ITT: Things that make you say pic related

Being nigger free.

Childhood friend romance subplot :^)

Your mom is also your gf

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lots of stuff to do and unlock in order to get 100% and it's all included with the base game at no additional cost

Not be AAA or western.

Murdering commies

The girls are actual characters and not incel bait

Fluid mobility.

non-essential ai compaions like the marines from halo

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cute villains

No minorities, and the women are there just to look sexy.

robot girls

A 75% off sale. And of course I'll have to be interested in the game as well, but I won't buy it before,

skimpy outfits in game and not just in fanart

cunny

Dead or Alive is actually pretty good, even the nigger.

It looks fun and doesn't cost more than $30

DILATE

Based.
"Sex with children" would also do it.

Olay, now these posts are based

OST by Naganuma.

Lesbian lolis

fpbp

tiddies

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Three things will give me this check mark. They don't have to be in the same game, though that's a massive bonus.
>Bikini armor
>Dinosaurs
>Ragdoll physics
I've bought garbage games because of these three, but I've found some gems here and there. I've yet to see a game with all three, let alone a good game with all three, but I will always hold hope.

cute little boys

it's fun

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This picture is so unsettling to look at for some reason, it looks like she is lying on the floor but at the same time it doesn't

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this

but they have to be bigger

and saggier

with the appropriate jiggle physics too

>Edmund McMillen
>Rockstar Games
>CD Project Red

Reported to the authorities

cute furry boys

Ampharos

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Good multiplayer with single player item rewards
No microtransactions(lootboxes, ingame special currency) if the game is 60usd with dlc on top
No censorship, no changes between japanese to american release, china can still suck it
No denuvo, because I am a paying customer
No need to go online to play the game
No region locks for multiplayer but give people to option to avoid international matchmaking
Well optimized programming

I think that's it.

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character creator with height and boob sliders

Off the top of my head:
Church bells being used prominently in the soundtrack, but only if the soundtrack isn't the standard orchestral fare.
Frogs being playable or featured prominently as part members.
Good music in general.
Lots of secret bullshit to find.
Lots of cosmetic bullshit to find.
Any sort of useless but stylish function that I can use to look cool while playing.
Good artstyle in general.
Anything that appeals to my heavy autism, especially lots of big numbers or flashy visual effects with big bursts of items/collectibles/money after an enemy dies.
Anything that appeals to my fetishes.

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All white cast

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>fun
What does that even mean?

>height: minimum
>breast size: maximum

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Job system

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>height: maximum
>breast size: maximum

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Guys turning into cute girls

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Didn't look anything like that to me until your post. Thanks

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mahjong minigames

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>Lesbian
cringe
>lolis
based

As a general rule? Usually atmospheric/immersive setting

As for specifics:
>Can use a MAC-10 with a suppressor
>Can fly a PBY-5 Catalina
>Cowboy theme in a scenario where it usually shouldn’t belong

Pic related.

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Lots of mystery, good writing, and wackiness, mixed with decent good or great gameplay. Try to guess.

You'd buy it if it has fanart?

Morrigan from vsav too.

Game has kemololis.

killing niggers, and killing kikes

Japanese action game.

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someone post the cumbrain image

For 250 000 yen it better come with half the cast of Saki

That's already in every ww2 game out there. Wow so original.

Games that have cute and funny characters

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Yakuza series

canon futanari

Isn't that the prostitute haircut?

no waifubait or weebshit and i might pirate it

HOLY BASED

Always been interested but never gotten the chance to try it. Try again.

>literally anything
>BUT it has cute girls with big eyes

that clearly says cutie funny not cute and funny retard wtf is wrong with you

Good floor textures.

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no DRM

feet
boy feet
painted finger/toe nails

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Whore.

Perfect eyesight

I agree wholeheartedly with this.

this

cute animals or monsters (female)

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Pathtracing is not the futu--

removing DRM from a '93 game

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in order from least to most important:
poison as a viable status effect
oppai loli with huge breasts
belly slider

God, I fucking love Undyne, Susie and Muffet so much

Nothing wrong with girls loving girls.

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>Princess haircut
>"Isn't that a prostitute haircut"
No, retard.

We can rebuild him.

