Have you ever been banned from a game?

Have you ever been banned from a game?

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I got banned for a hundred years from an f-zero gx forum in the 2000s for being annoying but that forum is long gone so I guess you could say I fucking won

only 2 weeks in league of legends. you really can`t say nigger anymore. wasn´t a problem 5 years back

I am vac banned in left for dead 2

I got banned from LoL for two weeks because I "went overboard" on someone who intentionally fed two games in a row, when we won the second game despite him continuing to run down mid.
I'm kinda glad they banned me, not because it corrected some sort of behavior, but because it helped me realize that a game that's 10% you and 90% your teammates not fucking up is just awful. This was a couple years ago and I sold my account some time afterwards. I was P1 for anyone that tries to cry bronzie.

Never because I'm not a fucking cheater nor play online ranked shit

No because I am not a manchild and do not throw temper trantums whenever things don't go my way and treat other people with respect

I got banned along with everyone else in my guild in dark age of camelot back in the day for exploiting a bugged boss for tons of loot. Funny thing was they didnt even take the loot back

>cheating on a game where the fun is barely surviving at the end
I bet your skin is brown too

>Reason: Stop killing my fucking girlfriend faggot

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For being a noob in Left for Dead

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i don't know why people use the word banned like this
to me, banned is forever and final, you're gone and forgotten; anything else is a suspension
it's literally like the wrong use of literally

i mostly get kicked when i'm chatty and do silly things around people who just want to be robots
this is our 10,000th game so wtf are they expecting to get out of it besides a win and some fun
it's like they're expecting everyone to try for a world record in a pug and god forbid you attempt to communicate anything outside of the meta

Nope but then again I don't play competitive online shooters like a fucking normalfag.

I got banned literally for having the word 'weed' in my name from an eGo server.
>Reason: family friendly server, please remove the marijuana reference in your name
This was on TF2, a game that's rated M and is super gory.

It probably stemmed from Source games. Your two options to remove players from games were kick or ban, but you could ban someone for any amount of time be 5 minutes or 50 years.

I can understand getting VAC'd in CS or TF2 but L4D2? What the fuck man

>playing online games
Biggest mistake of all time.The only good online game is Splatoon; the rest are dogshit.

>eGo
I remember those fucking faggots, I used to go on their servers explicitily to troll and be an asshole

No I ban people in csgo by standing in my teammate's molotvs and jumping in front of their bullets. It's a great feeling when you cause 7 day bans. Russian kids screaming in their microphones and shit.

Doing God's work user, they were truly cancer. Any eGO faggot I saw out of their servers I always griefed and vote kicked them, alot of people were unified by their hatred of these retards.

i was never

I got falsely VAC banned a while back, that was fun.

Good you faggot. Learn your place next time before you accuse me of abusing Goku Black you piece of shit.

I got banned from DDO for a week for PM’ing my friend and calling him a faggot. He didn’t realize it was from me and not a rando and instantly reported me. He talked to moderator who unbanned me shortly thereafter and told me stop calling people faggots. Good times.

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>nor play online ranked shit

So you're bad a video games.

buy the domain and resurrect the forum but ban all the old users after they register

I've only been banned for a short period because my username had "Tit" in the name and some sjw reported me. Stupid bullshit.

I do enjoy getting the occasional asshole banned. Sometimes I'll make shit up about them being a racist.

Got banned till 2147 for calling morello a faggot in game.

I got autobanned in PlanetSide for racking up more grief points than the devs thought were humanly possible.

I spelt worgen backwards in alliance trade chat once and got b&. I never knew that could happen.

>asked not to do the thing
>do the thing
>literally lose the game

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Called out a lolifag for being a lolifag
Lolifag was a mod/admin and got me banned
The fucker's been arrested now, so i guess I win in the end.

>asked not to cross mexico and enter the country illegal
>do it anyways
>wtf why am i detained

leftists don't see the hypocrisy

lmao same
I literally can't play for more than 3 mins without getting vote kicked in L4D2
these kids take the game too seriously

what other misdemeanors are people locked up for?

they're not locked up, they're welcome to leave back where they came from

Just ignore the false flagging nigger. Or it could be a dumbass plebbitor who came here during the last elections. Who knows anymore?

cope, leftard

>seek asylum at a point of entry
>shuffled into the detainment centers
>children taken away and trafficed by ICE

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Do you expect us to let them roam free while awaiting asylum? Not even the most cucked of leftist countries do that

Do you remember your midlaner's matchups for those two games?

