Korea Time: Artosis Nightmare edition

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I fixed it for that one user who keeps asking

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The Aeon of Strife

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OH SHIT I ALMOST MISS-oh it's just PvP. Whatever. I'll go buy dinner.

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I also did this but I'm not totally sold on it

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>all toss
>no Mini so we won't have any hilariously bad shuttle plays to watch

At least we'll probably get some retarded Reaver Scarabs

>all pvp
at least 2 toss will be eliminated

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was gonna have this be pvz at first but then i remembered it was an all protoss group

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prepare for drobe genocide

Looking at the bright side.

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favourites of each race
>Mini
>Leta
>Larva
simple as

The only worthwhile thing that's going to happen today.

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Just a friendly reminder to do some cardio / yoga this weekend lads

It's not all about muscle

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I did jog down to the lake earlier this weekend.
I was gonna go for a run this friday as well, started actually, but I stopped really early on because I wasn't feeling it.
Had some slight discomfort with my back the later part of this week so I've been less eager to go out running though.

Did amatuer yoga on friday instead. Think I might do some more today.

Here was Afreeca's tribute

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Took off work today, I'm starting to genuinely feel like I cant continue at my current place of work. Am I a pussy or is it normal to feel this way after so long? I just cant stop feeling tired...
Regardless, I'm excited for Korea Time here at 4 AM with fellow Anons.

Sounds like depression or a shitty work environment user.

It's normal but most people just put up with it until they die

Probably the latter, the coworkers who are my age seem to hate me, because they treat me like a fucking idiot. At least the old dudes like me...

This would greatly benefit from removing all the t. stuff

S t a r g i r l

alright lads time for Bets, who's gonna make it trough and who's gonna cry
putting money on Rain is a no brainer, but who will get second place

I'm hoping for Stork.

I've experienced that well. Try taking a vacation, or like you said finding somewhere else to work, if you can.

>InControl dies
>now have to cast a group of 4 protoss
Damn, this must be the worst week of Artosis' life.

kek

Should I just straight up ask for a vacation? Just like that? I've never really asked for one before and I don't want yo anget my boss, I really need this in my resume.

>Someone picked Best 1st
Lel

>song racism
Tasteless the Racist strikes again.

I think it's 50/50 either Artosis's theory or Larva trolling

so it was a blood clot that did incontrol in?

fucking hell. live hench, die young.

don't forget to go for a walk lads.

Larva often predicts upsets.

its larva trolling

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Calling it now, we're gonna see DT wars in at least one match.

Smugtoss Boys

rock paper scissors the matchup

Obviously don't just say "Can I have a vacation from tomorrow?", just say "I've got some travel/whatever planned, can I have X weeks off from DATE?". Where DATE is at least a few weeks in advance.

And Rain is so good he can beat rock with scissors.

>Rain plays on a tiny screen
AUTISM BEATS ALL

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Bros why are we red/blue now in the asl as well?

>Rain spends most of his time thinking about Starcraft not playing it
Damn, this nigga is ascending to a new mental level

okay. Thank you user.

mirror match propably

I think they started doing it for mirror matchups. I wish we could just have our brown vs. yellow protoss kino.

PvP ruins everything

FOUR ROBO

Snow channeling mini

F for hungryboi

They were doing it the other night for other mirror matchups too.

Because Brown v Yellow.

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Rain is literally a fucking galaxy brain.

SCOUT

Rain? More like Rainman

Just a coincidence.
Last week they had different colors.

SCOUTS

rain, more like (big) brain

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you posted what i wanted to post literally 5 seconds before i hit post

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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

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>Try all these intricate micro with Reavers & Shuttles
>Your opponent just masses Dragoons and wins

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mmmmm drobes

HOLY SHIT HUNGRY BOYS
IT'S A FUCKING FEAST

HOLY SHIT

all them hongry caterpillars

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Snow is going through his Mini phase

Snow is hungry as fuck this game.

>Rain at 230 APM

This nigga is literally resting

>reaverman vs gatewayman
Why did reaverman ever even bother trying?

MMMMMMM DROOOOBES

so this is PvP....

Great game so far.

storm doesn't hit buildings right?

MOM STOP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE MATCHUP

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correct.

MOOOOOM I DON'T WANNA CAST PVP!

lmao templars just delete reavers from the game

Seven shuttles.
SEVEN

This game is fucking screenshot city.

Mmm reabers

>Just tuned in
>Pit of my stomach drops as I remember it's PvPvP

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I bet Lilsusie was cumming like crazy over that game

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It should be noted Brood War never had this problem, but for some reason in Remastered they couldn't be bothered to make sure that team colors were properly contrasting.

