Oh snap, the evil user has captured the Alligator and is about to dunk her in deadly princess infested waters

Oh snap, the evil user has captured the Alligator and is about to dunk her in deadly princess infested waters.
You, the Ominous Knight, must use your vidya knowledge to rescue the hostage.
How do you do it?

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I send my minions at him one at a time.

Just chop the tiny little shit in half with my massive fucking axe

Thats easy
I fuck his weapon

I fuck user!

i want to FUCK the rope thats hanging the alligator up

First I fuck the user (no homo), then I dive into the princess infested waters and fuck all the princesses to pacify them. Finally, I fuck the alligator.
Might try my hand at something if the thread's still up tomorrow.

Well I- wait a minute...

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Looks like i will have to sacrifice myself.

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There is a whole board for this faggot shit.

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NO user, DONT DO IT

do it

summon Obama
SUMMON OBAMA

Give them bloodborne so they can have a great time.

Reload save

I think the game's bugged

oh noo?!

Draw funny face on short man with Purple marker

Oh Shit Yea Forums rescue the princess from the Black knight and the Neko Underling

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that card...

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might as well bump since its kinda dead in here

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Name a better team than technophiliac (with mask), pure psyko girl, and chad versus the heiress. You can’t.

I have a threesome with them, princess excluded.

Remember when these threads were about vidya ways of solving the problem instead of waifufaggotry?

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Remember when you weren't a gargantuan faggot?
Yeah, me neither.

nope

bump

Rape

FOOL OF AN OP I WAS THE EVIL user ALL ALONG
HAHAHA
NOBODY CAN STOP ME, HE IS DEAD NOW

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>The World. Time has stopped.
>I was under the ocean for 100 years, and then my coffin was picked up from the bottom of the ocean. I killed all the sailors who were on that boat, then I got to land and fucked a whore.
>1 second has passed.
>After I killed that bitch and dumped her body on the road, some creature resembling an ape approached me and said to me that I "can't do tha shieeet mang" and asked me "wudda fug" I was doing. I sucked him dry, in both ways.
>2 seconds have passed.
>And then, when I took a shit, which as a superior being I unfortunately still need to do, this thing came out. It was a weird blob of brain flesh and tentacles. I soon discovered that if I put it on someone's forehead, I can possess them. I realized that the Joestars were still around because of that one ugly country bitch. Damn, that kiss was good though. Mud faced bitch... As I was saying...
>3 seconds have passed.
>I realized that I must eradicate the remaining Joestars. While I was fucking another whore to further my everlasting climax, I felt as if someone was watching me, and then I realized that it was some old guy. A Joestar! That piece of rat shit clogged in a 3rd world toilet was choking his shriveled up chicken to me and the whore.. I decided I must find and kill him no matter what, and realized that I could feel him across space and time. Not in that kind of way.
>4 seconds have passed.
>I realized, to fulfill my goal of eradicating the Joestars. I needed a black man. One that was easy to influence and would do whatever I say with a little persuasion. Fortunately for me those were plentiful.
>5 seconds have passed.

>I eventually found him. He didn't believe in gravity. What an idiot! Exactly what I needed. During my time in the ocean, I forgot how to read, so it was quite embarrassing but I had to have this inferior being read books to me so I could learn about the new world I entered. At least I still learned about how while I was under the ocean, the war against the giant fish monsters happened.
>6 seconds have passed.
>When I learned he was reading fantasy books to me, I almost killed the fucker. I still needed him for my 20 year plan, though.
>7 seconds have passed.
>After a long time, I met this ugly piece of shit named Dan of Steel. He was perfect for my goals. He introduced me to this old hag and I got to stick an arrow up her ass, then she accidentally shit it out and it flew straight at me. Next thing I knew, I had my Stand, The World.
>8 seconds have passed.
>With my new found power to stop time, I was finally ready to fucking destroy those Joestar assholes once and for all. I never felt it, but I'd bet you that disgusting grandpa Joseph was watching me stick that arrow up the hag's ass too... What a sicko.
>9 seconds have passed.
>Now that I have told you my story, you will die without ever even realizing it. Die, Evil user!

>black knight
U just KNOW

bing bing wahoo

ROCKET LAUNCHER

>Ser Knight head
Excellent.

Bonza, mate!

>Gangsters no more
>Stalker became a turbo slut
OOF
Old Batter, Iron Guardian and The Tower, but you know, is hard to find someone charming from the whole rooster

drawanon, pls post your pic of this beauty from the last thread if you finished it
also fuck jannies

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And upload it to Princess booru:

princessbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

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Ask the evil user why he is doing it

Spin2win user, fuck the princesses, eat the gator, hang myself with the rope

Is this Florida?

no this is patrick

hope to be able to contribute to these threads one day

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Epic

kill jestah

But...Jingle is our friend

creeper

Don't care, is my game, is my money, kill jestah

Nice!

I want to fuck the Alligator

Everyone wants

The jester is dead. Game Over.

then draw some porn already, this thread is moving at a fucking snails pace

Based Jerma culling the furry menace

Well worth it, mate, she's shit.

>furry killer
>kills a scalie instead
where do I file a complaint?

>he says as posts his oc waifu

c'mon
draw something
I'm slow at this

Oh no! post princess is in danger but first you must defeat this post.

Use your videogame knowledge to defeat this post.

Oh no please user save me!

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I use up 5 mana and cast [silly wojak].
This post can't possibly recover.

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Reply to this post or else your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

what have you done

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Here's one of the ones from last time also.

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Princess is fat, bad girl have no boobs, Snake is the sexiest of them all.

Well you're in luck then

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haha wouldnt it be funny is the snake ate you haha just as a joke haha

I'm happy with the events that are unfolding currently.

No, fuck off vorefag, you are ruining a possible snakeblowjob.

I don't think that would be very funny my dude.

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Snake was the true princess all along.

I roll to seduce the princesses in the princess infested water and try to convince them to attack user

This is beautiful and based

Is it wrong that I want to fuck a snake now

Not if the snake wants to fuck you too.

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Based

don't die on me yet

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posting mine from last thread

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I love Pacha

Excellent.

nice
Is that princess from another one or is she new?

i drew her up to look like the first princess oolong drew

I'm not sure why I did this.

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Chuck Norris isn't real there's no reason to worry about his roundhouse kickpqh3ierpafhn; aij;faeoipj

use your vidya knowlege to get them out of the ravine
youtu.be/kLjCbU7eF4s

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SAVE THE SCALIE PRINCESS

Why don't you do it? I'm busy doing some accounting stuff.

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posting my oc again

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