Whats the Cookie Crisps of video games
Whats the Cookie Crisps of video games
Cookie Crisps is shit
*Exits thread and removes from watch list*
>cookie crisps is shit
Fuck off, we don't need another smash thread
The old mascots were better.
snowboard kids
Garbage that's a bland imitation of what it's trying to replicate? Probably the Thief reboot.
bioshock infinite
Colossal Berry Crunch with marshmallows is better
Cookie Crisp is based, fuck you
Anything Peter Molyneux works on
I like to imagine the milk is the wolf's cum
What's the Kelloggs Cornflakes of videogames?
Pong
Not the first video game but represents the idea of what a "video game" is
Where's his jacket gone
That wasnt the question.
Cookie crisp is basically a breakfast cereal masquerading as a dessert. But it's not as good as actual desserts. So since video games are the desserts of entertainment, the cookie crisp of video games would be any cinematic game that is more cinematic than gameplay.
I remember when it came out I bought a box and it sucked cock.
*I sucked cock
Ill eat some CC but honestly hes right. I mean, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is pretty spot on when imitating cinnamon toast. Cookie Crisp however, well, id rather eat an actual chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. It really is that bland.
>no nutritional value
>loaded with sugar to hit people's sweet tooth
>masquerading as a beloved desert
It would be any game that uses the skinner-box as core gameplay mechanics
It would be MMORPGs.
It would be cookie clicker.
>jrpgs