EDF

room: veedf
pw: rage
buyfag
mission 89, hard

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Getting good at the KM6 bombers pays off well, but its not that easy, and the single firing line ones are pretty worthless. Phobos is your go to for anything and everything, he'll blow up the map and reload itself with a well placed shot every time, just try not to aggro the entire map at once unless you're 200% confident you can kill everything, even then some for some missions Phobos is so unsubtle that its hard not to aggro too much even when yo try. Spritefall is pretty strong and not a bad pick at all, useful in any situation. Lionic Missiles and Bulge Laser are situational but they can be useful. Gunships can replace your primary depending on the gunship, 150mm single shot cannons usually do it. I personally always take a Limpet Gun out of habit anyway.

The mortars are actually pretty strong and cheap, but the throwing the grenade is awful and they take ages to actually fire
Most air strikes will fly under the drop ship but if you're not good with them a vehicle and SGs, like what you would take for cave mission

>I assume the signal grenade mortars are generally weaker than laser/beacon set strikes?
They are powerful as fuck and will delete anything they hit, massive concentrated damage, deletes high value targets and mobs of monsters alike... too bad they take forever to actually fire and so whatever you aimed at has moved away by the time the artillery actually strikes. Also because they're grenade based its hard to aim precisely with them.

Holy fuck Ghost Chaser, that thing is great.

I actively take phobos as air raider precisely because it DOES destroy buildings, but I haven't played online yet.

Room:Sushi
Hard mission 26
No password

We need some help

2 slots open come do your duty

Grenades are powerful, but get outclassed hard by the gunship and the bombers due to their simplicity of use. They work wonders against nests and as alpha strikes, but more often than not you are better with the gunships/spritefall/bombers.

speaking of spritefall, is it odd that I consider spritefall maximum to be shit tier?

Your teammates will hate you then. Buildings are wonderful for rangers and wd. Specially when facing humans/ayys and deroys.

I think mission 109 alone turned this game into my game of the year 2019. Triple A companies try so hard to create big, epic moments with budgets big enough to make at least ten EDF5s, all the cinematic nonsense and high paying voice actors. Fuck, this whole game from start to finish is one hell of an experience. So many "hold the line" moments, it's crazy.

What's the best EDF for someone who never played one? Only on pc and I don't care for online play (because I have no friends).

This one

You all suck dick. Use the brakes while turning and wheen it a bit. Bikes are superior with analog control unless you tap it for turning on keyboard to make up for the lack of a proper lean

I played the prior iteration that was on steam, but I don't have anyone to play this with this time.

Whoever was that rando aussie i played with on 4.1 release on pc, I hope you c4 and motorcycle strats serve you well.

Yes because it absolutely is a godsend vs some bosses.

Health packs are actually lunchboxes

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I would not be surprised if this was actually canon

5
Pub lobbies are mostly fine

hardest mission 23
vdf
rage
paypigs

Make a lobby and announce it here. At the very least one people will join.

>Get trampled on by hectors
>Get dissected by lasers from aircraft
>Get sent orbital by mis-placed air raider markers
>But this donburi is damn fine though

Well if you really don't care about online then 4.1 or 5. 4.1 has some charm that 5 doesn't have (Ohara and the song) while 5 has a bunch of QoL improvements and is active.

Rooms are posted here all the time and it's not like you're going to be put on a shitlist over small mistakes. Really just play through the first 20 missions on hard (or bump down to normal for a couple that are giving you a real hard time) and you should be good to go online. Haven't encountered any horror stories from random lobbies yet.

>it's not like you're going to be put on a shitlist over small mistakes.
Unless you are the yurofag from the last thread. Then again, he was a massive idiot.

So how do weapons with penetration work against armor? The weapon doesn't penetrate the armor and hit the alien's hp directly, does it? I'm assuming not or the dragon lance would be a one hit kill.

From what I see you're fine unless you're a le ebin troll who teamkills.

Also people think high armor and lowish % means they're hacking so I dunno.

no, but you can shoot through an armoured enemy at another enemy

It hits multiple pieces of armor but not the ayylmao inside.

>hit a small bump in the road
>get sent flying 100m in the air

you multiple hit not armord ayys if they stand in a row

Friendly reminder to respect your brave Air Waifus out there

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>teammates are dead and can't be revived safely
>living teammates are stuck kiting enemies, we can't even stand our ground
>the only option is to go on a suicide mission for the pylon
>come out with single digit energy and double digit health
fuck I love this game

>cheating

Hey I'm playing 4.1 and I was wondering if I could map any of the emotes to the dpad instead of having to use the menu?

Is there a way to accept the voice commands that are not on your ctrl wheel in game?

You can hit multiple armor pieces, so if you shoot a dragoon directly down into an enemy's helmet, it breaks the helmet and the body armor in one shot. Fantastic move, very stylish, very effective. You can also hit multiple unarmored body parts, but the damage is only calculated once.

There are also dragoons that do multi-shots, and if you're deadass 0-distance from the enemy, you could get an instant kill, but it's not reliable or safe.

>accept
Do you mean access? Use the arrow keys
You can also remap the Ctrl wheel in the settings

You can use the arrow keys for the full voice menu, or is that not what you're talking about?

>access
Yeah that's what I meant, complete brain fart here. Thanks guys.

I don't know but the menu worked fine for me.

What's a good mission to test out things? Want to practice some airstrikes with air raider.

16 I think

You start on a rooftop overlooking frogs and a bunch of ants.

...43 on single player i think. The one where the grim reapers save your ass.

no because it looks like a shitty nintendo game

>MUH GWAFFICKS
It's okay, we know you hate fun.

