ONE CHANCE, NO SECONDS?

ONE CHANCE, NO SECONDS?

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Some people call extra lives extra guy or free man
I like to call them life insurance

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i call them marios

ONE BREAKFAST? NO SECOND BREAKFAST?

>fat hobbitses

woah... people go bald...

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>Wait until I draw your suicide note in your own blood. I'm coming over I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking family
What the fuck James

HE'S GONNA

KILL YOUR WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING FAMILY

>game gives you so many lives that the lives system feels pointless.

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I'D RATHER ADMIT THE HOLOCAUST WAS REAL.
I'D RATHER HAVE A BLACK FAMILY MOVE INTO MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
I'D RATHER GO TO A GAY PRIDE PARADE.
I'D RATHER HAVE MY KID BE A TRANNY.
I'D RATHER PAY REPARATIONS THAN PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME.
woah did mike write this episode or what? how did they get away with this?

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McKids more like McPiece of shit

>I'D RATHER GIVE WOMEN VOTING RIGHTS
he went too far with this one

Angry Video Game Nerd? baka. more like Alt-right Video Game Nerd

Americans going crazy.

>I'D RATHER HAVE A NIGGER FUCK MY WIFE
What did he mean by this?

More like sloppy seconds for him

el hobbito

I guess I'm new
I don't understand the point of this thread...

What's one thing I should have done a thousand times by now? Die. But I'm not dying. You know why? Because this game's too fuckin' easy. I'm just walking through the levels, getting hit by everything in sight, not caring whether I lose all my lives or beat the game. Whichever comes first, I welcome it. All I know is, this game is going on, and on, and on.

What part of this thread supposed to be funny again?

Fuck you Mike

tripod mike

The one about the brown bricks dummy