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It is. Only the most degraded sluts wear it. Usually soaked in dog cum.

Based.

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That's cheap as shit for an auto table, until recently you haven't been able to get them for under 500k and that was without automatic scoring

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Women and minorities are not playable characters but are killable NPCs

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You can kill little kids.

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Any games that feature broscience from the acclaimed writers of Yea Forums's /fit/ board?

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_unny

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cringe

what did she mean by this?

Multiplayer that requires purchase

puni

she's measuring how cute and funny her tummy is!

C____

>kill
Not the word I was looking for, but it's alright,

KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ruler only goes up to 16
AHAHAHAHA FUCKING NIPS

Romance options
Modifiable home/base

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The developers odd fetishes.

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she looks distressed about it though, is she unhappy with the amount of cute and funny?

>action RPG
>you can have a party of cpu characters
It is amazing that so few games do this

oh god wtf

what do you see user?

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I dunno, must be some buzzword

It's a child's ruler, so it makes sense.

this but with spats

Not him but I see a demon from the depths of hell, or in other words "picrel".

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it's named dragon quest

it has a city I can explore and I can go into buildings. since a kid that's been my vidya fetish and I still haven't been fully satisfied

based
Nah, retard :)

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is depression quest your favorite?

buy this book

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You have to be 18 or older to post here user

Name one other than Yakuza and FFXIV

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Holy shit are you me?

You also have to be white

It's a game where you get to bounce a ball.

Thank you.

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Nothing sexier than a little girl trying to measure your massive shlong with her child ruler and it's off the scale.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65863964

>missing the point
If your erect dick can fit on a 16cm ruler then your are pathetically tiny

I hope not, because I wouldn't wish my fetishes on any other human being alive.

I think my dick is around the 15-16 cm range, but it's hard to measure because it's curved.

Good point. Nighty night little timmy

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16cm is well above the average user

>missing the point
You missed the point. See pixiv image.

I'm 19cm and girls think it's average

only correct answer

>Log in to see this
Fuck Pixiv.

Almost anything Bioware or Bethesda make, they poisoned the shit out of the well at this point.

Doom is the only exception.

I can drop bombs on civilians like a proper american citizen.

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The game is janky as fuck

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>poisoned the shit out of the well
You can't remove shit with poison. That would only make your well double-bad.

>24 bombs
Whoa mama!

>every WW2 game has russians
What? 90% of them are the american fronts

>last bastion of cunny
This is all we have now, user. This is all we have.

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>Things that make you say "I will now buy your game"
>poisoning the shit out of the well

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Judgement

Blood-related sister is romanceable.

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being /k/ as fuck

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>the last bastion is a shitty website that's a pain in the ass to browse especially if you are an Eop
Dark times

Not the webm I intended but it gets the point across

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Name ONE (9) game like this you dumb bitch

>old fat men
every fucking time

Final Fantasy 8

girls think the top 20% is average

Yea Forums in a nutshell

Reminder that announcing reports is against and the rules and the only one breaking any rules here is you

That's yakuza ya butt

What is your fetish user?

It literally translates tags now and has english interface. It's miles better than it was.

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O rly?

Cutest maid

But it still has facebook integration. It sends every site you visit to Zuckerberg HQ if it has a facebook button anywhere on the page

A fun playable demo.

Every adblock ever has an option to block external js/xhr injections from social cancer networks.

Monogamous gay romance.
Also furry/monster/xeno vore.

Good one. Mother is also very good.

>furry/monster/xeno vore.
Understandable
>Monogamous gay romance
That's just unrealistic

All incest fetishes are sick depraved shit other than father+daughter

Only reason I like Insurgency Sandstorm is because the gunporn is very good. Probably the best out there.

Brother+little sister is great though.

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Mother+Son>Brother+Sister>Father+>Daughter>Father+Daughter
But it's all good.

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that reflection

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Grooming is hot

It's weird when it's the girl grooming the grown man.

>Under 10 hours long
>Consistent Aesthetic
>Tight game design
>No multiplayer
>No microtransactions

Why pay 20 bucks at a hair salon when your daughter can do it for free for you at home?

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Totally different name

Because I have/had my mother to do that.

