He's in, Banjo's not. Yea Forums, I want you to give me your best argument as to why Banjo truly is in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and not Steve (Yes, THE Steve from Minecraft). I'm sure I'm more than capable of debunking it with my vastly superior intellect. No "BTFO", no "look at the trailer", no "there's only one Microsoft rep allowed", and no "blank avatar". No reductionist drivel!
I only want the smartest of Banjofags to provide their opposing arguments (not as if there are any that are ACTUALLY as intelligent as a rational, normal adult.) So go on. Tell me why your irrelevant cereal mascot can truly contend to the greatest third party video game character of all time. I assure you, you'll never be able to find one.
>"Argue that I'm wrong but you can't provide proof that I'm wrong!" Banjo has a trailer, Steve doesn't. I know this is just to make an excuse to keep Steveposting but you've already lost. I didn't even give much of a shit about Banjo but you need to be in a realm of delusion to think you have a platform to stand on.
Austin Jones
>a trailer validates my victory instantly Riddle me this, Banjoke. Can you open up your Switch, purchase the $5.99 pass, open up an online match and fight me 3 stock with your precious bear and bird? "No!"
He's not in the game, and you haven't won. You haven't even gotten confirmation on anything because a trailer and a few renders were all that was shown. That doesn't count for anything when it's feasible Nintendo could cut Banjo in favor of Steve at any moment.
Like I said, land of delusion. By your logic even when Banjo came out he could be retroactively replaced by Steve at any moment, hell by that logic ANY character could be retroactively replaced by Steve. It's the logic of a mentally retarded discordfag trying to continue its dead horse of a joke.
I'll play your game. videogameschronicle.com/news/banjo-kazooie-composer-not-sure-if-e3-reception-will-lead-to-new-game/ >“They were surprised by how crazy it went,” he said. “The E3 reveal seemed to be gigantic. When I was speaking to Nintendo back at their booth at E3, they were all saying it was a bigger reaction than they’re normally used to for Smash." And before you argue that they could just replace Banjo with Steve for a BIGGER reaction, if that's the case, why would they not replace another character with Steve instead? Hero wasn't nearly as big, and there's 2 more slots that they could shove Steve into. Why cut out someone who has already garnered more positivity than they're used to for ANY OTHER smash announcement? You don't cut out your current best to try and get more, you cut out the ones at the bottom to stack on what's currently your top. Face it, the Bear and Bird are here to stay. We got our confirmation and you just have to hope at your chance for the next two slots.
Thanks for flooding the thread, samefag! You've done half the work for me already, now even more people will be able to see the intellectually stimulating arguments I'm presenting to their feeble minds. You feel good about it?
>"Hero wasn't nearly as big" Yeah, only most if not all of Japan cared about that one, super niche compared to bear and bird. Steveposter's a faggot but DQ has a lot more star power than Banjo.
Because Banjo is irrelevant and western again. The hype barely lasted for more than a day. Your little victory is nothing more than a fad in a sea of nostalgiatarding. If he was ACTUALLY relevant again, there would've been a new game announcement for him at this point.
Plus, he's a racist caricature thanks to characters like Mumbo Jumbo and influencers like Jon Jafari. The only people who like him are bandwagonning zoomers and retarded boomerfag incels who just can't seem to get out of their denial phase.
Cope and seethe already, Banjies! Your time in the spotlight is over and it's time for a Microsoft contender to get in Smash who actually deserves the slot.
>influencers like Jon Jafari t. seething desTINY fan
Christopher Cooper
I miss steveposting fuck Banjo killing that
Brandon Nelson
Nah, lets thank him for that
Connor James
> Implying Steve isn't also Western > Implying JonTron is a "racist" "influencer" without mentioning notch (I don't think either are bad people but be consistent with it).
David Roberts
Why do you even try? Why do this? Turn off the moniter for one moment and look at your reflection. What does this give you? What sense of purpose does it give you to shitposting on Yea Forums with this day after day? Why continue with this? Do the (You)'s provide some validation to your life to keep you going? Are you mentally challenged and find this is the only thing that can bring you peace of mind? To spam the idea of a literal blank slate character, the most square and boring thing in gaming to get into Smash? To post that picture again and again and feel smug? What kind of lifestyle are you leading yourself into, you sad sad pitiful man?
Easton Morris
> If he was ACTUALLY relevant again, there would've been a new game announcement for him at this point. Because there'd be nothing to show yet. If we're making this argument, why didn't they announce Steve already? According to you, so many people want him. Why did they snub him for the Bear and the Bird at E3, one of the biggest gaming events out there? And if you try to discredit the importance of E3, then please, tell me, where would Steve be better announced? A place that would give him more attention than a gaming event which attracts all different kinds of people? Minecon wouldn't work, it isn't a place Nintendo's set up. They had a direct for E3, they were advertising multiple times at TGA, why would they reveal a Smash character at a convention for one game that Nintendo doesn't own?
Jace Diaz
>"A Microsoft contender who actually deserves it" This is also a chucklefuck stance. For all intents and purposes, Minecraft was an indie game that happened to need to drop its creator from its billing after they sold out to Microsoft because he took the red pill and when talking relevance, Minecraft's no longer in the spotlight, basically being relegated to a kiddy game ever since it got finished considering Story Mode and that dungeon crawler thing. Banjo being picked was due to him not being an MS rep, but an honorary Nintendo rep due to the B-K games being one of the icons of the N64 library and nothing else of worth coming from the series since. The ironic Fortnite shitposters have you pinned on relevancy and Banjofags have you pinned on being a character people actually care about even if on a matter of nostalgia. That leaves you playing mental gymnastics that they'd retroactively remove a reveal after the fact even though it'd piss virtually everyone but the gremlins in your Discord server off and would basically be the only time it's ever happened, making it such a huge statistical impossibility that the .00000000001% odds are depending on you finding a way to time travel and take over Nintendo, which isn't happening and clearly hasn't happened because this thread still exists. Now take your unfunny meme and fuck off back to your hole where you belong.