PvP is the most interesting mirror matchup. Id take anything over 40 minutes of tanks sieging, fireing and unsieging.

This makes my lilsusie become the bigsusie

FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I MISS BROS

>Lilsusie
what happened to her?

>playing on the intended resolution instead of stretching it out
What's the problem?

She got BIG and I think she's a mom now or something. She married an actual living reaver.

died in carcrash with day9

Mass shuttle reaver

4 robos mass reaver

>last week the fat guy died
>this week the panda died

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>tfw no Rain brand monitor which is perfectly sized only for starcraft

>40 min of Tastosis commentary
comfy

Scouts WILL show up tonight, just wait!

>corsairs beat scouts
please tell me this is not true

its not stretched, you see more

Day9 is next

A FUCK ton of hungry hungry lads.

Sorry but you're wrong, TvT is better than PvP. I don't actually mind PvP that much, I just dislike nothing but it.

It's all in the numbers.

It's going to be tasteless.

YELLOW VS GREEN WAS FINE, GO BACK, REEEEE

>rutger hauer died too

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I think she did heroes of teh storm and shes fat as fuck

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She loves reavers so much that she became one

god, I wish I saw it

>get tastosis for this series instead of the one last week. When it was way more interesting.

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Oh shit people are saying that Bisu is back August 11

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You know how near the end of eastern roman empire people were panicking as more and more bad shit happened. I think we are there, we have random bad shit happen because fate wants us to collapse

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>VA for minnie mouse is dead

Fuck yeah hope he's practiced.

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love rock paper scissors

Caped?

CAPED

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Jesus, Stork lmao

OUTPLAYED

Anti-climactic as fuck

I'm glad to be watching Korea Time today
You lads even make PvP enjoyable

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>9 more pvps
ugh

SHISHUUUUUUUN

KAGESHIMUNAAAAAAH

TITTY SAMBOOOOO

Who thought it was a good idea to put 4 fookin protoss in same group...

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At least we got QT Scott and Fat Flirt

2 protoss get eliminated no matter what!

Id rather have them for this match. There is nothing to cast on so having them awkwardly interact would be the main act.

Last. He was the one that made it all Protoss.

Am I completely insane for actually enjoying every matchup in the game?

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the same madman who made 5 hours of tvts

Heat is keeping me at a 3 today

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Real scumbag hours

I know that feel. Weather forecasts are such bullshit. They said this shit would've been over 3 days ago.

I think I like every matchup.
I guess I'm a bit eh on zvz.

>So many years of Protoss has really left you morally bankrupt

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SCUMBAG PROTOSS MATCHUP

Best the scumbag dragon

Rofl, FatControl literally just died.

the burning of alexandria is putting me at 8

Mine.

what's the longest zvz from Starleague?

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based

>heat was suposed to be over 3 days ago
>its still insanely hot.
at least now its windy. But its like a heater is blowing against you

Damn

>this is way God intended protoss to be played

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Bad month overall, so it's an 8.

Her tits got massive though.

WTF RAIN
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS

based goon pathing

holy shit

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A tiny prison, just for a dragoon.

american culture corrupts

Rain is an actual fucking PvP god. No one has ever been this good at a mirror matchup.

Where are you on the dong chart right now?

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reddy 2 die

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doesn't count when you're a fucking lardass

Reminder to stay hydrated

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clips.twitch.tv/BitterZanyYakStoneLightning

>Do You Feel In Charge?

water confirmed esports drink

Nice prison faggot

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>turning mysterious dragoon AI against your opponent

amazing

Very Cutesy UwU

this isn't news

tummy ache. But then its in my balls

hold on to the light user

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With Bisu coming back next month will we be lucky enough to get at least one more starleague match between them before the Dong retires from burned wrists?

I'm glad our weather here is getting cooler soon

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Wholesome

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Hydrating away

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I fucking hate gooks.

wtf rude

>actually not red vs. blue
Finally. White protoss is kino.

So what's going to happen when soulkey drops out? Does his spot go to the third place player in his group (flash) or will there be another round where the third place players in all the groups can fight for a spot?

B-but Flash is a gook!

They're just gonna give it to Bisu.

WHOOOOAAAAAA

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TWO fucking blueball duds

rip duds

A DUD???

Based.

Aye, but at what cost?

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>round where the third place players in all the groups can fight for a spot
thats what they did last time

Why is Soulkey dropping out?

mandatory military service

army

He's joining BTS.