I got banned in runescape and habbo for scamming
I also got I dont even know how much accounts banned on csgo for griefing

i got banned from a hungarian CSS server for spamming "magyar cygany".

I got banned in Smite for going off on some guy in ranked. Dude was intentionally feeding and spamming emotes the entire time, but me telling him to fuck off was apparently worse than him wasting all of our time.

Honestly I’m fine with it because I never went back after the ban was up and I haven’t touched a MOBA since.

>claims to be desperate for asylum
>gets offered asylum in mexico
>refuses it multiple times
>walk all the way to america to ask for it
nah fuck these leeching cunts

>told not to put benis in another man's butthole
>do it anyway
>WOOOOOW WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED? MUH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

I don't think your friend actually likes you calling him a faggot

>comes to a vidya board
>wants to talk politics
>doesn't know about Public Law 96-212

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I've been playing online games for about 20 years now, and I never got banned, even through that edgy teenage phase.

>he's never been falsely banned for cheating
oof

I got banned from Yelp

>asylum back where they came from
That's called being deported

If you can't join an online game without constantly spouting off "nigger faggot kike faggot nigger" like you just learned the words, you deserve to be banned. You're not there to play the game, you're there for attention and you're boring on top of it. You just spout the same shock value lines over and over desperate for a reply and then when someone does, no matter who it is or what they say, you immediately default to "you mad it's just a word bro like can't take a word bro? lol yeah you triggered it's just a word get over it"

And then you act surprised when you get banned even though it's like kicking a bot. Even funnier is that people who do this are sissies who get triggered by stuff like that "white people can't handle spice" comic

>Yelp
how

Nope. I've called countless people niggers, faggots, and niggerfaggots but never been banned.

Quite a lot. I received an unjust UTAN(anti-cheat thing) ban in ut2004 and Jeff Morris e-mailed me a new cd-key. He was a pretty cool dude, he used to post in various community server forums and help people out.

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>play really inconsistently
>join new server in source
>somehow manage to go full retard for a week
>then flip into full retard overdrive and start murdering people by pure luck and seemingly impossible 90/180 turns as if I can see into the soul of the server itself
>banned for hacking by admin
>fuck
>forget about it and go back to old servers who know of my condition

Got VAC'd in TF2 and CSGO for using shitty pub hacks in casual lobbies. It was fun, might make more smurfs and do it again, plus do some more HvH with skeet mongs who manage to get tapped by pub pastes.

Well I did get banned from from CoD4 online, but it was a glitch in their anti-cheat software and not a butthurt human.

When I was a teenager I got banned from a forum once for saying "I have cancer"

Maybe you're actually just really annoying?

I got banned many times from many Gmod RP and sandbox servers for being a mingebag

Not about me getting banned but I banned this one kid with cancer from a forum I modded on lol

Where do I even begin?

>World of Warcraft
Speedhacking to wreck kids in BGs
>World of Warcraft 2nd time
Botting to farm gold
>World of Warcraft 3rd time
Hacking again to wreck kids lol
>CS:GO
Wallhacks
>CS:GO 2nd time
More hacks
>CS:GO 3rd time (Silenced not banned)
Threats and pumpin' on scrubs
>Team Fortress 2
Hacks across multiple servers
>Team Fortress 2 Second ban
Used hack that DCed people
>Xbox-Live
Perma banned for hacks
>Xbox-Live 2nd time
Perma-silenced for threats/trolling
>Xbox-Live 3rd time
Playing with modded console and hacks
>League of Legends
Banned for speed hacks
>League of Legends 2nd time
Banned for hacking
>League of Legends 3rd time
Perma-silenced for trolling/threats
>League of Legends 4th time
Banned for hacking
>League of Legends 5th time
Silenced and then banned for trolling/hacking
>Runescape
Banned for hacking
>Runescape 2nd time
Banned for trolling/harassment
>Runescape 3rd time
Perma-silenced for spam
>Rocket League
Banned for hacks
>Overwatch
Banned for hacks
>Overwatch 2nd time
Banned for trolling/harassment
>Overwatch 3rd time
Perma-silenced for spam/trolling

A ton more but can't post cus I hit limit lol

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If you can't go into a server and constantly spout that off, then it sounds to me like the ones that can't handle spice are blacks, homosexuals, and jews.

