Drink coffee ->play like a god

DUDE

>get withdrawls
>be agitated and unfocused
>satisfy your addiction
>return to baseline performance
Get help user, you can quit now.

>drink coffee
>30 minutes later take my morning shit
like clockwork

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>not drinking iced tea to stay caffeinated while keeping cool in the summer heat

>drink black coffee with no sugar
>everyone thinks I'm edgy
>dairy hurts my tummy and sugar hurts my teeth

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Take a 1 week detox and life will be much better
I'm in the process of slowly quitting nicotine, and life quality has drastically improved in just a month

the real reason to drink it honestly

>using drugs

DUDE STARBUCKS LMAO

WEED

what kind of rich trannie-friends do you have?
adding milk, or buying starbucks coffee for 10$ is a waste of money.
coffee has one purpose and that is to wake tou up in the mornings

>drink black coffee all day
>out and about
>want a coffee
>normally dont buy from fancy shops but ok just this one time
>one normal standard coffee please
>that will be £3.50
>u wot m8
>ok whatever
>cup is 90% foam
fuck you

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Can't have been a very fancy shop if that's what you got.

caffeine makes me too jittery and overall uncomfortable

>coffeefag gets cucked out of his money
holy goddamned based

I think it was a gay shop the owner had a pink shirt and there was s*y milk on the menu

> Coffee
> Foam

You're retarded, that's a cappuccino. I'm fucking sick of this stupid ass joke people repeat. Like when people tell you they cut Jalapenos and then touch their dick. No one fucking does that unless they're medically fucking braindead.

>posting this tired meme

£3.50 is a scam for a coffe anyways
I can buy a whole bag of coffee beans for that price, which will last me weeks

everybody who is a coffee drinker at an older age has gut issues. so it's not even about the caffeine or anything that makes it unhealthy.

Plant based milks are actually pretty common and mostly uncontroversial outside retard chambers like this one so I wouldn't be surprised.

no is a LAHTAY

Damn are you fucking telling me that brewing piss water at home is cheaper than the costs like rent and employee pay in addition to the fucking beans and whatnot of a coffee shop? I cannot believe it!

No, that's 10% foam. Anything more than half foam is a cappuccino.

Dumb fuck you think I'm stupid thats a monkey

and yet people are willing to pay for the commodity of someone else brewing the coffee for you
Jews have brainwashed us into throwing money away at something we don't need

Hoem-made brewed coffe is just as good as in a shop. You are paying for someone to put it in a cup for you and hand it you, takes 3 seconds it's not worth 10 tiems the cost of making a cup at home

Because sometimes, and this might shock you, people are outside doing shit and want coffee.

If you're at work and you don't work in an office, you may not be able to brew your own coffee.

must be nice living with your parents and leeching off their money.
anyone who knows how to manage money would not spend money on starbucks/kiosk coffee unless it was social

Yes, user. Only neets buy coffee in coffe shops. Holy shit how do you retards come up with this shit?

Yeah so what I'm not saying dont ever sell or buy coffee, I'm saying its bull shgit to charge so much for putting it in a cvup and handing it to you

that's only black coffee drinkers iirc
just another reason why cream + no sugar is king

Thats me in high school, caffeine before math test = 100%, no caffine = 60%

Youre delusional

Holy shit

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LMAO

the only coffee worth buying instead of making it yourself is mcdonaolds $1 coffee, and its the only thing worth buying on their menu

neets or kids with rich parents
pick your poison
I'm not delusional, how is it delusional to say that it's waste of money to buy starbucks coffee?

Or just people who like coffee and aren't currently at home. Do you have some kind of autism since you seem to think people have to be one way or the other?

I'm saying that people who choose to pay £3.5 for a cup of coffe which is actually worth 0.2£ if you make it yourself are actively wasting money
It's not that hard to understand

You cannot handle the power of water
I bet you fetch crummy pokemon creatures too, fag

Caffeine is not an equivalent of coke/heroine/meth/etc..

Try lime (natural) + chill water. Revives you without chemicals added

the real point here is that Starbucks is overroasted garbage and shouldn't be drunk at all

You said noone who knows how to manage money. Plenty if people buy coffee user. Its a very cheap and normal thing to do. If 1.5-3 euro expense is a lot to you then youre broke aa fuck. For anyone with any kind of even decent position in life its a choice with essentially no consequence or thought

It costs more to have stuff made in a shop. People to pay for one, while you (presumably) don't factor in your time committed when for brewing your coffee. It's more expensive for sure but you are childish and frankly pretty dumb if you think you've figured out something. People know exactly what they are buying and probably understand the situation much better than you.

