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The sad thing is at this point I can't even tell if my reaction to that is jealousy, disbelief or confusion. I'm 27 and have literal zero experience of ANY kind with anything female outside of work/school scenarios. When people say this stuff I have literal zero point of reference besides either fiction or what you see people do in public. And I know it's too late for me to realistically find anything either.

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(You) 're my player two.

Get a job and go to church

So this is how Japan sees Ms. Pac-Man?

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It's never too late user. Go and get /fit/, groom well and get some decent income. Start branching your hobbies out into more normie stuff (every man should know how to fix things, start there) and you'll find someone eventually

Basically do this

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Not him but I do the first three and while I definitely have noticed more female attention, it's always fleeting. Once they get to know that you're not some chad personality-wise, they run.

So do they own the rights to Mrs. Pacman or not? And if so, why isn't she a costume in smash?

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Literally me. Same age and all.
I'm also black, and not fat.
I'm an Ace when it comes to making friends tho.

H-ha thanks for reminding me of my crippling loneliness Pac Man

Go to church and stop associating with sex obsessed degenerates

>goes from indian to white chad
kek

like an anime fan on prom night

just be yourself bro chicks love that shit

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Those women are not worth your time, unless you only want meaningless sex.
You don't want a whore, you want someone you can build a life with. Having a partner and putting some roots down really gives you a sense of meaning in life.

>Avoid sex obsessed degenerates
>And going to a church
user...

I’ve got someone in mind, I hope I don’t fuck it up

Go to a church outside of whatever big metropolitan shit lib city you live in

The only person I want to be with is (You)

Here I am

Doing everything I can

Im 30

Women are stupid, I wish there was a war or something so I could lose my virginity to a warm corpse without being arrested for being a weirdo.

>think about telling someone I love them
>physically cringe

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It's a bit too late for that...

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I wonder where all these women worth your time are, they are hiding really well

>have to meet a woman online
>don't want to meet a woman who goes on the internet to meet people

shit

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Are you guys aware that you're whining about being lonely ALONGSIDE A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE THAT ARE ALSO LONELY?
There's literally nothing wrong with ejaculating deep inside another user's boipussy.
The solution IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE ANONS WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT?

I'm not gay though, I require a feminine vagina

im a picky faggot

if you're gay past like, 25, you're fucking gross

More like
>have to meet a woman online
>Pretty much all place for "dating" online has 3 men for 1 women at the very best.

I'm 29 and while I have experience of any kind with anything female outside of work/school scenarios, I've never been in any kind of romantic relationship with a woman. I can't fix being ugly and not getting that type of attention, plus I don't relate to most people I meet so developing close friendships is hard enough to begin with.
Too late for me. I wish for the sweet release of death.

>Met in Bar or Restaurant in an upward trend
Finally, my alcoholism might become useful

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Bandai Namco owns her character
>And if so, why isn't she a costume in smash?
Ms. Pac-Man is much more of a niche character in Japan, because the Japs didn't get Ms. Pac-Man until much later then we did, and it never really took off in the same way it did over here

I also want to fuck that teacher's fat ass, so thanks for posting that. Reminds me of one of my friend's mom back in high school

Name one game in which Ms. Pac-Man is Pac-Man's player 2.

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No, this is. Or at least it used to be. For some reason they've been making new official artwork of her in the classic style that looks like her appearance in the weird American cabinet. Not sure why because just a year earlier there was a Sonic Dash event that featured Ms. Pac-Man, and she looked closer to her World design there. They just can't seem to decide what she should look like.

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I have a boyfriend who has all my fetishes. It's great.

>tfw a girl likes you

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Google Pac-Man

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how does it feel to be in love
ive never even had a crush on anyone
i dont think that part of my brain functions, i just don't find other people attractive
my brain must be performing genetics level coping

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Holding on to what I am

She's not as niche as the rest of their family.

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>sync extremely well together with female
>pretty much perfect match
>same interests/hobbies
>watches same kind of porn
>already has a boyfriend
I have stopped trying having them as friends is way more worth it then having the hastle of relationships

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>how does it feel to be in love
Kinda gross.

It's like you want to stop thinking about the person but you can't.

Also time spent in their company is really pleasurable above and beyond what it should be.

It's backwards but Pac-Man is Player 2 in the SNES version of Ms. Pac-Man

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If legit, you might have some form of hormonal issue.
Otherwise, that's probably just you convincing yourself that you don't as to avoid having to deal with it.

Why does a yellow circle that eats dots need a family?

For reference, this is what she looked like in the World series and various other 5th/6th generation games, though the design originates from promo artwork for some ports of Ms. Pac-Man. New merch often uses the cross between her American design and classic art style seen in the OP.

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actually its focused towards the japanese

That's the impression that I get.

lore

>tfw when it turns out she has a dick and it’s bigger than yours[/spoilers]

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I have given up. Never been on a date. Just fucking waiting to die, honestly.

