Wolfenstein Youngblood

lol, didn't say the game was any good. just be truthful in your shitposting.
also, lol game journo reviews meaning anything

user...

the game was always 30 dollars when from preorders...

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>caring about ZOOM Eternal in the first place

Youngblood is political? I heard there was barely any plot, even nazis invading Paris in the 80s is stretching it. Plus the dialogue seems so much more toned down compared to TNC

>Get Woke Go Broke
So if it was absent any woke elements it would be considered a good game?

According to nazis killing them is political.

No, because on a mechanical level its still absolute dogshit

What the fuck is a buddy pass?

You are boring

Sorry I explained your problem with the series so effectively.

>it's mainly the fact that this shit doesn't belong in a fucking wolfenstein game
What does belong in a Wolfenstein game? Wolfenstein started out as a top-down stealth-oriented series.

Id Software turned it into an FPS series.

Splash Damage turned it into an F2P multiplayer game.

Id Software turned it into an RPG. They did the same to Doom.

Machinegames turned it into a Syndicate 2012 clone.

Now Arkane have turned it into yet another hybrid.

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It literally has drumpfposting in it

glad to see they have arkane working on this trash

ORANGE MAN BAD

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Is that all people are offended over?

What, do they make you read it and give you a quiz after or else you game over?

>offended

Yeah man. I totally remember that scene where they force you to read this and repeatedly shout "Orange man bad" at you.

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Politics aside this game looks like a boring Call of Duty mixed with Borderlands, I nearly fell asleep watching gameplay on Twitch and Youtube. Good thing it's 30$ and not a full priced game.

This is a shitty post. You could use it to deflect criticism from any political game that isn't a quiz game

no one is offended
They are laughing at a shit game

The game is shit, but it has always been 30 dollars.
It was pretty obvious that Bethesda didn't have any faith in this game.
They didn't market it, they don't seem to have shilled it to reviewers, and they released it half price.

well if it makes you feel any better whoever added that worked tons of overtime on literal garbage and will probably get downsized
also you managed to get a bunch of fanboys to defend that cringe

It seems like people are making a big deal out of the new Wolfenstein games when what people seem to be offended about is basically nothing.

How do you want your reviews?
>like I want my kids
Say no more.

>Borderlands mechanics mainly.
how bad is it?? why does every shooting game need "rpg progression?" can't it just be a wolfenstein game where you just kill stuff with big guns?

if the game didn't have them it would only be a few hours long, there's not a whole lot here.

I'm most surprised it was so light on story and characterization for the twins, that's one thing Machine Games did well with for BJ in TNC. Maybe it's cause of the co-op nature of the game so you don't have a whole lot of downtime, but still.

splash damage didn't turn it into a "f2p multiplayer game"
splash damage created a team fortress inspired multiplayer component to an rtcw expansion that activision released for free, when the expansion didn't pan out. this was probably the single best thing activision has ever done, and there was no monetization at all.

Can they just not do stupid cringy shit like this please ?

Enemy Territory is literally an F2P multiplayer game.

it's a looter shooter without any loot. You mainly just shoot enemies and complete missions for experience until you're a high enough level to go do the main missions without all the enemies being one shot bullet sponges.

So that one text log is what you choose to dwell on and not the fact that the game is a bad Borderlands with a bad forced co-op mechanic? Do you even play video games or do you just whine about them on message boards?

APOLOGIZE

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How will drumpf ever recover?

enemy territory was freeware and only incidentally released as freeware when the expansion it was part of was cancelled
splash damage was almost certainly picked for this task due to making maps for rtcw and their work on q3f

>enemy territory was freeware
Which is another word for F2P.

has he been beaten up by any more trannies lately?

>le get woke go broke xD

>netflix
>disney
>sony
>ea
They all seem to be doing very well, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's fair to shit on both. It's a part of the video game. A tiny speck of shit on a large pile of shit but it's more fun to shit on that shit than the other shit because that shit was shat out by a Swedish person obsessed with American politics.

Buying the deluxe editions let's you play with a friend for free.

how's that rotting wound where your penis used to be mam?

no f2p encompasses business models in which a game does not incur an initial fee for playing, but provides additional content or services for a fee. these range from league of babies models to shareware models like wolf3d
this is also not a type of game but rather a type of business model

He was?

If only all those companies were doing very well with their political nonsense

He streamed himself bumbling through the streets drunk and crying after getting beat by a crossdresser.