It's like weed. It comes straight from a harmless plant with minimal processing yet one triggers losers here and the other only triggers retards.

My performance is best after exactly 1 beer and 1 whiskey

1 whiskey what? One bottle?

0,2cl

Making the arguement that it's rational to do something because other people do it isn't really a good arguement.
Yeah, alot of people chose to spend money on exclusive shampoos or ecological food products, but that doesn't make it worth doing it.
It takes me 2 minutes to brew coffee at home. I'm not going to pay a corporation to do it for me.
People like you are everything that's wrong with society

Love hot beverages, I don't feel hungry at all just by drinking them. Can anyone recommend any good tea or other hot drink?

you're a druggie

you're a sub 70 IQ druggie

buy starbucks coffee

Literally every consumable you buy is more expensive than if you make it yourself

Not an argument

>You said noone who knows how to manage money. Plenty if people buy coffee user.
yes, and that's why they're retards you idiot
>A similar 2016 GOBankingRates survey found that 69 percent of Americans had less than $1,000 in total savings and 34 percent had no savings at all.

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Caffeine is an addictive substance and coffee is a drug like any other, just milder than fucking opium or whatever. There is no scientific basis for distinguishing coffee from other drugs.

point proven

you're poor and a druggie and below me
stay mad

tfw 21 and got 40k
feelsgood

Black coffee is actually one of the more healthy breakfast drinks to have
So, based

Drinking more than one cup a day is a waste.
I wake up and have my one morning cup and shortly afterwards go outside on the porch to smoke a morning bowl from my bong.
Feelsgoodman!
Makes me pop heads on OW like no ones business.

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yikes

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But I fucked your mom

seething

cringe

YEAH BROOOO I DRINK FUCKING TEA DUDEEEE

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The problem is that you aren't drinking your water from a pail.

Water is not a stimulant dunkass

Ah, I love Yea Forums!
We managed to make 3 different heated arguments about coffee simultaneously

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coffee threads are comfy

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>likes black coffee
>doesn't ask for black coffee at the store
Bro, I like black coffee too, you have to learn to ask for what you want. People can't read your mind.

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Thank you! No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I call people out on this shit.

>unless it was social
How often do you think normal people are social?

>go to Starbucks because my sister loves their monthly frappes and smoothies
>no smell at all

That's what triggers me the most. There's nothing better than the scsnt of coffee before you're even close to a shop. Do they use extractors or something? Or is their coffee actually that diluted? Last time I drank one from that brand was several years ago and I had to put all kinds of sweetener so it could taste of something.

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user some people aren't as poor as you. 3$ is literally nothing. Also do you just walk around with your coffee maker and beans in a bag like some sort of retard?

>why, yes, I drink the first cup of the day together with the second cup of the day, how could you tell

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*dabs*

I worked at starbucks for a couple of months. the reason why the coffee itself tastes like garbage is because they let it burn and sit there for the entire day since its used for most of all the suger filled crap they serve you.
Also here are some not so pro tips cause they will nickel and dime you any chance they get.
1. Always say light on the ice
2. If you order a Cappucino tell them less foam
3. if its a latte tell them to make it half and half otherwise they'll put like 10% of coffee there the rest just being hot milk.
4. Dont go to starbucks its overpriced garbage.

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HIRE

Why do people consume this shit drug? Just drink water am I right lads?

>drink coffee
>spit it out because it tastes nasty
>drink water
>stays in because it's just fuckin water

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This mentality is why these corporations become so fucking big. Lots of "nothing" $3's from retards. It's not about how much it is comapred to how mauch you have, it's about how much it is worth.I don't care if I'm a millionaire, if someone is trying to charge me 3 bucks for soemthing that has a value of about 30cents they can go fuck themselves.

It's funny how Starbucks when from the hot spot for quality coffee to the McDonald's of caffeine.

That sounds fucking disgusting. I'd show my sister some actual good coffee shops but she's still young and she only buys the monthly frappes, which are also nothing but liquid sugar with flavor. I'd ask how the fuck did Starbucks become so popular but I long realized normalfags have terrible taste overall.

>4. Dont go to starbucks its overpriced garbage.
You should have started with that.

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rich people drink coffee all the time even Jeff Bezos

people who say its bad cus its a drug are retards

what a CRUMMY thread

COFFEE

water is all you need

/thread

>if someone is trying to charge me 3 bucks for soemthing that has a value of about 30cents they can go fuck themselves.

