Yea Forums plays xcom
today we will be playing on super human
I have never beaten this game so advice would be appreciated
name a place for the base and a name for the base
Build it in the Arctic
I don't care where you out it, but call the base Fuck Jannies
middle america and call it waffle house
>never beaten it
>superhuman
this is going to be a short thread
ok so now I need a name
Buy lots of rocket launchers and heavy rockets for the upcoming terror mission
also build 1-2 storage rooms to avoid micromanaging the loot
Area 51
Good luck Commander
Glad to see that someone finally decided to make one of those threads
now we need 8 names
Osama Bin Laden
Chen
E.T Go Boom
Rich Evans
Blow Job Blazkowitz
Revolver Ocelot
Baba
Octism
Santaman
while we wait for names what should I research?
The very first one in the list
Atomic power
>those screenshot
you can also take them by pressing F12
also research medkits
Minecraft Steve
cool lasers
now we wait
our rockets are in
gonna need like 20 names
oh shit a ufo do I wait for names or go get it now?
Drunk Suika Ibuki
The God-Emperor of Mankind
fuck forgot image
oh my
Name the first team and do the mission.
we almost have 16 named soldiers at this point, right?
also name one JC Denton
FUCK
THEY KNOW
Blue-Suppository
we got lasers boys what we researching next?
Medkits, better safe than sorry.
oh fuck its been too long
good luck commander
Dio
we got another chance boys and I'm not wasting it we strike now
bad news I forgot to buy anything other than rockets
Agent 47
are you playing with the musclegirl mod?
I don't see a problem here, just use rockets only and pick resupply from the dead
Mister Lister
Lautrec of Carim
Yeah, rocket everything to death until you can equip laser weapons
HERE WE GO
CuckFuhrer420
Dick Kickem
go get em rocket man
Lupin III
sorry for the wait folks I had some tech issues
go allahu ackbar on them
smoking ramp
Slab Chunkmeat
>Night mission with no flares or incendiaries
pablo.gonzales.2011
op needs to stock up on some HE for the full ackbar experience
Rich Evans spots an ayy
Boardwarden Janny
>it is a night mission episode
Chen dispatches it with extreme prejudice
excellent
This time she will get to Cydonia
I WANT TO BELIEVE
a filthy ayy took a shot at baba but missed
Minecraft Steve found the ufo
FIRST BLOOD!
this is going to well no one has died yet
alien spotted
don't jinx it, the game somehow ends up punishing you every time you say that
Minecraft Steve got hit but tanked the shot
baba is alien killer
baba found an ayy
Blow Job Balkowitz took down the ayy
fuck again
is this the UFO were they keep all the retard aliens because these ayys are pretty stupid this one just walked right up to us
Going in the the north pole actually turned out to be a good choice: there are no obstacles stopping our rockets, and also there are no barns
Minecraft Steve killed the ayytard
baba found another ayy
If you're playing with adjusted Earth axis, there is polar night at winter.
low TUs, and no allies in sight, Baba's in a pinch
baba is kill
W-we can just undo the move, r-right?
JC is in a pretty tight spot right now
Someone notify Booey
quick, activate the energy shield
I forgot, in unmodded OXC, is there a point to throw smoke after your guy is detected by ayy?
There's a lake behind him, hope he put points into swim
JC got killed but Osama got the ayy with a reaction shot sent Minecraft Steve to confirm the kill
it can still block LOS, so yes
I'm sure that the ayys can't shoot you if they can't see you
gonna send big E to breach the ship now
Well, in OXCE functionality they "mark" spotted unit, but at the same time there is no-LoS accuracy penalty. I should replay original one of these days
the unthinkable has just occurred the immortal God of Man has fallen to xenos scum we will honor his memory by writing of his great deeds in the blood of the xenos scum
octism has avenged our fallen emperor
Fuck, is that UFO carrying Horus himself?
Suika has spotted another ayy
Revolver Ocelot got knocked out
Quick, complete the mission before he bleeds out
this is bad that ayy is still alive and everyone is out of TUs
A-at least he can't throw a grenade inside.
this mission escalated very quickly, it was all going well
Ocelot is dead but the good news is that ayy didn't shoot anyone else
oh fuck
ayy eliminated
Time for the injection. Thanks dog.
nice one!
I think the last ayy is in the engine room
the fool stepped out of his metal box
wow, i was bout to play this for the first time
Then i realizate i dont know how to play this and just, gave up
easy kill
4 xcom ops dead for 8 xenos killed id call that mission a success
It's not dorf fortress, you can play it blindly. Just don't start on easy, -50% ayylien accuracy turns it into a snoozefest.