Yea and quite recently too

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>gated rated M
>characters shit talk each other
>gore
>"this is a family friendly server, no swearing ;)"
I will never get this. Children shouldn't be playing the game to begin with.

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KEK

I got 127 banned prime accounts in CS:GO, god knows how many nonprimes. Anyone wanna queue?

pretty much.

>you mad it's just a word bro like can't take a word bro? lol yeah you triggered it's just a word get over it
Every time. Even if the entire server is white, you're a boring fuck. You're not there to play the game and you're not funny and you don't bring any good banter to the table. Why should you not be banned like the NPC you are?

based

did you atleast make your own hacks?

>rocket league hacks
Is this a thing?

>banned for saying fuck in capitals
nice game

>join a private server where swearing isn't allowed
>swear anyway because you are an edgy cunt who doesn't play by the rules
>banned
>"wtf?"
I never understood this, you'll be much happier playing somewhere else.

I get banned once a year around november for posting the chichi from DBZ gets fucked by a dragon thing on Yea Forums. That's pretty much it.

Yeah there are flying hacks, teleporting hacks, speed hacks, you can get a hack that literally just puts the ball in the enemy goal.

I've been banned a bunch for hacking
I've been banned from league of legends for toxicity only because my friends reported me as a joke

>my friends reported me as a joke
good friends

A lot of these people are coming from places further south than Mexico

Just American things
>Person violently falling and snapping their neck in a children's movie is fine. Animal getting trampled to death is fine
>NO CLEAVAGE GET RID OF IT NOW NOW NOW. NO SEX DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SEX

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the only bans i get are forth channel range bans during summer/xmas school break

fucking zoomer scum in my apartment block

All of them. A crime is a misdemeanor if the maximum jail sentence for that crime is 1 year.

>doesn't like the rules or culture of a server
>gets advised to leave
>Y-Y-YOUR JUST A L-LOSER. HERE'S A S-ONIONS WOJAK TO PROVE IT
seethe harder betaboy

>make retarded rules you know people will break anyway
>ban everyone who breaks them because you are power tripping faggot soilent drinking fuck

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>a game that's 10% you and 90% your teammates not fucking up is just awful
This is the exact reason why I quit FFXIV.
There was nothing more infuriating than knowing a fight, executing it perfectly, and still losing over and over and over again because one or two retards just don't get it.

No? I don't remember ever being banned, discord plenty of times

I've been banned countless times for curbstomping the admins, never from the actual games themselves. I miss the dedicated servers in video games, there were so many different communities to get banned from.

>used to get banned all the time for aimbots
>only a div 4 quake player
cant get banned in nu-games since its all automated and dont care unless you whip out the N word.

That's fucking right. I dont agree with the rules and you should fuck off with your private server from non-private area where you advise it. If you want me to follow your faggot rules first stop being first grade homosexual commies. Now fuck off from my face you peasant.

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I don't sperg out and act like a retard in games, so no.

*bans you for saying the f-word in front of my little brother*
Nothin personnel, incel.

good boy. Now sit.

*ban evades*
*calls your little bro fag this time*

*sips semen*

This is what's wrong with online gaming, people like this.

>Have shit game where it's easy to exploit the code
>LET'S BLAME PEOPLE WHO EXPLOIT OUR SHIT CODE!

Did the game FORCE you to cheat?

>>NO CLEAVAGE GET RID OF IT NOW NOW NOW. NO SEX DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SEX
All those HBO shows say otherwise.
And the American porno industry alone eclipse many small countries GDPs

Just because it's exploitable doesn't mean you should exploit it. Nobody likes you any more than the dev code monkeys.

>Just because it's exploitable doesn't mean you should exploit it

NOOOOOO DONT EXPLOIT YOU DUMMIES! IT'S UNFAIR! JUST LIKE ME GETTING ZERO PUSSY! OTHER MEN JUST MANIPULATE WOMEN TO FUCK THEM IM GOOD BOY!

Yes

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Source that isn’t just offline with alphaconsole? Never heard of anyone using a hack

Why do need to do it? What hole does it fill?

Typical for a wojak poster to bring up women and sex when cornered. Is that why you cheat in games? Cause you can't get any women? Go back to /r9k/.

>there are people who seriously think VAC makes mistakes
other than MW2 its never made any because after that they review the ban waves before they go live

Oh cool, you got to play it when your Wife's boyfriend let you borrow his switch? Must've been a really good boy that week.

based and pragmatismpilled

People are gonna cheat if they can, it's up to devs to prevent it.
Of course they don't because it's cheaper to let the client handle everything and make the game p2p rather than prevent it all with proper dedicated servers that have authority

Getting advantage of retard kids.