You do realize every single product has a value way cheaper than what it's sold for? Your smarphone surely costed just a couple dollars to produce yet it sells for hundreds, the only thing I agree should be disregarded is branding, as shit like Apple products or Starbucks are expensive as fuck just because of the brand.

that's because you're an addict who suffers from withdrawals that cause your performance to suffer when you don't get your caffeine fix.
i haven't drank anything but water and sometimes grapefruit juice or chocolate milk in years and im top 1% in every game i play that has a ranking system (mostly fps games)
get owned addict nigger

Don't be silly user, whens the last time you saw a nigger sipping coffee?

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i was using the term colloquially, i doubt he's actually black

I don't get the hate for Starbucks. It's pretty good though I don't drink it often. I normally drink Folgers at home and love that also.

Most of the hate for starbucks comes from people who've never tried it or either tried it once and had a bad experience.
Personally I love starbucks if you can get a good barista.
It's really not that expensive and only poorfags will complain about it.

Cancer researcher here. Coffee actually reduces your chances of liver cancer for some reason.

your preferred way of making coffee?

French pressed and triple filtered.

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Caffeine make you want to play games
Water makes you want to work out

Coffee doesn't do anything for me.
Soda does but only after like 2 cans.
I mostly throw back a 5 hour energy drink these days to stay alert at work.

Same but for beer and there's a slight chance it backfires and I can't play for shit.

>French Vanilla creamer
>Just enough sugar to take the edge off the bitterness
Too bad more than one cup a day gives me an upset stomach.

comparatively it's shit
once you try better coffee, it's hard to call starbucks good

hipsters are actually right about coffee

but you're not paying an extra $2.70 for the coffee, you're paying for the time saved of not having to make it yourself, or the convenience.
Some people just don't like doing things themselves.

I agree with you that the mentality is garbage though, especially if they really do have the time to do it themselves.

>Wake up
>30 mins later take my morning shit
What do you eat that you need to drink coffee to be able to shit

I think what you need is to eat a good breakfast instead. Energy drinks are death on a can.

I'd only drink them on an emergency, like when I stayed three whole nights awake to finish some art works I had pending before an art expo at my university, that along attending classes and work. That last day I drank a can of Monster and ate a chicken salad which allowed me to pull through the whole day, helping mounting the whole exposition and presenting my works. By the time it was over my legs were killing me. To the day I'm still surprised I survived that whole ordeal without fainting midday.

Coffee is a double-edged sword for me. On the one hand it makes me more alert and focused, so I notice more shit, and improves my reaction time. On the other hand it makes me too hyped up and I often make decisions too quickly without taking a second or two to reconsider and I end up making more mistakes than usual. But sometimes I'll make good decisions that I might have decided against. So generally I'd say that the positives outweigh the negatives.

yes. water only master race.
I do occassionally buy orange juice though

rich people do cocaine all the time too retard
just because they're rich doesn't mean their opinions hold any weight

Orange juice is the worst thing you can drink. It's just loaded with sugar and acidity. No bueno.

Drink both

I only buy juice with pulp though

not worse than soda, especially brown sodas which will stain the fuck out of your teeth, OJ at least has vitamin C

Why do I pee so much after one fucking cup?

Gee dude I don't know, one of life's greatest mysteries

Coffee is a diuretic. It basically flushes water out of your body.

coffee sucks, tea is better

I've drank coffee for most of my life. Just recently tried some tea for the last few weeks and god for some reason tea just kills my kidneys.

water id all ppl need

Ironically, McDonald's actually has pretty good coffee.

I am the other way around, I can't stand the taste of coffee and never drink it (even though it smells good).

I play best drunk.

I actually play better buzzed, I have more confidence I tend to be less hesitant to take risks and dont overthink things but its hard to stay in that sweet spot.

What the fuck nigger. Just brew a giant ass pot in the morning. Fill one of those big ass thermos and throw the thing in your car. You got fresh coffee, made how you like it, whenever you want it.

Orange juice mixed with carrot juice is top tier.

Yeah, I'm thinking caffeine is pretty based

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comfy

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Some people carry a gene where alcohol doesn't suppress the nervous system nearly as bad. You'll still get drunk but the process of getting there is different. Also if not drinking makes you feel worse then drinking, you either addicted or your diabetic

isn't that just called not being a manlet(under 6 feet)

what kind of coffee should I buy?
There's so many fucking brands on amazon

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>not water only
You disgust me

Dark roasted Arabica beans

for the longest time I skipped breakfast because I just never had an appetite in the morning (and also because I vomited every morning from anxiety), eventually I got over that and started eating breakfast and now I don't feel tired and sluggish all day. It's actually ridiculous how much of a difference eating in the morning makes, breakfast really is the most important meal of the day. Makes sense

>amazon
go to a local roaster and buy whatever is on sale and has a recent roasting date. Try out different varieties until you find a kind you like.

