ITT: shit games Yea Forums memed you into playing

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Pretty much everything pertaining to game design. The game takes place in large open environments, but paradoxically is littered with invisible walls and the is also entirely designed around following quest markers. Then, once you get to the destination, you fight the same few enemy types with an incredibly lackluster combat system. There's also the shmup sections which are a joke, compared to any competent shmup. The icing on the cake is that the game asks you to replay the exact same content twice.

jump and shoot? are you trying to say that only real epic gamers know this one simple fucking mechanic?

Half Life is actually incredible though

Only people who aren’t fucking noobs

It’s really not, System Shock came 4 years before and did everything it did but better.

Slap city

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Actually you have to do it 26 different times if you want all the endings.

You're thinking of Strife.

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zooooooom zoom

25 and wasn’t impressed after playing System Shock and Doom beforehand

>zoomers are such embarrassments they now pretend they played Quake
>none of the newer games even surpass Half Life so they resort to pretending Half Life was bad so they can free themselves from the shackles of comparison

Kek

25 is zoomer age

everyone can rocketjump though
you should test them on something like how to do a circle jump, or if they can jump from bridge to rail on dm6

Yeah, it sucks. The second one is even worse.
I think only Blizzard games are more inexplicably overrated.

>94
>zoomer
Nobody besides literal grandpas would consider that zoomer. You must be a 50 year old diabetic.

Stay mad zoomer. 30+ or bust kiddo

Reminder to filter and ignore tripniggers.

Half life really wasn’t that great, you’re just a blind valve fanboy. Marathon was better before and Halo was better afterwards.

baste

>lurking Yea Forums at 30+ years old
What went wrong with your life to fail so miserably at life?

>unironically a boomer
go to bed

Stay mad zoomers

Tripfagging is cancer

Being a zoomer is cancer

go get your prostate exam lmfao

Can anyone actually explain why Half Life is so highly regarded? I’m 19 and I just don’t see it, Doom I can see for the great level design and Blood was good too, but Half Life seems like it stripped all that and has less gameplay but people love it. Why?

Not an argument old geezer. You’re just a jaded faggot. Go put in your dentures and take your blood sugar.

lol develop past your anal fixation

>Quake is better than Half Life
How would you know?

Lmao this kid actually admitted to being a zoomer. Just goes to show you who gets mad over HL

>actually believing freud
Kike alert kike alert

Why bother explaining anything to an ugly Tejas monkey? Half Life is dead anyways.

lol go get potty trained zoom zoom

Yeah because it isn’t fun. Honestly it’s lame. It has shit level design, shit story, shit ost, and mediocre platforming. I guess the enemy designs are ok.

Because I played both? Not that hard to do.

HL is easily the most over rated series of all time and has done more damage to gaming than any other series. HL2 in particular is an over rated, gutted, tech demo walking simulator that was a "cinematic experience" with unskippable cutscenes and popularized cinematic "games" that was also the first case of online client DRM for a single player game even if you bought it physically. It was nothing more than bait to get people to install Steam and condition them to pay for digital distribution and trick them into giving up physical copies, and brainwashed drones actually fell for it for a 5/10 game.
If they ever release HL3, it'll be the same case, it'll be bait to get people to use or pay for something like a Steam subscription or exclusive piece of hardware like the Vive.
HL paved the way for COD

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I doubt you did

Stay mad zoomy

>HL paved the way for COD
So did every other shooter

I played Quake on 64 and Half Life on PS2

>playing console versions of either
Yikes

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>noooo don’t say the game is good it makes my zoomer feelings hurt because my modern games don’t even get close to that!

Lmao

Worst thread of all time

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It was what I had to work with at the time. Both ran fine.

>judging a game from the '90s by 2019 standards
Ya did it, detective

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Yeah that’s gonna be another yikes from me.

>half-life
>steam

Deus Ex came out 2 years later and made half life obsolete.

The list of games Yea Forums tricked me into playing:

>LISA
>Any STALKER game
>Quake Live
>Quake 2
>Doom 3
>Hollow Knight

Funny because RE4 came after HL and HL2 and is a far better shooter mechanically than either one.

Valve drones just want something of Valve's to tout and HL is what they chose.

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Lol zoomy try a bit harder to fit in

>Outward
Frog-Fry jank. The mechanics are barebones. Still put 63 hours into it though

>Hollow Knight is fucking awfu-

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The guy replying is trying a little too hard

>you only like this game as a way to push more console wars agendas!
t. zoomer that grew up in degenerated gaming industry and was taught wrong from birth

Sucks to be you

Half Life had really good AI for its time, sort of groundbreakingly so. It also did situational stroytelling really well, and looked "good" for the time.

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So did system shock

Yikes

Two games can be good, dumb dumb.

Thanks for having a trip. Filtered

Thanks for being a cuck. Cucked.