>Making him drop out mid-tournament

How inconsiderate.

Jesus christ, Rain.

>Slugfest PvP

I get it Tasteless.

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You could almost say, it's raining blood.

>lose all your rebers
>win anyway

>comes back from buying dinner
>rain is winning
Huge shock

It's not "normal", but it's essentially common these days.

Either you find a job that doesn't make you feel like becoming an hero or learn a skill so you can become your own boss.

I was right there with you. From 19-21 I worked at a machine shop and while it was fun I began to have serious urges to just throw myself into the machinery. Eventually it just became too much and I got fired. Probably depression + shitty job, and they weren't helping each other.

Rain's fucking ridiculous.

God, I fucking hate Rain. It's 10x worse because all these shits never beat him.

S t a r g i r l

Yo what did I miss and is there more left?

6 more games

how good is stargirl at starcraft?
is she better than tasteless?

Rain winning every single game including one with Snow dropping hordes of reavers on him. Still the last 2 sets left.

how do i become big brain like rain?

Play in a tiny window.

play protoss

I hope Stork gets through, but Best is looking good today. Would be nice to have at least one of the 6 dragons go through.

Eat your veggies and brush your teeth

Stop practicing by playing the game and instead spend time just thinking about Starcraft instead.

fuck i'm too tired, been awake for 24+ hours and I can barely keep my eyes open
I'mma pass out and watch the rest later

weakling

Have sex with Rain and steal his mojo

MMMMMMMMMM

D r o b e s

Tasteless' Angels

>tasteless is playing starcraft again
HE'S BACK BOYS

Tasteless is healed! He has no excuses any more!

Good to see him back in the game :3

Based Artosis telling everyone how shit they are.

I don't know anything about charlie's angels, I think I got the right pic

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>snow

Woo go Stork!

>Snow

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>tastless wants blue and red only
>artosis like the variety
arty is truly /ourguy/

Fuck you Tasteless red and blue is boring as fuck!

Stop changing colours.

The main thing I want is for the colors to stay consistent throughout a set.

I've always really liked white on all the races. Used to be torture way back in the dirt quality streams when there'd be like brown vs red in zvz

Blue is objectively the best color.

>white terran on snow maps

White looks godlike on protoss and zerg, but it still looks decent on terran.

>braxis tileset
ding dong bannu

DARK GREEN CHADS WW@

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

orange, brown, purple - zerg colors
white, yellow - protoss colors
red, teal, blue - terran colors
this is right

>forgetting whiteout

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Best colors,
>Protoss: Teal, White
>Zerg: Purple, Orange
>Terran: Red, Blue

>dud on a direct hit

thank God there's barely any delay between games. Get this Protoss day over with quickly.

also go stork!

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>every game is decided by 5 seconds of reaver micro
such a fun matchup

>White vs teal Protoss
>literally the two best protoss colors
>change them to red and blue
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What's the point of the neutral assimilators?

Tasteless bullying Artosis into giving him his water.

unironicaly best asl map

fucking scarabs

they are gender neutral, sponsored by netflix

Not very hungry reaver

assimilators are smaller than geysers so if they're both up units can get through, if one is up probes and zealots can get through, if they're both down nothing can get through except a ghost

duds for days

You can destroy them to block movement.

if both are up dragoons and zealots can pass, if one is destroyed only zealots can pass, if both are down its a full block

That's pretty smart map design, thanks.

can you re-open the passage if you build the assimilators again?

Oops.

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The absolute fucking destroyed homeworld of Stork holy shit

stork nooo

RIP storkfu ;_;

>ghosts can phase through otherwise tight walls
good lore

fucking rip stork

What the fuck Stork? Goddammit. Well, I hope Best moves on at least.

I suppose, but no one would spend the minerals on that. there's a bunch of stacked temples in the middle that you can destroy and move through there instead

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Stork the ultra retard. You had the advantage. You had everything.

MMMMMMMMMM DRABOONGS

>stork

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STRETCH AND HYDRATE

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did you mean dilate and hydrate

Do you think reforged is going to revitalize some competitive wc3

Thanks for looking out for us user.
Listen to him and move around guys. Don't end up like geoff.

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>
>tfw no Nada bf

Initially yes of course it will, why wouldn't it? Blizzard will put money into the scene. If the game stays alive depends how well of a job they do rebalancing it, so probably not very good odds.

Pro gamers only cares about money nowadays so if there's a lot of money, sure. Some pro gamers just retire instead and stream for ez money

A man can dream

Scarabcraft!

