This guy bumps into you on the street and swiftly apologizes then walks away

This guy bumps into you on the street and swiftly apologizes then walks away

What do you do?

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Chicken nugget h aha xDDDD

I feel like I should just let him walk by, but something about him just makes me want to sneer and demand a more humbling apology.

OI MATE

Give his wallet back

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HEY YOU

call a few of my mates and go beat him up, can't let a fuckwit like him just think he can bump into people as he pleases

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Tell him Yakuza members don't walk around in clothes like that.

Have you played the game

I try to pull a scam on him about my shoulder getting hurt.

feel obliged to start a fight despite knowing i wont win

OI CHOTTO MATTE

DAME DA NE

Swing at him, feel like an idiot when he dodges it easily, and go cry to my apathetic wagie M Store employee gf who is selling her panties on the side

I surround him along with my friends but never attack him. We keep our distance and pose no threat whatsoever and simply wait for him to defeat us with a QTE cutscene takedown. We repeat this process 10,000 times.

lol I love majima he's just so RANDOM

KIRYUUUU CHAAANNNN rotfl

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Give him the bbc from america

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confront him and become part of a substory of autism

Steal his virginity

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Do the Hustle

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I really appreciate this black dude always posting games with just his hand in the frame. Truly a nigga just pissing off people. I tip my fedora to you black man.

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Look at me, I'm incapable of enjoying things

fpbp

Angrily express how he broke my watch, and now owes me thousands

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Thanks. I will never play this series again now.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, OLD MAN?!

Get my skull caved in with a bicycle.

ask him to play slot cars with me

This is the only correct answer.

lurk

Stealing is bad

So if Majima never met Nishitani would he just be an angry edgelord instead of a wacky edgelord

I like how "black man plays video games" is somehow a meme here.

a bit odd from my perspective considering how much i engage in console shitposting myself and am black.

>angry edgelord
Isn't that just Majima from 3 an onwards?

Say loudly:
OI, TEMME!

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man how come western games can never be this funny

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Chotto anta.

Dilate

Based

You know this cant be forgiven

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DAME WO

Where's 5?

Hug him and whisper "ganbare kyodai" in his ear.

underrated post

No physical English edition, I think.

Alright, makes sense, thanks.

should i wait for the inevitable yakuza3 pc port or emulate?

when did Majima become comic relief?

>fucks over his buddy
>degrades himself for some monkey
>too much of a pussy to kill some cute girl when even the cute girl wants people dead
0 Majima was a huge faggot

Hope you buy and enjoy Judgment user

Bought that day 1 of course. My new image.

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This seems like a good place to ask, how playable and understandable is Ishin with a guide for an EOP that hasn't played Kenzan?