It went really well considering that we were ill-equipped
stats
[spoilet]keep trying user you can do it[/spoiler]
loot
The Undercarder
PROMOTIONS
how did ET get promoted he didn't kill anything that op?
>rich evans spots an ayy
OH MY GODDDD
the fallen
press F boys
F. That alien must have been pretty good
F
stuff like shooting still improves your stats by a bit
Richtofen
Juicy
F
eff
we got more supplies
(You)
Pedro
gonna need 4 more names
King Harlaus
Zoomer
Cirno
Todd Howard
Juicy
Uwe Uwe Uwe
Pinochet
UFO spotted
Time to send more rookies on the ayy grinder
TIME TO ZAP, BOYS
Don't forget to buy Avalanche missiles
it landed also I for got to get names for the Skyranger and the interceptors post names
Skyranger Neetcave
Soul Plane
He was a good man. What a rotton way to die.
Garuda.
VTOL
lets rock and roll
Godspeed
These ayys won't know what hit them.
ok NOW lets rock
Lautrec of Carim got shot as soon as he threw the smoke in the ramp
damn, that was fast
At least it wasn't blaster. Also you can throw smoke on the ground under your feet without provoking reaction.
everyone in the front had missile launchers except Lautrec of Carim this may be bad
You will pull through, user. I believe in you
Blaster Launchers are still several months away
good news not only did that not kill friendlies I also heard 2 ayys die in the blast
Dio found some friends
If only he had a knife.
Is it possible to damage the skyranger in the tactical map?
I positioned Rich Evans to help Dio out and an ayy took a potshot at him from the darkness
METAL BOXES
No, it's completely indestructible
I took a chance with Dio he missed and got ventilated
Damn you JoJo!
I tried to kill the ayys with atomic power he missed but got one with the blast he then got killed by reaction fire from the south gentlemen we are surrounded should we retreat?
Retreating from a small UFO? Not unless we lose something like 10 soldiers
You have to mod the weapons to some ridiculous number I think.
this fucker is finally dead and after only 1 more missed shots
Finally
Osama has spotted an infidel
Glorious jihadi incoming?
Minecraft Steve destroyed the ayy
FUCK
sorry he was too low on TUs
THERES THAT LITTLE SPACE NIGGER
Fire the rockets!
E.T. got him
Truly, E.T. Go Boom
I think the only ones left are in the space ship
nice, dude finally earned his paycheck
Sgt. Minecraft Steve got nailed by reaction fire as he was rounding a corner
HE'S OUT
Sgt. E.T. has a little present for the fucker that got minecraft
There it goes our best soldier...
HOW DO I KEEP FORGETING!!
STEVEBROS HOW IS THIS HAPPENING??
revenge
breaching
He deserves to be our designated grenadier with all pre-primed explosives
ayy spotted
ayy terminated
And another one bites the dust
Protip: you can open the door with right click to sneak peek inside.
breach team got killed octism and drunk there are at least 2 ayys in the shuttle
FUCK
Send in the second wave!
i love xcom
Rich just spotted a dead mother fucker
dead mother is now a dead mother fucker
Goodie.
>inb4 Rich dies in the next room
Rich just spotted another dead motherfucker
It's like I'm having a deja-vu
2 dead mother fuckers and the mission is still not over
>no mods
meh
if Rich don't make this shot he to may become a dead motherfucker
fuck
I'M SORRY
it cant end like this
I'd sidestepped and end the turn, but that's not fun.
He can still make it!
E.T. got him
He deserves another raise, he's a hero
The lean mean E.T. Bombing Machine
well gang it looks like we got a mystery on our hands
Luigi Mario
uh-oh...
Oh shit, a pial of alien jizz. Truly, XCOM needs it.
sneaky little nigger
It was old man Cydonia. And they would have conquered the Earth if it weren't for you meddling rookies
E.T. got him that mission was interesting to say the least but most of our troops got out alive so its a win
stats
loot
E.T. needs a promotion
promotions
the fallen
inb4 E.T. becomes the commander
o7
>Chen got promoted
>Not Rich
I can't believe Suika is fucking dead!
Didn't even realized it until now
well Yea Forums I think I'll call it a night I should post again sometime tomorrow a hell of a lot earlier than I did today until then sleep tight Yea Forums
this was a really good thread
Goodnight, user.
Goodnight Commander!
we hardly knew ye
>I have never beaten this game
kek
>advice would be appreciated
Do not start on Superhuman or Genius.
Even Beginner can be a struggle if you're retarded.
Don't fall for this shit. Go america.
kek
But I haven't fallen a sleep yet. The fuck do I do now until I pass out?
Install OpenXCom and play it
What a useless contribution to this thread
Are you retarded