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>rpg codex
If I wanted to watch a bunch of shitflinging larpers then I'd take a look at 90's games thread on Yea Forums or lurk on /vr/

>half life release date november 19th 1998
>thief the dark project release date november 30th

Half life was outclassed in terms of a first person experience in less than 2 weeks. 2 WEEKS.

anything anime/eastern related
jk i'd play those

What the fuck is with you people comparing a pure first person shooter with first person RPGs and stealth games?
You're not making any sense.

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l. None of that looks fun at all and looks like tedious difficulty

They’re zoomers they’re just picking random names out of Wikipedia pages to sound experienced

Because it shows just how limited half life is at heart. Thief and Deus Ex are superior first person experiences.

Name your top 5 games right now.

Gameplay mechanics>>narrative choices

>degenerated gaming industry
That you helped cause by accepting Steam and being charged for a download

I don’t serially process things I parallel process them. Sorry brainlet zoomer, that’s your world not mine.

It's supposed to be limited. It's a shooter and nothing else.

besides dark souls, there really is no other adequate answer

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Steam didn’t exist when Half Life was released, zoomy zoom

Half Life 1 and 2 can barely be considered games

>thief
>narrative choices
Yeah you didn’t play it, also thief’s gameplay mechanics still hold up today.

But Half-Life isn't an RPG or a stealth game you dum-dum :|
Only thing similar in these games is that they are all in first person, gameplay wise they are very different

And zoomer opinions can barely be considered worthwhile to listen to (in fact, not at all).

Oh so you’ve only played half life? You can’t name 5 games you’ve enjoyed? No wonder you praise half life. You have nothing to compare it to.

lol stay mad zoomer

It did for Half Life 2, in fact Half Life 2 was only made to trick people into installing Steam and condition them to accept being charged for a download and all the negatives that come with it
It was the first case of online client DRM for a single player game even if you bought it physically, the first Steam code in a box

Why does Half Life cause Yea Forums to seethe so badly? Both for and against it.

Too bad we’re talking about Half Life. Stay mad zoomer.

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Because you want to feel special.

Elaborate

Based

Half life killed not only exploratory shooters, but also arena shooters thanks to counter strike which was a mod of half life. Can’t thing of a more damaging game.

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this. i played like almost 200 pln for this garbage
its genuinely mediocre with awful difficulty settings.

>Tripfag calling other people special snowflakes

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>nooo don’t add recoil to FPS I can’t handle it

Scrub

I don’t even care about half life one way or the other faggot. I haven’t even played half life, but it sure does cause most Yea Forums to get hot and bothered

Half-Life is definitely better than Quake. Cooler weapons, longjump module, fun mechanics like penetrable walls. Super crazy duels. Quake is just a thunderbolt simulator.

Stay mad and called out.

>dying thanks to russian aimbots and having to wait for the round to end before you respawn
Yeah no that’s shit design.

Got the game on the sale since I figured the spectacle of the graphics would be worth at least 7 bucks. I'm only a few hours in but holy shit this game better do a fucking radical turnaround in quality soon because reallly what the fuck is this.

Why is Doom trying to be painkiller? What the fuck are these straight-line ass levels moving me from arena to arena? doesnt help that the enemies are retards who just walk not run straight at you just to get glory killed. Why the fuck are there ironsights? Does the pistol even do damage? How do you have a shotgun this shitty in doom? I accept that this game could never have been like the originals, but then why turn around and give me painkiller but at a COD pace.

And this glory kill bullshit. Holy fuck. Its like bethesda saw the DA2 "Press a button something awesome needs to happen" video and thought OH FUCK WE NEED TO HIRE THIS GUY. who thought this shit was a good idea. probably same guy who wanted a game based around spawn rooms. Literally PRESS A for an invincible cutscene kill that also heals you. And theres no limit to this, you can just constantly spam it and its great beause you can literally just spam melee and it will activate the glory kill before the melee attack is even finished. I'm currently playing on nightmare and its fucking annoying because theres no ammo and a scratch takes 90 life so im pretty much just running around mashing F for glory kills because the alternative is having no ammo and spamming f for glory kills.

i know I'm still early in the game, but everything so far fucking pisses me off and want to know if it will fucking change. cant believe i fell for some literal bethesda shills telling me this game was the shit. fucking call of duty with demon reskin fuck. If you went on to reddit dot com and asked someone who never played doom but heard about it to make a doom sequel he would make this game. this is doom for new vegas fans

Is quakecon even streaming a tournament this year?

>muh russia
Lmao zoomy zoom is also a mutt. Shocker!

If arena shooters were so great they wouldn't have died off. The only time they truly thrived was when there was nothing else on the multiplayer FPS market.
Arena shooters killed themselves.

If it was made in the west no one would even give a shit about it.

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>polak having shit taste
Gee what a surprise. I never understood how you guys managed to create something good like the witcher series.

>mutt
RENT FREE. Did you let mohammed rape your wife yet?

Shut up nigger you suck at FPS games, you mostly play single player shit. Duel me right now you fucking spaz, I have enough time for exactly one duel before work.