Iron wall for froggers

Heaven's gate D10 is actually really good
>1-shots big anchors, even on inferno
>creates a wall to help your ground-walking teammates stay on their feet
>stun and damages giant monsters
>only costs 5 energy per second during recharge
>reaffirms the Christian faith in this godless oriental videogame

Plain of Conflict on easy. the NPCs will win the mission themselves, and you can just run away into the field behind them and play with stuff while they rack up the credits

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i don't enjoy Fencer and Wing Diver even though they were my most played in 4.1
what do

Volcanic Napalm feels so cheap yet amazingly helpful in cave missions on multi. Sure you can't do anything while you reload, but the enemy can't either...

You don't enjoy Wing Diver?

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Fencer is not the best in the beginning thats true but it will be fun when you become fast, even if thats not for you Air raider are really fun this time around

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what weapon is that?

Triple Lance

triple lance

It's triple lance and you won't see it until hardest mode, but the game is balanced so that most non-dragoon lances perform like that in the relevant difficulty. Power lance, double lance, they're all great for clearing light enemies.

It's just a little cumbersome and I can't find the dance emote as fast as I'd like

fuck yes the jump scare level

Didn't save you from that foot though

nah.
the weapon variety isn't there. i miss my snipers.

What about the other one? All I can make out is Blaster.

Are you very far in?
Prior to release I had only heard that EDF5 had more of everything, do some classes actually have less weapon types now?

Fencer won't be the same without dual flame revolvers

I don't since I'm still using them. They're better this time around since I can buffer them in and do an air strike now. Truly is the air bomber this time around.

WD's best sniper is a plasma launcher. lv55.

Mag Blaster SP1

I got a shocker for you, this time around they're even better.

Nice, though I'm not surprised since they were kinda worthless in 4
I only like them because of how hard I laughed when I first unlocked them and thought "Aw hell yeah, Flame Revolver sounds fucking radical, we're dual wielding that shit" and went from facing forward to straight up in an instant

I've beaten the game on Hard with Ranger, gotten about a third of the way with Air Raider. I've played Diver and Fencer very sparingly.
as far as how much i've been enjoying each class, Ranger = Raider >> Fencer >>> Wing Diver

I'm glad you brought up this weapon user, I've been meaning to talk about it. This fucking weapon is a very situational hidden gem in a great pile of shit that is the Wing Diver's special weapons category. It may not look like much but if you manage to land every ball over a target like an Anchor or Hive you will deal a total of 648 fucking thousand damage which is more than enough to destroy the fuckhuge anchors on inferno and then some. It can even stunlock Kings / Queens for easy kills. You can also use it in between buildings or underground as a great area denial weapon. This weapon isn't great on every mission but it is a godsend on some.

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Nice!

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Does the Stardust lose its effectiveness later on? Are there no more upgrades?

Stardust gets decent upgrades, but it's always kinda bad imo, at least in online play. If you like it now it'll stay at that power level, they're pretty good at scaling weapons.

20, 37, 59, 85, 104 (DLC1)

The moment I got Stardust A was the moment I didn't switch weapons anymore. It was so effective in solo play that I actually got to experiment with other weapons just for fun and still beat the missions.

thinking about anime tiddy

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that was a fun round with you anons

Yeah, that was the best inferno lobby I've had! You guys really had it together.

Last one at level 85.

The DLC one has bullet drop so you can't use it to blast swarms of tadpoles/hornets.

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

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HEAR US AS WE SHOUT AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS

THE EDF DEPLOOOYS

yeah it was far better then the other lobby that one user nuked

Did Storm 2-4 survive the last mission, canonically? I was killing the boss alone. Everyone else just dropped.

>Number of deployable units: zero

I would like to believe they did, and it doesn't make much sense for them not to, especially with Sarge's grand entrance.

But they had already been deployed.

but that was before storm 2-4 appeared.
I wanna say yes just because none of the other suicide missions managed to kill them.

>deployable
that means they can't send reinforcement to you

I already cashed out of playing online because I'm tired of dealing with shitters.

play Yea Forums lobbies, like 80% of the players in them are reliable and a bunch of them are god tier

just carry lmao

>tired of dealing with shitters.
Wrong mentality. Nothing gives me more joy than to carry a game full of newbies that have no idea what they're doing and constantly team kill others and themselves. Makes me feel like an actual hero.

What difficulty
I've been having no problems with hard

>winning with teammates who have 8000 armor and full-star weapons
Weak
>winning with teammates who have no armor, trash guns, but who cooperate and execute a plan
Fucking perfection

>>winning with teammates who have no armor, trash guns, but who cooperate and execute a plan
>Fucking perfection
Pretty much as long as they're not braindead stupid. Some people really try their best and still fail. These are the people I like to play with. Take them to victory.

Mein gut, fucking Spritefall is pure joy

>when you're functionally Storm One and the rest of your team are just EDF grunts

is this game like risk of rain? just masses of enemies rushing you?

>The monsters are coming out of the ground!
>Did they sneak into the ground?"
The phrase "sneak into the ground" always fucking gets me. Like they're going around with a ski-mask and a shovel in the middle of the night to go bury themselves as a prank.

If you kill off all ally npcs then yeah. Every single ayy and giant insect will go after you.

You generally try not to aggro the whole map but sometimes you don't really get a choice, so kinda.

Some levels are; there is a lot of variation in stages though and things that work on x will sometimes not work on y and z.

>is this game like risk of rain
A bit in that you kill thousands of monters. The game is mission based, not an endless horde. You equip your character before starting a mission and get upgraded weapons each mission (or not depending on rng)

Room Name: buyfag
Open
Hard
Mission 43: Culling the Flying-type

Shit player. Wingdivers should be busy collecting items.

Buyfag
Yea Forumsdf
Hard
Mission 76
no password
Nice! spam STRONGLY encouraged

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That's what fencers are for.

air raider reminds me of this rts called World in Conflict where everything was pretty much just an excuse to see pretty and big explosion effects.

If that wing diver wasn't buzzing around getting in the way, a fencer could have dispatched all those enemies in a second.