>Under 10
>Good looking
>Tight
>Only for you
>Don't have to pay
Man, you are sick in the head

Sounds like some very reasonable demands. I'm getting hard as well.

Fun.

based and cutepilled

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Sounds like perfection.

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>rori
>funny
Is this the loli equivalent of wearing something that says "I'm a slut"?

Training stats over time that have a reasonable limit but show definite progression as you continue to invest such as in Dark Souls or Monster Rancher.
A good challenge.
Little girls with shark teeth.

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>kemoshota protag

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Daily reminder that mods do nothing aside from issue warnings for this

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oob was shit, is shit and always will be shit

Can play as a cute girl and romance other girls.

>Fun
Quit it with the buzzwords.

He was right the entire time.

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>rpg
>you can create all party members from scratch

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Reverse rape.

Like the ghost rape in FEAR 2.

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it's a dog

Game has finally hit the desired price range.
Price is everything; I'll play a driving game if it was free (or was paid to do so).
The problem with digital downloads is that the promise was "Now that we don't have physical media, the games will be cheaper... FOREVAH!"
Except all that the developers and publishers did was switch to a new business model.
Now you have base games that are cheap but a bajillion DLCs that hardly ever go on sale or have weak sales.
Now you have games that barely go on sale, if at all.
Therefore, until it hits the desired price point for me, it has to be a pass.

let me kill niggers

>height: maximum
>breast size: maximum
>ass size: maximum
>hip size: maximum
>muscle size: maximum

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BF1 is pretty good at this.

Amazonian tastes.

AAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

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MC wears high heels

I'll take 50 copies.

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Fun is a combination of factors where elements of the game and my tastes align to make it satisfying.
It's useful shorthand.

While they serve a practical purpose of making a woman look taller and makes them walk more seductively without as much need for technique I don't see the aesthetic appeal of high heels. In fact they are a little repulsive to me, like long nails.

Run, don't walk, to the "Amazons of Skyrim" mod for Skyrim. You're welcome.

>builds island full of sexy bitches
>gives it all to you

Zack is an absolute bro

8.8.2018 Direct for Smash Ultimate

Regretted it in the end, but I sold the game to my friend so at least I made some money back

Fully featured Impregnation/Pregnancy systems.

Game has a huge time span so characters changes radically (death, marriages, aging, kids growing) so as the game world.

This.

>have to register to view
You useless fucking faggot

this,
+ moddable & additional patches

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Not published by EA.
Not published by Ubishit.
Not published by Activision.
Not published by Nexon.
Not Epic exclusive.
Not some faggots reselling games they have nothing to do with (like Beamdog).
No invasive DRM.
No DLC/-90% for full package with all content/piratable DLC. Big expansions are fine.
No trannies.
No faggots.
No ugly women.
No niggers as major characters.
No anime.
Under 1k slav shekels for day 1 purchase.

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I wish there were more non-porn games with pregnancy
There was that 3DS game where you could romance the villain and in her ending she has a kid with you, but I forget the name

Is her dick barbed too?

>you could romance the villain and in her ending she has a kid with you
Thats like the best fetish you can think.

ass n tits sliders

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fanservice especially of the loli variety

only if you mod one in

someone complaining that it's too hard

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The funyarinpa

>No anime
Almost based.

Masturbation making you blind was never just a meme.

This picture is bullshit, porn boosts my creativity a lot.

t. porn aritst

Somehow there is zero complaints when a new game trailer from youtube is posted here and it requires a registration to "confirm your age". Fucking double face hypocrites.

Dev openly says he hates gays and trannies.

I agree on all but one setting
>muscle size:Toned with a little pudge on the belly

>pirate a game
>play it for and hour or so
>its actually fun
>like it so much you actually buy it

The game has a cute tomboy as a romance option

why fight it?
put on your best ahegao face and let your mind go blank

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>literally the first "fact" is misinterpreted bullshit as it merely states that people who are born with lower D2/D3 seek more intense sensations
What kind of degenerate brainlet made this picture.

Thicc guys

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You can kiss your party members. Literally every game should have this. Is it so fucking hard to understand, developers?

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choose between:
>a nice villain / antagonist
>is a western
>set at some point between 1880 - 1945
>either German soldiers or Chicago's mafia
>Rosalina makes an appearance

Conservatives want to ban this

You can circumvent that pretty easily.

