>game has an easy puzzle
>still spend ages on it
What's her name Yea Forums?
For me it's where you had to close the ds in phantom hourglass.
>game has an easy puzzle
>still spend ages on it
What's her name Yea Forums?
For me it's where you had to close the ds in phantom hourglass.
That kid is absolutely devilish
Holy shit bet the kid did it on purpose.
How would you get out of that predicament without outside help?
i think everyone got stuck on that part
GAMERS RISE UP
why was she doing that anyways? I mean why were those bottles on the other side???
It's actually fucking blowing my mind that you can run into a roadblock like that just by being handed something.
This fucking tile puzzle in The Neverhood. These things are so easy, but this one just fucked me up
What would you do in that situation? I would tip the neck of one of the bottles through the hole above my wrist, then grab the bottle with my teeth, move my hand up to that hole, then repeat until one hand is free.
This is a joke video right? Asians the most intellectualest of all races and we owe modern civilization to their technological advancements.
What's that thing crawling on the ground?
lol here's another one
a japanese kid
Wine fairy.
a t*rk
LOL ROFL I LOVE CHINESE PEOPLE LMAO SO RELATABLE
No fuck off this shit.
your dad
Haha
how did this geisha get herself into this predicament?
throw the bottles into the air and catch them
none of this is relatable
but i do love chinese people
Cringe.
Down voted, please have a meaningful post next time before we have to ban your account. We can all learn from this experience.
Bug atheist creatures. Focusing only in material goods, ratting out neighbors and friends to save "face".
Pathetic
all i can think of da solution bein is puttin ur shoe up to one of em, and see if you can balance it on ur shoe while u get the one thats higher over
Seethe
>there are people that don't find chinese people cute
You'll never have a chinese gf even half as cute as this chinese girl.
her dinner getting away
Hera's shitty garden in God of War 3
She was trying to steal the neighbor's onions sauce
It's a scripted skit. You've probably seen tons of these scripted asian gifs before.
>>/pol/
Someone hasnt had physcial contact with another human being before
>put thin part of bottle through fence with the thick part up
>lean on it
>let go and reach for it over the fence
>put it on the ground next to you
>get original bottle over the original way
You mean to say invisible people don't just randomly record chinks in their everyday live and post it on social media for a virgin to find and make a thread about it?
Stick one of the bottles' necks through the fence and hold it with your mouth. Then set the other bottle down. Then grab the bottle out from your mouth and daisy chain it up over the fence. Repeat with the bottle you just set down.
FEET
They aren't machines following a script, as machinelike as they are. Their queen controls them by using pheromones.
>rgb puzzle in re2make
>got stuck in the king queen chess piece sewer room for 20 minutes
>everything in the second half of portal 2
I hate any game involving critical thinking
based and chinkpilled
Yo, when I went to China how come so many girls wanted to get pictures with me? One even kissed my cheek in the shot. The black guy who went with me got a lot more photos but it was mostly group shots with both genders. Dude is /fa/ as fuck tho
You should play Antichamber
Chinks must die. If you are a chink and you are reading this, die. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
haha man i don't speak no ching chang chong speaka english or go back to the Taiwan imageboards
f-fuck off.. thats not funny..
i wish i was chinese
A little obvious considering there's a guy standing a couple of meters away filming the entire time
I genuinely want to learn chinese
sneed
Ping pong, ching chong, ling long, ding dong.
I want to create a game with a 64 disk version of the Tower of Hanoi puzzle and hide loot of unimaginable value behind it.
No.
I won't accept chinks just like I won't accept interracial shit or trannies or fags
why do you have to be rude?
okay peter molyneux
delete your post
because the chinese communist party is evil and must be destroyed along with the jews
Throw one bottle up in the air and catch it, use the free hand to get the second bottle
Tfw smarts
You also want to destroy whites, you subhuman.
Did you guys fuck any?
Also how /fa/ I'm pretty black and fairly /fa/
based, homosexuals need to be killed on sight
How the fuck do you even solve this?
WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE BROS? HOW DO THEY DO IT?
I bet that dumb bitch can't even juggle.
solve? yore suppsed too sit on it
smarts but risks
Dude was once rocking a vest with no shirt, open to show his abs and it looked good. Has a great smile too.
Also no.
No risk, no reward. Fortune favors the bold.
I'd love to see you guys try that shit
Hell I'd pay to watch
Shadow Warrior where you had to stand in 6 switches to open or close a wall with lava or something on some cliff level. I'm legit too retarded for that, just let me point'n'shoot
The same way you solve every Tower of Hanoi puzzle.. it just takes a significantly more amount of steps than usual.
>whites
to the oven you go
Good idea. All the best cooks are white.