>Is that why you cheat in games? Cause you can't get any women?

yes

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Are you Chinese?

have you figured out a way to not get banned yet?

actually i did

Well at least you're honest. Don't worry user. If it makes you feel better there is this fat ugly girl at my work who is happily and recently married to an even fatter uglier guy, and they both play vidya. There's hope for everyone.

>p2p
I don't know all of them but I'm fairly sure every single one of the games that guy listed has dedicated servers.

Get a good look at the 39%, folks.

League, 100s of accounts. But that is riots business model, ban accounts at the drop of a hat so people will rebuy everything on their new account, that then gets banned ofc. Also sexually harassing female staff is in their business plan.

Nope, just an American with too much money, just rebuy the games I get banned from kek

You know, I always wanted to understand the mentality of a leftist upon hearing the no-no words. What runs through your mind when you hear the terms nigger, faggot, spic, kike, coon, dune coon, chink, sandnigger, tranny, dyke, roastie, cuck, basedboy, cunt, towelhead, heeb, pigfucker, dilate, street shitter, npc, slanteye, niglet, nignog, negress and/or jigaboo?

they die

it's the same result, they give the client more control than it has to to save on server resources.

What would your solution be?

GTA online because someone put a billion dollars in my bank. Whats funny is they reset my money but I had already bought expensive house a loads of cars with it, which they let me keep

>What runs through your mind
This triggered baby doesn't know Imma report him.

Stop trusting the client so much unnecessarily?

you girl?

When it was free weekend for CSGO I made over 10 Steam accounts and just kept hacking, funniest fucking reactions from kids.

How would you do that?

Got banned from Warframe's ingame chat omce because DE are fucking SJWs

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doing that flags your main account because thats what tf2 hackers used to do

good. Fuck that retard game.

Stadia is one way, in an ideal world (for those who don’t like cheating) games would be run on the cloud and every pixel would be delivered to the client, and they’d only be restricted to sending keyboard and mouse input to the server. This comes with a whole bunch of other problems, but ignore those for a moment and really think about it. If the client was never trusted to do anything or handle any data, there would be no hacking. There’d be data to input into our ESP or aimbot calculations and there’d be no data to write, such as in our “no recoil” or “no spread” code. This is pretty much how consoles control hacking, by completely locking out the user. It’s not perfect and people do cheat on consoles, but because consoles actively fight against user input it is much more rare.

Now that's an extreme solution but you can still move a lot of calculations server side to prevent cheating. For example CS:GO used to have bullet spread calculated client-side, which would let a cheat manipulate that calculation and nullify it. Then they patched it by moving that calculation server-side. You do that with as much calculations as possible without introducing lag to the player. For example movement has to be calculated client side or it will be very laggy, but the server can still run checks on the movement periodically and correct it, which will prevent teleportation. The negative of that is if the player has a bad internet connection you'll get stuttering and keep getting teleported backwards, but that's better than having cheaters teleport behind the other team and kill everyone instantly.

>Shows for adults
Not really.

I got banned for sending a friend a message that said "quit fucking ramming me" over xbox live.
Whats interesting is that it instantly banned me for it, so I knew my friend didn't report it. I guess Microsoft has a filter up.

I never understood why they choose to do this. Same with siege's filter. If you don't want people using profanity why not just.. use the filter to censor/prevent the message from being sent instead of instantly banning someone?

As a child of parents that both immigrated to America from Central America, I have no sympathy for these people. My grandparents worked hard to save money to move their families to the USA legally, so why can't they?

For an example of a game with dedicated servers that really fucked this up, look at the ARMA games.

It uses an engine which defies common sense. It is probably the least secure, most insane multiplayer game design I’ve ever seen. It’s bizarre.

In ARMA the client is trusted with EVERYTHING. It’s not just trusted by the server to do client operations, it’s trusted by the server to do server operations. There are no words.

I don’t think I have to explain to you how devastating this could be should a curious person figure out how your engine works and decides to tinker with it.
I don’t think I have to explain to you how devastating this WILL be should a malicious person figure out that same information and decides to use it for trolling or malicious purposes.