It looks fun

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first person single player game by a competent studio (i.e. not a lazy indie shit or an asset flip ripoff by a slav school kid)

name? (so i can filter it)

Open World game that doesn't have fast travel.

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Sauce me boss

DRM: None.
Third Party Account: not required.
$X.00 instead of $X.99

A simulator of a bygone era.

Faceless/masked women with full body outfits that conform to their curves. This is peak hotness to me.

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I'm gay

Doesn't count because FF8 is absolutely retarded.

Muh nigga

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Are there really this many pedophiles, or are you just a loud minority?
Would you pay for games like this, or do you only shitpost about this stuff?

>Are there really this many pedophiles, or are you just a loud minority
Where do you think you are?
>Would you pay for games like this
If they're good enough, yeah.

Sir, I need your recommendations right now

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Cute anime girls with bear feet.

It's been statistically proven that if you hate loli and call its consumers pedophiles, you yourself are very likely a pedophile.

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3D high speed platforming with satisfying controls
so basically I've never said op's pic

Damn, is this why he left oney plays?

>16
>pedophile
Why are Americans like this?

seeing this webm brings me stress since I keep on thinking he'll slip his finger and get garand thumb

>Just ignores the last image
This man is nearly thirty-years-old by the way

Two crouch options

So? I have 50 year old coworkers who pick up 16 year olds in bars. It's normal

"ctrl" and "C"

>He's still ignoring the last image where he hit up someone under sixteen

It doesn't say anything about them being under 16

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>Minor
A minor is classified as anybody under the age of sixteen in the United States. Are you intentionally being retarded right now?

Wrong, it's under 21

Akshually, it varies between states, but in most it's 18

In America, a minor is someone under 18, or 21 in the case of alcohol or gambling.

good gameplay AND SJW

For those who don't get it

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She probably isn't even virgin if she is flirting with men online

Kemono = instant buy

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I wish you hadn't said this.

That's hot.

Any of:
>developer removing retarded DRM
>on sale on Steam/GOG
>GOTY edition released with all DLC included

Big sweaty honkers on enthusiastic, good-hearted anime girls.
Army building, city capturing and setting laws in your kingdom

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Holy fuck

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GTA
San Andreas
>Do nothing but bicep curls
>Turn into Terry Crews

5
>Farm tennis/golf game
>Somehow become good at fighting
>

Big fat anime tiddies

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GIB MILKERS GAAAH

sauce?

nvm found it

sauce pls

exhentai.org/g/956162/0ec7acd489/

how do I get past the animu girls?

Hunky musky furry bara men and women

>bara women
nani

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>Practices
No monetization past the point of sale
Mod support
User/Dedicated servers

>Game
-Elaborate and open ended levels with unique visuals
-Not open world for the sake of being open world
-Actual classes instead of having templates
-Limited number of weapons
-Weapons with expanded capabilities, I think the gold standard should be Heretical Doom (I haven't played Amid Evil yet but it looks like it counts too)

Just use hitomi downloader

based

wow

English patch where?

Cute and erotic girls
Macho muscular men
Paperdoll inventory
Item-based puzzles
Descriptions for every object
RPG levels
No Denuvo

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gunnershit court is not a comic

I still can't believe this shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

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In-depth character creation and outfit customization.
More importantly the ability to edit how your character looks after starting the game.

Game journalists hate it

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Tasteful portrayal of minorities.

*Delicious portrayal of minorities (female)

>the ability to edit how your character looks after starting the game
Are we talking purely fashion, or are we talking in the likes of
>Cute girl looks in the mirror
>Walks away muscular man

>buying games with your dick
Nice job outing yourself as an incel.

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gotta eat big to get big, oniichan

>MC is bisexual
>It's also not a fag company like EA or Ubi

A man of taste

As opposed to buying games with your cunny?

Incel is literally just the new word for nerd.

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Games with furries in them but that don't appeal to furries.

It goes on sale.

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That's fine, like in the Saints Row games, but a least give me the ability to change my characters nose if it looks bad when playing.