What's the backstory on Air Raider's Limpet guns? Are they demolition tools used to give him more space?

>can't see shit because of explosions
>my feet hurt
>deaf from close-range explosions
>blind from seeing the weeb-tastic vehicles from the storm unit
>being a soldier isn't awesome
>i just want to go home and make a side dish

Air raider lives on a limpet farm and the invasion made them radioactive and explosive and so he has no choice but to sacrifice his friends to defeat the aliens.

So, what strats did people who completed mission 107, Scorched Earth, on hardest online use? I did it with one friend, but the way we did it necessitated I be at the armor limit as a fencer. There has to be better, safer ways.

What required so much armor was using finest hammers to deal with as many spiders as possible at the start while my friend, a ranger, kept the NPCs healed with a reverser. We were experimenting with this strategy so we forfeited a long range weapon on the ranger, so things went on a lot longer than they should have, but ultimately the mission was cleared through sheer unga bunga.

Nice!

Wow the series has come a long way

youtube.com/watch?v=q3H0e5JE960

wew lads, pubbies just can't handle reds and drones when they're retarded wing divers using shit like glepnir to aggro then entire map before getting nuked down and spamming help.

Nice!

We had 2 fencers and a WD, with an AR in the back driving a caliban. Fencers can snipe the dropships, and WD can handle ayys, and then AR calls in fire support for any fight that's going badly.

There are no dropships on Scorched Earth so I think you're thinking of a different mission, but I suppose the anchors are sorta the same principle.

>when you get in the zone with AR with only gunships and spritefalls
>constant vehicle drops

this is fucking crazy

you just don't know how strong Phobos

Oh shit nevermind, I was thinking of 106. For 107 we just had 2 ARs with the napalm airstrikes, a WD who focused on kiting mobs into the napalm and reviving, and a ranger for anti-air. And calibans and mechs as shields for the ARs and ranger.

Hear us as we shout - Nice!

youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

>edf keeps randomly making my msi afterburner think it's at 100% gpu usage after i close the game, despite nothing in task manager reporting so and there's no way i've figured out how to fix it besides restarting my computer

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Nice!

Literally get a new pc bro

Not that one.

The series started as shovelware and gained a cult following.

Can i play this game online if i Pirate it?

IF not, is there somewhere i can get it cheap? Seems super fun, i loved 4.1.

Is air raider the wizard class of shooting games?

yeah, steamworks will connect you with other pirates, but not legit lobbies

>host gets so mad people aren't suiciding to revive them they close the room instantly

2/4
pls join

Fucking loving the shit out of AR and then I get a fucking mobile missile launcher, this shit just keeps getting crazier, I love it.

This is honestly the most fun I've had in ages with vidya

But that thing is made out of paper though

EDF was never meant to be shovelware.

>The first game in the series was originally released in Japan as Simple 2000 series Vol. 31: The 地球防衛軍 for the PlayStation 2. Chikyū Bōeigun or Earth Defense Force was created by Sandlot as part of D3 Publisher's Simple series of budget-priced games on a compact disk. It was later distributed in PAL format on CD in Europe by Agetec, Inc. under the title Monster Attack.

What's a good single point damage dealer for air raider, besides the 150mm? (free reload)

Shame that one just happens to have a similar title, not made by Sandbox though.

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That mission was absolute hell as Ranger.

Lapis canon, but i think they are the same.

120mm or the autocannon?

i like the autocannons and the 105s

1 spot opened up
Now at mission 109
Lets finish this

I fucking hate pubs that are too stupid to make their lobbies private

>not loving your fellow man
You're not true EDF

Seeing more and more people with over 8k armor, all weapons starred and less than 25% completion.

spot opened up again

It's not hard. I literally only played offline hard all missions and online hardest 30 missions and have 3k armor on ranger.

fuck farming for stars and stats I just wanted my fucking range

I'm on 40% completion and I don't even have 2k on ranger, let alone all weapons maxed out. This game is infested with people scriptkiddying their saves.

There's a fairly big difference between 3k and 8k user. I've got almost 64% online completion, and 7k armor on fencer. Most of my weapons aren't starred either.

The game improved massively after adding Nice! to the wheel. Why isn't this mentioned in every thread?

I'm at the armor max for nearly every mission just from playing my main class a lot. No farming, and certainly no cheating, shit just happens. I do wonder what the point of excessive armor is, if they're so bad that they need to cheat, they probably won't enjoy the difficulties where that armor is even allowed into the mission.

Autocannon/Minigun

>Buyfag
Wait, does this game work fine online if you pirate it?
I already own it, but if this is true I could get my friends to pirate it and try it out with me

Pirates can only play with other pirates, buyfags with buyfags.

Baby numbers, dude. Don't fret about it.

>the game doesn't spawn enough enemies for multi-shot energy weapons to be useful until inferno
what a shame

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fug

One mistake and you die.

The DLC challenge missions have pretty sizable swarms.

Quit making mistakes

Minigun is pretty god tier; less ideal for swarmers like ants, but it dominates ayys/humans

That mission was a tough one user how many times did we tryed it?

>humans
Even if the game calls them so, the french should not be considered human

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Offline and online completion are different.

So I'm just about to beat Hard as a solo wing diver main. If I start Hardest as fencer, does he still suck, or is that when he starts getting good?

What's the best WD gun for massive short range DPS?
To burst down a target like a teleporting ship

Phalanx is good, Rapiers less so. Nothing wrong with using a Dragoon lance either, it will make quick work of them but will knock you back a little. A normal Power Lance is also a good option, takes a little longer than the Phalanx but you can dash and you use less energy. Alternatively you can use the lvl 15 or 55 Plasma Cannon to take out the dropship from below, it shouldn't take more than 3 hits depending on the difficulty and level.