>Massive caffeine tolerance
>Get zero energy boost from coffee but still crash terribly
I don't understand how people in their 30's who drink coffee everyday still get energy from the caffeine, I was pretty much immune to the effects of it since I was 14

>coffee

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this or any other dark roast, columbian and brazilian bold is good too.

Just get the cheapest you can find. "connoisseurs" will try and convince you to get their special meme beans from the yemeni highlands but actually it all tastes like the same shit when you have a crap quality coffee maker. If you want actual patrician coffee you need to invest at least hundreds into a good industry-quality press.

Before I started drinking coffee regularly, my bowels were a shitshow, literally and figuratively. I’d shit like once a week, and it would practically fill up the bowl. It was awful.

Now I take regular shits.

Weed is for degenerates. Coffee is for productive people and hipsters.

t. snoy

Well, it is the first meal of the day, the one that gives you the energy to start. Even something light like a sandwich or toast makes a huge difference because the stomach needs those nutrients to kickstart your body. Myself if I don't eat breakfast, I end having nasty headaches for the rest of the day.

>stop drinking cofffee for a while
>lethargy overtakes me
>never want to do anything
>colors don't seem as bright
>never want to get out of bed and probably wouldn't if I didn't have to use the bathrooom
>start drinking coffee again
>feel as though life is worth living

caffiene is one hell of a drug. I wonder how fucked up I would be if I ever did a real hardcore drug lmao I would probably be on the street corner suckin dick for money in a week!

>he doesn't drink water from his trusty mate

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>drink coffee
>instantly feel more tired than if i ever took a sleeping pill
It's over for me bros. Save yourself before it happens to you too

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You should drink anmonia instead, OP.

light roast arabica beans, and grind yourself
it's a completely different (better) taste than what "coffee" brings to mind for msot people

ignore dark roast shills

You might have that gene which makes coffee calm you down instead of making you active

College and my job really fucked me up, I used to drink 5 to 10 cups of coffee everyday like a retard, thinking it wouldn't affect me.

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Does the height in which the coffee was cultivated actually affect anything at all?

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how do you do it. I drink ONE cup and I'm going to have antsy hands and heightened heart rate for the rest of the day.

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This is gonna sound bad, but the lighter my coffee, the more i enjoy it.

You can just start the day with saltwater or salty food and then just eat more sugar.
Assuming you are talking about feeling down and having light headaches/pressure inside your head.

drug tolerance

I drink coffee for the caffeine. Add enough sugar and it starts tasting like chocolate

>energy drinks are death in a can
Why?

>Wake up from not having eaten usually 10+ hours
>Somehow surprised that it's important to restock your body with energy from food after that
You might actually be retarded if that was a surprise to you.

>drink coffee
>fall asleep ten minutes later
Why am I like this? Unless I dump a ton of sugar into it I get tired and sleepy pretty fast.

because coffee is not a magical energy pill, caffeine merely supresses your nerves and body from feeling tiredness. you're still just as tired as you were before except you can't feel it because you've drugged yourself.

where in that post did anyone say they're surprised. it even ended with "Makes sense"
stop projecting your insecurities onto random Yea Forums posters lol

memers will never know this feel.

there's a pretty common gene, in like ~40% of people iirc, that causes caffeine to be broken down faster than normal and not get jitters or anything

and this

Nothing like my morning 200mg modafinil + 200mg caffeine pills.
If that ain't enough I pick up a benzedrex on the way to work and eat that.

Cawfee.

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>one cup of coffee
I feel great! life is great! I love you and everyone!
>two cups of coffee
Everyone is out to get me. There's someone watching me. FUCK YOU. Get the fuck away from me.

Anyone have a preferred way of making coffee?
My dumbass just throws some instant coffee into boiling water and calls it a day, but I've been meaning to try other ways for a while now

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Nah, makes perfect sense. Coffee by itself isn't that strong of a stimulant, but coffee + sugar takes you to the moon. It's legal cocaine.

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Okay nevermind, you're actually mentally disabled. Sorry.