You should never, ever allow a client to be in the position to send code or script data to other clients. It’s a recipe for disaster.
It doesn’t matter if it’s encrypted, encoded, compiled VM opcodes or whatever. It will eventually be abused by somebody.
If you must make the other clients react to a client command or event with the code being run on clients, setup a strict system which will allow them to react to only specific commands or events, with proper validation. As I said earlier, the method above defies common sense. This IS common sense. I shouldn’t have had to explain that.

Pic related, this code allows you to disable all keyboard input for admins on an ARMA server. Yeah, really.

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Got permanently banned in Overwatch for only playing two heroes.

>playing on console
>paying for the right to use your own internet
>paying to access P2P servers
You deserve everything you get

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See what I mean? Your brain literally can't process the response, you can't sift through the words and find out what has been said to you. Your NPC brain just goes "RESPONSE = TRIGGERED" and you keep going with your stale non-personality lifted from here because you're starved for attention. I'm genuinely sad for you because your upbringing had to be awful for you to end up half of a real person like this

simple yet sweet

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While they're annoying what the fuck is the point in banning them? Just mute them and move on, people that cry about slurs are just as annoying as the kids that constantly yell nigger and BRAAAP every other sentence. Just play the fucking game.

They're taking up a spot on the server that could be filled by someone useful

Get some friends to play with then, 90% of randoms are useless.

What about indie games that can't afford all the server costs, retard? How do you propose they keep servers up indefinitely? Stop blaming devs for people cheating. A good anticheat would be more cost effective than your autistic server bullshit.

It's automatic fight or flight response. They know they can't fight physically, and they'll look like even bigger pussies and lose if they run away. So instead they attack with words.

Sure, P2P is a good option for indies at first glance. No costly servers to maintain except the central authentication server (if there even is one). It comes with a pretty steep price as luck would have it. youtube.com/watch?v=n94RLfrUxQY

The reason that all this is possible is because each client is the master of it’s domain. You are a god of your own personal universe.
There is no checks and balances, there is no central authority, it’s just a complete security failure.

But… it saves bandwidth and cost! Right?

Guess what else saves bandwidth and cost, letting players host their own dedicated servers. As long as the server is coded properly unlike ARMA it's the best of both worlds.

(By the way, I was made invisible by spoofing my position to other clients before it was sent off (pre-packet) and shooting grenades out of my “gun”, with no limit on ammunition in that video… yeah)

Anti-cheat won't be cost effective, there's a lot of development time in creating an anti-cheat. Why not just get an outsourced anti-cheat? Nobody can protect a game as much as somebody with it’s source code, nobody can treat it with as much tender care as somebody who is personally invested in the outcome and once somebody beats an anti-cheat like Punkbuster, VAC, BattlEye, Hackshield (the list goes on) they have the ability to cheat in any game that uses that system. If there’s rampant cheats in other games using that same anti-cheat (BF3 or Modern Warfare anyone?), I personally would not use it. Obviously, both the anti-cheat and games are being attacked because they are super popular but that is precisely the point.

Security through obscurity throws off the lazy and stupid, and it will add one more layer of armor to your security for those who are not stupid. Production time for hacks and updates will increase and you may even stop some very smart yet very lazy people in their tracks (they exist, like me for example).

I was playing on PC. Forza Horizon 4. I don't pay for shit other than the game.
Fucking retard.

>Playing with public easily detectable hacks
Lol

Someone post the utensils falling down stairs picture. You know the one.

All hacks will get you banned eventually, public, paid or private. Doesn't matter.
Unless you're one of those autistic "legit" cheaters.

So it's just a desperate attempt to have power over others? Okay then.

The key is hacking but not to the point where it's obvious you're doing it. Yeah you'll still get caught eventually but it takes a lot longer

holy shit this post is fucking embarrassing, its like you've been here for a week and you're just parroting shit you've seen around here because its the popular opinion

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i member playing campaign on Hard Rain and a cheater was spawning tons of guns and whatnot was pretty funny

One of those autistic "legit" cheaters it is then. Have you considered not being poor and just getting a new account for a dollar every time you wanna cheat?

Nope. I don't play nigger faggot games so I've never been banned. I've been muted in Dota2 but that's it.
Been kicked from probably hundreds of custom wc3 games though back in the good old days.

Not a game or a ban really but when I was 12 my thread got locked on some Minecraft forum from 2010. It was just a single sentence introductory thread in a section of the forum dedicated to those types of threads, and it was the only one that was ever locked in that forum, even though it was basically the same as every other thread. Made me feel like shit. Found the forum again a week ago and called the mod who did it a cunt through a PM. I doubt they'll ever see it or visit the site again but it felt good.

