When was the last time you opened Minecraft, user?

When they killed the Classic servers.

Today.
Friend set up a server for our IRL group. I can't find anything other than iron though and I've dug for fucking hours.

Joergen

>>>This
>>This
>This
This, playing right now actually

I tried it when the 360 version first came out. I didn't get into and ended up barely playing it.

I just stopped, I've been playing for the last 8 hours but FUCK IT.

HERE WE GO BOIS!

Does minecraft have any sex mods to spice things up for my new playthrough?

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Minecraft fails to respect my essential liberties, so I cannot install it in good concience.

Instead I use free, libre, gratis, open source alternatives like MineTest.

>sex mods
we dont need that degeneracy in minecraft

is this minus8?

hotttt

2012
Spent five hours on a game and accidentally despawned my diamonds. The first and last time I played the game

>MineTest

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Why is this hot to me?

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>BOIS

get on DangerZone

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>Minecraft fails to respect my essential liberties,
You sound like an essential faggot

Like two months ago but the latest Yea Forums server died a quick death as they always do so I've lost interest until somebody hosts for more than 2 days again.

never because i don't play lets player bait "games" for literal twelve year olds, and I also don't browse reddit

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Currently, many people use proprietary software that denies users these freedoms and benefits. If we make a copy and give it to a friend, if we try to figure out how the program works, if we put a copy on more than one of our own computers in our own home, we could be caught and fined or put in jail. That’s what’s in the fine print of the license agreement you accept when using proprietary software.

The corporations behind proprietary software will often spy on your activities and restrict you from sharing with others. And because our computers control much of our personal information and daily activities, proprietary software represents an unacceptable danger to a free society.

never
I don't get the appeal. Played it at some dude's house once. Game looks ugly as fuck and building shit takes way too long.
It's a zoomer thing I guess.

Enjoy user twitter.com/slipperytum

never played minecraft
I don't understand why people like games without a real goal

>Game looks ugly as fuck and building shit takes way too long
this is literally zoomer mentality

You can have sex in minecraft?

But how will we rp sex young girls on the cusp of puberty?

play skyrim

There is a goal. They added an end.
I beat it. It wasn't very good. Poor combat, and it seems most of the shit has to do with weird crafting or "for fun" survival systems more than fighting and building.

>posts image of "games" that are for horny 14 year olds instead

It's digital legos.

ATF is gone, bro...

what the fuck
since when

Minecraft is why the youth of today are complete and utter deviants that will do absolutely anything to get off. Elsagate was sown in Minecraft personalities

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What the fuck

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>the whole deal with Minecraft is that it's entirely made of cubes
>say fuck it and make some half-assed drawing full of curves for the sake of "sex-appeal"
For shame.

christ you're slow user
exhentai is gone too btw

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I know about exhentai, I just haven't been on ATF for a long time and never really cared to keep up, this is the first time I read about it shutting down

fucking imagine animating that.

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I love Jenny

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But my uncle's autistic 9 year old son plays this this on his ipad non-stop.

Linuxfags were a mistake.

Ironic degenerates that want to fap to Minecraft porn but at the same time feel insecure about masturbating to cubic tits

ATF?

I'm not a patron saint when it comes to wanking, but fuck me, this is something else.

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In a couple years, this is going to be part of first vidya fap threads, but unironically

dailymotion.com/video/x46a41n

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I play survival on my phone in bed while listening to a podcast.
PewDiePie's vids got me back into it.
I'm a boomer I swear

too expensive

>the kids who would watch this kind of shit on their mom's ipad are the same people who are making all those "I'm glad I grew up with minecraft and not fortnite!" images

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A while ago now. I can never remember the update number that was the last one before hunger was added and made everything weird, and I do actually really like a long list of the other stuff added afterwards.
I should probably just get used to it, but I don't have anyone to play it with and keep my interest long enough for that to happen.

Friend opened a realm a few weeks ago to see the updates from last time we played which like 3 years ago.
We grinded playing for a couple weeks and got to the ender dragon, then explored the new post end strongholds. The wings are a pretty neat end game prize, but after that we didn't have the energy to do the other bosses since we beat them already.
I wish they added more items,mobs, and objectives within these updates (or maybe have the new tables actually do something before releasing it) the minecraft experience is still there but if you played it already then your replay value may vary. Tbh the most fun I had in minecraft was downloading tekkit but even that feels dated to go back too.

>you will never have a minecraft GF

Why even live bros?

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what is even going on here

>Minus8's got in on it
Of course he has

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How DARE you compare the best video game franchise in the world, a masterpiece where every single title could be placed in a top 10 video games of all time to a fucking lego building game for autistic children.

go deeper

Your real mistake was choosing to go to Yea Forums over all the other options available, if you hate this kind of person.

Somebody post the Steve x Banjo one

is that the same guy who did that minecraft porn video on youtube and had like +50 million views? I cant find it anywhere on youtube, I guess they nuked it

They all use the same models and rigs, man.

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Yeah it was the same guy

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who the fuck faps to this shit

>social media is filled with everyone being nostalgic for minecraft 3D animation music videos
naw fuck you all, this shit is still cringey as fuck and will always be

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pornhub.com/insights/minecraft-searches

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my porn addiction is way out of hand so I need something different to spice things up every once in a while

Yeah, they nuked it despite being on there for way too fucking long. The comments obviously being from tots and kids still disturbs me.

I thought quoting Minecraft music videos was the new ironic meme and nobody was really nostalgic about it

>minecraft true love
good to see there are some true romantics left on this world

CREEPER? AW MAN

it's been 8 years, the zoomers have grown up

I had dream like this. Youtubers make minecraft porn which is in fact very realistic just like those MMD porns from japan but youtube allows it because it's minecraft.

halo more like kiddio LMAO

I have it open right now. I still play on my old server that i started with my friends but they're gone now so there's only me left.

Any time you get into an argument with a gen Z person, just remind him that his generation is responsible for making minecraft the top searched term on PornHub at one point.

post the creeper one

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Two years difference can have a huge impact.

Kids who grew up playing minecraft
Remember bronies and furries? Get ready for an avalanche of mineys/blockfuckers in a few years

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>there are kids that fap to mc porn
>there will kids that will grow up fapping to block grills
>there will be a new generation of confused virgins because block porn will be so ingrained in their minds that they won't have boners for real grills
What a weird timeline we live in.

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2012 or earlier.
Had a lot of fun with it, but it became apparent notch was done with it, and the community worsened by the day.

>open source
Minecraft (or at least the original Java version) effectively is open source.
Turning the byte code back into source code is trivial, and right from the start effort was put in by the modding community to make that code readable again.

>hard drilling

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opened it once 7 years ago to check out what the hype is for. Closed in about 3.5 seconds and never touched that child's game again.

That is not Free, Libre and Gratis though.