>instant coffee
britbong?

almost any type of beans you buy, or even pre-ground beans are going to be better than instant

I have a coffee maker. What I do is buy the beans, then grind them with a grinder and put the ground beans in a filter and let this work its magic.

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I'm not a coffee guy per se, meaning I never ever buy coffee and don't own a machine but if a cup is offered, I take it. A friend of mine makes the craziest espresso. He uses one of those small steel kettle things with the stages. Tastes like really rich, dark yet creamy chocolate to me but to nobody else for some odd reason.

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What brand do you drink Yea Forums?
Do you buy whole bean?

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Brits are only allowed to drink coffee once they have finished their daily tea quota.

I prefer eating a edible and then taking some shots. Get crossfaded.

I liked French Press the best until I went to the doctor and found out my cholesterol shot through the roof.

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>drink coffee
>lose my patience and miss-click every other minute
>drink taurine
>play like a god
Something is wrong with me

These things are based

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>Get automated coffee maker
>Grounds got clogged into the tubing in the middle of the night
>Wake up to a half cm of coffee in the pot
>Have to boil water on the stove and pour it over the grounds for my coffee

Well, time to get a French Press like I should have done.

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I recognize that artist

don't worry
acceptable cholesterole values were more than double as high 40 years ago than today

Probably pointless posting, but this.

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DUDE TEA LMAO

>French press
Enjoy your bits and pieces at the bottom of the cup.

Whatevers on sale. Used to buy whole bean but got too annoying to grind and didn't notice much difference between pre-ground.

>don't drink the last sip

Boy that sure was hard.

We have a coffee maker and we just usually buy any kind of arabiga brand, but my prefered kind is Oaxaca coffee. One spoon per cup, sometimes a bit more since I like it charged and with cinnamon logs added, it gives it a really nice and sweet taste without taking out on the bitterness.

The only problem is that my mother likes it a bit more diluted so she only adds like 10 spoons per 12 cups, but is still fine.

French press coffee is too good to leave a sip.

French Pressed coffee are actually health hazardous
Trans-fats don't get filtered out like they do with filter coffee, you should consider switching
Although it's none of my business

is coke really that bad?
I mean can I drink like 1 glass and be ok?

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>bits and pieces
you're doing something very wrong if this happens.
either a non-existent filter, or grinding way too fine

unless you mean the sludge at bottom, it shouldn't be gritty though jesus

>ritalin
lol

what kind of coke?

but coffee is 99.99997% water

If your coffee isn't 100% water you should get better filters.

>coffee
fires me up for online, but once i play like an elite ass thrasher my excitement wears off and i start to go through the motions and play average or like shit. i cant sustain peak ass thrasher. im bored once ive slayed enough ass which is probably about 30 min worth.

>weed
cant play while im high because i just think about life all fucked up, but once i come down and all you have is the body high, then it's time for single player action.

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>not eating the grounds straight for maximum fuel

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My mother has been drinking coffee for 40 years and she doesn't understand that letting the kettle boil for any longer than is needed makes coffee taste like shit, it's infurating.

They contain lots of fiber, which is good for you.

I actually eat coffee beans when I run out of grounded coffee and I'm grinding them down.

Because energy drinks are nothing but huge amounts of sugar, caffeine and taurine in liquid form with shitty flavoring added, they do nothing but fuck up your heart and liver. Worst of all is that current gamer culture glorifies them so you now see a lot of people drinking several cans a day every day. You can bet your ass 95% of them don't even work up to compensate for all the trash they're injecting into their bodies to the point they might as well have diabetes in a couple of years.

>drink coffee or an energy drink
>dont feel anything

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>not grinding the beans with your teeth and then use them to brew coffee

Get on my level.

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you must be the most sleep-deprived human being in the history of epic gamers

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>take one sip
>intestines start sperging

>coffee
>ice

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>he doesn't take coffee suppositories for turbo focus

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Make run through twice and report back.

Serious question - are capsule coffee machines good?

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>suppositories
>he doesnt just enema the pot of coffee like a real gentleman

Just no
Think of that juicer meme, that's basically what they are

High fructose corn syrup is really bad for you. Take from that what you will; non-mexican coke has about 40g HFCS per can.

>drinking instant coffee

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Iced coffee is also a thing, and you can bet your ass they fill the cup with ice before pouring it with coffee.

Hell no. Coffee is shit and way too expensive. It was a stupid fad from like a decade ago yet some retards never figured it out and stuck with it.