Isnt it sort of odd how we’re getting so many RTS remasters lately? AoE, CnC, SC1, Wc3. Are these companies dipping their toe in to see if theres any real demand or something? Or do you think only remasters have a budget small enough to justifying appealing to the rts fanbase?

cheeky yellow probe

That Scarabcraft league sign is perfect to post whenever reavers come out in an ASL game.

brood war chads discussing the latest ASL

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small budget and established track record probably

Is that worth watching?

A bit of both plus creativity being generally dead and companies scrambling to rehash old ips.

yes

Not odd at all. Smart companies understand it's a good idea to cater to their fans.

Me in the middle

In Blizzard's case they know it's a 100% guaranteed return on any of their old IP's being re-released.

>dt and high templar against protoss
the absolute madman

me on the 2nd to left

>eyeless muscular men
those girls are gonna get NTR gangbanged right

>Snow
lel

What the fuck is happening in this game?

except blizzard is stupid enough to tell their loyal fans that bought tickets to be marketed at that they were gonna be put aside for cheng his money

DARCHON MENTIONED

nope, those girls are the doms user

Probe spinning.

What's with that probe?

He's just having fun.

training to be a missile turret

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY

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True but I said smart companies. Blizzard are retarded and haven't been good for a long time

dishonesty is reaching critical levels

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WEW those probes

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PROBOCOPTER

screaming in the back ground?

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Probe party!

Lmao if Best's economy actually suffers because his dumbass probes are stuck spinning holy shit

RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY

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DISCO PROBES

there's going to be 20 probes stuck behind that robo by the end of the game

but they make reforged

Those probes are having a good time!

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Need a gif of those probes

make gif

>Thinking they're doing a good job of it

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Alright lazybones, partys over, back to work.

what happened to lumposter

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Shut the fuck up.

Fear the snow

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Best you fucking retard. Nice throw

Why the hell didn't he deny the bottom left base?

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Yeah Best, just do absolutely literally nothing about the bottom left base. I'm sure it won't come back to hurt yo-oh wait you lost.

Look at them go!

someone needs to make an edit where the robo flies away with the probecopter

Six probes dancing
Not getting gas
Six silly probes dancing
Not doing their jobs

BASED

FASTER

CUM ON BEST KILL SUM FOKHIN GOONS

editing video like that is far beyond me, sorry

Based
youtube.com/watch?v=RjzGPpM76fQ

these duds are fucking KILLING me man

The biggest dud that ever dudded

aaaaaaaa dud

Goddamn, Snow's scarab luck has been so bad today

STOP FUCKING DUDDING

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ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE

fucking rip best, what a choke

What the fuck was that? Is Best channeling his inner Mini?

Post it

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What the fuck is Best doing tonight?

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Whyyyyy

this was retarded

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Snow's elevator shit is fucking embarrassing.

[ ]Not dive 2 shuttles into a group of dragoons
[x]Channel Mini

Anyone play the beta of iron harvest? Is that game worth paying attention to at all?

>noob[9]
wake me up when a pro tells me not to build scouts

Remember kids: forget the elevator, take the stairs

>Haha I bet Snow would never take the bottom left base again even though he just did it last game. No need to scout I'm just fine bro

>elevators stop working

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>you scumbaf protoss
lol

>both of the protoss dragons in this group got eliminated
BISU GET BACK HERE ALREADY! August 11 can't come soon enough.

>best's face when he found the extra base

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Snow is one sneaky mofo

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H I D D E N B A S E S

S t a r g i r l

Was this all for today?

>Snow vs Flash next round
Flash about to get BTFOed for the second time

God that babe is so hot, I bet she sucks dicks all the time.

She only gives shoulderjobs.

Lmao I bet Flash is so mad that Snow won.

What fucking game?

Best didn't even know he took a hidden base last game.

pretty good for a pvpvpvpvvppvpv day

Goodnight lads

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He struggles vs best as well so I'm not so sure

Best hasn't eliminated him in the ASL before while Snow has, though. Plus, Best always under performs as he gets higher up in tourneys.

>that wink and smile

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>SC1's ladder is more active than SC2

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Goodnight, time to go eat some drobes.

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>hsssschlop schlop schlop

cute snek

Goodnight you silly man.

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Holy shit is it really?

is it though?

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After today's games I finally understand why does reaver shoot "blue balls".

NO ELEVATORS

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>Tasteless still loves us

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RIP

starsector probably

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a pretty old version at that
Paragon's don't get jump anymore