It's a dumb meme that only applies to smaller companies. Past a certain point they can impose wokeness without significant losses. Power is the aim anyway, not money by itself.

HAHAHAHAHAH

didnt netflix just lose 16 billion in earnings or some shit?

He also begged his viewers for money to use to sue the guy afterwards

bros this game has text logs of "letting people from shithole countries" and "building a wall" while whining about their leader.

>stocks prices
>lose

OH NO NO NO NO

but you did lose your chance to get an almost 10% return in your investment in just 3 days if you bought the dip

Non looter shooter shouldn't have any RPG mechanics.

Story:
>America gets liberated from the Nazis and Hitler's fucking dead. Not everyone fights the Nazis because they're racist assholes :(
>BJ goes missing in the beginning of 1980 leaving his two daughters wanting to find him.
>They steal a helicopter and 2 power suits to fight the Nazi's in and find BJ who they think has been captured by the Nazi's
>They go to Paris and take down the three towers that are in control of the area which turns out to be a master ruse by the main bad guy of the game who went undercover as a resistance member to make them start his plan of taking a bunch of zepplins and bombing Berlin because it's the apocolypse
>The sisters go to the big lab where they think BJ is being kept only to find BJ fine and dandy just hiding out in the basement
>After BJ killed Hitler it turned out that Hitler used Jewish artifacts to cause the end of the world when he died which BJ has been trying to fix the whole time under the building because to get in he had to fake turning to the Nazi's and being someone's errand boy for a while until he got fed up and just stole the artifact he needed
>BJ is crazy for a cutscene because he think he fucked the world up and starts bringing up parallel dimensions
>butfirstweneedtotalkaboutparalleldimensions.webm
>turns out the artifact can be split into 2 and goes on the back of the girl's power armor allowing them to telekinesis shit with the B button
>used to fight the big nazi by taking the bullets he fires and shooting them back at him, p good actually
>second boss phase is him flying in a jetpack, you shoot the jetpack and he crashes into a building
>comes out of a tower guns blazing and you fight him one final time
>turns out that the black chick from the second game became head of the FBI, BJ is fine, pregnant girl from last game is fine, etc
>no mention of crazy scotsman or LSD boy at all
>game ends with BJ saying that the main group has to leave and fight the nazi's so the girls are in charge for now

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But goy, if there's less to quantify, there's less we can sell you in microtransactions.

wouldn't die on netflix hill brah the balkanization of streaming services and their higher rates might start squeezing them

>see screenshots
>enemy has level number next to it
Nope
>see videos
>see cutscenes of main characters

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Curious how all of the companies you mention keep their services alive at major expenses, and can only do so because of their extensive wealth.

youtu.be/mCCxTsKvCVY

This game broke the boomer

Why the fuck is there a huge time skip and how the fuck have they not beaten the nazis yet?

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sony in particular has a real mixed financial history and their most autistic division--sony pictures--is kept up by adam sandler, their license of the spider-man and friends ip, and ?the emoji cinematic universe?

>oh wow stupid ass text ruined the whole game for me wow
user you are such a faggot holy shit

continued mildly:
>end cutscene is the three girls sitting on a robot saying they're gonna fight the nazi's even if it's the apocolypse

shit i forgot to mention:
>the apocolypse is a bunch of floods and rain storms so another flood from the ARK which is what I think they're going for since it involves Jews
>main guy realized this before the main Nazi's did so he did a coup against them and hid with his group in the big lab while they planned on what to do
>bad guy and his gf infiltrated the resistance and made it seem like the gf knew everything so the three towers they needed actually made it easier for the bad guy to start his plan
>plan is to put his group on a bunch of zeppelins and just kinda ignore the flood while being the fourth reich

>black chick from second game has a daughter who gets the two sisters together to find BJ and takes them to the helicopter/suits and works for the resistance, gets her eye stabbed out by the crazy gf in a cutscene, doesn't die so whatever
>main villain almost fucks his gf with a gun to her head after threatening to kill her, has her die a minute later as a meatshield
>game has a shit load of fetishes in it like latex clad nazi babes that wear gas masks with the tougher variants, got me hard once. mind control mission early, most missions are fetch quests or go here kill this.

Gameplay:
>solid, no issues here
>AI fucks up sometimes
>enemies feel like bullet sponges, but that's fine because they don't do an absurd amount of damage so it's balanced
>gun upgrade system is hella deep with like 200 different mods to put on your guns
>microtransactions are something you don't have to worry about at all if you do missions and shit cause you get enough coin to pay for your skins (which are the only thing you can pay for with IRL money) and the weapon upgrades (which you can't use IRL money on except for skins which add nothing)
>dialogue between the girls is cringy but bearable mostly

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why would you ever abandon racist social democracy

He'll recover by running another 4 years of presidency

...

wow this is some awful writing.

bj deserved better.

