Why was Ellie so cute, bros?

>Implying she'd fuck you.

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Neil is a pedo jew, and wanted to fuck her. Now shes ugly af becauae she's older

I bet she would go months without a single shower, just imagine the rancid smell emanating from her body UGH

>Neil is a pedo jew
>Now shes ugly af becauae she's older

But don't worry, it's okay, because lesbians and trans and stuff.

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she looks like she fucks older guys

Nah senpai, she just likes sandwiches.

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>implying she'd have a choice

according to the sequel she's got (most likely) both teams to choose from.

Because she was face modeled after that cutie from juno

They rolled it back, because "that cutie from juno" tried to sue.

Also she happens to be a lesbian now it seems.

Yeah but me having sex with her won't be a choice for her.

>Happens

She is. She literally kissed a black girl.

Based Ellie

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Source? I thought it was canon that she was a dyke

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Nah you're right, but that's what i meant, she's a dyke, but has choices on both teams if she happens to switch because her camp is apparently full of chicks and dudes.

So she'd have a choice, just not you, cuz you a big fat fatty fat fat.
fat

nah i meant Ellen page.

ok maybe the word "happens" is not a right one here. maybe "unfortunately"?

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did more details about the game get leaked or something?

a young girl having a crush on their girl friend doesn't mean they're dyke for life, there's a reason it's called a phase

>not shoving her off the phase by showing her what a real dick feels like.

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Did Joel ever bang her?

She looks alot like my crush from my freshman year of high school. I think she killed herself, because she hasn't been on social media since 2015, where I found a last post reading "go away".

I saw this one video where he did.

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Nice

sarah is better in every single way

Amy Hennig still held sway back then and that like Druckmann hadn't yet gotten his greasy grubby claws on her studio.

>sarah is better in every single way
>better in every single way
>better
>dead

>that like Druckmann
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