Phalanx should reliably one-shot dropships on every difficulty. But you can also use things like bolt gun, which rely on a charge pack, that way you don't run as much of a risk of hitting 0 energy. In a pinch, lances also work.

>best song in the game
>allocated to only the online menu
Which braindead dev made this decision
youtu.be/RdnpMnwiS7E

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Ok, hidden stats annoy me, so I'm going to expose them. These are the stats for all the WD cores, and some important ratios about them, like total amount of flight time, and the amount of time that it takes for an emergency charge to complete. Most of them are the same, but a few are different, and the game doesn't explain it particularly well. This should also explain why Reverse Core in particular is underrated, even though it's great in combat and has above-average stats across the board.

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I just found out about this, is it good?

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EDF5 shits all over it

It's a spinoff that tries to do a lot of things differently and kinda fails at all of them.

I didn't hate it, but it didn't keep me coming back like EDF 5 does.

A lot, but we kept trying new things. That was a satisfying win when we finally got it.

Ironically it's because they tried to pander to the West

Stardust works until DLC missions.

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so it another insect armageddon?

>not developed by sandlot
big yikes

>join random team for late game mission on hard
>they have no teamwork at all and we keep dying
>tell them what they are doing wrong
>the fix themselves
Having a keyboard makes the difference in edf.

Can I be your friend?

Pretty much, yeah. I still want that electric shield from IA as a shield option for the fencer.

>Holding up shield shocks nearby enemies
>Instead of reflect, slam shield into the ground for massive AoE shockwave that immediately causes the shield to overheat

What's all this talk about unlocking civilian outfit?
Why would I want to?

Because Wing Diver is cutest in civillian.

Its EDF in the same sense that Halo wars is halo.

You get the option after beating pepsiman. Civ Air Raider>EDF Air Raider

False.

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Do they keep referring to you as a civilian when you request stuff?

Civilian AR has different lines with all the request calls.

You have grate taste, random user.

Comparing the movement options and weapons to what we got in EDF5 makes Iron Rain look soulless. There are a couple of things I would like to see carried over, but most of it is a mess.

youtube.com/watch?v=n97jlF1foAk

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It's different. You get hp items that you buy with currency at the end of the mission.
Vehicles eat up your credits.

No, because I'm a poorfag and EDF games are expensive. I'm also a friendless recluse.

So this is how Contra looks if it was a shooter

THAN THIS JANKY LIFE
ALL THE AGGRO
ALL THE AYYS
SO NOW WE DISAPPEAR
INTO A SWARM OF SPODS
AND THE TANK WAS EMPTY
ONCE AGAIN
AGAIN
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

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Pirate it, play with other pirates here using the Steamworks V2 fix

No. FUCK the EDF and FUCK Earth.

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Even being bad I'm getting it on a sale, the game looks really pretty for a EDF

>ayy lmaos first appear
>this starts playing
youtu.be/fSI7N0mAseY

Unfortunately not and it's a damn shame.

Let me go into detail on that.

Every mission pays you in credits. You collect different colored energy gems that are dropped from enemies instead of weapon and armor drops.

You unlock weapons, armor upgrades, consumable items, cosmetics, vehicles and airstrikes by buying them from a shop with credits and gems.

Items, vehicles and airstrikes go into a separate inventory from your two weapons (limited by your class), but using any of them deducts credits from your pay.

I am terrified of insects but I think I can hold my own if it's to protect the earth. Just tell me there's no giant mosquitoes.

E!

G!

I freaking love the "hype" theme, but saddly it rarely plays when you start winning, instead they put always on big attacks that fails right after
youtube.com/watch?v=vF85iWo-OQY

This is On pc right? I wanted to wait until I got a new one before I got into the games and now im ready

S!

3/4
pls join

>insects
Who? Never heard of those.

we're in a mission but if we die I always retreat

5 just released on PC, I'd get it soon before the population really declines

>hear talk about frogs
>they're literally frogs

the fuck

The hell are you talking about soldier? There are only monsters, flying monsters looking like birds and aliens that looks like us!

For the last time those are like humans! 2 arms, 2 legs, head and they talk!

What's the point of type 2 drones? They're an absolute joke in every way. Their introductory mission almost puts me to sleep.

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What's a frog?

Why do they even need type 2 drones, if they already had motherfucking red drones?

I wonder if the aliens thought this was like chess and taking down the chief commander would have ended all resistance immediately. Just like we ended up doing, actually.

The way they released so little red drones those things must cost a shitton of resources to make

They were his slave races, so they are probably not forced to fight anymore. Until the next game, of course.

Wait, even the ayys? I thought only the just like us frogs were enslaved.

But they went back home sad about their commander's death. Slaves don't feel sad about the death of their driver.

>notice Yea Forumsdf server on PS4
>30 minutes on Mission 40

Both *humans* and lmaos are definitely intelligent and can speak.

If God leads you to war, you're probably a slave.

I've beaten missions 1-12 on normal mode with all the classes.
On a scale of "Maybe kinda okay" to "Literally worse than an empty slot", how bad of an idea would it be for me to jump into multiplayer at this point?

>Maybe kinda okay
Yeah, you'll be fine.

you'll be fine if you don't jump into missions higher than that
If you want to play on hard start from a couple of missions earlier maybe

Normal MP should be fine. Just don't overestimate your damage, that's the main difference between offline and online, the enemies have about 3x hp.

Just do it. On Hard, to boot. As long a you've got a basic understanding of how to play FPS you'll do fine.

Do it on Hard, your armor value is fine, just be aware enemies will have 4x as much health as what you're used to, but on the plus side there's 3 more killing machines there to help you with the enemies.

I like fencer, lol

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>OOOOH WHEE!
>ITS LIKE HUNTIN' DUCKS WITH MA' AND PA'!

Shooting at those lines when they're high up is fun. It's like I'm really a piece of battleship AA!