Also armpits

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Cute girls
Cocks the size of her entire torso

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kys

If you game has at least one of these, in no particular order:
>Swords
>Guns
>Mechs
>Magic
>Cute girls

C***y

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No u

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do you want anyone here buying your game? Thats how you get furries.

>posting anime
Pot calling cattle

>tfw no gf with armpits

Lies
Only about half of Yea Forums is furries
The other half is pedos
(there's some overlap)

so everyone not a furry and/or pedo is reddit then?

Yes

ok I'm off then

For me its
>height: 60%
>breast size: minimum
>ass size: maximum
>hip size: maximum
>muscle size: 80%

What game?

leaky loli pussy

Mulan: The Video Game (based)

Looks like FGO. Gacha mobileshit.

If a game has
>Animation cancelling tech
>Launchers and/or juggling
I'm sold

Funny, those are the exact things that I really don't like and what prevents me from embracing fighting games on a higher level.

What don't you like about them?
I find that they are the best tools for letting players express themselves through game mechanics. Weapon loadouts, classes and character customization are choices outside of gameplay, but in games with crazy tech and combos, the gameplay speaks for the player.

It's unrealistic.

Tough lasses

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Bruh
You sure fighting games are the right choice for you? Realism is like the antithesis of fighting games, if you want realistic fighting maybe try something like the UFC games or Chivalry?

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>shaved pits
Disgusting.

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asymmetrical forces

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Imagine Tekken or Dead or Alive played by scrubs who don't launch and juggle. That's pretty much it.

t. can't appeciate armpit pussy

white male protagonist

Guaranteed replies. Prepare to see this in every thinly-veiled /e/ thread on this board.

Lo Re: Pako Sukusuku Mizuki-chan

BASED AND CUNNYPILLED

FUCK YOU

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>non-japanese(except dmc and re)
>no turn based combat like ff or shit combat like dao
>no run and hide games like amnesia alien agony etc
>no VNs
>no games with no hud because muh reylism(aka insurgency eft..)
Thats it,i can deal with the rest

Dumbfuck

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>except dmc and re
Dumb steamfag

>Cross dressing girls
ALL OF MY MONEY

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Cope

giant titties

If PC:
>released outside of Steam and GOG
>Japanese
If PS4/Vita:
>released before 2019
>Japanese

what the FUCK

Would be a solid consideration depending on their prominence, but not a instant buy
Now, if they were playable, recruitable, and/or romanceable...

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Why is this hot

This is great but Where's the sound

user, pixiv is shit for loli, all Japanese artists uses Pawoo/mastodon in Japan, and just link it in their pixiv

>tfw this was my last sadpanda fap

I'm still in denial, it happened so fast, I was able to save some shit for myself but my brain still can't process that it's all gone forever.

>Height: Short
>Weight: Stacked

>it's all gone forever
I'm still clinging to the hope that this is not the case and that the site will return online any day now. If not that then something similar.

It just works.

White male protag with zero niggos

the main character is dark skinned

Wrong, it's leftists who want to ban this now.

Great.
I've still got no problems viewing age restricted content on youtube without an account.

Haven't you heard? Liberals were overtaken by radical left, so now anyone who used to be left is now a conservative right. These new "alt right" are the most pro freedom of speech group.

Fuck, should I increase the number of new cards I do everyday?

I hate being an EOP.

>would normally shout for sauce like a faggot
>but remembered that the panda is dead
This is the worst timeline.
Yes I know other sites exist you fuckers. It's the principle of the matter.

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sauce

it has coop and my friends play it
the player can get a home they furnish and decorate
futuristic setting but the pc wields a big fucking sword
medieval fantasy setting but the pc wields anything but a sword
it's called monster hunter

Meta Knight.

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Good 2D Spritework with big sprites.
Good movement options or controls as a whole
Feels rewarding to get good at
Secret final bosses & good post games
Good music

Reminder it's a man just like noracat.

Big tiddies

The exact opposite of what naughty dog games do.

This

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>panda is dead
w-what?

>tiles
based

Holy fucking good taste

Breast Slider.

>battle-hardened : scarred, scratched, and chipped

Playable cute lolis

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Dragon Quest V and Fire Emblem Awakening are the only decent games I can think of where you can have children. Everything else that tried it is irredeemable garbage, like Phantasy Star 3, Agarest, and Conception.

