What was the last horror game that genuinely scared you?

More dolls

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what an asshole. poor squirrels

Poor babies

poor burdys :(

user, find me a suitable female to transfer my soul into. I can't stand being in this FUCKING doll body any longer.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Be glad you get to keep a body at all, you little shit. You think you're the scary one?

STALKER does get a little spooky around the labs

No way fag.
Next thing you'll say you deserve rights and shit.

whats that brown thing its dumping in there?

La Creatura

what happens because I refuse to watch this

I'll get right on it.

Gonna be honest: I find this specific Miku doll cool as hell.

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I was playing Dead By Daylight and I was working on a generator and it was super quiet. I looked around and saw Ghostface peeking at me from around the corner. Actually make me jump and scream.

Not sure what's happening here

>white males in 2019

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Afraid of Monsters still manages to get a jump out of me after playing it so many times

birds get scared because someone shoves a broom thing up there which dumps something in their nest but idk what. hope it wasnt poison

fuck. that.

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shit

Megaman Legends 1 or 2 I think. The CLANK CLANK CLANK freaked me the fuck out especially the dark underwater parts on Nino.

was just playing prey. they have these walls that are screens and display 3d environments behind them so it looks like a real room when its just the screen. finished calibrating the screen and it turned on to a room with an enemy that shot at you. spooked me good

judging by how they're getting fucking filmed and illuminated, someone is probably trying to feed them

maybe mom fugged off idk

something that looks like a broom is shoved into a birdbox, the three birds inside get horrified and then the broom-thing is pulled out. nothing dies, that's it.

that's different then being scared isn't it ? fear is that constant anxiety of impending doom and dread, getting spooked real quick isn't the same..

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I tried to get a girl like this but as soon as I started the battle she fled.

>when the t-1000 decides not to follow orders
>when the carbonite fails to freeze completely

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Minecraft

Guy put some bird food in a container and jury-rigged a broom to hold it.
He could've just put a smaller container on the other end of the broom instead of scaring them shitless and nearly hitting them but whatever.

Does she like peanut butter?

Imagine falling down that hole, your ski buddies already went ahead and have no idea where you disappeared to, and you're screaming for hours for help but no one else is around.

How did they find his body?

Dolls are CUTE!

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That's kinda hot

Slices of their mother's remains.

"Dolls are CUTE!" - a grown man sitting a computer

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>outing yourself as a summerfag

Why does this game get posted so much? Is it actually scary, or just tons of shills?

>outing yourself as a dollnigger

Can I get a source on this?

I have literally never wanted to cum on something as badly as I want to cum on that doll

>implying I'm the same guy
>implying I have dolls or collectibles of any kind

fatal frame

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Fuck off jail

Cry of Fear rustled my jimmies. It's also F2P.

>that gif
Fuck no
No
FUCK NO
They can BLACKED spiderman, thor and other capeshit, but I'll commit another holocaust if they do it to Bond

There is a skeleton inside you right now.

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>real life minecraft

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But... they did.

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sauce

This is kinda hot. sauce?

Where the hell have you been, the new bond is a black woman.

theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/15/lashana-lynch-new-007-james-bond-daniel-craig

Darkwood was pretty darn spooktacular for the first few hours. Like all games, I get accustomed to it over time, but those first hours..

FEAR 3

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that girl ain't right

>girl

Not him but this is retarded, isn't the entire shtick of Bond that he's a suave womanizing lady killer?

its another silent hill copy but this time it actually feels fresh and has some new ideas. i got pretty scared playing it

okay but why?

>that smile
she would actually be really cute. hell if she can deal with dating men shorter than her I'd fuck her

It was, and bond was always the same bond (and the reboots were just changing actors/restarting story, but 007 was always assigned to bond).

Instead this is a continuation of the current world/story and the 007 number is passed on so she's not "bond" anymore but has his number.

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Silent Hill on my PS3

It's atmospheric as fuck and is pretty good

Imagine ripping a massive wet protein fart right down that tube

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>suave womanizing lady killer
Pretty much every one of those words makes this retarded timeline screech on twitter.

How come those birds are reacting when 99% of every webm involving baby birds getting eaten or pecked to death are just sitting there taking it like a bitch.

An unsightly beast...

so this dude was trying to feed them but instead traumatized the poor lil dudes? fucking humans

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You could start dating her and start fatting her up until she becomes a real woman instead of the hungry skeleton she is now.

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They bring him out right after he falls in, I remember that video.

iirc she has a spooky skeleton disease, I looked her up years ago

I got your joke, don't worry

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I need a sauce on this.

what growth disorder does she have?

im so happy

hey hey hey

Black DNA
Crystal treatment
Probably marfan

Yes but feminists exist and are terrorizing all of media. In this case, citing the fact that "James Bond" is just a code name given to any man meant to carry out specific missions, therefor the designation can and should be given to a woman.

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>movie is literally about how a black woman is too incompetent to be Bond and they have to call him out of retirement to come back.

I strangely find this doll more alluring than most others. I think its a monster girl thing, the odd face makes it stand out compared to the usual flat face weeb dolls.

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what the fuck is that thing coming out of the middle bird's beak at the end????