>tfw this actually did happen and I just pretended like I didn't know and avoided them

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They're always taken and I'm running out of time. I'm 28.
I refuse to date older than 25 but sadly until they pop a kid out or are 30 they don't want something long term and meaningful, as much as I agree with you.

If you're straight past like, 20, you're fucking gross

>tfw you're not attracted to her

>multiple times during the course of your nearly 30 years of life

You'd be lonesome too if the only other people you knew were four ghosts trying to kill you before you can eat them.

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>get all the gay guys coming after you

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>tfw no girl liked you throughout any of your school years because you're actually autistic

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Ride me like a hurricane

I just convinced myself anyone who liked me was either insane, or was just doing it to harass me.

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I am 5'6,250lbs,hairy,and a loner. What do you think?

There will never be a player 2.

Yeah

There's always us, Boco. Join us.

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Can´t relate.

Us who?

Friendly reminder that if you're lonely, jerk off. If you actually wanted a relationship you'd go out and get one. You're living in a comfortable world where love is now a net loss on the people involved in it, and that's not your fault. Don't buy into the vaginal jew unless there is a paramount connection to be had with your partner

I'm 26 and recently got my first girlfriend. The only real thing I did right was ask a cute girl out. She sucks my dick every day and I think it's super weird that she seems more into it than I am and I fucking love getting my dick sucked.

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1,2,4 sure.
3? never, it always ends bad.

>she’s not hot
No worse feel.

>"For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back: sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no real woman can rival. Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect love: no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity. In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself….

Masturbation involves this abuse of imagination in erotic matters (which I think bad in itself) and thereby encourages a similar abuse of it in all spheres. After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little, dark prison we are all born in. Masturbation is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison."

Are you me? Even down to the age.

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What a load of bullshit.

>tfw recently found out all three high school crushes I had liked me

Fuck

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OOGA BOOGA ME NO LIKEY FAPPY FAPPY
UNGA BUNGA NO TOUCH DICK OOH OOH

>Constantly surrounded by cute girls who flirt with me and that I could easily bang but I'm trying not to disappoint our Lord Christ
Lust has to be the most afflictive sin in the world, it's impossible to keep that shit in control

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me too

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You waiting for something?

About to be 29 same man same

Whenever I read about people talking about their girlfirends/exe or hell wifes I think wtf how does that shit even happen ?.
But then again when I read about dudes going crazy over their girlfriends/wife past sex lifes but it's always somehow wrong for a man to feel insecure and disgusted at the though of another man ravaging your woman. At 28 it's pretty much a done deal at this point girls have been sucking dick since they were 15. You can look for yourself. Women and girl teens on forums/fucking reddit admit to being sexually active at young ages. Then if you look on the other side of things and read about divorcees talking about their exes and how depressing it is to be cheated on and how common it is to be cheated on. Its like whats the fucking point to this shit.
You can do all the right things, get fit, get a nice job, get a nice house, be nice, be a good dad and still your precious wife can ride tinder dicks while you are at work or when she goes "shopping". It all makes me want to become a hermit. Just play games, jerk off , watch anime, eat, sleep, and die.

Job yes, church is absolute last resort if you live in a rural community. So many other social outlets you can try first. Try Meetup

Pacman has a dog?

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And a cat.

Hey i have that knife but in red.

literally how is it possible to be a virgin after college / age 22 or so?

college girls will literally fuck everyone, if you havent had sex with at least 10 girls by that time you should actually consider suicide

Its called not trying.

The no sex before marriage shit is a ridiculous standard to hold yourself to these days because when the bible was written people were getting married at 14 and dying in their 30s and 40s.

Just don't fall for the "Get fit" meme. My body type is average (176cm / 64kg), I have some belly fat but it's impossible to see unless I take off my shirt basically and yet I don't attract any female. It's ALL about your face. Body is irrelevant as long as your aren't noticeably fat or a manlet. What I call noticeably fat is basically when people can see your fat in your everyday clothing. I just don't have any attractive face feature and that's enough for woman not to even look at you. I'm white also and no spot on my face or anything like that, my skin is in good condition.

Pac-Man canonically fucked and had a kid.

Bu....but what if I'm not religious and don't believe in a God at all? Isn't that dishonest?

Even though those Christian Asians are cute as fuck.

>what if I'm not religious

Its fine as long as you're open to their belie--

>and don't believe in a God at all?

Uhhhh...maybe not church.

>1
Speech Impediment ruins my confidence and people think I mean one thing when I mean the other
>2
what clubs? Im fucking boring and i like vidya and shitposting
>3
im shit at that, all i could do is recommend them ideas
>4
vague

Cute Ms. > Pac-Thot
Though OP's design isn't too bad.

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>when the bible was written people were getting married at 14
correct
>and dying in their 30s and 40s.
incorrect
The average lifespan was brought down because the rate of death among babies and newborns was so high, not to mention all the diseases and wars. If you made it through childhood then you'd pretty much live to see your 60s/70s