Mission objective:
>Fuck this zombie
What do?
Mission objective:
Chase Campbell
Jonathan Garcia
Fuck the zombie, that's clearly what the game wants me to do. Are you retarded?
Isaiah Lee
>Game tells you to do something
>You do it
Fucking baby gamers.
I'd build momentum with my bunny hop and glitch up to the highest point in the game, then pull off the sickest ollie known to man whilst shooting across the map at mach 10.
Finally I unlock the built in Spyro demo and play it to completion.
Tyler Wood
Ugly WIDE manjaw slag.
Jackson Ward
Is this shitty show still going?
Eli Gonzalez
You’re a little shit, aren’t you?
Hunter Gomez
Why are so many comics adapted into TV series, is it just Jews creating new markets?
Michael Parker
Fuck the zombie, obviously. How is this even a question?
Isaiah White
Hollywood doesn’t have to try to be original when source material already exists for a tv/film adaption. Easy money because brainless normalfags eat it up.
See: Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 4
Cooper Foster
>only make up is a bit of eye shadow
>zombie
This is how you can tell something is shit, when they wont put the in the slightest effort.
Aiden Campbell
use my CHR stat to convince the zombie to fuck ME
Kayden Robinson
what happens after the spyro.. do you become god?
Asher Cruz
only 1 episode more
Isaiah Wilson
I've watched like the first season and that's it.
Also, Divinity: Dragon Commander lets you romance a skelly with boneitis. You can help her in nultiple ways with that, like turnin her into a Frankenstein monster, a vampire or a god damn automaton.
Leo Miller
>not jumping on the grenade so your progeny can have god tier CHAD jaw genetics
Come on man, just this once, take one for the team.
Noah Cook
Also, you can marry a reanimated Lady Grey in Fable 2 and cuck some loser scientist at the same time.
James Walker
I restart the game because the fucking developers didn't think to mention that if your entire team is composed of clerics you can't complete the game because trying to fuck the zombie causes it to explode
Elijah Taylor
Indigo Prophecy has male zombie on living female, technically, with baby and all.
Lucas Lee
You don't know the premise, do you
Julian Allen
Coalburner.
Luis King
...
Brody Thomas
Fail.
Jayden Powell
>thinking you can do all of that when the game can’t progress if you don’t do what it wants
We’re all slaves in a simulation doing the bidding of the powers that be