"YOU MUST BUY THE GAME TO ENJOY IT ASSHOLE"

>"YOU MUST BUY THE GAME TO ENJOY IT ASSHOLE"

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that's hella based not gonna lie senpai

uhh hello? based department?

>no you won't
what in the sweet blue fuck did they mean by this

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There is nothing based about being a 14 year old.

I pay up for worthwhile games like anything from FromSoftware, but I will elect to not support certain developers like Bathesda.

>pirate game
>if you enjoy it, buy game to support devs
>to the bin if not

t. jelly 13 year old

>Heavy's Voice:NO!!!

based

Sweet I'll make sure to pirate all their future games as well. Maybe one day they'll make a good game.

Do you plan on pirating as well?

Holy shit I love this kid

XSNEED

>no you won't

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>n-no you won't!
XSEETHE

>he now steals his Mom's credit card to buy games

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Im thinking : "he is based"

>likely a grown man telling a random 14 year-old to "stop being an asshole"
twitter is something else

"oh hell naw!" for pasty dorks.

and now we know who buys these stupid anime porn games

>Why yes I openly tell everyone I pirate games and steal my mom's credit card, how could you tell?

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Never once in my life have I felt this much or in fact any at all respect for a policeman but here we are.

This kind of confidence will land him some pussy in highschool

This is a little too based for me. I gotta lie down for a bit.

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>3DPD
Nah this kid is chad enough to know 2D is superior.

Fucking based

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>All these people calling him based
>When he's a Yumifag
Absolutely DISGUSTING

>Heavy's Voice:NO!!!
why is so funny?

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Yeah, I'm thinking he's BASEDteen years old.

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He'll probably talk some desperate girl into wearing a paper bag with Yumis face on it

Any Megasync link?

Who gives a shit, listing his "waifus" already makes him a faggot regardless, but the amount of based is just too high.

Based

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that is based and hilarious

How do we defeat moms Yea Forumsros

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>villain has a reasonable motive for becoming evil

I'm sorry, 3 phones?

>no you won’t

So he's not bothered at all by the fact that he's stealing from his own mother, one that clearly cares enough about him to buy lots of stuff for him in the first place?

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He's South American. They lack souls.

Why is this kid so based? haha

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fucking lol

>leaving a paper trail of all the illegal shit you do

Oh look, a bunch of retards on Yea Forums can't understand why that's a bad thing. What a shock. Pro-tip: you only hear about the criminals who get caught. You never hear of the ones that do their dirt and move in silence. Smarten up dummies.

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Found him

>14 years old
>heavy's voice
Based zoomer.

This guy is a kid right? Your brain isn't fully developed at that age. You shouldn't hold things like this against a kid. If he still does this like 16 or older then you can start attacking him.

>Phones (3)

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BA-
>multiple waifus
Ah, nevermind

HUH

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mom im already a demon

3 phones? He could deal drugs and use the money to pay for waifu games

I personally don't pirate but that kid was pretty based.

He's also bragging about it over social media and getting encouraged by people for the lulz. Not every 14 year old kid is this dense.

>XSeed attempts to prosecute a minor for piracy of a big titty simulator
Great PR.

He's 18 in that screenshot

This makes me laugh more than it should. It's just so matter of fact. I mean seems fucking stupid but at least it's worth a chuckle

How about the credit card company

Somewhat sad for an adult "Community Manager" (or whatever is the title of the guy replying to Twitter) to even argue with a 14 years old over Twitter regarding piracy. That's how you can tell whoever is in charge is retarded, you're not even supposed to reply to those tweets... or at least with humor and not some moralfag bullshit.

It is if a company is actually taking him seriously and he somehow comes out of the situation looking like the adult

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OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

Chad kid dabbing on shovelware

yeah, you're right. Sometimes I forget that they have college interns who might be 19 years old running these Twitter accounts. Explains a lot of the questions I had.

Prosecuting who exactly? The minor? Its only fraud if the mother denies the charges and then it becomes an issue.

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Lol, what a little shit

>rude to the teams who worked hard on it
so the people who work hard on a game would rather you not play it at all?

based as fuck

"official" twitters are a fucking joke

>HEAVY'S VOICE NO!
Every time

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>heavy voice "NO!"
you will never be this based

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Gamers... enough is enough....

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Based and heavypilled

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I'm not sure about XSEED, but for Marvelous Europe (I applied there a while ago, but was too experienced so it didn't go further) they hire very junior people. They aren't interns however, in the UK it's a full-time permanent position, but it's entry level.

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this is funny thread

>Heavy's Voice: NO!

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>

based

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Was he based?

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Policeman is absolutely based and I would give him a copy if I were the devs.

You're 14 years old. Get off this site.

>so the people who work hard on a game would rather you not play it at all?
I think that's usually the mindset of people only in it for the money.

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He's just living the piratical barbarian mindset all men should adhere to. Then school comes and smacks ghey into young boys minds.

Motherfucker looks like Carlos Mencia as says he’s 16

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>kid is 2 years older than tf2

he's 14, literally nothing is gonna happen, also he's chilean

>heavy voice: NO
gets me every damn time.

Because it's genuine.

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> dat autistic blue mario avatar
> NO!

based

>As you mentioned
lol, any competent hiring manager would reject you solely for sniffing your own ass. who the fuck applies for a job saying they're overqualified for it? clearly not too experienced.

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Imagine getting Chadded on by a 14 year old.

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>HEAVY'S VOICE: NO!!
Based honestly, fuck xSneed

why would Xseed take the bait?

we will never get a collected vol of those comics OR EVEN FINISH THE DAMN THING OFF.

not everyone is an azn twinkboi
I started shaving when I was 11

>Chilean pesos, and money thief
>Cap was in 2017, and he states his age was 14 so he should be 17 by now

Sad!

NIGGERS

Fuck off underage back to R3ddit.