If this is a falseflagger exaggerating steve shitposting then good. They can never be ridiculed enough. If this is an actual person who thinks a character would be deconfirmed after a successful reveal then shit man, never go full retard.
>He's in, Banjo's not. Yea Forums, I want you to give me your best argument as to why Banjo truly is in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and not St- He has a character model with a full moveset, new music, a fully animated trailer and a fucking stage in HD. You don't. Now shut up.
Joshua Cruz
>If this is a falseflagger You do know that Stevefags were falseflaggers, they only wanted to piss people off, and they also ruined Steve for most people
Eli Robinson
Okay, but it's not in the public's hands yet. It doesn't count as actual evidence.
Minecraft is more popular than Fortnite at the moment. Now would literally be the perfect time to unleash him, Banjoke. Your last game was Nuts & Bolts- over a decade ago.
Of course Minecon.
Man, I'm on a roll tonight! Can no one truly topple my superior taste in gaming? After all, isn't that what we're here for? To express our marginally based opinions that would benefit the industry as a whole! But no, you're all trying to remove the freedom of speech that we're given the privilege to exercise on this board. I'm not a cuck, a discord tranny or anything of the sort. I have a masters degree in basic economics and I know my shit. There's just no way Banjo is going to get in the game because it would be an incredibly retarded move for Nintendo to shove the highest grossing game of all time for an irrelevant cereal mascot.
Steve isn't even boring. He's the last bastion of his species surviving in a post-apocalyptic world, and yet somehow Vault Boy is seen as more of a viable candidate. I feel as if Banjofags are SO dense they end up letting emotional release clout their judgement and block their minds from the facts! (Which is something we're all taught in kindergarten by the way) Investors would choose Steve over Banjo if given the choice.
You all need to cope, seethe, have sex and dilate.
It isn't. Banjo doesn't even have a proper release date, and it's more than likely he's just some sort of late April Fools joke. Why else would they just flat out reuse the setpieces from the K. Rool trailer and use an HD model that Microsoft probably just had lying around in their studios? After all, in early development for Nuts & Bolts- it was revealed they used hi-res models of the original designs but felt like they lacked soul!
Huh. Guess not even Rare likes your shitty bird and bear duo that much, do they?
>gameplay footage isn't evidence this is some next level cope, stevey.
Charles Walker
Given you're here for Banjo, I'm more than certain you're a zoomer that hasn't even played Banjo-Kazooie, or even Ultimate for that matter. So tell me, rosterfag. What's next on the long string of memefodder for your sad, pathetic existence? Purple Mario? Shove Dork? Slutshae?
If I were you, I'd give up right now and have sex. But if you'd rather kill yourself instead, then that's just one less person shitting up Yea Forums- which I consider an absolute win in my book!
>straight up admitting he's not fighting with logic anymore but rather for the sake of fighting itself
Robert Ross
Bit unrelated, but a Minecrafter Mii Costume that changed between Steve and Alex depending on the gender of the Mii (like the Inkling outfits) would actually be neat.
Gee, Banjofag. Maybe you could send me over an essay that actually tells me how that debunks my claims. But I guess presenting ""evidence"" in the most condescending way is all a Banjie needs to debunk the "dIsCoRd TrAnNy", isn't it?
This is shit is almost as terrible as Barneyfagging. The only thing that would make this worse is if OP went out of their way to have an RSS feed trigger at any mention of Banjo.
Jackson Ramirez
Maybe Microsoft saw all your shitpost and decided it's a bad move to support minecraft if there's too many manchild hyping it up. It ruins the kid-centric game.
Dylan Torres
Just like with the Waluigi fags
Wyatt Miller
youtube.com/watch?v=I67pPXS96UI Look at it God damn it. Seethe and let your blood boil until the day you die so the rest of us can talk about Smash Bros. again.
Hunter Howard
>retards think steve posting is serious Are smashfags actually braindead?
Joshua Brown
>It's a clip of evidence I already masterfully debunked Wow. You Banjofags are really reaching tonight, aren't you? If you were an actual fan of the series you'd actually get valid evidence. But nope. You're more satisfied saying single letters like "k" and saying we need to seethe, meanwhile I'm typing out things that have a semblance of coherency and nuance. But hey, I guess that's just what makes Banjo so appealing- he validates your privilege to be an uneducated redneck.
>Haha we were only pretending to be retarded Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, fuck off from this board already, you are the obssesed idiots that wasted a year making fun of the stupid banjies, you will always be shamed here Stevoids
Tyler Moore
k
Jayden Sanders
So why even respond to the thread? The goal of this is to provide an open discussion that could potentially change my mind, and here you are- not even attempting to give a rational debate. Giving finality to me being a loser forever.
Imagine living in a Banjoke's life with their failed cereal mascot as the only thing they can cling to- now THERE's a man worth calling a faggot.
Wanted to ask a legit question and not rosterfag for a bit. Have any of you guys made a Mii Fighter for your Steve and not the actual one? I kinda wanted to get one in time for Banjo, but I can't find one by searching. If anyone has made one and could post the code for it, that'd be great! Thanks in advance!
Brody Cooper
k
Henry Hughes
>you are the obssesed idiots that wasted a year making fun of the stupid banjies, you will always be shamed here Stevoids Check the IP count dullard.
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, fuck off from this board already If you keep getting mad and giving out (You)'s like candy, do you think it will stop them from posting?
Tyler Nelson
I have Smash booted up rn. I can make one real quick and post the ID when it's uploaded.
Parker Anderson
k
Zachary Diaz
this thread is really dumb so i just wanted to stop by and tell you all to play zero ranger because it's a really good game
John Foster
You don't actually expect them to make a comeback, they are the eternal shitters here on this board, nothing will make them seem more than a fucking annoyance here now, all I am doing is bait him for more replies user, like he used to do to us
Thanks, user! Looking forward to it! Just wanted to recreate some of the OC that happened. Despite all the namecalling and shit, these past few months have been really fun with the rosterfagging stuff and all the amazing art.