Why are trannies and fundamentalist christians on the same side when it comes to this issue?

Cool guns and especially a good shotgun

good gameplay AND loli

get glasses you tard

Fag

>unlockables
>cheats
>no season pass
>fun

Honestly this is generally a good indicator of quality.

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Sexy girls with nice feet. Also nice armpits, booty or tits.

Cute girls with animal ears

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Artwork by Oyari Ashito.

Not even joking. I'm a huge mark.

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yeah this

>it has a waifu

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Are you a gay? female bodies don't work like that.

Good physics engine, consistent ground to air momentum. Genre doesn't matter.

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Space exploration
Non-open world

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Literally just "has cute anime girls in lewd outfits with no censorship of either art or translation".

That's all I fucking want. I buy absolute dogshit games that are way overpriced but because it's a monstergirl panties collectathon, I not only bought it I actually played it. JUST GIVE ME CUTE ANIME GIRLS AND PANTY SHOTS.

Whut game?

Modular customizable vehicle with visual alterations.
Also collection records for anything unique in the game.

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It's made by Nintendo or it's on the Switch

>game is janky but it's unironically great
jank is the best because you can tell there's a lot of passion going into what they made, even if some things function wonky

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exhentai is fucking gone.

It got dutched

Character creation
Character creation with job system
Character creation with job system and catgirls

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It has a fishing minigame.

Based and Shortstackpilled

Big anime titays
Romancing the female villain

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Open world action rpg

None. Panda died along with every single loli doujin.

What?

Theoretically you could look up scanlation groups and download their translations. You could also download raw magazine scans from nyaa or tokyotosho. It's just now impossible to search your particular tag combinations to find perfect material for your interests.

Apparently the biggest loss was old artbooks or something, and /h/ tried to save a bunch of them, but we'll have to wait and see if they actually put together a torrent of rescued material, or make a new site, or what.

It's a first person game, but you can see your feet/body when you look down
You have optional outfits that are unlocked by playing the game
Robust character creation options from a cute little girl to an amazon or an old man anything is possible
Your save data carries over from the game before it
You have day/night cycle in your game and it affects things
Your game remember little things I did

fuck

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CAMBOT

based

what the hell is going on here?
This makes literally no sense, these things usually only look weird at first glance and then you get it, but I can't decipher this after several minutes

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Game has speed

RPG
>can pick sex and appearance, and it makes a difference
>it isn't advertised as ''open world over a 1000,0000 forever hours of gameplay''
pretty much an auto buy from me

Sex bad unless you are doing it the way I want you to do it. Basically

it's not unlike game review scoring.

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a smaller, more dense open world with distinct areas.

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Sayaka is MADE for sex

8.8

Open-world. I'm a sucker for it and I love it.

That said, I dislike it for genres that are best fit for levels. Like racing games, IMHO.

Has online multiplayer/pvp
I'm looking at you Elden Ring

Originality.

I rarely buy western made video games.

A fellow man of good taste I see

Don't attack the pot.

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Big bellies

This

>No DLC
>Consistent technical updates after release based on user feedback

it's just solitaire isn't it

She foes games too, not just porn?

cute anime girls peeing their panties

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Fuck you

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Porn games, but yeah. And Oyari's a man.

>cuck shit

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>
wouldn't be on nhentai?

Actual Game:
>Wacky Wohoo Pizza Man combat
>Multiplayer Co-Op
>Minimal City of Heroes level character customization
>Body sliders

Porn Game:
>Sex Choices: Male, Female, Futa
>Masculine-Feminine slider
>Height slider
>Bodyfat slider
>Muscle tone slider
>Breasts slider
>Penis Type: Single, Double, Triple, Dog, Horse, Feline, Reptilian, Dolphin, Elephant, Avian, Pig
>Penis length and girth sliders
>Balls slider