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This is seriously the most stressful part of every dead space game for me

ah, yea. i found an article about this giraffe with a few more pics.

soranews24.com/2012/10/03/beautiful-16-year-old-ukrainian-girl-with-disproportionately-long-neck-teaches-internet-about-marfan-syndrome/

>Master Jedi, the Prime Minister is expecting you.

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its soul

I thought spies were suppose to blend in. Wouldn't a black woman get constantly pulled over by the cops?

Marfan's?

Penumbra Black Plague

Wouldn't be allowed into high end casinos either.

nah shes in uk, shes a majority there.

you guys keep posting this lady but you wouldn't agree with half of things she advocates for

She's 202cm or about 6'8, for the curious.

she woman and she tell feminism bad
based

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jesus christ

Man even eastern Europe's mutant women are better looking than mutts

That doesn't mean she isn't right about what she said in that image.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Prey, if that counts. I'm easily scared. SOMA wasn't scary to me for some reason.

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Yeah but it's not like they have human memory dipshit. In 30 seconds they have forgotten why they were scared and will just be happy there's food.

Probably Condemned. I had the flu and a high fever when I was playing it, so I was already halfway delirious and susceptible to jump scares.

>In 30 seconds they have forgotten why they were scared
They may not be the smartest beings around, but they aren't as retarded as you.

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Don't try bringing logic into this. There's no point in wasting the energy. There's only one reason why they're replacing Bond, just so they can say they're progressive. If they actually gave a shit, they'd make an original franchise starring a black female spy.

who are some good horror lets players i only know of christopher odd

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This probably wasn't intended to be as erotic as I'm finding it

REmake 2 but unironically. And I'm not just talking about Mr. X, the game has many spooky moments and did brilliant job with the sound design.

Markiplier is unironically based

I want to capture it, bound it so it can't scratch/bite it, and fuck it every day for the rest of our lives.

NONONONO
DONT SAY THAT

horror games dont scare me really
unnerving at first maybe, but scary no
some of my favorite games are horror too

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better quality

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go fuck yourself

CJUgames is amazing. His stuff pre-2017 is more Markiplier-style overreacting to scares, but everything else is extremely well done. He doesn't overreact to everything and knows when to shut up and enjoy the game

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What's wrong with Markiplier?

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yes, lets support the literal prostitute to own the libs

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WARNING : EXTREME GORE

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All women are whores, prostitutes are just more honest than the rest.

bullshit i reconize a alien when i see it

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JESUS CHRIST
How adorable

MODS

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Yes
James Bond is, unironically, a male power fantasy and that's the fucking point. Making him black would be alright but making 007 female misses the entire point of the goddamn franchise. James Bond is the life that every man wants to have, even if only for brief moments.

that thing will happily gnaw your face off and eat your entrails in a few years

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:D
post more wholesome webms

Now it's a black female power fantasy
Deal with it

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That's its wing

Wow, their reaction is way too human. Feels bad.

>What's wrong with Markiplier?
literally kill yourself

Darkwood

wasn't expecting that
i've seen horses eat chicks

this. There's a first-person mod that works amazingly well also, definitely check it out

there are a shitload of nude mods too, if that's more your speed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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then i guess we sould encourage that behavior by making prostitution legal right? because that is what that woman advocates for

mmm warming up those chicken nuggets

What
She finds a rich white guy to pay for all her spawn's bail and teach them to go to college? Doesn't sound like much of a spy movie.

>who don't exactly like men
>I won't have that.
These screenshots would make decent reaction images.

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It's surely a better idea than the shit we have now.

>wholesome
you sick motherfucker, bet you think this mutilation footage is all cute and shit too huh

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MODS

The shape of the back makes me think they're disabled and can't stand up properly.

i thought this was like some weird robot illusion bullshit and then i realized a bitch was really in there. what the fuck.

kek

SUCTION

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RE2R when I went into that laundry hamper room near the stars office
I figured since it was a tiny room with no exit Mr. X wouldn't come in haha

SOMA was pretty spooky actually. It's mostly jump scares but they have 10/10 atmosphere so it's real effective.

Any animal nerds here that can explain why the dog is doing this?

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that's fucked up, jesus christ

Heh

Did it get hit in the lung?

LMAO NIGGA LIKE JUST WALLJUMP BACK OUT

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Great shot and placement. I respect that, even though it is always a little sad to see such a majestic creature go down like that. A little brutal with the blood too. It's like it stared him down until the bitter end.

(o_o)7

Of course we should. Its strange that liberals are also highly against making it legal for some reason. Can't handle the competition I guess.

In the heart I think, with a toxic broadhead. Fuck getting hit by one of those.

Where is this from?

Fucking shit man I would probably stop hunting for awhile if I fucked up a shot that bad

holy shit how did one arrow kill that beast? STR fags on suicide watch

>Welcome to EB games!

PB Horror Games or SHN if you want long plays with no commentary.

What kind of retard doesn't support the legalisation and institutionalisation of prostitution? Better for them to be in regulated business that have health standards and pay taxes than working on the streets with no moderation.

>the way it just stops and starts coughing blood and looking at the horizon like an anime villain that just got btfo
holy shit

>havie evil possessed doll
>jerk off on it knowing it cannot react or the jig is up

Now what? Do you play dead or spring up and deal with the humiliation of being covered in cum?