>Drink coffee scolding hot
>Have nice lubed up turds
>Drink coffee at room temp or below
>Have explosive, painful diarrhea

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They need way too much setup for what they give. Nespresso capsules are also expensive as fuck just because of the brand when you can buy other brands at supermarkets for half the price. We have one machine at home but we stopped using it because it was too much of a hassle.

So what do you buy to quickly get good coffee?

>Take from that what you will; non-mexican coke has about 40g HFCS per can

That would be a good point regarding coke. As a mexican I didn't know how good we had it here until I heard the kind of trash they use to make coke in the US.

So, is the coffee cold? Do they add anything else? I'm kinda stumped I've never even heard of that in 31 years of being an idiot.

search up Aeropress
then use filter-malt coffee

takes me tops 3 mins to make my coffee

They're not even that much faster than standard drippers. Just get a drip coffee maker.

A fucking regular coffee maker of course. Way cheaper, lots of brands of different countries and you don't have to buy stupid overpriced meme capsules. Just put the coffee on the filter and let the coffee maker do its magic, doesn't take more than 15 minutes to brew 12 cups.

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can you actually just eat the grounds?

Get one of these. Takes like 4 minutes to make a fresh cup. Don't buy plastic, buy china.

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I don't really like the taste of coffee, but I keep some coffee beans at hand, so i do start feeling tired and I've got shit to do, I'll just eat the beans.

More concentrated taste sure, but it over and done with quicker.

>he doesn't lay on his back, on the floor, and then curl his ass over his head to brew his coffee between his buttcheeks only for it to drip straight into him for maximum energy efficiency

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got a keurig as a housewarming gift so I use it daily, no complains. I mostly use folgers 100% columbian, mc cafe premium roast and chock full of nuts midtown manhattan or 100% columbian.

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Usually cold coffee is half coffee and half milk with ice and extra flavoring added like vanilla, chocolate, caramel, you call it. Personally I love it during summer but don't expect it to taste the same as hot coffee at all.

>tfw only drink instant coffe cause im a poorfag

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Literally 5 euro and probably below 10 dolarioos.

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I went to cozumel with a tour group last Christmas and they served everyone a coke and a sandwich on the bus. I don't drink coke normally but I had heard about the difference and I tried it.

American coke a shit

you are 100% correct. but just look at the coping retards responding to your post, trying to justify their low IQ purchase anyway.

That shit isn't quick, it takes ages to brew but the coffee is damn good.

It takes like 5 minutes my guy.

what kind of gay virgins drinks tea anyway LOL

I was curious if there is something as quick and convenient as a capsule machine. It takes zero effort and less than 30 sec to make an espresso. Is the coffee that they make really that bad? I have nothing to compare to other than powdered instant coffee.

But is it actually cheaper? The fact they have to use lots of energy and some time to turn regular beans into granulated instant stuff has to make it a bit more expensive.

$17 for the cheapest drip machine on Amazon can't be that big of an expense, can it? Filters are dirt cheap and as mentioned before, I dunno if beans or pre-ground is cheaper than instant.

Coffee machines are needlessly expensive for essentially the same shit you'd get by just using instead.

Capsule machines are only good if you want to add gay supplements to your coffee, like foam, chocolate or other flavors or are exceedingly lazy.

I have a list of roasters I like who consistently have good coffee. Look for popular single origin coffee and find out which ones you like.

they are overpriced for what they are. The premade cups are almost always instant dehydrated coffee which you can get far cheaper by itself. You can get little filter baskets to use real ground coffee with but from my experience it is always under expelled and taste s like ass.

peoples guts are fucking weird, i literally have no idea why this would happen...ever....to anyone...

>start to drink coffee for first time
>make a poop afterwards regularly

>drink coffee regularly now
>dont have to poop

>drink starbucks flavored coffee of any sort with oils and creams and all that shit
>give birth to baby demon through my asshole like i just ate at mc donalds

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Look at it this way: if you only ever had McDonalds cheeseburgers in your life and you decide to get one made by an actual chef, you couldn't go back to the former.

Stick with what you're doing unless you have a problem with it. Never change a running system.

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bro, how much is instant coffee?

i bet this florida brand im toasting to, cost the same if not slightly more and it tastes FUCKING AMAZING

My grandma used to call anything but hot coffee "café maricón" (faggot coffee) because only faggots drink it like that and it ruins your asshole later.

Is not bad per se but Nescafe has this whole marketing stunt where they sell you all these kinds of different flavors per pack when they taste almost exactly the same.

They're simply way too overpriced, you may think that Nespresso machines are actually very cheap but when you see the prices the capsules sell for, you'll quickly regret the decision, especially when their expressos are nothing but concentrated coffee on smaller amounts.