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1/10, "Aryan House Publishing" made me smile, author needs to apply xirself otherwise

This. People who hate on this game aren't sympathizing with Nazis. We hate on it because it's cashing in on modern bullshit in a "What If" alternate universe.

>They all seem to be doing very well

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They ruined BJ in New Colossus.

At least they got real with him being an old man with Fergus if you chose him (the based choice.)

Game was always set for $29.99 price tag dumbshit.

How is New Order and Old Blood anyways? I haven't played them

It's just a piss poor excuse to get you to run through the same areas over and over again, they want to hide the tedious nature by throwing LEVEL UP! At you every three minutes.
Problem is they made the game so boring even mainstream reviewers are seeing right through it.

what was SJW about Rage 2?

Speak for yourself. I come home from a long day of burning synagogues, following translatinx folx around misgendering them, and volunteering at inner city abortion clinics, to shitpost about castle wolfenstein on a chan full of weaboo lucky star pedos, all because it's the only way to save the hwhite race. This is a deadly serious struggle.

Also, fuck Borderlands and fuck leveling mechanics that scale damage. Such mechanics were designed by Semites.

It's true because it rhymes.

>I'm not a nazi
>But for some reason I identify with fictional Nazis in a fictional video game that are based off of the literal historical Nazis
>and as a result I get offended when I see them getting killed in said fictional video game
>I'm not a Nazi though
??????????????????????????????????????

excuse me but it's weeaboo lucky star lolicons
try to get these things right in the future

New Order is great, Old Blood is okay.

>Machinegames turned it into a Syndicate 2012 clone.
TNO was good because it's almost a 1:1 Half Life 2 ripoff down to the manhacks.

>i'm not a spartan
>but for some reason i identify with fictional spartans in a fictional video game that are based off of the figurative historical spartans
>and as a result i get offended when i see them getting killed in said fictional video games
>i'm not a spartan though
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Orange fan sad

What do you expect from /pol/ bait: the game?

that doesn't happen, though

It at least is priced accordingly. Wish I knew why the overall design seems so messy. Was it originally a horde mode DLC like in Old Blood?

when you go for a physical tell your doctor that you have been experiencing difficulty with your theory of mind

?????????? that doesn't actually happen, though?????

I like how you can tell a game is going to be a disaster if it has an Nvidia tie in to recoup the losses.
Oh god Control is going to be shit isn't it, Remedy no!

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I'm just tired of WW2 in general. I mean I get it's like a mythos now almost a religion about WW2 the greatest generation europe america triu,[hing over said evil dudes. I'm sure I'm not alone with this opinion. The game is over the top with this tripe. Literally clown world meme in the dialogue and protags.

tell your parents you're a nazi

Wasn't the one of the Nazi's big successes in The New Order the super-concrete? The one that was a major plot point and made all their structures and forts pop up like daisies and be impenetrable?

No true son of the Vaterland would take advice from a filthy pink triangle who spells weaboo with two e's.

>"new" sjw politics ruined the Wolfenstein series
imagine being this retarded and unironically newfag

Who are you quoting?

i'd tell you tell your parents you are a dragon but your father is long gone by now

old blood is great new order is ok

But thats correct.

Wolfenstien is asbout killing nazis in castles and shit not sassy black niggers and lesbians

I'd be interested if they let him have a son/sons but I don't care since he had daughters.

everyone knows the original social studies warriors were extremely racist ww2 veterans that didn't want to fight in the western front

I don't need to, I can look at you.

I dont like when they try to be campy. Its really forced and unfunny.

wolf should be a little out there, they are just bad at it

>the one thing they did well with TNC
That was the worst part. The game might have been passable if it didn't have the whole “FUCK YOU, DAD!” storyline

It sure would be awkward if a real Great Wall existed in real life... Possibly in an Asian country.

>if the game didn't have obnoxious grinding mechanics it would be x-100h long

big brain

If you think otherwise, then it is you who would be the newfag. The old games were just nazis. Now, with the inclusion of bizarre, very butthurt, in game notes, its very clear that theyre simply using nazis as a strawman for whomever they disagree with politically (ie anyone right of Stalin)

People are offended by how retarded these games are becoming.