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>tfw 6'4" and the only girls taller than me are genetic aberrations who won't live past 30
fucking kill me

Dogs can form packs with any animal, like us, in fact zoo's use dogs to socialise a lot of animals like cheetahs which are naturally skittish
This is probably a female dog and her pack and mother instincts are getting all fucked up when she see's a baby wandering about, it's like how you see all those normalfag videos about lioness adopting an antelope because the lion killed her own cubs, same concept, mammals have empathy and can identify babies of other species and can potentially take pity under the right circumstances
In fact the Jungle Book story is based off a really fucking old news story about a pair of feral kids adopted by a female wolf
>hunters shoot the wolves on sight to rescue the kids in case they were in danger
>the kids living with the wolves for years
Meanwhile birds will eat their own chicks, if Vegans were honest they'd probably be able to sway a lot of people against eating mammal meat

He didn't fuck it up, though?

TAKE IT BOY

>how did one arrow
Because it's not just any old arrow, it's a flying blender that turn internal organs into paté

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Im surprised, you are more progressive than i thought, congrats.
I also support womens rights and think sex work is in fact real work, and that we should focus on more effective strategies to bring about true equality, and straight up shitting in men isn't going to do much.

cut your dick off

Based for real
The Jews and their holy prostitutes had it right

I have no mouth but I must scream didn't scare me but it's disturbing and fun

I legitimately forgot what the thread was about aside from the cute animal stuff and was wondering wtf you were going on about.

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bro modern hunting broadsheads are nothing to fuck with, the blades cause massive internal bleeding. A bow at 40lb draw weight can put one straight through a deer, and most hunters will have their bow tuned to a higher weight than that. Would rather be shot by a gun any day.

A movie called Thale

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the creepy miku dolls are unironically sexy and I kind of want one so I can stare it in the face while I jerk off then blow a load on it

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You underestimate animals. My parrot bites my dad all the time cause he doesn't forget all the times he's yelled at him.

>SKULL
>BIOHAZARD
>HIMEN
Do people just HAVE to be faggots about stuff like this?

White Day: A Labyrinth Named School or Cry of Fear

This

sweet he found the secret shortcut

if that thing started moving, i'd probably start screaming

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>woah, hey guys welcome to EB games

Alien Isolation's hospital wing was fucking intense.

That's scary? It looks more like a little kid who won't sleep because you didn't read her a bed time story

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this guy is great

No one is aghainst rational feminism. No one ever has been. It's this modern shit everyone hates.

Didn't know they added snakes to EDF.

What are you talking about, that was a perfect shot

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>implying bows are dex and not str

It's scary once you realized you don't have a kid.

im reminded of those images posted back in Yea Forums 2009 that involved cutting up a cute paper anime girl and there was tons of gore and shit.

Resident Evil 3 when released, now maybe Fatal Frame. We should get an alien horror game, being abducted is fucking horrifying. fuck off walking simulator fags

A bullet is still worse unless it's tiny caliber.

>hunters
The answer is yes

Man, I'd really hate to be the first hostile ayylmaos we come into contact with.

Those are like the third smartest animals among dolphins and elephants.

I just opened this and died

The only game that has ever scared me was OoT.
Games are more frightening when you don't expect it.

I had a gallery of them saved on sad panda

look up vacbeds

Drop a coin on the tube

ah so I'm not crazy then? I thought I maybe made it up, I havent seen that shit in 10 years

No that's because it's a soulless bird and its brain literally does not have the bit that mammals have for empathy

The lmaos would almost certainly be way more advanced than we'll be in 10k years or completely primitive, pre-stone age.
The chance that the first aliens we'd met would have approximately our level of advancement is minuscule.

Dang, she's almost as skinny as me.

Is this the animal torture thread?

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me too user

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White girls crazy

The heck is going on here?

Birds are fucking crazy.

I can't stop laughing. I know everyone is saying that's sad but honestly the way they react is fucking hilarious anybody else ?

Says it right there.

just a baby bird being hyper while feeding

did you torture small animals and bugs as a kid for fun? just wondering

youtube.com/watch?v=AWVwPldtey8

Yes

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It's either that's a doll thread or a thread about video games

How can you be afraid of something you want to fuck?

the last time it ate the chick and the owner beat the shit out of it

Nope.

Anyone have the link to the folder with all her pictures

It's called being scaroused

Didn't pretty much everyone do that as achild?

Quads say we are now a doll thread

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They look just like cartoon women reacting to a mouse

if a perfect shot makes a creature suffer for a good minute then it's a garbage shot
use a fucking gun

He got saved, but there are plenty of skiers who died falling into them.

Time to see a shrink and get on medication, user.

where's this from?

arousal is closely linked to fear user. It's like scientifically proven

A couple moments in Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs made me jump and smile at my fright.

>most of the locales in the Craig films have been South American/African shitholes
>dude how could a black person blend in???

did someone say dolls

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Oh hai Mark

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Why hasn't there been a VR horror game capitalizing on the terror of ΔP?
youtu.be/AEtbFm_CjE0

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>no one has posted that lewd plush doll

Man, imagine being a pipe.

Are we posting gore now?

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Any games with actual caving?

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MeowwoeM

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Here are 2 of my cuties. Sorry they're not vidya related and not as alluring as evil miku, but I still love them.