I used to have a Senseo machine with one of those filter baskets. Worked pretty well.

bro your grandma seems pretty bad ass

But they dont do that if you drink redbull, cheap ones do have some bad shit though.
Energy drinks literally have less caffeine than a cup of coffee

What was your venerable elder's opinion on milk/cream and sugar?

You're fucking up. Cannabis takes 45 minutes to an hour before it improves your performance, so you're supposed to take it first then drink the coffee half an hour later.

Given that she's Latina or Spanish, I assume a "Cafe con Leche" is fine as long as it's not cold.

Either black or 1/2 coffee 1/2 condensed milk because it's a regional tradition.

Caffeine can cause some constipation iirc. The shit you have at home probably has more in it per volume than the coffee you get at Starbucks due to it being watered down with other things added too it.

le pepe meme face

Seconded.

Condensed milk is so good on coffee, it leaves it very creamy. I'm also a fan of these Coffee Mate flavored creams like Irish Cream or Hazelnut, just a quarter of that or even less with no other sweetener leaves a very nice flavor.

Sugar is not a Drug though

prolly lots of meat and bread, typical burger diet, should eat more broccoli

way cool dude!

>he doesn't stand on the starbucks counter and goatsee while the barista punches a venti black right up in there

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This is the best way to get your coffee right here.

>goatse
Posting this image has never felt so appropriate.

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I got one of these machines for free, they're not bad unless you're a coffee snob. Shit is overpriced though.

>drinking the caffeinated jew
Enjoy being money throwing slaves to the zog machine

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>can't handle the brew
You have reached peak faggotry.

>he didn't build a multi billion dollar company for the sole purpose of accumulating the funds to retire early to live in south america where he has ranches and villas scattered across peru and colombia where he has local pigmes and indigenous people shovel the purest of coffee bean into his surgically enhanced rectal cavity that has surgically implanted teeth that chew and grind the coffee whenever he flexes his buttcheeks only to have industrialized heated water poured into his butt to wash it all down, all in a valiant effort to harness every nuance of nutritional energy from coffee

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This is an 18+ website. Go back to drink Nesquik.

That would be tea. Coffee bro’s are the best.

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this is comment chain is absolutely based

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To fully enjoy coffee that way you'd need to have taste buds implanted in your rectum. But then you'd have taste buds in your rectum.

PATRICIAN

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Buying different beans and trying new blends is a surprisingly fun and tasty hobby. I’d recommend you guys give it a try.

It's all about efficiency and energy transfer. Taste is tertiary.

I grow my own coffee beans. I don’t go to starbucks.

Have you ever combined different beans to make your own blend? I haven't but now I really, really want to do it.

you're such a faggot
you should set up a caffeine-lab in your basement and synthesize it yourself

>not owning your own plantation
That would make you a small-minded cheapskate.
Nice try, Herschel.

M8 a perfectly fine drip machine is like $30, filter go for $3 for 100, and ground coffe is like $5. Shit pays for itself in like 2 months and unless you have a complicated machine they last forever.

No, you dumb cocksmoker, you need a remote plantation full of orange skinned midgets churning the coffee for you.

>Not wanting to be a goy who is profitable to the kikes = underage

Based JIDF

Yeah I have. Sometimes I get something not great but other times you get a good blend. Also great for bringing for a dinner party to share and use as a talking point.

>>/pol/
You are allowed to stop now, you insufferable tween.

>he didn't sneak into the Large Hydron Collider facility and dump coffee grounds in and stuck his ass in last minute for near-speed-of-light caffeine injection for instant wormhole energy

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No matter what, there will always be a berg getting rich off of you. Don’t buy anything at all. Hell, don’t even use/get cash.

I have. It takes a lot of practice to do it well. I haven't had much success.

>churning the coffee
wut

Just got this shit for 5 leafs off amazon, thought it would be expired but nope
It's pretty nice

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The fat molecules in the coffe clump together and you end up with coffee butter and buttercoffee

>not drinking pokemon creatures

Exactly, now shut the fuck up.

Is this the final boss of coffee?

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It's pre-ground. So no.

No
see this also you shouldn't buy coffee brands, but rather find a store that sells a variety of beans directly bought from the distributor

>using the internet
>posting on Yea Forums
You're already part of the machine

I struggle to believe even the cheapest coffee machines could be less costly than literally just a steel kettle that will never break.
>You have to buy filters for coffee machines
Didn't even know that.