>used to q up normal games in league
>barely ever get a 5 man always 4s and 3s
>typed nigger and nigerian every single time
>never banned
how have i never been reported

I understand being banned for saying nigger but nigga is just the black way of saying man. I got banned once for it though.

>buy game
>say word
>money stolen
i love diversity and inclusion! i'm so glad jews control what i'm allowed to say!

All chat bans are bad.
Moderating in-game chat shouldn‘t be a part of the dev‘s job in the first place. Devs should be focusing on improving gameplay instead of fucking around with their cyber police fantasy. The mute button exists for a good reason and If you can‘t handle some offensive language there‘s the mute button two clicks away.

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rocket league banned me for calling someone a mushbrain. I also got temp banned there for saying something along the lines of "it sends a powerful message that a downs kid like yourself managed to connect to the game lobby"

shits getting out of hand.

Why did you just rewrite the same comment but word it differently you autist?

lmao

Yep, unfortunately. its just the same with saying Niger in chat and everyone gets cuntsmashed into next week.

based

Banned on overwatch because I was playing Mcree
Team tried to force me to play 76. Had a pretty nice game as Mcree tho.

Didn't question it, just uninstalled the game and moved on.

Got permabanned from WoW for sharing my accounts with Chinks. Sent 'em an email saying I was in another country for vacation and got unbanned.

redundant quoting annoys me

>redundant quoting annoys me
why?

actually in that case, it was not redundant, it was flat out wrong. you should have quoted the entire thing. and even then, it would have been redundant. but only quoting "yelp" is just incorrectly quoting

Not from a game, but I got banned from 4kids forums for introducing this guy to the kids there back in 2009 or so.

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He's only quoting yelp to lay emphasis on the fact that it's an odd place to get banned from, not because it was needed for context.

user. You have people from Africa showing up at the US/Mexico border by the thousands.

>actually in that case, it was not redundant, it was flat out wrong. you should have quoted the entire thing. and even then, it would have been redundant. but only quoting "yelp" is just incorrectly quoting
but I quoted your entire post
I'm not anyone from the yelp exchange

Perma banned from a brand of jump servers in TF2, because I was an edgelord and had a meatspin spray 10 years back.
I did a ridiculous amount of rocket/sticky jumping in TF2, so it's good thing there were a ton of other servers.

Are custom sprays still a thing?
youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E

I truly wonder how I haven't been banned for anything, I did some retarded stuff.
>used anti-gravity hacks in vanilla WoW, would use them to float over the starting gate in battlegrounds and cap flags before the game even started
>literally submitted a ticket to GM's and claimed that I "couldn't stop floating away for no reason" and had them investigate my account, and watch me while I flew around
I was a fucking retard, how did I get away with that.

some other favourites from way back
>got assmad over being scammed in Runescape, ran 5 bots simultaneously for several weeks to earn my gold back (and then some), no punishments
>used an aimbot in TF2 a few times just for fun
>used wallhacks in TF2 while they were easy
>griefed and exploited constantly in TF2 (a favourite being an old exploit that allowed you to stay "Bonked" (invincible) and immovable indefinitely, and blocked enemy spawn doors for entire games)

based server

Sorta, but not really. They disabled them many years ago in official servers, mostly, you can only see sprays that you already have downloaded, ie from playing a game with the same guy on a custom server.
I see why they disabled them (potentially illegal shit being downloaded onto other players computers indefinitely (yes, sprays are kept until you uninstall the game)), but I miss them.

Got banned for 2 weeks in LoL. Got matched with a "yasuo main" who stole lane from me 3 matches in a row and proceeded to get absolutely raped every time. High elo league is hell.

In Germany they don't have any gore only confetti, it's rated E in Germany

imagine being casually racist in videogames

Damn that's mad gay.

I know that's why he did it. but in that case, he should either do
">got banned from yelp
how"
or
just ask "how do you get banned from yelp"
or something
">yelp
how"
doesnt make sense

I got banned in WoW for 3 days for calling Irish people Potato Niggers on tradechat

>aimbot on css
>get vac banned on tf2 instead

i hate valve fuck them

Try to read it as a verbal communication.

"I got banned from yelp"
"Yelp?! How?"

It might be redundant if you look at it purely as text and don't read into the tone they're trying to convey.