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okay
there are several of those be more specific

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Sure.

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>OMG SOME FURRY WALKED TOWARDS THE CAMERA SO SPOOPY

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And you totally never squashed some bugs as a child or plucked some flies legs or wings off

Dead Space, but only because I was younger at the time, and anything involving body horror is what's always hit my panic button. Body horror that's trying to rip you apart, plus the games fucking great atmosphere meant it legitimately gave me nightmares back then.
Especially these fuckers in DS2.
I kinda wish I could get scared like back then, made games like that more thrilling. Now all it does is slightly unnerve me and make me jump sometimes. Still love the game, but its just not the same.

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Jesus, that's a little extreme even for me.

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>nope

its like playing no mans sky except you fall into a cave full of water randomly

There's a difference between killing them and torturing them, user. That you can't distinguish them tells us you should get institutionalized ASAP

>those expressions
I mean its a unique body type, but I see infinitely more grotesque looking people every time I go out in public. Its incredible to me how many people look legit disgusted

> calling for help, cause a huge avalanche sealing you in for good
clearly that didnt happen since the video exists... maybe but the easiest way out would be to remove his skis first

fun fact: there was a study done on predator and prey animals on the effects of drugs on their mental processes, and while prey didn't have much reaction outside of excess euphoria and relaxation, predator species became much more inquisitive about the world around them, and within that they found that, while under the influence of LSD, animals which previously did not recognize themselves in mirrors suddenly did, and spent an inordinate amount of time checking themselves out, with big cats (I think it was leopards) spending the highest amount of time on it

So you never hurt anything in your life ever?

>be eagle
>be flying free ten years later
>see some poor motherfucker squeegeeing his car window
>think its the same guy from the video

the news says a random eagle attack leaves a man dead at the Shell station, wildlife authorities mystified

Alien Isolation

the Alien is spooky until you figure out how it works... but then those fucking creeping robots come later in the game... god damn creepy fucks..

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Most of disgust is learned.
They expect to be disgusted so they are.

Stop pretending to be retarded, user.

cats r dum

Well, assuming they're still organic beings, and not just a swarm of nanobots clumped together in a similar shape to their orignal forms for aesthetic reasons, the weapons we'll be using against them would be nightmarish.
Then again, they could be something like dinosaurs or kaiju.

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You're also assuming their weapons will be better, which we have no proof of. There's no reason to assume they'll be wielding laser rifles and have energy shields since there's no proof that such things could realistically exist at this point, or that any ayy lmao that meets us on Earth would've discovered said technology.

Even then, what'll really fuck us up are the alien pathogens that, if they make the jump to human biology, could very well end us as a civilization, much like what happened to the Natives. Despites the European's superior technology, were it not for disease, the Natives would've won.

Imagine being that _saw.

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that ass please im thirsty

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please don't ban me for this

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You stop baiting

that was fast...

REmake on gamecube, though I was 12 when I last played it

That's the whole reason they picked a black woman.

>Didn't recognize themselves in mirrors
How do people know that the animal doesn't necessarily see themselves in a mirror? How can you tell they aren't just confused by what they see as a totally smooth, unnatural surface? Because animals already see themselves in nature in pools and water stream reflections, seems to me they'd be wondering if the mirrors were actually frozen, upright water to their small brains.

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Fuck had exact nightmares like this years ago

jesus christ user

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No it isn't. Arrows deal more damage. They're just harder to use. Unless you're talking about, say, an arquebus or any early hand-cannon. Those would straight up knock down a tree on their own.

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god i want to fuck that doll

What? Fucking how??

this kills the crab

Not a hundred percent sure, but they've done a lot of research with mirrors, and most species think it's another member of its species, they do all the normal actions a challenger to their dominion would do, and then ignore it. They've also stuck things to them and they ignore it, while on elephants and dolphins they'll see it and immediately try to remove it.

Can I get a link? That's fucking fascinating
For bystanders being able to recognising oneself in the mirror is a huge requirement for meausirng intelligence in animals

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test

Give me (You)s

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iirc the 'adventure' game's cave was based off some possibly-accurate historical map of a huge cave system.

Are you a fucking retard? An arrow cuts just as big of a hole as a bullet if not bigger. Do you think just because you used a gun that it would instantly drop and stop moving? Or were you suggesting that hunters should somehow manage to hit it in it's peanut sized brain? Even cows at slaughter houses don't die when they use the captive bolt pistol on their skulls, it just stuns them so that they can't move while they're being cut open.

I'd tatsu her maki if you get what I'm saying

>her

bro did you watch the webm? that's a dick

Fucking retard

>the weapons we'll be using against them would be nightmarish
Nah, they'd surely have their own weird shit and possibly not have any Geneva Convention equivalent.
And that's even assuming they bother to show up in person instead of sending robots with above human level of intelligence.

>You're also assuming their weapons will be better, which we have no proof of.
It's a completely retarded idea to imagine species with a million years head start in civilization somehow being unable to match human weapons because "durr humans fight a lot, humanity fuck yeah".
Even if they were somehow totally peaceful for some reason, they could just alter their mining tools and play Dead Space except with ships and mining robots.