I hate third-wave coffee. Second-wave and original coffee was so much better

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>3rd wave coffee
Fucking what?

Here you go

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I unironically chug a Mountain Dew Kickstart before I hit the arcade. 1ccs coming outta my ass.

I see, I just didn’t know there was a name for the bugman gentrification of coffee drinking. Coffee diners filled with blue collar guys and cops are always better than the artisanalveganorganicfairtradespecialbrew coffee houses.

The coffee isn't. The atmosphere can be, though.

Tea is for faggots from reddit.

BASED

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based

kek
cringe tripfag but based name

Sugar isn't a stimulant though.

>he says while posting on Yea Forums
Stop being retarded, and blaming all of your problems on an ethno-religious group living rent free inside of your paranoid head.

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>0.05 shekels have been deposited into your account
Keep up the good work.

Give me proof of this so-called, supposed Zionist cabal. The burden of proof is on you. You're as delusional as minorities claiming the "white man be keeping us down, yo."

How can you say that? Unless you're about to approach it from a semanticfaggot angle?

Very finicky to not burn. been using these for years now.
I find the perfect serving size for me is the 3-cup version. But that also seems to be the one that takes the longest to brew (even longer than the 6-cup), and most likely to burn the flavor.

It took a long time, but I finally got my answer to make it perfectly every time with the 3-cup on electric stove.
Use medium heat. Wait and watch pot, as soon as coffee beings pouring turn stove off, but leave pot on stove. once coffee reaches about halfway full (on Bialetti pots, this is exactly where the base of the pouring spout is, so go by that) take it off the stove and wait for it to stop slowly. If you intend to divide the pot between people, stir before pouring out portions.
This doesn't make a full pot, but what is left behind is the most bitter and burnt of the brew.
Unfortunately this process is still trouble for me, because I too often have people nagging me or other distractions that leaves me not turning the heat off at the right time. It seems being just a little late makes the brew burnt-tasting.

Over the years, I've lost my romanticism for this old-style pot and have gone back to relying on aeropress. It's just faster, fool-proof, and paper-filtered for smoother taste. Also it's not made of aluminum so it doesn't need to be seasoned whenever I happen to not use it for 2 days.

Easy. First look into Boas and his joke of a science, then you may look into the bullshit caused by Freud more like Fraud lmao and his puppets, then grab a fucking copy of Culture of Critique and stop being an illiterate nigger whose only source of knowledge is a vidya image board.
Faggot.

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I think it's overpriced for what it is, but then again I also only drink black coffee or espresso, so to each their own

get a light roast, and, if you can, grind your own beans
"bitter, strong" coffee was invented by advertising companies as an excuse to burn all their beans to a crisp to create a consistent (shit) flavor

The hate against dark roast is just as artificial as the marketing that propped it up in the first place. Dark roast isn't your enemy in the fight against brainwashed idiots brewing bitter garbage and commending themselves for being tough enough to drink it black.

Dark, Medium, Light. It's all good as long as you control your brewing to make the coffee delicious and not bitter.
And I wouldn't use light in a moka pot, which was previously suggested ITT.

i'm about to try cayenne pepper in hot black coffee. good idea?

Well the pepper is gonna make you sensitive to heat, and the coffee is gonna be hot; so you've got yourself a nice cup of "I don't fucking want this anymore."

>

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>"just you wait user when you hit XX age you'll balloon up you won't be that thin forever!!"

>drink black coffee
>eat like once a day from suppressed appetite

Yeah okay, fatty.

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redpill me about milk
I am lifting and drinking a lot of it (whole)

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>tfw I have just been drinking instant coffee all my life
what I am missing?

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Just missing out on good tasting coffee... If you enjoy your brand of instant coffee, then that probably tastes good enough for you. Making it better isn't really gonna change your world.
It's a nice hobby though. Try it out if you're looking for a new avenue to put effort and passion into, it's rewarding. Finally getting everything right and doing it yourself is half of what makes the flavor so enjoyable.

You can’t /thread your own post retard

Yeah you can.

^ this

>not drinking turmeric with black pepper to get your energy shot
lmaoing@your life

They want to blame their age instead of poor self control.

Who makes the best iced coffee?

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me

>burns hotter than the fires of Hell

what a dumb thread

Use soda instead of coffee, it's more effective

try drinking water for more than one day. you'll go through caffine withdrawl and be better for it.

that said wtf stop drink water? like shit brother drink beer smoke weed fuck thots watch anime desu~

>drinking bean juice

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Get addicted fucc boi