Ask a straight male who plays exclusively female night elf in WoW anything

Ask a straight male who plays exclusively female night elf in WoW anything

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Are you a chronic masturbator or a scam artiste?

do you play along and accept gifts when people assume you're a girl gamer?

you know horde is statistically the better faction, right?

when did you realize you had such patrician taste?

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Former
Yes, and I bait people into giving them when they seem like virginfags
What? Sorry, having trouble hearing you over my free invisibility
When I realized I had never made a character any other race or gender

Will you post your character

why is wow so ugly?

females night elves are one of the only acceptable combinations on the alliance, other than blood elves.

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No
Because it would cost blizz way too much money to make anything but cinematics look decent
Correct

I never thought I'd say this, but with where the WoW story appears to be going, I wouldn't be shocked if they did a huge engine and graphical update after the next expansion or two. That forever mystical WoW2.

You're a lonely person, right?

Post your nelf sfm porn folder

Yes, but I have a few true (real life) friends so it’s ok
No

When did you take the purple pill and come to realize night elves are the most powerful race?
>ruled ancient kalimdor for 1000s of years under Azshara
>smart enough to worship the only true deity of azeroth and beyond

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Pussy, I bet it has loads of futa shit making you gay by proxy

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Like me but with goats

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can someone upload the art with an army of night elves standing in profile en masse

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How do you cope with Blizzard shitting furiously all over night elves with every bit of story added to the game?

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When I started actually reading lore
Futa is gross
Not caring about the joke that is current wow lore

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This is the correct answer. They've butchered the lore of both factions, the most important lore characters, and every single race so bad, that there is no point to even caring anymore.

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I want to marry and impregnate a Night Elf.

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wrong hair and eyes to be MY QUEEN

>male
>playing as, immersing as, and pretending to be, a female
trannies leave

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That's my light of lights.

Why did you choose night elves over Draenei when Draenei women are the pinnacle of WoW's entire design?

Why are you such a faggot?

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horde is for players who need their hand held by the devs

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You didn't answer the questions.

WoW looks like THAT?
I should subscribe so I can jerk off WHILE playing a game.

Azshara is inferior to eredar/draenei goddesses, this is undisputed fact

Undead is best.

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Rent free
Because night elves have my favorite racials
I’m not, try somewhere else

nice feet

unf

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Fair enough, shadowmeld kinda does shit all over gift of the naaru

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me on the left