Carson Barnes
I made the base Mii character. Would you prefer a brawler, swordfighter, or gunner? You can also request stuff like movesets and voices.
Nathaniel Hall
Barneyfagging, eh? I wonder what he thinks of Steve being in Minecraft. Let's try and find out!
>an official trailer and announcement from Nintendo isn’t evidence. Nice going retard.
Robert Williams
Preferably Swordfighter because...well, I mean, it's Minecraft. Movesets I'm not too bothered on, but I usually just use 1111 for Swordfighter.. As for costumes, either completely blank with no hat or the Champion outfit with no hat. Both seem to work well for Steve.
Cameron White
>MLP >trying to summon barneyfag >Pointing out that Steve is from Minecraft Wow. The autism is fucking nuclear tonight.
Uh-oh! Looks like someone didn't read the whole thread. See what happens when you miscontextualize an adult's arguments?
Oliver Barnes
k
Ethan Morales
Done. The ID is QSQTN54B.
Nathaniel Nelson
Oh my god user this looks great, I love it Thank you so much
Kevin Adams
My pleasure.
Noah Ward
>109 posts >35 ip's poor op
Andrew Price
The majority of these posts are from seething Banjofags. If I'm the one who needs to cope, why am I walking away satisfied as these boomers keep losing to my arguments and repeating their "win" in an endless turmoil of rage?
So tell me stevecuck, how does it feel? How does it feel that Steve is not, and will never be in Smash? How does it feel to know that (you) LOST? How does it feel?
>A virgin loser who wanks it to gay furry scat porn is telling me to have sex L.O.L
Gabriel Reyes
Lol, sure doesn’t look it to me. You’ve been seething for months now. So hard in fact, you even made this thread to be ridiculed by everyone on Yea Forums.
Julian Green
>banjoniggers unironically arguing with this guy
The only smash content I consume is Yea Forums shitposts, but I must admit that banjokes were always the most pathetic of the bunch.
Daniel Scott
You've been staring at the thread for a good two and three quarter hours like a NEET. Meanwhile I'm going to drop off, tell you to have sex once, and then go on my merry way. Watch that poster count go up faggot, I must be using a proxy, right?
Christian Martin
Feels good to be on the right side of the history, Stevebros. Now if only others saw the light
Sebastian Ward
I'm not the one making posts like , , , , , , , and everyone's favorite: .
The only one who's been seething here is you and your cult. Purely based on the fact that I'M not seething. Cope.
>Behold these people proving me wrong! Who's seething now?
Carson Watson
my dad works at nintendo and he's letting me play banjo early and i can CONFIRM he is in.
Asher Anderson
k
Robert Wood
Looks like the Blockheads are mad a kino Banjo thread hit bump limit. Naturally you idiots were particularly responsible for that with your amusing brand of seething.
behold. You can keep ignoring it. I'll keep shoving it in your face.
Carson Gomez
Come back to Yea Forums in 13 years when you're old enough.
Jason Ross
k
Josiah Brooks
>The Stevefag is creating more discussion than 70% of Yea Forums's other threads.
fuck smash
Michael Scott
U niggers know this stevefag is just (You) farming, right? He literally has an entire thread of (You)s... why? R u fellas really that assmad about shitposting that happened months ago? do u have no self control?
>Stevie's t-the one responding! H-he's the only one wasting his time posting at 4 in the m-morning, b-bros! >There are 40+ other IPs responding to the thread at 4 AM
Oh no no no, Banjofags- I don't think that's how this works.
That moron can have all the (you)s in the world, it'll still never compare to Banjo-kazooie getting confirmed. This thread has turned against the Stevoid purely to laugh at his failure.
It seems those thread will actually continue to exists even when Nintendo will release the DLC. I cannot imagine what type of bait stevefags will produce when the DLC will come out >yeah you can actually play as banjo on his map with his songs but that doesn't prove anything! I can just imagine.
Sorry to say, but everyone here is laughing at you and your attempts to "bait" us , you are not acomplishing anything here while we just keep LMAO'ing at your life
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STEVEPOSTING FOLDER I CAN'T LET IT GO TO WASTE I HAVE TO KEEP PUSHING IT
Easton Morris
Did you seriously do a mass reply to guy that literally only said one letter, holy shit you really are obssesed also k
Ethan Davis
STEVIE, STEVIE, COPE AND SEETHIE SMELLS WORSE THAN THE FANS OF MELEE HANDSOME AS A POLISHED TURD SQUEEZED OUT BY THE BEAR AND BIRD CRIES ENOUGH TO FLOOD A FOUNTAIN DREAMS OF CLIMBING SPIRAL MOUNTAIN THINKS HIS ODDS ARE IN THE BAG "NOT A CHANCE!" SAYS THIS OLD HAG THINKS HE'S HOT BECAUSE OF SALES NOW HIS COFFIN'S FULL OF NAILS SO CRAFT A SHOVEL, LITTLE KNAVE TIME TO DIG THAT COBBLE GRAVE!
Stay mad, Stevecuck. My Gold Experience Requiem has already reduced the reality of you being announced in place of Banjo to zero. You will never reach reality!
I don't know why do these threads still exist after the E3 video. They're no longer funny (implying) like they used to be. Yet some retard still keeps making these...
I don’t know why threads like these even get made. As someone who wanted both Banjo and Steve, I think Steve will get into Smash someday. However, I don’t think they spent a bunch of money on animating Banjo’s trailer, making music, and making him work in game, moves, idles, taunts, and all that, just to replace him with Steve. Steve will get into Smash eventually. In fact, you all should have been happy Banjo got in first. It’s going to pave the way for more Microsoft characters.
Nathaniel Barnes
These are making me laugh because I’m imagining you’re serious.