Maybe I'm wrong but I feel as if they uncensored Kraut TF2 a few years back, or at least added the option to
No idea if that extended to other games, or if things are still repressed for everything else.

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>Say nigger
>Get banned

Black man here. Good. I report any of you fucks who spout that racist shit and ALWAYS ends up with y'all getting banned. So damn good.

A lot of the time mute only stops voice, not text. And this was on a private server

same, ive done stupid shit before and gotten away with it, typically depends on if people bother to report you or not i guess
for example, i ran around with pic related in PvP on elsword for months, no one ever suspected a thing because i was legitimately good at the game on top of cheating, but anyone with a trained eye would have known from a mile away that something wasn't right
but they had no way to actually look at my stats and all of my mods were client sided, so to them it looked like they were still doing normal damage
there was also a hack that let you generate up to 2bil of the ingame currency in under an hour and it took them months to patch that too
the server economy never recovered, i still have a few alt accounts with bils on them that i abused the shit out of that on and never got banned

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Literally not possible. If you're banned in TF2 you're banned in CSS as well, they share bans between games that share source versions.

You got banned in HL2DM, CSS, TF2 and DoD:S, not "banned in TF2 instead of CSS"

HOW

Nigger

l4d2 even has a hvh scene, it's pretty funny.

An entire game? No.

But gather 'round, children, and let grandpa boomer tell you about getting banned from COD servers for being too good. Because that happened a lot.

Okay storytime's over, get out.

Nigger faggot

(You)

Do you understand?

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Permabanned in GTAV for abusing my right to defend myself against money throwers.

Found out a lot of those other that got loads of moneyz got unbanned but I was in the early waves and didn't get that lucky.

Kind of a relief knowing that the game turned into an even more jewish money pit of shark cards and gambling.

found in one of the generals

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politics obsessed retard

I was permabanned from Bungie's Fileshare system because I had a screenshot with a script in the description that would show the time, date, and your gamertag.

One of my friends was banned for having maps that were modded to include extra vehicles and weapons that shouldnt be on the map.

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>banned from saying certain words
I fucking hate modern society, what the fuck is this, 1930?

What game is that?
>10 warnings/prior punishments
I mean at that point it's pretty fair, honestly.

WarThunder. It attracts a lot of angry players for some reason

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>he's assmad because he can't find a place to say nigger.
In my experience, the only ones who need to say nigger are the ones getting shit on.

>can't insult people without using bannable words
I bait and ban kids 24/7 on rocket league

What the fuck are you doing boy?

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are you really bragging about having a large porn industry wtf

How do you get banned for that lmao. I used to "sell gf's" with alt accounts and never got banned.

>get banned for censoring nigger
good gravy

Not really. I just don't understand this whole "America is a puritan state" from forigners who only watch tabloid news articles about a couple of crazy soccer moms flipping about about a bare breast.

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based and redpilled
I got banned temporarily from wow once because a bunch of christ cucks got triggered

where'd you find overwatch cheats

Literally nothing about porn being a thing invalidates that view though. Porn is AO.

Violence is completely fine for kids, but a little cleavage and it suddenly has to be rated M.

My account got suspended on Roblox once, but it wasn't permanent.

good lord

>Violence is completely fine for kids
except it isn't because they've been censoring violence in children shows since school shootings became a pasttime.

I bet you don't remember how in the 90's Spiderman cartoon, everyone had lazer guns and Spiderman could only kick.
I bet you forget about the constant amount of anime brought over for kids to watch have all instances of blood removed. Hell, in general, kids cartoons before the late 90's even had blood in them.
I bet you'd have an aneurysm if I told you what they did to Elmer Fudd.

I was too good with a knife and would take out whole squads.
I got banned from tons of servers.
People were butt hurt that they had a gun and I had a knife and I'd gank out of nowhere and shit all over them.
I even got banned on the normal servers and had to get a new cd key just to keep playing.

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>remove blood
look, now there's no violence! *throws bad guy off building*

Rocket League is the worst about this. Their community is so soft and milquetoast. You can't talk shit at all without getting a ban. God forbid you miss a shot and type out a FUCK or something, you're outta there pal

*doesn't show the guy ever hitting the ground*
which is a form of censorship, that' they've been doing for decades. It's literally how Disney got away with killing off their villains for the longest.

3 permabanned accounts in assfaggots
I don't like when people talk shit

in LoL, if my team is losing i leave the match

Anywhere to read up more on abusing this on ARMA?

