Who is your favorite Asari, user?

To control cumbrains

The dead one.

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my girlfriend was tali

everyone has the hots for blue space bisexuals in the ME universe and she knows it because she's been groped for a thousand years + mommy!
she's creating a tactical advantage

You posted her OP.

I want her to bring down her justice on my prostate if you know what I mean

Might as well fight in a bikini then

She disgusts me. I have an aunt who, I swear to god, has the same jaw and eyes as Samara. I feel like I'm looking at my aunt whenever I see this character. This aunt in particular is a very evil, awful person. She's a cheater, a gold digger, and reluctantly only lives with her current third-husband because he's wealthy and has confided in everybody that she's depressed and doesn't even love him anymore.

I just see my aunt whenever I see that character. Sorry, nothing against you "Mass Effect 2 woman who I barely recall."

Too old

Because she is based on Ivy from Soul Calibur, thematically and visually.

Terribly sorry, mate.

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>reddit: the waifu
yikes

mommy samara ofc

>liara in 1
>lead garrus on in 2 and dump at last second
>liara who is not jelly again in dlc
too bad they never made a third one

>All females, no matter how far from human civilization they are, are humanoids with tits and ass
Why does everyone praise the world building of this series again

Because she's old enough to know that if you got 'em, flaunt 'em.

I was just clinging to the hope she has a monster xenomorph face.

Literally basic-bitch taste.
Always, literally always the same shit happens: when a basic-bitch throws herself at you, the autists always eternally tout her as best girl, because they're autistically self inserting until time immemorial.

>lead garrus on in 2 and dump at last second
You'll NEVER be a woman, no matter how fucking hard you vicariously live your sexual fantasies in videogames by pretending you're attractive enough to afford to dump someone.

I did it because I hated garrus
I just wish there had been the option to tell him to go calibrate himself

There's literally nothing wrong with sexual dimorphism in games.

Big blue tiddies.

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>turians
>salarians
>krogans
>hanar
>volus

u wot m8

>thing I don't like is reddit
new here I see

>xenos
>even once

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>ripping off marvel
based hacks at bioware

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wait, so, do asari appear as men for homosexual men?

if I had to choose between a hermetically sealed purple ayytist and those two dysfunctional retards I would pick the hermetically sealed purple ayytist

No. That was one throwaway line of dialogue from a drunkard.

i don't know what you're talking about? drunkard?

>bitchy damaged tattoo slut
>bitchy controlling infertile slut

She left the chainmail bikini on Thessia so she has to make do with what she's got.

Elcor?

My man!

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>I did it because I hated garrus
You could've simply not recruited him or get him killed in the end if that was the case ;)

>two dysfunctional retards
Excuse me?

Shiala in ME1, that body suit and voice. Fuck.

I'm sure there is a mod for that.

>implying garrus survived the last mission

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Asari are a sexual species. Justicars don't forswear sex. Stop thinking in terms of human asceticism.

But more to your point, it doesn't make sense. She should have her titties covered up and she should be wearing body armor. Biotic barriers and kinetic barriers are just two more layers of defense one can stack on top of body armor. I couldn't care less if she dressed like that out of combat though.

Liara in BDSM gear?

Sexuality and flaunting it is a major part of asari race and culture. Deal with it.

>She should have her titties covered up and she should be wearing body armor.
That makes no sense. Cleavage is more effective against bullets than any armor.

I've never played as a renegade but now it's time to show galaxy it's place. What class does resonate the most with being an asshole?

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Asari are literally the only species that resemble human females that we know of, and their entire existence is a big parody of the "blue/green/whatever space babes" trope from old sci-fi.

Whichever class selects renegade options for the first few options, and then ends up going on another paragon run yet again.

infiltrator or soldier

quite literally irrelevant

Why there so little amount of porn of her ?

Does Samara show any interest in sex, like ever?

Soldier. Nerds and faggot space wizards need not apply (except for Vanguard).

>Reading Samara's stuff in SB's database. Whooboy.

Who cares?

worth it

If you don't have a LI and pursue her she'll say that were she younger she'd jump Shepard's bones but she turns him down

Then in ME3 DLC if you don't have a LI and hit on her she'll take Shepard up on his offer

A realistic renegade playthrough is actually pretty fucking fun. Playing pro-human Shepard that isn't a complete psychopath can be very rewarding.

Are you me? It feels like the renegade options are only good for mass effect 2 where you seem like an actual badass that gets the job done. In 1 you're just an incompetent asshole and in 3 you're a psychopath that kills all your friends.

the green one

>pursue mommy asari option
>get turned down
ah, the Yea Forums option

come home earth man

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Aria T'loak is this even a question?

I am home

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that's her daughter morinth
probably be worth the fuck though

nevermind
replied to this out of context

come on, if you are gonna try that then go star trek

they got green and blue people earlier than those and bio used it as a template for the game

hehehe, mass trek

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the one in me2 who tells miranda she looks like a whore

>Jack has a bigger ass than Tali

TALIFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>t. nigger

Her age just makes her hotter.

She's no Miranda, but I am very happy with Jack's petite, firm butt.

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the high heels bother me more.
the asari commandos looked cool as well but oh no
>she's a thousand year old warrior sworn off all family and possessions who is loyal to nothing but the Code
>wow that sounds interesting, i got it we'll just make her look like a fucking prostitute
>awesome

>Asari are literally the only species that resemble human females that we know of
Well, them and the quarians. And probably the drell.

>the high heels bother me more.
They have practical use.

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The "asari look different for everyone" meme is based entirely on this one part of ME2:
youtube.com/watch?v=rT8zAOGm4R0

Even if you ignore the fact that they're probably drunk, it's obvious to anyone paying attention that the three guys are just pointing out that asari happen to share some traits with other races (turian-like head fringe, humanlike body and face). None of them are denying that the asari has those traits. The human isn't telling the turian that the head fringe isn't there. Their eyes are just drawn to the parts of the asari that remind them of their own race. So the asari mind control meme is complete bullshit.

I prefer Turian ladies.

>why yes I play exclusively the soldier class in Mass Effect games, how did you know

>ME2 is almost a decade old
hold me bros...

I'm pretty sure Bioware got their asari design from Farscape, not Star Trek.

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We don't even know what asari really look like since they appear sexually interesting for all species and for both genders.

>I did it because I hated garrus

Go dilate.

inb4 they are female hanar and nobody ever noticed.

Samara and
Zhaan... my OG Space Babe Waifu

I never got why the trees have breasts.

Because we like them.

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>We don't even know what asari really look like
Yes we fucking do. This has been discussed already: .

>tfw no blue alien mommy gf

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If that mind-control thing was real why don't they change back when they're dead user

>reddit
Fucking newfag I swear.

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It even works on statues!

They ripped off Star Control 2 with literally everything. But they can get away with it because nobody fucking knows SC2. And that's a tragedy.

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Pity them user, they hate what they can't appreciate.

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Samara > Aria > Liara

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>ripping off
>marvel
This is your brain on capeshit.

Renegade looks fun as hell on montage videos but in practice you're not really pro-human so much as an arbitrary nutcase and not in a good way.

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lOL

conceive the miasma