Cameron Perez
You can't reason with shitposters
Cameron Mitchell
The steveposter said it first though. Indie characters won't make it into Smash. What what Minecraft is?
Shitposter makes a bait thread, people reply (genuinely pissed or out of spite). Shitposter thanks for the (You)s and throws another bait, replying people (especially the former) say they're just kidding and pretend they're the latter, yet post a reply again. The cycle goes on
Yea Forums being cancer as always. Worse is that steveposting is already out of season
I thought this thread was bait, but after reading it, I realized he is actually right. Imagine what a big reveal it would be if they showed at the least minute that banjo was a joke and it's really Steve getting in. No banjo supporters have been able to provide any proof that banjo is actually in. It may as well be speculation.
good moOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Stantler (yes, THE Stantler from Pokémon Gold and Silver) getting confirmed in Sword and Shield! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Pokémon Direct when Stantler walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Stoutland has traits of Scottish terriers! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Stoutland fags, but the normal shitmon rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a nuPokémon over the marketing potential of the second most selling game of the series? The fanservice Pokémon have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Stoutland are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite under"dog"! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
It's still him, they did the same shit when they got BTFO, acting like they were normal people and saying they were actually doing something good the whole time
Austin Powell
That's as good as a "no u" and his release date is Fall this year. he's going to be out before Christmas and we're going to be in August this week.
Jason Robinson
ah
Parker Lewis
Is Stevefag trying to look as mentally ill as possible deliberately, or is he actually retarded?
Daniel Myers
No one knows
Evan Collins
>you fuckers let this post hit over 200 replies I grow further dissapointed in this board every day
Jaxson Bailey
Normally I'd want your kind to fuck off back to /vp/, but you actually helped me remember something really important! Thanks, based Stoutlandfag!
Now, where were we? Oh yes, (ahem)... good moOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Bros. Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Nintendo Direct info trailer two months from now when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! BANJO-KAZOOIE GOT CONFIRMED AS THE DEFACTO MICROSOFT REP FOR SMASH OVER A MONTH AGO! THAT MEANS STEVEFAGS ARE DEAD/RETARDED TRANNIES/BTFO!!!!!
“No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one "questionable" trailer invalidate the original mascot of the most popular video game of all time? Unlike your boomer-tier "bear and bird", Steve has a little thing called "being successful and relevant". Ever hear of it? Doubtful since none of you incels ever take the time to consider the signifigance of Minecraft's resurgence to popular nostalgia culture. His inclusion will be so great that it will invalidate Banjo's inclusion! After all, there is a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve. Companies have made last minute decisions like this before based on consumer profit.
For those of you who lack superior character taste and a degree in basic economics, feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
I would care a little more about your disappointment if wojack threads weren't suffered to live either.
Mason Russell
k
Jeremiah Hill
Don't worry, most of the replies are from him
Joseph Cruz
These business decisions have been set in stone since the game was in development. Two or three months from now is way too late to pull a switcheroo.
Blake Jenkins
This is still better than another twitter screencap or Wojak thread
Leo Jackson
OP you fucking FOOL JonTron advocated for Minecraft in ALPHA YOU IGNORANT STEVEPOSTER YOUR REASONING HAS WORKED AGAINST YOU AND NOW BY EXTENSION ALL OF MINECRAFT IS RACIST
Liam Robinson
No it isn't, companies have made plenty of crunches like this before. Ever hear of Toy Story 2?
William Mitchell
Why is neo-Yea Forums completely incapable of nuance? Like to a fucking scary degree? I'm a literal, unironic, diagnosed autistic on disability and everything, and I'm better with nuance than Yea Forums. Someone could say "He ran like the wind" and Yea Forums would scream they are a liar, that it's impossible to run as fast the wind.
Making a crunch to finish something and randomly deciding to replace a character entirely are completely different things, you autistic fuck.
Daniel Lewis
>using an old ass property from a time where you could make giant changes within a week I'm not even going to say yes or no.
Nolan Hernandez
Because all jokes expire, and steve is long past its expiration date. Nobody likes off milk.
Tyler Green
We are baiting him to keep replying, he is so obssesed that he can't control himself, he is desperate enough to keep replying to a guy who just says "k"
It's not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped, user. I'm pretty sure this guy is about on the same level as Barneyfag, mentally.
Jack Edwards
Oh god. You don't think Stevefag fantasizes about killing Grant Kirkhope in his sleep, do you?
Andrew Sanders
based
Hudson Smith
Is there another word for this kind of delusion?
Jace Wood
Yeah. It's called autism.
Logan Cox
Trannyism
Colton Rodriguez
I know, I know, I'll leave him be for now
Ethan Adams
I don't even know who's trolling who anymore...
Caleb Brooks
Bait.
Adam Howard
But this is exactly what he wants. If you really wanted to piss him off you would have let his thread die. Now both camps look absolutely pathetic.
Aaron Evans
Thank you stevebro. It’s really nice to have some common sense while those fucking barbaric banjokes and backstabbing erdrickfags get replaced for Sora and Steve very soon
>backstabbing erdrickfags Nigger, just because you faggots said we were your allies, doesn't mean we agreed.
Nicholas Sanchez
I don't know man, he is the only one desperate enough to reply to everyone, we are just laughing at him now and he just huddles in a corner waiting for the next reply, but you are right, this thread should die
Josiah Thomas
We had a good bond that you fuckers betrayed us on. You’re snakes, and I hope your hero gets replaced. You betrayed us, and stole that slot from Sora, a NEW and RELEVANT character
Colton Green
Because Banjo is part of Nintendo history and a significance character to keep the 30+ boomers pleased that will ultimately buy more Nintendo stuff now.
Kids (or basement dwellers that never left their parents home and didn’t grow up) that like Steve don’t have money and need their parents to buy stuff, Minecraft kids don’t have such an attachment to Nintendo IP.