Any pirate lobbies open? I don't see any on the server browser, but I'm not sure if that's because there actually aren't any or if I messed something up when I installed.

Did you put filters?

Not that I could tell, no.

yo fuck that mission as air raider though

Then you definitely messed up the install.

Needs steamworks, which pirate installs don't have by default
mega.nz/#!pJtAVYpZ!9QS2RbEZBn6Uea41mldrjgqjuCxYoJdk3xh1hTR8WRE

You have to map them to the quick select wheel then hold select then point to the one you want

That'd explain it.

You can constantly send bombers between two buildings just behind you, and after you join fencers it's not too bad.

That one was mine. It was a hell of a slog with myself as Ranger and two ARs. I was basically the only one that could damage the core, so I'd have to run in, empty two to three magazines worth of ammo on my rifle, (other weapon was a FORK for taking out the turrets) then sprinting out like a mad man before I got overrun.

SPACE ASSHOLE HAS PREVAILED

>yet another EDF thread made on Yea Forums
You can't fool me, you spider fucks. The Commander told me that you use threads to lure people in

no no, we use threads to PULL people in

>Distressed Wang Diver noises

UGH
AGH
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AGH
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AGH
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AGH

Holy fuck that industrial area mission with all the deroys and ayys is hard. Just died like 5 times

Okay, I got it working, but now my save file's been deleted.
Any way to fix this, or am I just gonna have to bare with it and start over?

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>get to the mission where you need to finally destroy the hive
>the amount of wasps that appear on that
How do you do this solo?
I can barely crowd control or even keep the NPCs alive thanks to the literal rain of needles that the wasps make.

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Okay actually, nevermind, I didn't get it working, I just somehow found a way to get online by having Steam open.
I have no idea how to use steamworks or what I'm doing.

What class? Ranger and Fencer can destroy all the wasps as they spawn from the holes as they spawn all at once
Air Raider can dps the hive down in seconds
In all the cases its important to protect the NPCs especially the vehcles, so when wasps spawn behind you get inbetween them and the vehicles since they'll dps you way slower than the vehicles

YOLO DPS the hive until it is kill.

keep moving and keep shooting. also what is a wasp?

Slowly
The map spawns more enemies when the hive takes X damage

>How do you do this solo?
As a Ranger you're pretty much fucked, that's the mission that I got stuck on the longest. Eventually what I did was grab my best (semi-)automatic sniper who's name I forget for DPSing the queens and anchors down, and I took a grenade launcher that put down a constant fireball where it landed. I grabbed all the NPCs and a support item to heal them more per health drop, and simply spammed the fireball into one of the nest's holes, ensuring that whenever a new wave of bees would come out, that half of them would die harmlessly while at the same time damaging the hive. I focused on healing the NPCs and keeping one of the hive holes plugged with fire, switching my top priority to queen/anchor and swarm killing once they came in.

It was slow, only one NPC survived in the end, but after being stuck the entire day on that fucking mission I finally cleared it.

take care of the NPCs and they'll take care of you. No, really. Prioritize the healing boxes if you see too many of your pawns on the yellow/red. They take a lot of heat out of your ass.

no i contribute to the succes of ENF. em i right /e/? hehehehehe

Stardust canon.

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>4.1's Volcano would have been great against ayys
>they changed it
Are the cascades at least good

They basically just exist to slow you with purple spam while you're fighting actual threats

>those garbage burst snipers or rocket launchers that dont even hit within a reasonable spray area
Poor ranger.

That's exactly what steamworks is, it spoofs steam into thinking that you're playing a free game, and sends EDF data through steam servers. It's not compatible with Codex saves, so you might lose progress if you want to play online

Yeah, I realized that a little bit afterwards.
Though I wasn't playing the Codex version of the game, I was playing the fitgirl repack, just without the steamworks fix.
I guess this'll give me a good reason to redo missions 1-12 on hard.

Any buyfags room up or is time to sleep?

should be time to sleep for me
Its almost 4:20am and I don't even do drugs

post favorite NPC bants

>that grunt who asks whether EDF's weapons would be used on humans if it weren't for the invasion

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KILL THEM MONSTERS!

>The strategy is simple: KILL THEM ALL

DREADFUL BEAST MASTERS

Only did it multiplayer but the same advice should work; you NEED to keep those NPCs alive. The amount of aggro they draw and damage they dish out is insane, especially the Nix.

Air raider mains are the worst scum of the earth.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMM

I want to marry Spritefall-chan!

Name: /edfv/
Pass: rage
Diff: Hard
Miss: 39. Brutal Battlefield
Buyfag

>I got one!
YOU GOOD
>Direct hit!
YOU GOOD
>Got it!
YOU GOOD
>I did it!
YOU GOOD

3/4

>what are these things?!?!
>*cool army guy voice* "HOSTILE FORCES..."

WHICH HOSTILE FORCE SPECIFICALLY

Hostile forces? Clone soldiers? Metal Gear Deroy?

SERGEANT! THIS IS NOT GOOD...

I actually had a pretty easy time of this mission as a ranger. I took a maxed out Emerald Missile Launcher and a good AR - one of the ones with exploding bullets because they don't have any damage drop-off at a distance. Then I think I had a probe support to scoop up the items that were dropping everywhere around me. Just shit missiles fucking everywhere to end all forms of life and unload on the hive/anchor in between respawns. It took a while because of the massive quantity of enemies but I was never really in any danger.

I always took him screaming out SERGEANT as him about to question sarge's sanity for not knowing what "hostile forces" means.

What should I do as Fencer to be more effective and not die all the time?

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I love the Stardust Cannon, but I think I've died more to self-inflicted damage from it than anything else in this game.

No, I don't play shit games.

