Good disney videogames

>bringing toddlers to Didney Worl when they won't even remember anything that happened
Anyways, Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue! (PS1, N64, DC, PC)

>childless millenials stop going to Disney World
>Disney World has to shut down due to no one doing
Thanks retarded article writer.

>Childless millennial are the problem
>Not parents with out of control kids
>Not the literal convoy of mobility scooters that boss people around because walking is hard
>Nope, fucking millennials REEEE

Split/Second
Also whoever wrote the article clearly has never been to Disney.
I have been on every park except for Honk Kong and Tokyo.

Adults are the most common sight, fucking Jew York Post.

It's kinda sad, I really don't remember all that I did as a 5 year old in Disney World. I remember really enjoying it, though.

That skate disney game was some good shit

>Going to jewland

Yikes!

The best times to go to Disney are right before/after you are married and anytime after your child is old enough to walk around the park without the parents having to push them in a cart at all.

I'm no lawyer, but is this an implicit attempt to subdue Disney's business and something that could be taken to court? Asking for a friend, haha

I honestly think most kids under the age of ten genuinely wont appreciate it because, in a sense, they havent developed enough to do so. Taking a 5 year old to Animal Kingdom vs. The Zoo really isnt that big a difference

>i've never been to didny worl
It's not that great, r-right guys?

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I think its weirder when people make going to Disneyland/world their personality.

Like sure okay enjoy the park or whatever, but if that's the only thing that I know about you is that you go all the time, you are boring as fuck.

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Its only really good when you go as a naive child. The charm loses it appeal when you have to wait in long ass lines and expensive prices.

>Adults enjoyng Disney, even ironically

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yeah they shoulld be fetching pails of water

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hHXYViI9Y

theme:
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I'd rather go to Epcot desu

Naw nigga, each time I've gone for free cause my buddy works there and it wasn't that great, to be honest.
Universal is fucking awesome though.

Its fun but expensive. If you ever get the chance, do like a 4-5 day trip. See Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom twice and try to do Epcot in a day because it honestly doesnt have a ton of attractions minus Soarin and Mission Space, bit its a nice walkaround and relax park, I really like the American Adventure.
Skip Hollywood Studios unless youre a big Star Wars fan. Its small, cramped, and boring. Youre essentially paying like 100 bucks for Star Tours, Rockin Roller Coaster, and Tower of Terror. No good restraunts either.
See Avatar Flight of Passage in AK if you can even if its a long wait, shit blew my balls off. Its like riding a dragon.

Depends on what you're after. If you want the atmosphere, Disney is pretty fucking good. If you want good rides, there are better options.

Based journo covertly trying to damage Disney.

Doesn't Disney World have a whole big area on the waterfront dedicated to adults?

got my head stuck in the barred fence while waiting in line when I was ~5.
aunt turned me so my shoulders were parallel to the bars and had to slide my entire body through to get me out.
still it was pretty fun from what I remember.

Epcot is really just a fun place. I don't care how tacky it is, everything is just cute and appealing.

kek. feel bad for the kid though, probably gonna grow up to think that shit is normal.

It's fucking awesome when you're a kid.

>millennials are supposed to have children already

What?

It's not any worse than the Brazilians who come and shit the place up with their loud monkey language.

>childless millennials are the problem
>bad parenting is the problem
pick one

There's not a lot of rides, but I always enjoyed going there despite that when I was young.

>giving kikes money

no thanks

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I did not fucking understand this when I went. My trip was a week long and I saw literally everything minus like 2 rides and maybe a handful of the shows (most of which were the ones for very small children)
I cant imagine going to Disney every couple monthes just to see the same shit.

Donald Duck games are the best and this one is my favorite

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Disney is owned by jews now.

Alot of the rides are really chill. Soarins the big attraction but stuff like Living With the Land is nice and relaxing

I found Disneyland to be pretty boring.
Rather spend my time and money on something else.

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Universal Studios > Disney World
Prove me wrong.
>implying anything can top T-2:3D

Having kids is the biggest fucking meme/scam ever.

>Universal is fucking awesome though.
I tend to go there every year or two and I always find it to be a really good time. I got to actually ride the weird Harry Potter coaster seat thing last time and it was fun as hell.

>that nigress pushing the stroller away without giving a single shit where it's going
That pissed me off more than anything else in the video

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It's Disney we're talking about here. They don't discriminate when it comes to sucking money from your wallet.

disney is fun but this article is bait

Never been, either, but I think I'd rather just go to Six Flags.

It depends honestly if youre a big coaster person or not. I think the most hardcore shit at Disney ATM is Expedition Everest but thats chump change compared to Universal coasters, but some people prefer mild to spicy

I am a millennial and I am hitting the mid 30s.

Went for Christmas last year and doing it again this year. Gonna take my kids there one day.

it fucking sucks shit. long lines for decent rides, overpriced tat, horrible entitled children. just go to a 6 flags during an off season

Kid is getting a head start fending for himself

>never got to go to Disney World because my house was set on fire
>never got to play in the snow because I live in Florida
>never got invited to a sleepover because no friends
>never got to experience comfy days because growing up we had just two little dinky gas heaters and no A/C
>still living at home at 30 with no real prospects
Am I here just to suffer?

We'd always end our trip in the Mexico area and it had that little water ride in the pavilion/restaurant. It was nice.

As for big rides, I always enjoyed that Test Track ride, though I think they've changed it since I've last been there.

>tfw I didn't get to go on Splash Mountain because my fatass cousin just spent the whole time eating
I fucking hate family vacations.

Six Flags fucking sucks. I fucking hate it so much it has no theming or anything to draw you in, its just a trailer park of random coasters.

Imagine being a male and being into Disney shit. I could not respect that person even if they made more money than I did and had a wife with kids.

Of what I've played:
>DuckTales remastered
Average:
>Infinty 2.0 Marvel
>Epic Mickey 2
>Epic Mickey
>Kingdom Hearts I Final Mix
Bad
>Disney Pixar's Monsters Inc.

im a native Floridian born and raised here, ive been to disney world at least a dozen times. fuck disney world, it's literally for children. there are some cool rides but the majority of it is boring shit for actual kids. busch gardens > universal studios > shitney world
animal kingdom is ight tho

*dabs on theme parks*

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I can understand the frustration. Going on vacation with a child to a family friendly place and seeing some teenagers acting like assholes is really obnoxious. I don't think anyone above 25 is really a problem though.

grew up with that shit, even as a kid you know its fucked up, most embarrassing shit ever getting all the stares/people laughing at the craziness of it

Going to the movies alone is weirder than going to Disneyland alone Tbh

Los Tres Caballeros? I love that. The Three Caballeros are my favorite characters and its fun to see their little show at the end, and then go get churros.
Test Track is a big draw too but like... Idk man Im in my late 20s if I wanted to drive a car I can just go on the GSP and pump the gas.

When you find that special someone go with them, Disneyland isn't what you'll remember but who you went with and the memories of standing in 3hr lines will

What am I looking at?

When you're a child, it's the greatest. When you're an adult though? It fucking blows.

Ten trillion little shits and shitlets crying and running around, three hour lines for a five minute ride, extremely hot and humid with stinky fat people everywhere.

The amount of zombies with their strollers everywhere is staggering, also the food is overpriced and garbage. Avoid tourist trap "amusement" parks like the plague.

These are the good replies. It's got a lot of storytelling stuff. The rides themselves are just ok and don't really do anything thrilling (mostly, there are exceptions) and make up for it with themeing and immersion.
Waiting in line sucks so try to do research on how to minmax fast pass if you ever plan on going some day.