Oh and Banjo is an iconic retro Nintendo character of which its saga ended too soon which feels more at home with Nintendo anyway, Steve as a character simply sucks for the lack of character (forced, uninspired character doesn’t count)
James Martinez
Dawwwww look at em go. It’s so cute seeing you bullies squirm
At this point I dont even know if these people have any sense of sanity. Steve doesnt even have a personality. The whole point of Steve is that he is nothing. Something to be replaced because he is not important.
This is a very sweet sweet video, thank you for showing it to us
Cameron Ross
Yes we fucking did. Go back to smashboards, or prove yourself, when WE gave you the gohan picture, WE gave you the courage to fend off Sorafags, but you betrayed us, and I hope Sora replaces you.
Brandon Cook
You ok user?
Adam Davis
Does anyone have a link to the banjo revealed thread?
Aiden Stewart
I honestly can't wait. These delusion threads are honestly incredible for a good laugh, and this is coming from an avid Stevie who has the courtesy to admit defeat.
WHY DID SAKURAI BETTAY CHILDREN JUST TO SATUSFY 40 YEAR OLD NEXKBEARDSWHO ARE NOT THE TARGET FUCKING AUDIENCE OF NINTENDO FUCK BACKSTABBERS FUCK NINTENDO FUCK SMASH FUCK PHIL SPENCER TUN YOU GUKYOU
Josiah Davis
You didn't do shit, tranny. We're not on Smashboards either, now are we? Keep your circlejerk forum out of here.
This thread made it to 270 replies and is on page ONE. Thanks for giving the Stevefag exactly what he wanted.
Steve may not be in, but our friend here tonight was right about one thing- Banjofags are retarded and will fall for anything.
Jack Harris
YOU WERE OUR FUCKING K.ROOL AND YOU RUINED YOUR RIDLEYBROS FOR ISSBELLES AND FUCK INCINEROARFAGS FOR STABBING US IN THE BACK TOO. WE DID NO FUCKING WRONG TO YOU !!!!!!!!>:(
Juan Lewis
This shits fake. Plus, it’s gumball’s va, so he gets paid to act silly
Jason Martin
I already said it, just because you trannies arbitrarily decided to call us your allies, doesn't mean we actually were. Grow up.
Ryder Martinez
>falling for it Nobody fell for nothing, laughing at people “pretending” to be retarded isn’t the same thing as falling for bait
Blake Williams
>This shits fake >the VOD is on his twitch page >streamed when the direct was airing You retarded?
William Bennett
It’s not fake, but he is kind of an exception because he’s been a pretty hardcore Nintendo fanboy literally his entire life.
Tyler Harris
>Not following the thread to see he was the one that got baited by everyone else Shut up If you don't know shit
Daily reminder that smash roster generals belongs to /vg/.
Bentley Mitchell
I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Banjofags were literally frothing at the mouth over your character, and drew him getting maimed, and now you want to work with them over US, after WE defended you from them?
Grayson Garcia
Hey, Barneyfag! Glad you could finally make it. What do you think of Stevefagging?
No they don’t. Our discord listed them as allies, aspie
Elijah Richardson
>do exactly what the Stevefag wanted >actually believe his insane arguments are actually legitimate >n-no he didn't bait us, w-we baited him by doing the exact thing he wanted
He is a faggot, but it is because of even bigger faggots like you that this piece of shit thread is still around. You are delusional if you don't think the Stevefag(s?) is laughing his ass off right now.
Xavier Turner
>Discord Ok, you must be baiting
Jason Ward
>muh boogeyman Make like a banjoke and fuck off
Henry Ross
I have been laughing at him the whole time with his weak attempts at baiting us, and guess what, he is nowhere to be seen now, in his own thread, do you really think he is the one that baited us?
Angel Perry
>Our discord That doesn't mean shit if you don't get confirmation from then.
Blake Rodriguez
Nobody believed shit you idiot, we were fucking with him, Jesus. Also you idiots stop replying If you want this thread to die
Adrian Lewis
Outsider to smashfaggotry, but I have to admit, the amount of OC and shitflinging this rivalry generated is kind of refreshing to see.
Anthony Diaz
Exactly what the stevecuck did.
Jonathan Lewis
I unironically wish Banjo wasn’t in, just so that Steve posting could be more frequent and have meaning again.
Mason Ramirez
You can always crashpost with Doomfags
Nolan Thompson
Nope. I never actually went to bed, I've just been reading your mindless drivel the whole time. and I have to say you Banjokes really pulled a stinker tonight!
I personally cannot wait for Steve to get into Super Smash Bros., he's had the highest amount of potential for me. Legitimately, what did Banjo turn out to be? Whacking people with his bird-bitch? I'm pretty sure that was just a guise to make him another anime swordfighter. So no matter what happens you Banjies will never EVER be satisfied, based on the amount of replies on this topic. You never could match my complex, deep and nuanced feelings for Smash because deep down, most of you don't actually care for the thing you're rosterfagging for. I do. There are legitimate arguments in his favor, and I don't care how many arbitrary rules are in place, nor do I care how many times you repost the trailer. That genuinely shows me you're all incapable of doing anything but fighting an argument you cannot win.
Unlike Yea Forums's dozens of memepicks, I actually put effort and research into everything I type out, and I've made it my mission to get low-tier garbage like Waddle Dee, Waluigi and Reimu out of the spotlight. It's honestly nothing personal, though. How could anything compare to the most successful video game character of the 21st century on top of them having a limitless moveset potential due to the creative building aspect of Minecraft?
It's always been for the fans. Banjokes don't really care about anything in contrast, that's why I keep making these threads. But hey, tit for tat I suppose.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, well... have fun with Smash, everyone. Try not to let my vastly superior intellect get you down if it overwhelms you. You'll warm up to the truth eventually. Remember to cope, seethe, have sex, dilate, piss, cum and shit your pants. Good night, everybody!
>Nooooooooo please not my epic steve memes nooooooooo Cringe.