Imagine being so obsessed with another country’s politics that you cant help but inject what will be an extremely dated attempt at a “zinger” into a game, for everyone to mock you for years to come.

Instead of cheesy shit about cheesy nazis you get woke protagonists, woke side-characters, woke plot and texts and dialogs with current year politics in your face, everything low quality and topped off with atrocious gameplay features from some of the worst tendencies currently gracing shooters and a buggy mess to boot. A good series turned into a throwaway irredeemable garbage, probably made cheaply by token hires and riddled by sjw shit, because "why not it's going down anyway" — it's the general tendency that normal people don't like and not just in video games. And you probably meant to imply that killing nazis in any context = current sjw politics and a sole reason why this game didn't get good reception, who's the retard here?

Why do you redditors even come here?

because reddit is awful and they haven'y figured out why or what caused it. Like someone from a shitty family escaping only to continue with the behavior they learned

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even the text is orange

Jews sabotaged it.

not really, all the other things ruined it for me
i don't find Trump jokes funny and ignore shit like this in games

everyone is a nazi in the game. Just like the inside of sjws heads.

I seriously hope this is trolling

>A GIANT CONCRETE WALL IN GERMANY IS NOT PLAUSIBLE
OHONONONONO

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>hella deep
why did i read anything you wrote before
you disgust me and this game disgust me

It would be even more awkward if there was a jewish county in the middle east keeping everyone who isnt jewish out and they murder little kids
but only in another universe.

But you didn't, you brainwashed mongoloid.

>moving forward

only leftists talk like this.

>America gets liberated from the Nazis
So what is america like now?

>After BJ killed Hitler it turned out that Hitler used Jewish artifacts to cause the end of the world
So Hitler was right all along?
WTF?!
Did the writers even think that through?

it was commie wall so it's alright, just like china wall

>liberate paris from the nazis

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Pathetic hypocrites. How many people wanting politics out of gaming have said shit along the lines of 'only good gameplay matters'? The game has pandering political content but the gameplay is good. So overlook its faults and play for fun.

Also Wolf was always a series about social justice. It's a fucking jew murdering nazis and killing Hitler!

we did it reddit

>but the gameplay is good
It's just another shitty generic fps like every other western game.

>game has a shit load of fetishes in it like latex clad nazi babes that wear gas masks
That's probably a reference to RTCW, you had these chicks in tight black leather clothes running around with silenced STENs.
Pain in the ass, honestly.

islam is based, even hitler knew this

>wolf has always been a series about being a braindead leftist
Wrong. You are either a fucking poser newfag or one of those swedish developers

Wolfenstein should be no more political than Indiana Jones. It should not be some fucking swedcuck’s personal dumping ground for his grievances against American elections

Thank god we stopped those evil nazis.

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Read some negative steam reviews, gameplay is not good.

When did you last play Syndicate? Wolfenstein reused its combat mechanics, sound design, and so on. It's the same team, so no surprises there.

Same lol

A lot of the Steam reviews are bitching about the game being a co-op FPS based on replaying the same missions repeatedly despite the fact this is exactly what the game was advertised as.

Youngblood has issues, but imagine buying id Software's Doom RPG and whining that it was a Doom RPG.

>Get Woke Go Broke
Yeah remember how RDR2 flopped and all those Christian conservative games where niggers know their place were massive successes? We finally rose up

Indiana Jones is super political.

>christian conservative game strawman
Name one

It's literally just killing nazis user you're making things up in your head to justify your emotions
>braindead
The ironing

It has always been $30, it wasn't lowered because of bad reviews you gigantic dingus.

No its not. Unless you want to talk about the fourth one where Indiana hates commies and votes republican

Yeah I was joking there arent any because nobody wants them lol

>killing communists is political
>killing nazis is not political
Expand on this intellectual insight

yeah doom did pretty well

Indiana Jones is a character who steals shit and puts it in museums. This is an explicitly political subject. It is also a super pro-Jewish, pro-Christian, and anti-Nazi series.

>killing ronald reagan
>notes all throughout TNC referencing trump and calling him a nazi
>strawmanning all christians and/or white people as evil through evil daddy storyline
>specifically stating that white people are nazis, only commies and black supremacists are good guys

its not kill yourself subhuman swede

who did he steal things from

Thats not political. Thats neutral. Indiana Jones doesnt run around saying “if you dont suck off stalin, youre a nazi and need to die”
Nazis in indiana jones are generic goons.

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