That would explain why you're so mad. You're blaming whites for "keepin' the black man down".
shove both skinny parts up my ass and vore the whole fence
donate to my patreon and ill make it my next video
www.patreon.com/wackyoutuberguy
that would literally take ages to solve
>fuck chinks and post black gir-
You do realize that that's a solved algorithm, right?
The logic to solve it is the same no matter the amount of layers, it just takes longer to finish it.
And people say that only PC games teach you practical things.
i ain't goin near one of your mud clay ovens, nigga
god I want to fertilize her eggs so bad bros
Would bang
Are you retarded?
that's the point, even if you know the algorithm and follow it perfectly like a machine, it would take a shitton of time to solve that by moving one piece at a time
Will you give my name a shoutout too?
that's exactly the point you fucking retard, it's easy to solve but the amount of steps needed increases exponentially with each disk
>guy
fuck your gay shit, unless you are a camwhore or e-girl no one is paying for your videos
only for the donators in the Wack Pack!
so much makeup it'd make a 45yo white woman in midlife crisis look natural
Countering this thread with white girls.
White girls fuck dogs
youtube.com
>wh*toid gets insecure when other races are mentioned
like clockwork
One might even say delightfully devilish
Ewwwwwwww
a 64-disc hanoi tower still would take 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 moves to finish, and in seconds, thats about 580 billion years
I went to high school for inclusion and you see stuff like this, but people always take it the wrong way when someone is actually, clinically retarded.
I just like cute girls. I don't care what race/color they are
I see that r/hapas has already infested this thread. Mentally ill you lot are
Chinese people are fine. It's their government that is shit.
Dare I say it?... Based and perhaps....even.. Redpilled?
I want an asian gf and if I cannot acquire one, I will be slightly upset and post about it here occasionally.
Well shit.
I was so focused on the difficulty aspect (thanks to the OP) that I completely overlooked the actual time it would take to solve 64 discs.
Thank you for the lesson lads.
Was thinking the same thing.
Kill yourself retard.
this reminds me of that time I went to the glory hole and this pierced cock with a hoop through the dickhole popped out the hole and took the ballpoint pen I had in my pocket and slid it through the hoop so that the little pocket protector clip on the cap was hooked to the piercing and the guy couldn't pull his dick out of the hole. I laughed my ass all the way home.
I don't think the Chinese's government is that shit, in fact it's probably a result of their shitty businessmen. Do you know of their scummy merchants who added poison into children's milk?
en.wikipedia.org
DID SOMEONE SAY "CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY"?
Being thin. White women who are thin look just as cute.
lol epic bro south parkkk rjin dingaling
Similar shit happened in the West before we had the FDA. Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was a socialist screed, but the only thing anyone got out of it is that we needed someone to inspect our food so we weren't eating human meat in our sausage, or sawdust in our bread (something that was common in times of famine in France).
Is this a boomer thing that people think it takes any amount of time to press the camera button and slide the finger over to record with a phone when you see retards being retards?
i didn't want to do this user, but you left me with no choice...
She's Russian, not White.
Subhuman insects aren't video games. Fuck off.
Asian girls are so cute. How can white women even compete?
>game has some kind of combination lock
>brute force it instead of doing it the right way
Fuck puzzles
based Johnny Ramone user
Asian girls got black pussies its pretty gross
Towers of Hanoi is solved by a simple algorithm. You can write a program to solve it with any number of discs. Obviously it would just take a long ass time.
I'm white I'm screwed no matter what China does. Let them fuck with Africa and India for all I care let them control the whole globe. Left me with no reason to care.
>implying that would be a bad thing
You also need to make it painfully slow to just move one disk, like a 5 second animation.
I have never found one good porn vid of her. I just fap to her pics
No, but you are a big ol boomer if you think it's not scripted.
It's setup you fools
Literally the only pornstar that I'd consider taking off the market.
Tell me anons, why do white women love getting WOOFED?
yeah, setup by the mastervillian of a Chaiwaneese kid
this shit was way too hard
so? black girls fuck apes
i hate this but love it at the same time
wait a minute that card
also wtf Yea Forums why did it take this long to post it.
>so?
Bioshock infinite didn't have any puzzles besides that so we forgot
dogs are man's best friend. you don't let your best friend fuck your girl? maybe you're not a very good friend. no. not a very good friend at all.
but its a fucking meme
>White "people"
>22:22:22
yo. look at those Time trip-doubles I got
god I wish I had an asian milf gf that made me do her bidding by changing her scent.
OP webm is from Korea.
ching chong
its like an asian mr bean skit
hello i just want to say i am okay with dying alone
thank you
shes already off the market
married to some dubai nigger
mr bean's not asian?
S-SHUT UP
The meme is the only puzzle the game has, outside of sky rails and Elizabeth what do you remember?
Chinks are cute
>where you had to close the ds in phantom hourglass.
fuck that shit. I thought that was just a hardware function that suspended the game.