Ayden Gomez
DONT GO STEVE BRO DONT GO DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE BRUTES
Ayden Bailey
Also, on a side note: I like how out of all the posts that got deleted by mods, not a single one of them were mine. Guess I actually did put up a better argument then I thought.
Don't worry, Stevie. You'll always have a place in my heart, even if you're being attacked by hundreds of Banjofags. You can even start your own thread, and hey- I might just show up to be by your side. You never know!
>they also ruined Steve for most people Weak willed
Alexander Turner
Sure dude, tell yourself that people actually fell for your low effort bait, also damn, I knew you would come out If I called you out, but that is a autism wall of text I did not expect, I had fun though so maybe next time, but I honestly hope we don't meet again
I unironically see a lot of potential in a Minecraft stage.
Luke Lewis
To be completely sincere for a second, I do believe that Steveposters don't really deserve to have the character they're using to blast others.
On the other hand, you guys really need to get better at thinking about this. It doesn't really make sense that most of you would argue Steve didn't get in because he's "a blank avatar".
Link's a blank avatar. If there was an easy way to switch out his skin for other characters, people would easily take it. Customization has always been an optimal thing playerbases strive for, it's why Minecraft became so big to begin with.
You don't really need a story or characters to contextualize what Steve is truly representing: A guy who builds things out of cubes: and a lot of people like building creative things out of cubes.
I don't really see why this niche, cancerous side of Yea Forums needs to ruin it for you, Yea Forums. Why do you let this happen to yourself?
Carter Smith
So both sides are wrong, got it.
Jose Young
Sage
Benjamin Flores
Bump
Gavin Walker
Both have sex and dilate
Chase Torres
Stop giving him attention, it's what he wants, that what literally every troll wants.
Daniel Davis
Yea Forums is Yea Forums 2.0, it's gonna be forever shit fron now on, also these shitposters were discord kiddies that targeted every smash thread to shit things up, people of course weren't liking any of that, now that they got BTFO, they can't pull the same shit again, because, as it turns out, Stevoid's know how to dish punches but don't know how to take them, so most of ' em bitched out. I wouldn't mind Steve in smash, but you gotta understand were people are coming from when they say they don't want him anymore
Haha holy shit, this guy still posts this stuff? How much denial you in OP? I get that you love Steve, but that love isn't gonna put him in Smash. Wonder what you'll be saying when Banjo's release happens in the fall. "He's still gonna be removed any day now and be replaced by Steve! You're all fools for thinking this fighter you're using right now is gonna stick around!!" lol, not sure what meds you're not taking OP, but continue to lay off them, this kind of content is gold haha
Jack Bennett
You do realize saging doesn't do a lot to make the thread die faster, right?
Kevin Jenkins
STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION AND REPLIES, THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS!!!! Holy fuck, how is this so hard for you people to understand??
It doesnt matter, OP or some other fuckwad keeps it bumped anyway, her autism knows no bounds and is willing to risk its health in order to solidify her autistic screeching because it is bored to death
Nathan Walker
>characters
Evan Rivera
Just report him and be done with it
Brody Rogers
I do love this idea for a Tetris moveset, the shape a Tetris fighter would take is clever and great and the moves are perfect, though the Final Smash would need to be different or tweaked, that's the only part of this concept that I'm not really on board with. Everything else is pretty awesome.
But I love laughing at this kind of shit. I want him to keep responding so I can keep laughing at how retarded he is and how much he's clearly lost it. Reading ever reply of his in this thread is literally killing me with laughter. Why would I want him to stop?!
Christopher Kelly
>"No!"
Nathan Lopez
>I >me
lol
Ryder Brooks
Yeah come on guys, it's clearly a bait and switch, we all know that the Hero is also not really coming and we'll be getting Geno instead!!!1111111!21312
Give us a Minecraft Stage where Steve is a stage hazard of sorts, building up and breaking down parts of the stage as you fight on it. That sounds like the best way to incorporate Minecraft and Steve into Smash. Not with Steve as a fighter, talk about a not interesting prospect.
Elijah Butler
Stop replying then you goddamned idiots
Elijah Gomez
I don't really give a shit about Yea Forums to a huge degree, but explain to me how the fuck aren't threads like this nuked instantly at this point.
Daniel Turner
I guess the mods don't give a shit anymore.
Noah Rivera
Yea Forums
Kevin Morales
Obsessing over smash dlc? yes.
Ayden Howard
A discord
Seriously
Jonathan Edwards
They are, my ribbit migrant friend. It's just that mods aren't active here 24/7 like on your smash discord server.
Easton Lopez
>Can you open up your Switch, purchase the $5.99 pass, open up an online match and fight me 3 stock with your precious bear and bird Yes. In the fall. Now take your (you) and shut the fuck up
>smashtendies literally seething about an obvious bait thread You look like you're genuinely upset about a silly 3D model.
Luke Davis
Yes
Josiah Wood
i find them funny tho. Kys
Eli Nguyen
You honestly think the hundreds of people reading this didn't try to flag it before? The only posts taken down were ones REBUTTING to the Stevefag.
Face the facts. Stevefags are here to stay on Yea Forums whether you like it or not. They're going to keep coming back no matter how fucking hard you don't want it. There's plenty of other vidja forums you can talk about this that are Steve-free. We won't miss you.
When this thread is over, I'll eventually come back. Over and over. It's clear to me the mods care no longer for you low-life Banjokes, so I'm here to stay. I've been validated as Yea Forums's savior and I will stop at nothing until Steve is in Smash and Banjo is cut. Every single fucking day, I'll start up another thread continuing the apex of my prime objective. It doesn't matter if it takes me years. It doesn't matter if it won't happen until Fighters Pass Season 2. Until Smash 6.
I will keep you here. I will hold you here. No matter how much pain you think I'm making you suffer from- when all the pain is coming from yourself.