Get good at skirting around groups of enemies it takes some getting used to compare to 4
especially watch out for that one ant/spider that always camps behind you waiting for you to stop for one second

Go fast

>fighting mothership 11
>oh shit, last ring of lego to blow up
>what the fuck is happening
>can't see shit captain
>keep blasting away and somehow blow out about half of them
>phew, guess I can catch a bre-
>"oh no, armoured aliens are dropping in XD"
>can't see shit + laser asshole drain my health in a second
FUCK OFF IT'S BEEN LIKE 2 DAYS AND I'M STILL MAD

You know how to go fast, right? Dash then immediately jump?

Once you know that the rest will just fall into place. Dash and jump weapons in slots 1 and 2, big damage in 3 and 4.

buyfag
Yea Forumsdf
rage
dlc 1 mission 10
inferno

play in multiplayer. or in normal. I mean, its a game, and nobody will care that you passed a mission in a lower difficulty.

wait, how'd they change the volcano? I remember there being two kinds in 4.1, one that fired a series of rockets, and the other that fired them in a flat, horizontal row.

Fires all of them, in a random spread in front of you

Reminder to thank your local Wing Diver and her Thunder Crossbow for carrying you through the missions!

so I've had a rocket shotgun this entire time, and never realised it?

What are some good big damage weapons sub level 20?

The later ones shit out a wall of 20-30 rockets in front of you .

Are idunns still godly at clearing caves?

also on the subject of caves, I don't like how bright they are in 5, the pitch dark caves in 4.1 are spooky as hell

>that one sniper rifle with an accuracy of I
jesus, if it fired more pellets per shot, it would almost be viable, but as it is, it's more likely to put all three bullets downward at a 25 degree angle from where I'm aiming.

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blood storm and dual gallic cannons are fun

Idunns? What Idunns?

>getting a grenade launcher with accuracy so bad every shot is a gamble of whether or not I'll hit my own feet

The larger cave missions seemed pretty dark to me, like your first encounter with mother monster. I don't even want to imagine how much worse it was before. Just thinking about the pillbug stage is already nightmare inducing.

>0 star = Accuracy E
>Maxed stars = Accuracy E
Can't remember exactly which weapon it was, but why even bother if it's going to remain shit?

Yea Forumsdf
no password
mission 50 hard

Pretty much all wing diver weapons make cave missions easy mode.

The only thing my Wing Diver ally was good at was reviving me every now and then

Thank you Wing Divers, and >collect items yourselves you lazy bastards.

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idunn know
ha gottem

you'd think they'd have gotten a handle on balance by now but sandlot has an ongoing problem with making completely useless guns.

>ongoing problem
running gag

Is the thunder crossbow really that good? What makes it so good?

Please buy us the very best ingredients!

Energy efficient makes it spammable while flying and it chains to other enemies, stunlocking

I have finished collecting items! 80 missions ago

/edfv/
hard
pass: rage
buyfag
1 spot

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1 spot open!
Mission 45 hard

>"can I have a medal?"
>dies from silver spider bukkake minutes later

>thousands of ants swarming towards us
>I GOT ONE!

Hard Mission Lobby vdf
Mission 32
Exclusive to people who paid $60 for a ps2 game from the year 2017

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Join us

>Something flew by.
>There's something in the sky.
>DRONES!

>battle with 100 Bargas, Erginus, and the other one
>screen constantly shaking
>can't aim at shit
>30 fps
>die near the end because some laser boy was hiding behind 3 of the giant monsters and I couldn't see him

>He cares about visual fidelity over gameplay
Holy shit what a fag!

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Disable screenshake.

If you stay in the line of my Phobos run i am just gonna write you off to the commander as "collateral damage" bro

Just use your high altitude missiles anyways
Just say "i thought it was another bird sir!"

Fencer absolutely cannot deal with swarms of flying enemies.

Once the war is over and civilization has been rebuilt, will Storm 1 be taught as history or considered to be a legend made up during the crisis to give people hope?

I'm doing my part. Now give me 2 hundred dollars or I'll kill god.

What? Fencer is one of the best at freeing up air space

Where at? I only see the option to remove the camera focus.

DEXTER AUTOMATIC SHOTGUNS KITE FOR DAYS WITH BOOST LINE EM UP BLAST THEM AWAY

>that massive ass dlc list
No and if you did you are the cancer killing the industry.

Settings and manual, you have a screen vibration option.

>not pirating it and playing with pirate Yea Forumsros

>spend forever trying to beat a mission
>keep failing
>join a jp room
>wait 10 mins
>insta-kick when they finish

I fucking hate the japs.

You have to say hello

>he doesn't know the dlc is worthless besides missions
>doesn't know you can just unlock the dlc for free using creamapi

33. HARDEST Yea Forumsdf
password: rage

It's still promoting the game which leads to more whales getting into the game.

If EDF was on switch the switch would literally catch fire and explode.

Ignore the baits, post gameplay

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I did they still kicked me and I was higher completion and armor than all of them. Oh well didn't want to play with bugmen anyway.

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What was that line, phobos that got caught by the transport?

so you are saying it looks fun?

So rangers are meant to hang back and provide fire support while the wing divers and fencers run in to do FAST and the air raider blows everything up?

what weapon is that anti air laser grenade

haha i wonder if contra will ever come back! i bet konami would make a really cool modern version!

Ghost Chaser for WD

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Pretty much, they get stomped hard trying to go offense

godamn, i hate that theres so many cool hidden weapons

i really hate the en comsumption on that thing. also. the way you cant use it on ground because of the feedback.

Any of the Hard lobbies still running?

man fuck RED DRONES

I'm in yurop, is it okay if I play on a burger lobby ? Does medium/high ping have a high impact in this game ? I usually instantly notice it on FPS games and since this game has enemies zooming around at high speeds I'm worried.

>not diving on top of them like a golf frisbee
Tanky targets need to get bursted. Dragoon sure has some burst damage.