>alien pathogens
There's a high chance those wouldn't be a huge problem.
Microorganisms need rather specific conditions. Ph range, temperature range, microelements.
Even if they could survive, they might be too deadly to result in a proper plague - just kill whoever they infect by flooding the body with poisons that their usual hosts tolerate just fine. This would prevent it from spreading.

Have fun spending hundreds of dollars on wank material.

I'm sure everyone on Yea Forums, including all of the fujoshi, would too.

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>they're
It's clearly just one person, you dumb nigger faggot.

you're right, I'll just give your mum five bucks instead

What are the best environmental horror games?

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>f/u/joshi
I want to believe

> you will never come home to a loving wife and happy family with your family dog happy as all fuck to see you after a long day of work

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I already know about the mirror test, I just think it's bullshit. kthx

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...I don't follow.

Who is to say they'd be millions of years ahead of us? Or that they'd develop military technology at the same rate?

Laser guns are not required to build FTL spaceships. Hell, if it were a Generation Ship meant to colonize another planet, they could very well behind us technologically, since we could theoretically build one right now.

"They" is also a genderless pronoun, idiot.
inb4 you start throwing a shitfit about the Tumblr boogeyman

The thumbnail got me good

spike & barley

ADIOS

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The fuck is that second one? A Foxconn jumper?

RIP

She's a girl, not genderless, you spastic.

tbf the person in the webm is probably mentally ill enough to use they or xir pronouns

BEASTS ALL OVER THE SHOP

oooooohh

looks very comfy user.
If you're still here can I have the names of the blonde in red and blonde in pink?

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What, are you mad user misgendered her, you worthless SJW vermin?

>Saving.... Don't remove memory card

Y'ALL ARE MISSING THE POINT
ITS NOT ABOUT HOW FEASIBLE REACHING THEIR FALLIABLE BODIES IS, ITS ABOUT HOW BADLY WE FUCK THEM UP ONCE WE DO HAVE THEM IN OUR GRASP

if her neck wasn't as long this would be fine by me

wtf

>implying
If a race of spacefaring ayys wanted to take out humanity they would just fumigate the planet from orbit, no reason to bother with a land invasion

>Almost a full half foot taller than me
>Probably weighs less than a box of foam
i m a g i n e

guy's taller than the fridge

someone post doll fucking

>final destination made into a country

Real life.

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>Who is to say they'd be millions of years ahead of us?
RNG
Look at history of humanity. Compare it to age of the universe.

The chance that somehow an alien civilization would fit within +/-1 million years of humanity is tiny.
>Or that they'd develop military technology at the same rate?
Military technology isn't magic, it evolves alongside peace time technology, just with less armor and stealth.
Explosives are useful for mining, poison gases are discovered by accident, radars are just another form of "perception".
>Laser guns are not required to build FTL spaceships.
What if they are?
Lasers are primarily a science and engineering tool. Once you have powerful lasers available for cheap, wrapping them up in a "gun" is just a technicality.

Isn't that the kanji for "meat" (niku)?

I'd fuck it

You can't """""missgender""""" someone because there are no genders, only sex and mental illnesses. Slit your throat, you disgusting abomination.

yeah

You know who else is probably a foot taller than you?

Imagine.

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cat software on dog hardware

Not any harder than superhuman AI told to invent a clever gore porn torture.
Something that some alien nerd would surely do.
Your most elaborate flesh destruction technique would be like a grug swinging a club compared to the shit that the aliens would have in their history databases.

Okay? I fail to see the problem.

different user hear but the worse things that I did as a child that I regret to this day is.

I salted a few slugs to see what would happen to them,and I shot and killed red cardinal song bird with a pellet gun with my cousin.

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i smacked a cat against a roof until it was drooling and wobbling away shitting itself
never forgiven myself, don't know why I did it, still hurts me to this day even over a decade later
I don't know why I did it

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They are characters from an ancient anime for loser hikki children, desu

I feel like I saw some /pol/ bait or maybe just legit facts about ants being able to pass the mirror test but some group of africans not? Am I crazy or is that a thing.

Soma. I am so hungry for another horror game, bros.

I can't see the dick. Am I being fucked with?

Christ. If there's an afterlife I'm glad I'm not going to experience yours.

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>tfw you will never be a snek

The one on the left could do with a more elaborate faceup, but the outfit and wig are good.

yeah me too

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PRÖöööÖÖÖööÖÖÖööÖÖÖHHH :DDD

She blends in easily enough at night

NOPE NOPE

Not if you sniff

Ants can pass the mirror test.
>In a Belgian study from 2015, 23 out of 24 adultantsscratched at small blue dots painted on theirclypeus(part of their "face") when they were able to see the dot in a mirror. According to the published results, the ants were individually tested and were from three species,Myrmica sabuleti,Myrmica rubraandMyrmica ruginodis. None of the ants scratched the clypeus when they had no mirror to see the dot. None tried to scratch the blue dot on the mirror. When they had a mirror and a brown dot similar to their own color, only one of thirty ants scratched the brown dot; researchers said she was darker than average so the dot was visible. They also reacted to the mirror itself. Even without dots, 30 out of 30 ants touched the mirror with legs, antennae and mouths, while 0 of 30 ants touched a clear glass divider, with ants on the other side. Ants a few days old did not react to the dots. These three species have limited eyesight, with 109–169facetsper eye, and the authors suggest doing tests on ants with more facets (some have 3,000) and on bees.
No idea about the tribe.