This whole situation just shows how much Banjo fans are obsessed with a fictional bear. Even after Banjo's reveal they are still blaming all the Banjo hate on Stevies. Don't even get me started from before the reveal. Most of the steveposting post-reveal (and some pre-reveal) is obvious bait and Banjo fans always take it. Also a lot of Stevies from the looks of it don't even play Smash and just stevepost to make the most popular rosterfag community mad and it's actually working.
The only post that were deleted were from barneyfag(aka You) and one guy who I also think it was you, everyone can delete their posts on Yea Forums
Jason Robinson
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Lucas Fisher
E3 literally broke Steve.
Brayden Thomas
I've got a feeling that this is thread is an elaborate falseflag, or this Blockhead is legit turbo-tarded. No sane person would go out thinking they'll just cut Banjo-kazooie before fall or at all. If anything this thread is a showcase of the thick-headedness of Stevefags and the bullshit that plagued Yea Forums for months. Delusion, dismissal, and denial are the 3 pillars of a Stevefag's brainlet mind. What is even more funny is that when you really think about it, Banjofags have been winning since E3 in 2018 when Phil supposedly met Nintendo Suits and Sakurai. The last month of constant seething from the Blockheads was just the tip of the iceberg.
This moron can smug all he wants, it will never come even close to the joy millions of actual gamers felt when Banjo-kazooie showed up surrounded by cheering Nintendo characters.
lol and people say geno posters, false flags or not, are the delusional ones
Robert Reed
This kid must have lost his shit when Banjo was announced, and not in the way where everyone else was excited, but in the he threw shit across his room and cursed so loud his mom had to come in the basement and yell at him, kind of way. Then he quickly went into a deep denial, and now he thinks if he keeps saying that Banjo isn't real, it will somehow change reality and he'll somehow be vindicated. The dude has truly lost it. It's a little bit sad, but it's mostly hilarious.
Hudson Cruz
Yet now the Banjobros continue to win with the mere fact that they were right, and you were wrong. Blockheads are either assmad rosterfags who's most wanted got mocked or snoybois who cant stand the sight of Nintendo. Either way, Banjobros win, will continue to win and no amount of (you) baiting will ever change that.
I'm getting Trump 2016 flashbacks of seething little lefties trying to scream reality away. These last few years have been good to me, feels great to win.
They're gonna joke that Banjo is actually garbage and that we should have all begged for steve instead with Steve's apparent amazing moveset we could have gotten
Joseph Harris
Good luck banjobros, don’t let these falseflaggers get to you, hopefully Steve and banjo can be on the battlefield one day
>that OP >fucking 393 replies Banjoniggers will never not be the stupidest fuckers on this sight. This should be nominated for worst thread of the year.
I'm no lefty, but even I wouldn't call these last few years winning. Wish we had elected a competent righty, can't believe we chose this clown. Imagine how much better things would be with even the likes of Pence in that position instead.
Camden Hughes
I honestly am certain it's just some troll who probably doesn't even play smash or care about any of this. It's probably the same faggot who namefagged as wiggly tuff years ago
Hunter Foster
Have you switched back to your Barneyfag persona now OP?
Alright, can you prove that Steve is in the game? Cause so far he got...nothing
Owen Sanchez
To be fair, Pence has been a menace as president of the senate I've heard. He has the most tie breaking votes in senate history or something like that.
Ian Sanchez
Yes they were in fact right but it doesn't change the fact that Steve still lives rent free in their heads. That was the long term goal after all
>Steve still lives rent free in their heads Doesn't count if Stevies are constantly making threads about him, maybe if they brought him up out of nowhere. Don't be retarded.
Cooper Foster
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Henry Clark
All of the people in that server stopped steveposting, I should know because I'm in there. The one fag who keeps saying Banjo isn't in Smash because he isn't out yet is just a false flagger who isn't even in the Steve server. Right now the Steve server is just completely neutral.
Banjofags are so retarded they actually respond to the most obvious bait with earnest counterpoints
Jeremiah Russell
Seeing how this thread has reached over 400 replies I'm thinking it does count. Also if you look in any Banjo thread and see anyone hating on Banjo or just Banjo threads in general they are instantly labeled as a Stevie.
Thomas Price
I didn't like our God Emperor at first, but I hated Killery more. With the utter insanity lefties have shown, I am totally fine with the Troll-in-chief dunking on them because I know that all the other Republicans in 2016 would fold to the left's agenda.
Thomas Campbell
GUYS STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO THIS THREAD , DON'T EVEN LET HIM HAVE A AN ARCHIVED THREAD(not like it matters much anyway), IF IT MAKES HIM FUCK OFF THEN JUST STOP
>Stevefag: Woooheee! look how smug and wacky I am!!!! PLease respong! >Banjoniggers: haha lmao you are so dumb! >Stevefag: No UR dumb haha wahoo! >Banjoniggers: no u >no u >no u >no u
No you are a stupid fucker, m8. Only reason I'm bumping this shit thread is to shame you dumbass banjoniggers for letting it get this far. It's so incredibly retarded that I'm starting to think you're a falseflagging stevefag. Also, don't (You) me, nigger, I won't be responding.
How are Stevoids living rent free? The last Banjo-kazooie thread didn't even mention Steve and it hit bump limit. This one is exclusively meant to mock Banjo-kazooie and their fans. It's only getting this far because of Stevoid autism thinking everyone mocking them counts as winning.
Oh don't get me wrong, Hillary would be worse. But choosing vomit over diarrhea is still no real win. We were all gonna lose regardless of who won in 2016, I recognized that before trump did win.
I mean I'm not dying for a new Duck Hunt, R.O.B., Game & Watch, or Ice Climbers games, but I'm still very happy that they're fighters in Smash.
Grayson Rivera
you know exactly where they come from you massive faggot. go die
Carson Peterson
It's hilarious going through the catalog and seeing them. I miss them.
Brody Smith
Kind of like your mom
Xavier Young
Banjofags are about to learn a little lesson known as "The Tortoise and the Hare". They're too busy celebrating an early victory that they don't realize how they're setting themselves up to lose in the end.