I never thought the game would check when it has been closed. I spent like 20 minutes pressing every part of the screen with the stylus.
then I gave up, closed thd ds and went to eat. when I came back I was like "what the fuck?"
Asian's are cute and all in images and videos, but man are they fucking weird irl
>53 years old
Climb over the fence, it's not high at all
I remember it had an excellent baseball minigame
I’d do her
>PLAYER THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STORY DECISION
>DO YOU THROW THE BALL AT THE RACE MIXERS?
>Pick to throw the ball at th-
>NOT SO FAST
>lol we subverted your expectations nothing mattered
>Let's help our people with guns
>Dimension hop
>oh no we're dumb
>dimension hop until a smart booker fixes everything for you
I forgot how big brained they thought they were being and now I'm getting mad
>mr. rice
That "puzzle" was fucking garbage
Based agent smith
>>Pick to throw the ball at th-
>>NOT SO FAST
But it just reinforces the theme of constants
What a smart game, truly like poetry, it all rhymes
I was ready for it because it was in Trace Memory/Another Code.
There's a tip in the instruction manual that even tells you if you're stuck to close your DS and relax for a bit, then come back to it.
I was so angry I bit myself as punishment for being so angry. Felt super dumb, hahaha
Winnie the Pooh
>this is the nation everyone is scared of
They're as dumb as niggers desu
reminder that most Asians are shit long term partners
>easily jealous
>will fiercely ask for kids after marriage
>after a kid, will dedicate most of her time raising the kid
>very little to no sex after the kid
>doesn't even let you talk to other girls
>if you take too long to respond to a text or email they'll genuinely believe you hate them, way too clingy
I like Chinese people in the same way I used to like watching the see through bee hive at my local science/nature park
except a game that tries to be smaht and say MULTIVERSE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES EVERYWHERE can't sit there and say OH BUT THERE ARE THINGS THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT
When something new comes to the hive, ants usually investigate
>*BADUNG SOUND EFFECT*
>CAMERA SWAYS DRAMATICALLY
>DECISION TIME GAMER
You know what really annoys me?
It's an FPS game and I wasn't even given the pretence of aiming
>PICK A OR B FAGGOT
Oh no god forbid I miss however will the plot progress I mean what if I miss stationary targets
why are you so triggered by a short video
go play some fucking video games instead of sperging out
What the fuck are you solving anyways? What the fuck is it supposed to look like in the end? Why am I only one who just discovered whatever the fuck this thing is?
>walk into room
>find hot girl stuck in saw trap
what do?
But quantum mechanics
You weeks need to die, now post real shit that ACTUALLY happens in China
>games lets you...uh...um...LOL anyone else hate niggers omg fuck liberals haha fucking roastie whores pitbull.jpg
fake
Earn your freedom
This.
>CHINKS FAKE CUTESY LITTLE SITUATIONS WITH FAKE EXPRESSIONS TO GET VIEWS
>FAKE ALL THROUGHOUT
>SOME REALLY BAD QUALITY SOUND EFFECTS AND CRACKLING MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
Why are chinks so soulless?
based
This
Chinks are subhuman and always will be in my eyes. Every Chinese with half a brain or morality died protesting and now it's all brainless retards and their children
>Try to help her, can't figure out how it works
>TV comes on
>"user you can save this innocent girl, but only if you give up something precious to you
>the unlocking weight mechanism is locked to 665mg
>Your penis is is the only corresponding body part that weighs that much
>Will you give up your penis and it's reward or allow this women to die?
>Go back out the door and go home
>Jigsaw kidnaps you months later for being a coward
>Make America
What does the rest of that shirt say
>YOU DIDNT CUT OFF YOUR PENIS WITH A RUSTY SCRAP OFF METAL
>YOU WEREN'T USING IT TO FUCK ROASTIES
>THEREFORE YOU ARE A COWARD
>BY FORCING YOU TO CUT OFF YOUR PENIS YOU WILL LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE
Fucking Jigsaw fuck off
Depends on the asian girl, pro tip if they have pink nipples before they girl birth theyre white.
>Use blade to slice wrists
Jokes on you, I want to die.
Your move, puppet.
You think Jigsaw gives a rat fuck about the fallacies in his logic?
I give her the trap in my pants
This
For fuck's sake
>My arbitrary definitions of white.
Whatever you say, goblino.
hahaha
I spent too much time in the math puzzle in Judgment.
My failure was thinking the puzzle actually required math.
fucking hell that made me laugh
thats a good one
>throw
>he can't into telekinesis
How does it feel to be ESPlet?
S-sauce please....
Lick her sweaty armpits
page ten bump!
The goal is to move the "tower" from one rod to another rod. But, you can move only one disc at a time and you can't put a larger disc on top of a smaller one.
Seriously mods