I found a a birds nest with a handful of chicks in them and fed them sand until they died. I have no fucking clue why

I love animals

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I stoned a helpless, grounded bird in a parking lot and watched it writhe in pain until death.
After that, I became extremely careful handling any animal and the idea of hurting one makes me nauseous.

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your wife and dog would only be happy because they fucked while you were at work

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All of them?

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I wonder why we did such things. I'm glad nobody else here has continued it, I don't think I could ever hurt an animal again. Well, except if I'm hunting, but my goal isn't to hurt it, its to eat.
It still feels bad though.

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Fucking asshole. That's a beautiful moose. I hope that guy gets shot through the heart someday and dies realizing what a dipshit he's been his whole life, killing god' great creatures for "fun".

meh, fuck cats

I found it I think. Sounds like excuses but also pretty interesting.

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I never want see this shit again

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That's cute and funny

Just recently a cockroach jumped on me at work out of nowhere and was crawling along my back. I smacked it off of me, and it came back for some more, so I grabbed some scissors off the desk next to me, grabbed the fucker, and cut it in half, and then watched the two halves of its body move independently.

I reconnected the two of them best I could, and it started moving like a normal cockroach again. Then my coworker came along and finished it off.

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Based dogs

Children are little sociopaths before their empathy fully develops. Given the opportunity the just do it, they don't need a reason

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why me peepee hard

What kind of monster just sits there filming?

>pitbulls
those things don't deserve to be called dogs

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>Pitbulls

am I absolved of my sin then, trips man?

Recorded in China

fucking bugpeople seriously.

No, you will remember and learn from that experience

that's pretty spooky

The extents to which libfags will go to deny the obvious is amazing.

I only tortured wasps.
Still do.
They deserve it, bee-killing motherfuckers.

oh, I won't forgive myself
I hope the cat did though.

Season 4 of Attack on Titan is looking good

WHITE

Criminal origins was some scary shit. That might actually be my scariest game.

>Have pupper, 3 months old
>Holding it while watching TV
>Suddenly have the urge to YEET it across the room and turn it into a fine red mist against the wall
Why are humans like this?

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I wonder how disfigured was the mom to everyone scream in horror

based and beepilled

>but what about animal feefees? ;(
Stop being a faggot.

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What? Have you not played any actual horror games?

I watched a Sam O'Nella video about that once. Good guy.

Elephants don't deserve that shit. Usually. Bears are far worse and should be genocided. Pic related.

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Same.
Probably just instinct, but instead of embracing it like animals, you and I realized the context of it in the bigger picture.
>Just fucked up some small critter so bad it died.
>What good did that do? What if the tables were turned?

If nothing else, it was a lesson that can guard against the insanity of sadism.
Maybe if you can recall the anniversary, thank the critter for your memory of its suffering.
There's a chance it's kept you from losing yourself.

It's not necessarily that you want to
It's that you let your mind wonder and realize that you're physically capable of doing it
Same reason why people who stand on high places feel the sudden urge to jump
The possibility of jumping has never been quite as real as it is when you're standing at the edge and it's one of the first things that pops into your mind because people generally fear the thought of falling

I'll always care for animals, because I feel its my place, or my responsibility. But that's a pretty accurate outlook on it.

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>the wall push
top fucking kek

People are known to have similar thoughts about human babies. It's something about how the brain assesses potential dangers, if I remember right.

the brick went trough the windshield as if it wasn't there, pretty sure it did the same with her head

Not scary at all

the cat looks so sad

youtube.com/watch?v=n7pRb_maBfU

>? Even cows at slaughter houses don't die when they use the captive bolt pistol on their skulls, it just stuns them so that they can't move while they're being cut open.
between this and those window things, I unironically don't wanna eat cow meat anymore

yeah fuck that piece of shit.

Risk assessment and simulation allow the brain to understand things to be careful of doing before they happen. Dreams may also come under this while also doing a lot of other things.

Fuck off, PETA. The only things that should be off limits are animals with higher intelligence, like Great Apes and Dolphins.

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He figures it out after he realizes the reflection doesn't have a scent.

I used to pull froglets from the pond and then put them on the car bonnet and watch them dehydrate and die.

I still get this weird urge to do that sort of thing. I hate it and I'd really rather it went away. I dunno, it's just... Satisfying, I guess, to watch something suffer at your hands, knowing that it has no idea why it is suffering and can't comprehend it's circumstances.

I really fucking hate that feeling. I haven't acted on it since I was like 11 years old, I figured it would go away, but it's still there. It scares the living shit out of me, frankly. I consider myself a good person. I'm generous with my money and time, I support a dozen different charities for christ sake, I volunteer at a pet shelter a few months each year.

But there's still that little voice that, once in a while, starts shouting at me to torment small and weak things, because it would be satisfying. Not fun, just satisfying.

Unironically this. Just look how scared dogger is

You think that's bad. Unless you have never had physical contact with another human being, your face has pic related scurrying around on you 24/7. Also they have no anuses so they just explode when their body can't fit any more poo.

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>animals with higher intelligence
That excludes you, revolting genetic trash.

