GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Now even my Pro controller is drifting! What the FUCK is going on over at Nintendo? These fucking things cost way too much money to be doing this shit. I bought this the same day Smash came out, so it's been less than a year. Nintendo used to have the best hardware in the industry, but now, while the pro is still somewhat usable, the joycon are completely fucked despite having already fixed them once before. I've always been PC+Nintendo, but at this point I can't recommend this garbage to anyone.

Before someone calls me some consolewar faggot, my XBone controller also started drifting after less than a year. Oh and I live in a clean environment and I take care of my stuff, so let's get that out of the way.

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I know you think you're perfect but you're clearly doing something wrong. Two different controllers of two different types don't just break themselves.

Mine started drifting a month after I bought it. Sold the whole thing. Wii U #2

Fuck off, I regularly dust and vacuum. Nobody's perfect, but I have never had issues with other controllers. My N64, PS2, and 360 controllers all work fine. Whatever sticks they're using in these things are just trash. There's fucking lawsuits over it. But even if someone's a dirty fuck, they shouldn't have to deal with this shit for $70+

There's not a law suit over pro controllers, somehow you broke that too.

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Works on my machine ;) Seriously I've never heard the pro controller drift before

lol nintendo faggots go choke on a dick and calm down

There are lawsuits over the joycon, smart ass. It's not hard to see they use the same or similar tech. But at this point you're either trolling me or a blind Nintendo cocksucker so again, fuck off. My Switch stays docked and the pro controller stays next to it. Both are in a place that is dusted regularly. Neither is even used that often because I mainly game on PC.

Neither had I, which is why I made the thread. It's not nearly as bad as the joycon, but it's definitely drifting down a bit.

Are you sure you’re not starting the controllers with the sticks off centre?

Nah I learned that lesson back in the N64 days.

I know theres a lawsuit for the joycon, thats why I said there wasn't one for the pro controller, because somehow you broke something that isn't known to break as much. Gives the impression that you're a careless slobbering retard so thanks for confirming.

Why are you like this?

I have decade+ old 360 controllers that all have drift problems but it's fine because with Steam I can just set a small deadzone.

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Fuck off. I hate people like you so much. I literally have OCD and take care of my stuff better than anyone, and yet two out of two of my DS4s got drift. It has nothing to do with how you treat your shit. Maybe clicking L3/R3 a lot does this, but it’s clearly not how it’s supposed to be.

Yeah, that’s a nice feature actually. And increasing the deadzone on the left stick won’t affect the gameplay much even.

Sounds like you have an anger problem, stop throwing your controllers.

fpwp
It's just shoddy hardware, stop being a drone.

>When you're too retarded to see that you're handling two different controllers poorly that you leave the argument and pretend to be the only person on your side

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OP here. Again, I'm not sure which, but you are either trolling or retarded. I was going to play the screencap game to prove I'm not half of the people telling you you're wrong, but then I realized fuck you, your autistic ass isn't worth the time it would take to do that.

You sure showed me buddy, weird being called autistic by someone with OCD but at least I have working controllers

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>waaaah my shitty babby controllers for my babby gimmick tablet don’t work, mommy!
Loving every laugh at you fucking manchildren.

Whatting?