Same, but from a Resident Evil forum, and because i wasn't being a fanboy.

Impressive

Check the ARMA section on unknowncheats

I had some thot on a tf2 server try to get an admin to kick me for having Hitler in my name

based

I lost my OG xbox live account because I had the gull to ask for a refund on the broken piece of shit that was the Master Chief Collection. I’ll never purchase another Microsoft product willingly again.

once got perma banned on a gmod rp server for racism because i kept saying russian sounds like "fishy nishy vodka vodka" over voice chat. well that, and i bought a pistol and shot an admin in the back of the head.

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>I’ll never purchase another Microsoft product willingly again.

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>more like faggot nigger

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"kicked" isn't b&.

cry more beta faget

>WE

why were you banned over saying that?

WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT NIGGA I SWER TO GAWD MAN EGYPT MAN

all vidya should allow the use of gamer-words or we'll rise up

Pokémon GO because spoofed GPS location, but that is pretty much it.

because you didn't fight in gamergate now you lose your talking privileges when it makes some fat purple-haired dev rep uncomfortable

sounds like you were just respecting their culture

>2005
>World of Warcraft
>saw a black guy in Ironforge
>/yell Get to work nigger!
>banned the next day
>2018
>ask to be unbanned
>they said due to the severity of the infraction, can't be unbanned

funny thing was, it was all brits and 0 russians and the only reason i was caught is because some 10 year old said i was talking too much. the admin i shot didnt die because he had godmode on, but that was reported by someone who saw it later - making my 5 day ban a perma

Asylum from what? Fucking poverty? Mexico isn't a warzone, and illegal aliens aren't seeking asylum.

Background on these fags? Can't remember seeing their servers on the browser back in the day

fucking outskilled

test

I’m not telling Microsoft? I’m telling the thread about bans you retard.

Did you get that from some shitty meme site?

Origins was a good game, character was Egyptian not a nigger. Learn to read fags.

A bunch of straight-edge

Got banned from Modnation racers for cursing I still regret nothing.

Genuinely curious. Why?

I've been banned from dark souls over 150+ times over the course of 3 years across a dozen alt accounts.

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Kung Pow?

I got temp banned in D3 because I was a stupid neet at release and was one of the first whirlwind barbs to hit level cap, get hacked by some Korean and they were trying to get me on account sharing/selling or some shit, can't remember.
But I know this is a
>say word
>money stolen
thread so who cares about that.

It wasn't being moderated back then so it was always accepted by everyone
Fuck retarded millennials.

I once got banned from a TF2 server

There was this server and with friendly heavies, one of them was an admin.

I switched to spy, disguised as them and then, started killing people who would fall for my trap

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huge clan you used to see everywhere. notable because they usually had no swearing/no trash talk/no obscene sprays on their servers.
maybe they died out because game devs started enforcing their rules for them.

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I got banned from a HRP SS13 server for killing my target as a antagonist.

>they need to use slurs to get people mad in Rocket League

spamming quick chat makes many people mad just as easy and it's way more funny,you have better chances of them saying slurs back then making them banned cause of it

got a 3 day suspension in WoW for saying "stfu nigga"

not even kidding. Made me so mad that I quit.

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>GM's name
90% this is a tranny

I was MacroQuest dev back in the late 90s (Everquest cheat program), and had lots of fun with WoW (pic related) back in the day. It's surprising I've never gotten my ass banned.

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You're a fucking dipshit. For that to work, the server would have to have NO mod restrictions, and unless you're on a server with your buddies, no such thing exists.

t- Arma modder

I keep on getting banned from Discord servers because I keep on calling their admins pedos.

I insult people in British slang so only me and my friends get it. Don’t get banned as a result. Get to call people poofs and wog cunts and no one knows what the fuck I’m calling them.

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qt doggo

Used to hack in GTA V to give myself cash. I just purchased random shit so they couldn’t get me.

Why is Riot banning me if I am better than most shitters I played with?
Shouldn't they ban them for being a low skill fucks?

I got banned from PSN because I was pretending to be a Playstation employee, threatening to ban people on PS Home

Got banned from the original PSO on the Dreamcast for using gameshark codes while connected online.

Wasn't the brightest back when I was 13/14.

In a perfect world, they should get banned. But sadly companies care about what brings in the most money so they rather ban the one person for using some bad words while they can rake in the cash of the others who suck.

This is why women and children should never been allowed into the interentz.