Which EDF had the line
"ITS AN ARMY OF RED GIANTS"

as a wing diver sure but the rest has a hard time dealing with them or better a harder time

youtube.com/watch?v=p0RQC_Yn-nA

Is Crimson the most kino EDF mission?

>This is Barren Land
>Has the guidance system worked correctly?

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Latency doesn't seem to affect gameplay much. Sometimes you'll see other players sliding a bit but other than that the netplay is surprisingly solid.

If I could re-arange the alphabet, I'd put E, D, and F together.

>Mission 1 of the Europe section
>"Are these the monsters that attacked Europe?"

how cool would it be if map tools got released
>mission where you reclaim a base but find out it has a hive under it so you need to clear it out
>one mission in forrest and heavy think fog being hunted by shotgun ayys
>carrier map where it gets attack by tadpools and dropships
>snow map with silver spiders hiding in the snow
>classic farm map that opens up to a lost/hidden EDF
>another map where you find a downed mother ship with caveman paintings of a hero "storm 1"

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>no cover map with fog and shotgun ayys
Brutal

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I love ze guy with ze heavy accent from the second mission
>Zis giant teleportation arkorz will be called BIG ankorz from now on

>no mission where you infiltrate a mothership and blow it up from the inside out with a tactical nuke
>it's like a rats map from CS because everything is built bigger for the ayys

It's a shame that the developers missed an opportunity to comment on the rise of fascism in the world, but instead just went with the whole borderline pro-fascist imagery and symbolism like the other games. I would've enjoyed a split from the main story where you join a resistance against the corrupt EDF leader who's incompetence and idiocy is making the Earth lose the war against the aliens (aka climate change, anyone???). I literally just came up with that idea on the top of my head by the way. Fuck, just give me a job as a writer already!

Shut the absolute fuck up. I know you're fucking baiting but knock it off. We don't want that kind of bullshit in these threads.

Fuck off onionsboy, EDF is one of the last few real video games and doesn't need politics horseshit shoved into it, especially not your cringe crypto-communist nation-wrecking bullshit.

I downloaded EDF2025 for PS3. It's fun but gets repetitive after 10 minutes.

>no mission where you infiltrate a mothership and blow it up from the inside out with a tactical nuke
Like in Independence Day.

>mothership lands for some godly retarded reason
>storm team sneaks in
>like a city inside
>birthing tanks for ayys
>robotics making deroys and drones
>see something else in distance
>its a half destroyed balam
>motheship starts to blow up somehow
>strom 1 gtfo
>see balam in the distance just up and teleport away
>storm team has no idea what the fuck is happening

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He's baiting, don't respond in kind and especially don't use the 'don't put politics in my games' argument because it just gives them the green light to go 'OH BUT THERE'S ALREADY POLITICS IN THIS GAME AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THOSE POLITICS LOL'

Either just call him out on baiting or ignore him

except you're sneaky-beaky'ing (read: going loud) through the alien ship instead of sitting in a refurbished UFO while the underpaid overworked alien parking attendant who has gotten no sleep since the invasion started is trying to figure out why a ship that was written off as lost decades ago is suddenly back and appears to be modified

I wish EDF had a save replay feature where you could free roam the map while the battle is playing out. Also what's a good program that allows you to press a button and save the last 30 seconds of gameplay?

>Having fun with airstrikes as AR
>Near the end of the mission, look at the minimap and see all the boxes that you're never going to get before it ends

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You have vehicles for that. Leave a couple of enemies and take a ride.

unless you're playing on normal or easy, you definitely won't have any other kind of enemy alive when you beat pepsiman to a pulp.

shadowplay if you have an Nvidia GPU
OBS if you don't, or if you don't feel like putting up with Nvidia's bullshit and have the CPU time to spare

this shit is why i loop round the map looting while fighting

It really feels that the VAs cranked up the effort they were putting into the script in the last 10 missions or so. I find the dialogue during 110 after the Omega Protocol is activated to be some of the best lines in the game.

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>duo partner somehow manages to take 5-10 minutes to change their loadout between each mission
>progressing through the campaign at a snails pace because we spend more time in the lobby than in the actual missions
I hope you don't do this, user.

suck my nuts, I paid for it just to fuck with you since I'm rich anyways. I'm not gonna repair this industry.

Hostile forces...

>Mission 5 hard mode
>Trying out a grenade weapon and a super-innacurate weapon with Ranger
>Final pylon
>Ant walks in front of me in the middle of the windup
>MISSION FAILED

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Thanks for the game lads

The great thing about multiplayer is the padding for your own fuckups sometimes in terms of just not failing from killing yourself.

I will destroy the base even if I have to sacrifice myself, COOL.

I will never diss Air Raiders for bringing Barga no matter how useless it performs, I love seeing it in action way too much.

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it's gonna be hard to play another class after this. I'm thinking chair raider

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>Gotta do 37 online
>Join randos all the way back in the cave missions
>Host leaves 3 of us halfway through 36

'get this fucking spider off me' edit with the barga when.

tfw dog Yea Forums party because I dont wanna do 40

>'get this fucking spider off me' barga
Thanks for the laugh imagining it, user.

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What if the aliens are invading just as a prank?

>wasp nest destruction mission
>me and two other guys are there for a half hour because it took us that long to figure out that we were supposed to be shooting the hive

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Look at this master prankster and his bitch lips.

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>"Maybe the aliens are afraid of water"
>"Yeah when it rains they might just leave"
>Aliens are giant fucking frogs
This game

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not making a edit with 'help there are bees in my cockpit'

>4 air raiders

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Nah the guy taking the screenshot is a ranger, they're the one that gets the waifu balloons

No, ARs get them too.

ARs get them too user....

youtube.com/watch?v=2_8LTIWgas8

user we were worng that balloon is one from a Ranger

"You must... win. You must win!"

>waifu decoys
You have a good taste, air raider.