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Nah pronouns are one of two genders. They is not singular. You will not change english to suit your propaganda faggot.

i get different opinions on this game everytime i post it lmao
Sometimes people tell me the anglerfish and theta basement were masterful horror sequences other times they just give me a reaction like yours

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a rat that large could still have fucked the monitor's face up, that thrashing is the best way to guard himself against it.
I wonder if that's the same reason orcas slap seals around with their tails or it's just because they're cunts

jesus so it's not just me
>hold really valuable object on hand
>i wonder if it's tougher than the wall

>Hot glue evil Miku doll
>Lul softly at the humiliation she must be experiencing
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>During the night she's locked your dick in chastity
>She's hidden the key and she won't give it back

I did it for the lulz

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Fuck off, faggot. Animals are lesser than us. They wouldn't hesitate to maim others in the wild. They wouldn't hesitate to maim us. Why should we treat them any different?

I hope you end up like that one bear-loving misanthrope who got eaten to death on camera by a grizzly bear in Alaska, along with his girlfriend. I hope you suffer as a bear breaks open your ribcage with one swipe, and then eats your intestines while you're still clinging to life. Fuck you.

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Wasn't the garden in pic related destroyed by other niggers?

>see little girl walking in front of me
>I could just go up behind her and grab her by the pussy right now
Stop it brain. I get enough of this bullshit from my dick I don't need it from you too.

Prostitution is illegal? Where the fuck do you live? Yemen?

>The singular they is the use of this pronoun as a gender-neutral singular rather than as a plural pronoun. The Oxford Dictionaries have an article on the usage, saying that it dates back to the 14th century.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They

yes

RE2 remastered, and I didn't even play it

New to these specific posts, I'm all for genuine animal conservation on all sides, but guys, moose can be very aggressive and dangerous. They aren't like deer, they aren't small. They're taller than most trucks and weigh 1000-1500lbs. If one is coming at you and you don't do something, you are gonna die. You can't outrun them on foot. You can maybe climb a tree in time, probably not. They are also not endangered in any way, so killing one is honestly fine if it's for meat or self defense. Of course killing for no reason (outside of culling for conservation purposes) is shitty, but it's hard to analyze these encounters objectively from a webm.

birds of prey are different than most other type of birds
they’re more intelligent than any bird aside from corvids and penguins

Admit it, you would do the same if you were in it's position you dirty fuck ADMIT IT

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It's the equivalent of the fist of a giant alien robot waving around the room and scaring everyone shitless before dropping a large box of fresh, hot pizza on the table and leavinv

they were literally twenty fucking feet away in that webm you cocksucking faggot of course they could blow its fucking head off with a rifle

Now I'm going to be sad for the rest of the night.

I wish I had a giant alien robot drop me pizza

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So you hold yourself to the standards of animals, is what you're saying?

Fitting.

Causing harm to a creature as an ignorant kid isn't the same as knowingly torturing it. That's why he said you're pretending to be retarded.

Yes. Humans are animals. To remove us from the natural order is folly. The only thing that makes us more worthy is our inordinate intelligence.

DDLC

>tfw when Idris Elba is doing that fucking F&F spinoff instead of being bond
I'd only accept him as a black 007

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He's lying, captive bolt guns are approved by the based autistic zoologist of humane cow slaughter, who's plan for slaughtering cows was to devise the best way to slaughter autistic people without them knowing better, it worked, and may now rest easy knowing that the tenderness of your cow meat is guaranteed because stressed cows make tough meat and tough meat sells like shit.

Hey it's nowhere as bad as
>stand behind another person on really high balcony
>juuuuust a little force and...
Fuck you brain, the only things i've ever harmed in my life were insects

You wrote three sentences and managed to contradict yourself. Come back when you hold a coherent position that isn't just edgelording.

Every kid with access to a BB gun has shot and killed at least one bird.

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nice buns, hun

I didn't contradict myself. I'm firm in my belief that they only thing that makes us different from the rest of the animal kingdom is intelligence, and that the only animal we aren't fit to dominate as we please are other animals of higher intelligence. It's as coherent a position as any.

does anyone have the one with the biker getting taken out by the light pole?

I just shot cans, man. Why are white people like this?

>marine mammal
sadistic cunts 110%

White people didn't take over the world by being soft

>hold brittle concave object
>desire to squeeze increasing

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I sprayed Raid roach spray in a fish tank I got from a carnival once, they were already dying after a day before that anyway. I would also shake my mom's bird cage to see the birds fight one another. I freed from their cage after a year out of guilt, but didn't know their wings were clipped. I still feel incredibly guilty to this day about both incidents and humbly await going to Hell when I die. I know I don't deserve happiness in life for what I did.

We have opposable thumbs. It's not just simply intelligence.

>Implying you wouldn't find her elbow deep fisting your urethra in the middle of the night

>thread derailment in 3.. 2..

Kids don't understand that other living things feel the same pain they do.

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killing isn't the issue. what's the point of shooting an arrow at it to watch it bleed out? and this is only the cherry picked footage that was shared (with a timeskip). think about how many times he's missed the vital spot and just sent the thing running with an arrow lodged in it and how much longer it took to die. worse than those eating things alive videos

Orcas are dolphins, so it's almost certainly because they're bastards.