My main fighter I already wanted got in in base game. I did get the DLC though but everything past Ridley and Simon was just dressing for me. So watching the threads was fun since I dont really care if Steve or Banjo or Whoever get in after that point.
They've pretty much lost the mental war already, I've never seen such a battered and traumatized bunch since Wan Pissers after Hunterchad posting on Yea Forums.
Aaron Murphy
>Banio already crossed the finish line >"lol dumme u r slcelbrating 2 soon"
I'm very curious to see how they'll end up losing. At best Nintendo will announce Steve coming to Smash in addition to Banjo, they're certainly not going to reveal a fighter, trailer and in game footage and all and then cancel him completely to never come to the game. Nintendo has pulled a few tricks before, but that is not at all the kind of trick they'd ever perform. Banjo is definitely in the game, that is happening. Steve could be at some point after, but we have no real indication of this yet.
Lincoln Diaz
Banjies need to cope and seethe
Wyatt Cox
Well her brain has probably rotted away from being in a grave for the last seven years, so I imagine she's not particularly smart anymore.
I dont know, dude. The dropping unemployment rate and the extra cash in my bank confirms I made the right choice. The county is honestly doing way better than ever before, I call that a win in my book.
Jacob Bell
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Colton Green
fucking homos lmao
Wyatt Ross
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Bentley Hall
>cancel banjo completely people don't actually believe this right?
Elijah Rivera
>They're too busy celebrating an early victory that they don't realize how they're setting themselves up to lose in the end. Isn't that exactly what Stevefags were doing for months on end?
Isaac Hughes
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Nathan Ortiz
>duhhhhhh he wuz in a video I saw on youtube that mean he in game!! Talk to me after you can actually play him. Until then you're just dreaming of childish fantasies. Steve on the otherhand is a shoo-in and it'd be silly to consider him anything less than a series staple from this point forward.
John Wright
To give all credit to Trump on those fronts feels misguided. Like when people blamed Obama for the recession that was just setting in as Bush left him with it. I mean Trump probably did help in some regard, but it isn't hard to recognize we were already recovering and heading in those positive directions in those regards before he won the presidency. It's gonna take some time to really recognize how positive or not of an impact he alone had on these things, but as it stands, I'm not impressed to say the least.
Alexander Long
He's speaking from experience
Oliver Martinez
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Ethan Hughes
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Tyler Sanders
People see instant change as being caused by immediate factors. Slow buildup from actions taken in the past are not visible to the average person and so they assume they aren't present
Robert Martin
Reminder that Steve was friendzoned by the female character the swedish government forced mojand to add. This is canon.
Mason Thomas
Well yeah user, I assume most of them are indeed homosapiens.
Jaxson Sanchez
I don't understand what you're point is? Stevefags were correct in doing so because unlike Banjo he's actually going to be in the game. It's going to hurt much less if you just admit it to yourself that you've been wrong all along.
Asher Nguyen
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Easton Kelly
>It's arbitrarily okay if Stevefags do it! Nice autism.
John Ross
Genuine question, why do you have more confidence that a fighter officially announced and shown off for the game, wont be in, but a character not announced or shown off for the game will then come in and take his place?
Is this the stance that all Steve fans have, that not only is Steve gonna be in the game, but Banjo is going to be cancelled in the process? Like I can understand if you still hold on hope that Steve could be one of the last 2 fighters, but I do not understand the thought process that Banjo isn't happening at this point.
Beyond that, why do you think Nintendo would do that? Do you think they enjoy getting needless backlash? Cuz they'd be getting it nonstop for probably years, if that was something they actually pulled.
Cameron Price
Steveposters were amusing and original. Waaaaay better than Shitty Wojak Edit #714.
Do you honestly believe Banjo will be added to Smash? lol. If you're just joking please let me know because it is hard to tell on the internet, and it's really painful to believe that someone could be this stupid.
Gabriel James
Takes one to know one
Nathan Evans
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Michael Green
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Julian Bennett
I cringe everytime I see steve, I don't even play smash, but I get why they wouldn't want to pander to this audience.
David Gutierrez
see I was entertaining you as troll, but then you go too far and it becomes evident that you are a genuine troll and aren't one of those nuts that actually believes this kind of nonsense. And then the discourse stops being any fun.
Asher Harris
FIVE HUNDRED REPLIES OF CRYING WEENS. FIGURES, SINCE THEY'RE ALL TRANNY TEENS! IF ONLY THERE WAS ANY WAY TO COPE, A WAY TO AVERT FROM THAT STEVIE DOPE!
guaranteed 500+ replies thread because shitposting holds more weight than actual discussion these days, it's all about being "better" than everyone else this place is a fucking echochamber and you know it
This is the only thread he will get, it was only because people wanted to make fun of his sorry ass and laugh at him, don't think even for a second that this is a win for him, no matter what he says, people can actually fight back and make fun of him now
Jacob Diaz
>an official announcement at the biggest gaming show of the year is now the exact same as "some leak on Yea Forums" can't believe link's awakening was deconfirmed
For making it to 480+ replies, here's a new thread. Enjoy~
Chase Murphy
>steveposting thread about to hit bumplimit Sure feels like summer right now.
Andrew Fisher
>4 stop roleplaying cunt
Gabriel Collins
At least wait until this one hits 500 replies or gets deleted by janny.
Landon Martin
Yeah, all these smash threads are really numbing.
Thomas Smith
So are we another day closer to Steve being confirmed for Smash Ultimate? There are still two Fighters Pass slots that have yet to be revealed.
Christopher Morris
Congratulations Stevoid, you actually made a thread that could reach bump limit, and get this, it's also a thread were Banjo fans could derive joy from, joy from making fun of your bitch ass. Cheers, hope I don't see your sorry ass again
Are you all a pack of dribbling retards? How many of you are responding seriously? How many are just pretending to be retarded? That just makes you a retard.