This Things aren't Robots

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THEY LOOK DISGUSTING

Monsters plus UFOs? Crap! The most disgusting combo!

cursed

mega.nz/#F!pl4iVSCa!C8XTEHVayRH1eCH637PXvw

Aw shit really? Huh.

boy I am so glad they removed in EDF5 those molehill things that continuously spawn monsters

>they reappear at the end of the game
>in underground missions

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unlocked with a creampie?

Nigga they just got replaced by teleport anchors which are literally just easier to see and hit from further away.

bro just blow them up lmao

boy do i have a bad message for you user a really bad one you will hate the mission pack 1 underground missions

>EDF is one of the last few real video games and doesn't need politics horseshit shoved into it

there are plenty of jokes about illegal aliens in EDF

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Why does Air Divers remind me Kate Archer so much?

Yeah, so not as bad as the tunnel exit spam from 4.1

teleport anchors are better than molehills because it's not obligatory to bring wing diver anymore (though she still melts those with ease)

fencer is dead the moment enemy horde takes it's attention off NPCs - at least until you unlock the 4 dashes upgrade

Wing diver has fun

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why is 4 dashes special
im clearing multiplayer hard solo and just using the 2-2 currently

With 4 dashes you can chain dashes and jumps forever

2-2 is pretty much same thing

Just use a CC weapon that retains dash momentum and you can kite endlessly whilst attacking.

My potato PC reboots after playing 4 missions in a row. I just want to fly with jetpack grill that's all.

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Wing Diver is lewd! LEWD!

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>decoys have destructible clothing

urge to purchase rising

Can I play with Japanese voices?

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Why would you? The english dub is much better.

Can someone please make webms with all class dances?

Why the FUCK is this 50 euros?

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70 hours campaign and tons of fun

On what planet?

THEY DONT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE US

Whatever records the EDF keep will definitely mention the Storm teams, since they play large roles as survivors that fought to victory, and I would imagine the EDF would keep many records as a military organization. They won't be dismissed as legend unless somehow the EDF and its history becomes irrelevant (very unlikely).

Our Mother Earth

How did the MC in EDF 2017 end up being just a legend by 2025

I don't like the pricing either considering the shoestring budget feel if the game and the fact it's a belated port, but it is actually quite good. You can always play online with other pirated copies though.

They are wearing Armor

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Whats this for?

>In the story introduction in EDF 2025's EU-only manual, it is mentioned that the hero of the last war, Storm 1, disappeared,
theearthdefenseforce.fandom.com/wiki/Storm_Team
I mean going off by real world logic, the EDF would keep a constant eye on their best asset even if they're understaffed, but I guess this is EDF so they can write whatever they want.

its from
theearthdefenseforce.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmonaut
and i think it was for e3 or a other exhibition

BUYFAG
VDF
HARDEST
RAGE
MISSION 95
wrapping this shit up

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EDF anime when?

good

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Is it already full WTF?

What is your WD loadout? I usually go fenrir 3 way and starfall/pulse mg

yeah

Which one is better of the two edf 2017 or edf IA? I've never played these games.

Fuck nooo I was filling out forms for work.

Because it's a really fucking good game.

Wing diver ready for free use

Why are people even asking about these knockoffs?

bros do you think Lost Planet has any chance for comeback

Phallunx and power lance.

I definitely want Dragon's Dogma 2.

Not yet. Playing Gravity Rush, after I'm done I'll enlist

Anywhere I can check the bombers patterns?
I'm tired of trying out new ones only to discover the pattern is beyond retarded

Which one is better though?

How much of a breast fetish would one need to do that during an alien attack?

>breast
>fetish

I have a feeling that guy was just talking out of his ass.

>The big anchors can spawn in more enemies
It takes everyone in the EDF universe at least 3 missions to come to such conclusions, but he says it so certainly the moment he sees it. I don't trust him.

Fetish: a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
Example: Thinking about breasts during an alien attack and getting an erection.

Waiting to be corrected

You have been corrected. your argument against it is, non existent from what I see, so I guess we can both agree that it's accurate. What did you think something having "Fetish" slapped to it instantly meant it's a bad thing?

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Heavy lance and light lance like an absolute moth

>Takes EDF 5 months to shoot the glowing red part under the dropships
They aren't the brightest, are they?

2017 vita is the best version of the game. IA is only ok if you beat it at max difficulty. Otherwise don't touch it because you don't get the true ending.

Well, I'd like to imagine they shot at the ships with huge bombs bullets and stuff and had to deal with the insects guarding the bottom for awhile causing panic. It was only until the mighty player not held back by their retarded world logic and based sarge that progress was made.

I don't buy it. The intel lady is always SHOOT AT IT TO COLLECT MORE DATA! WE NEED MORE DATA! Surely they would've done it by now.

Cause no one answered
Yes, all 4 regional language options are available in voice and text
English, Japanese, Chinese, Korean

where are my Inforno buddys form yesterday?

Humans hunt in packs!
Tis weak to water...
...I hope.

MASTER WORKS ALL YOU CANT GO WRING

i beat hard
what are the go to good weapons
and what are the fun ones?

>news bulletin about the EDF signup bonus
>'Nice!'
>'Woah!'
>'It's not possible.'

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I'd be pissed
We've been fighting since the war started and we ain't got no mad sick bonus

2/4 slots open

dragoon lance is both

Situation doesn't matter for a fetish. That would be more towards addiction (doing something or having a strong desire for something even if it has a negative impact on your life). So I guess cumbrain makes more sense.

Having exchanges with moonpeople entirely with the chat menu is usually a laugh.

How do I change it?

Come, Storm 1. I shall meet you on your own terms, joined by ayy lmaos.
You stand now on its end, Storm 1. See your journey through!

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>first it's 10k bonus
>a few missions later it's 20k
>then militias get benefits, advert voiced by a dude
>later on it's the same ad but read by a woman
It's the little things that make it good

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I'll join after you beat 99 :^)