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stop posting this thread vary the threads if you want to post the doll more stop posting this thread vary the threads if you want to post the doll more stop posting this thread vary the threads if you want to post the doll more stop posting this thread vary the threads if you want to post the doll more

The threads almost at 500 replies, there's not a chance the mods won't delete the thread soon anyways. One's already pruned it of the bad webms

what is this?

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I love Elephants, I wonder what they would tell us

Even without opposable thumbs, a creature with human-like intelligence could evolve. Take pretty much anything on the Tree of Life that descended from placoderms/bony fish, and it could've eventually ended up in our position. Dolphins are a good contender, only held back by being underwater and thus incapable of creating fire and starting civilization.

>passing a small child
>urge to slam their head into the ground and stomp on it starts
>intensifies as I get closer
>unconsciously move the closer hand towards them
I know I won't do it, but it's pretty distracting anyway

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Trust me, you don't want to know

>he doesn't know
Smells like an extremely new newfag to me.

I wonder how elephants see humans

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There are arrow only seasons and hunting licenses, user.

Snakes drinking water are always so cute.

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What is it doing

Brick falls off truck, car driving in opposite direction receives it straight in the windshield, probably exploding the head of whoever was in the passenger seat, to the horror of the driver and children in the car

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A brick flies off of a truck on the highway and breaks through the windshield and liquifies a woman's head in the passenger seat while her son next to her moans in haunting agony at the realization.

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brick falls off truck and kills mom in the passenger seat, you don't see it directly buy you hear the rest of the family's reactions

What’s with the Yea Forums threads lately? All the threads seem to be either going off topic or being taken over by anime waifuposting

Study showed they see us the same way we see cats and puppies. Cute and amusing.

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What the fuck is that

Drinking water, obviously.

i'm glad there are no highways where i live desu

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Can't you see it's a snake? Duh.

You sauce me up nigger RIGHT NOW

Imagine a puppy running up to you all happy and shit then blasting you in the chest with a fucking shotgun jesus christ

Is it really that hard to say "Their education is poor therefore they aren't reacting the same way as countries with better education."?

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>lately
Hello newfriend, enjoy your stay

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Scary Game Squad, but only when they get absolutely shitfaced,

haha how cute
and to think it can crush your head like a guy can crush a grape when it's older

family is driving when a brick flies off a truck in front of them and smashes through the windshield and through the wife's head off camera. Husband screams an unbelievable scream of anguish as he just watched his loved one's head get obliterated in a moment.

it could happen to you

That's called a pitbull
They just rip your throat out but you know if they could use shotguns they would

Most of the deaths from climbing K2 are from people disappearing like that.

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holy shit

>You need education to see yourself in a reflective surface
Cope shitskin

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Aren't there supposed to be safety measures to make sure bricks don't hurtle through people's heads?

>pupper
>yeet
go back

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imagine the smell

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Why does she look so fucked up then? That's still a normal height

the virgin bird of prey vs the chad mop

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t. alien

>mfw getting a new Switch

NEET bird.

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This. I hope some nigger hunts HIM for fun one day. Two of the worst kind of faggots in the world are sport hunters and bikers.

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>third world countries
>safety measures

How could even OP recover?

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Thin, fucked up proportions, especially her legs and arms are much longer than her torso and her neck is very long. Her torso is seemingly normal sized.

Fucking christ it's like those female wojak images from /r9k/ in animal form.

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aAhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH

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>Pitbull

>that 'piss off' leg motion when he's bumped from behind

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>he think evolution is just something you can plan and do.
Wow, he's dumb, big shock there.

If we didn't have thumbs then we wouldn't have the same world we know, maybe our technologies would be wildly different or even absent.

Such is the bee life.

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>the ending

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>under attack by a pride of lions
>"hey I wonder what this big thing tastes like"
>goes about its business (being attacked)

fucking legend

>rozen maiden

*sniff* *sniff*

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haha

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>Rhino is all like "do it motherfucker, bite down on my horn"

BWHAHAHA

Nothing wrong with MArkiplier, he's just a contrarian faggot.

>pokes the roof of his mouth with his horn
what a fucking power move

she has marfan syndrome i'm pretty sure

rhinos > hyppos

I also got the joke and laughed audibly. It's a shame most of Yea Forums is too far up their own ass.

They're both characters from Rozen Maiden, which should be required watching to even post here because Suiseiseki

Do they run around at night for show up in strange places

>that part where all those sheets of glass drop on that one dude

Agony and pain.

I always have this weird fantasy where I befriend a crow because their such smart animals. But, unfortunately, I'm retarded so giving one food probably wouldn't cut it.

>marching band several years ago
>very thin, knobby kneed, frail person
>could grab them by the legs and repeatedly slam them into the earth
good feel

nice

Fucking brutal, I feel bad for laughing so hard at this.
The fuck was the guy thinking?

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I'll never know what this was talking about

it'd be like trying to set up a tent while inside it.

>alabama
most certainly feral sewer cats.

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It was a webm of a girl in a vacuum-sealed thing. The joke was about her looking like a Metal Slime from DQ.

At first I thought that was a vacuum and that the foremost bird was getting sucked into it when I paused it out of disgust

Super cute girls user.

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You have a strange fetish, but I don't judge.