Japanese game

>japanese game
>enemy's taunt line is "what a bore/what a pain"
Why can't ching chongs write good dialogue?

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I guess it can't be helped

muh honouru bullshit

Gay thread.

>western game
>"Oh for the love of..."
>"You can say that again"
>"Tell me about it"
>"Jesus Christ"
>"You've gotta be kidding me"

Talos Principle was great.
Please do not taint it.

>western game
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>I YIELD! I YIELD!

>I FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

name 5 with these exact lines

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>I YIELD! I YIELD!
>attacks you again a half second later

>human game
>people use mouths to speak
How unoriginal

Think of the image as the righterous slavic game attacking the depraved japshit and muttshit

>You've gotta be kidding me

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>has 1% health left
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

*never should of

I played Fallout 2 translated in my native language and it had pretty good enemy lines.
If you'd hit some one in the groin they'd say stuff like "Does this look like some cheap B-tier movie to you"

>We've got company!

>SHOULD HAVE

>AMAII
>SOKODA
>MUDADA
>OOOOOOOOOORAAAAAA
>SERYAAAAAAAAA

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>japanese game
>enemy's reaction to anything you do is scream "IYAAAAA!!! KONO HENTAIIIII!!!! BAKA ECCHII!!!!!!!"

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I always assumed cliche phrases in Jap, such as "it can't be helped," "this is unforgivable, "For great justice," "don't say such stupid things," or "X is "precious to me or someone I want to protect" sounds way more formal, meaningful and cooler in their language. When you read the direct translation of the lore for Fate franchise, although it's comprehensible to English readers, the wording, choice of words, and even how they structure their sentences to convey a particular message just sounds foreign.

>GETTING YOUR JOLLIES?

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Never should have come here!

>weston game
>"You don't have to tell me twice!"
>"But in the stone age..."

I think we are discussing different types of games here, user

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>just finished smacking the shit out of a giant monster
>some nearby random low level bandit

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Pisses the shit out of me.
>be a low level bandit with shitty hide armor
>see a demi-god in an armor made out of dragonbone, clutching a twohander almost as big as him
>NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

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Similarly it's a shame there's no good way of translating the different second person honorifics
Things like TEMEEEE become YOU BASTARD which doesn't have quite the same impact and doesn't fit as well into other sentences
Also MADA MADA becoming something awkward like NOT YET

>Get to the choppa!

This is why western games are superior.

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>jrpg subtitles
>"it can't be helped"

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>Shadows in Persona straight up run away from you if you're drastically over their level
I LOVE IT

>In for a spot of tea perhaps?
>HEY YOU WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A WHORE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU SLUT

Why can't britbongs and mutts make a game without resorting to MUH POLITICS

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nigger faggot

>HOL UP

>"Pizza Time"

>jap game
>character gives some huge grand speech about how they're gonna kick the villains ass and save the day
>all 16 party members say the characters name with a huge gasp and a pause
>16 lines of ... as the camera pans across every party members face

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They're masterworks all