Girls in silly hats

it is

Here is the list of stuff that makes me go full on "I will now buy your game"
>Medieval Game with Hounskull armor and any Slavic Kingdom (or Moddable Slavic Kingdoms, or ambigious Medieval Kingdoms really)
>Gothic/Church setting
>Tomboy character
>No over designed bullshit (i.e. a Medieval Fantasy setting where the Swords, weaponry and armor actually look Medieval, or a Sci-fI setting where the armor, ships, cities and guns don't look like stacks of glowey flashy metal and steel with pointy edges everywhere).
>Revolvers, especially the Colt Python
>CZ.75 Pistols (I've yet to see a game that has a CZ.75 handgun)
>No Microtransactions, full mod-support and devs that say "I don't care if you pirate this game but please spread the word about this game" (i.e. the Darkwood devs)
>Ageing is a mechanic
>Praying is a mechanic (like Darklands or SoTC)
>Set in the Crusades
>Set in an 80s era city with high crime and shit
>In-depth Magic mechanics that make me feel like a Wizard
>Low Fantasy mixed with Dark Fantasy and historical fantasy (i.e. Darklands)
>In-Depth Alchemy mechanics
>In-depth Blacksmithing mechanics
>A Cyberpunk game where you feel like an actual Bounty Hunter and not just some guy with guns.
>A Demon Hunting game where you're actually taking in contracts and doing actual demon hunting (Hellsign is a good example of this)
>A good double-barrelled shotgun

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Giant crab.

Fucking kek.

skill based unlockable content that you can show off online

yes, there's not enough games with this system

>fps. fucking hate em
>multiplayer oriented
>cinematic experience
>western shit
>censored
>boring gameplay

Does it play like re4

>Strong story choice aspect and complex characters
>Actual gameplay demoed in trailers instead of just cinematics
>Interest in the game displayed by the creators instead of only the marketing team

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If it's for whatever reason is more convenient than pirating.

>fast paced FPS
>realistic asian setting
>fantasy asian setting
>cool demons or aliens
>cool architecture
>plant-like race/faction
>rude protagonist

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Its not on consoles

if it gets good reviews or if I enjoyed games from that developer in the past

cute furry girls :3

>you can control npcs and they hace the exact same moveset
Fuck nier autómata for introducing this near the end and making it completely useless, it was easily the best thing in the entire game

-nny

Exotic romance options

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dog

>Kass is in it
or
>You can mod kass into it

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e-hentai is still up and all you're missing out on is the loli shit.

The longer the boobs are, the better.

can't you just use nhen

This, but unironically.

Finally someone with good taste

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Why is this so expensive? This shouldn't be more than a couple hundred dollars. Does it suck your dick while you're playing?

It's yen. If I recall correctly, the conversion rate is about 1000 yen to 1 freedomsmark.

Lots of vertical mobility or just good motion in general.
>prince of Persia
>gravity rush
>overgrowth
Shit like that. I like games with a good sense of scale and height. God tier games can actually give you that slight falling feeling in real life

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If you're still here, gib good porn games where I can have a horse cock that isn't gay or 99 percent futa

Beefy male elves with body hair.

Skyrim with mods. Honestly you could replicate NPC KAN with the right settings couldn't you?

Based as fuck

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That's the elder god tier of action games. Too bad they don't get made very often.

has a cute fat chick as a playable character

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This, it's so obvious.

monster that I can marry

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even though sometimes

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it will never end well

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Cute girls with character customisation.

A game has timeless graphics, stands out on it's own merit because it's a game, has a great story and some juicy lore to sink your teeth into, memorable characters, phenomenal music, has a kickass post game and is made only for fun; not some political bullshit/whatever the fuck people are upset about now

Basically Banjo-Threeie

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Ouch.

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crying_anime_girl.png

It's like 100 yen to a dollar. Those things are thousands of dollars.

eh, xaqq

That space had better stand for b, user.

Really? Coulda sworn it was 1000 to 1 at some point.

monster hunter clone

Fucking bomblets, when will they learn?

nigga wtf

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can you repeat it but in Yea Forums language?

>RPG
>Time management
>Dungeon crawling

wow you sound fun

>game has black characters
>they're legit africans, not american niggers

U N F

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This made me jerk off to Lana's mom, I hope you're happy

The design of this girl is perfect.

>sex appeal + management mechanics

GYPSY

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TOM SERVO

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Open World

>ITT: Things that make you say pic related

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CROOOOOOOOOOOOW

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supreme taste

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