Because Yea Forums can't grasp the concept of personal taste

>doesn't like game so he must play this game
SEETHING

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Stay mad mutts

>ironsights
Nigger never even played the game

You’re probably either a spic or a nigger. Post your hand or you’re going to the gas chamber.

Arena shooters are more difficult, of course the easier kind is going to be more popular

>dodging the duel
Once again proving that you don't actually play half the games you like to post about. Stay mad, wannabe FPS elitist. You'd look less obvious if you spent some time playing the games.

>mutt talking about cuckoldry

What a surprise. Also doesn’t your country have one of the highest divorce rates in the world?

based

you just have a shit taste, faм

rayman legends but edgy?
fuck off mane

lol imagine being a zoomer AND a mutt

Jesus Christ

Imagine being a third worlder

That’s what I said. Imagine being a mutt lol

Halo CE > half life 1/2

>first case of online client DRM for a single player game even if you bought it physically
I'll never forgive Valve for that.

ignore the tard replies

I love how all these zoomers hate HL. You weren't there to experience it back in the day when it was pretty much a pinnacle of an fps, that's ok. You kinda missed out but cant be there for all game classics, right? Again, it's perfectly ok that zoomers cant get into it since it doesn't graphically compare to cod and isn't as much of an ADHD experience. Of course it's an anxious experience

>that atrocious copy-paste sameshit setpieces part
that entirely invalidates halo as an enjoyable game

100% white. Stay mad mohammad

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You apparently didnt. Both the shot gun and pistol have ironsight mode.

>tripfag is seething so hard he's pretending to be a different person
holy shit dude, just stop
why are you this butthurt about this

>Secondary firemode which allows you to use a different firing method
>ironsight
How does it feel having 2 braincells?

gas the tripfags

Based
If you like this game your name is kyle you are 5'8" and you guzzle your own spit during loading screens

I press iron sight button, it brings up ironsight and has improved aiming. Im sure bethesda has some cool name for that, but its still ironsights regardless of if it makes my pistol slightly less useless. Makes a lot of sense that a retard like you would like nudoom.

I assure you Bro, I haven't even bothered reading the thread. Sounds pretty paranoid from your behalf

you are fat right?

You don't even play half-life if you think it isnt an ADHD experience with omnidirectional bhopping, tau cannon, and longjump module.

>Grenade launcher/triple shot for the shotgun is ironsight
>Charging up the pistol to fire a stronger shot is ironsight
(You) are retarded
There is 1 (one) (uno) (I) scope upgrade in the entire game for the machinegun, if you want to use it as a long-range weapon. I would understand if you would complain about that
BUT
How in the godforsaken fuck can you mistake a secondary firemode as ironsight? Have you ever heard about secondary firemodes?

How?

sven coop can be fun

HL1 is fantastic... HL2 i could see more easily someone finding fault with

My first and only playthrough of Half-Life was on Sven Coop. What a fun mess it was.

Doom 2016
Deus Ex, HR and MD are better
DMC1, 3, 4 and 5 are better
God Hand
Metal Gear
Kingdom Come Deliverance
Fear 1, 2 is better
Anything made by Kamiya other than Viewtiful Joe 1
Every Resident Evil other than 4, 7 and the remake of 2
Yea Forums is full of teenagers, weebs, contrarians and NEETs, so listening to them is ill advised

>sequels are usually better
woah there Einstein

And still 100% mutt sucks to be you

Pathologic 2

>Play Black Mesa
>Play HL2
>It looks like dogshit compared to Black Mesa
So, when's the team going to get to work on remastering HL2?

And if you like the cinematic mod for HL2, you're a faggot

>Yea Forums is full of teenagers, weebs, contrarians and NEETs
>says the mankind divided fan

Are you implying he is incorrect?

I thought this was a highly populated multiplayer board game, like mario party for pc with lolis. Instead it's incomprehensibly complex weeb bullshit with kawaii uguu that I couldn't ever figure out how to get it to go online.

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>Fear 2 is better
End yourself nigger

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This fucking shit right here. weeabo cringe shit. Only works as fap material. Fuck you Yea Forums srly

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>oh, is this a new L4D clone? Oh, it's purely wave defense focused? With massive waves?
Turns out there's absolutely zero challenge by design because the target audience is apparently autistic germans. You literally just stand in one place, look in one direction, hold M1 and wait for the round to end.

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I have a friend who plays this day in, day out, always on the same spot in the same map. What is the appeal?

>Thread ruined by annoying tripfag who needs to seek attention

Not surprised honestly. It's the same dude who calls out any sort of criticism with ''ZOOMER ZOOEMR ME BOOMER OLOLO'' that's in every thread because he's a fag.

Only way you wouldn't like God Hand if you're severely physically handicapped

You had to be there to understand the appeal

>audio logs in system shock are better than NPCs in half-life
FUCK audio logs and FUCK system shock for unleashing the plague that they are

they're to videogames what news report exposition are to movies, except there are unironically videogames with their entire plots told through them and fags accept it because "muh system shock"

fuck that shit so much