Fantasy rpg with tons of weapon types

based and redpilled

There is a lot of ridiculous actual weapons too though, especially in the East.

I'm all about something that fucks up shit in one hit if connects, so something like heavy cudgel/mace.

Not enough fantasy games let you go into battle with a poleaxe just magic swords, spears, maces, and axes.

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It's niche, it's ridiculous, it's egregious, it's totally overkill
And it's my baby in whatever game it's in.

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I like the morningstar mace. I first grew infatuated with it playing Morrowind as a kid and seeing the Ordinators with them. It stuck with me so much I bought one a few months ago.

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I was never into bows until I played Skyrim and Dark Souls in which case it's absolutely overpowered as shit. Otherwise, one-handed maces or hammers.

A large mace or cudgel would probably be categorized as a maul.

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based hammerchad

"fookin legend" Dagger please.

Always a bitch for the large weapons like pic related, perhaps thats compensation...

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Judging by the pics, maul is more like warhammer, and I'd go with something that's more like the weapon Vagrant Story's Minotaur Boss wields.

Poleaxe waifu is the only clear choice
>brunette
>glasses
>best banter
>teaches you cool tricks
>teaches you about love making for the sole purpose of procreation

>greatsword
>slut
>designed to protect a single objective from many opponents

it's literally the anti-slut. The fuck is this guy on bout.

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Warhammers were typically pretty small, especially the heads, see the thing this guy is holding? That's what Warhammers looked like.

Mauls are the big ones with the large heads.

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>designed to take on many opponents

Take on, not take in.
It's allegiance is to one.

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for me its the club
simple, effective and gives no shits about armour

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I actually remembered the exact kind of weapon I like (visually, lol, have no idea how good it is at actually smashing stuff), it's tetsubo.

Is there a weapon that has as much simplistic elegance as the bow? Where my archer boys at?

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Why, boomerang, of course.

Stealth archer always wins

This is you

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Claymore.
The only swordfu you need.

Only other acceptable weaponfu is a halberd.

If you're going up against armour you'd probably want a warhammer not a club.

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>Where my archer boys at?
reporting for duty

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>you do realize archery is the superior combat skill right?

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>That pick side.
Penetrate me deep, you ruiner of days.

warhammers are just long metal clubs

Its missing the knife made for war girl.

>game has spears
>can't group up with other spears to form a spearwall
>spears also do barely any damage when stabbing someone with no armor, and don't keep them from running into your face

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That's not axe throwing

Don't underestimate that little hammer head either, it'll also ruin your day.

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Sure, but its also harder than swinging a heavy metal object and can be countered with distance and a thick enough piece of wood.
Javelins are neat though.

yea guns are just metal tubes.

you guys sure the best weapon isn't bow? bow is best, ya?

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bullets are just very small sharp clubs

>Very few games let you use a shield with a spear.
>Too few games make spears any good compared to just swording through everything.
>When spears are given depth, they almost never have a legendary weapon that's worth a damn,

bow is nice

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Wizards Staff

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Hit me with them crossbows senpai.
Crossbows are cool as fuck.

Sword and Shield looks like Winry

bow can do everything crossbow can do but better

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>Favorite curved sword is the Falcata
>Barely any game has them, if they do they're almost always shit
>Favorite straight sword is the Schiavona
>It's punctually a fucking random fantasy straightsword that is not even remotely a schiavona

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Bow is nice indeed.

They're usually not all metal, most were mostly made of wood with just a metal head and maybe some langets to reinforce it. It's just the combo of a nice metal pick and a nice metal hammer head for focusing your force that helps it deal with Armour. A club tends to spread out your force too much.

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Black Powder Firearms

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this hilt seems too small for a longsword

You can troll people with spear in Bushido Blade 2. Damn, this game deserves a remake.

i see
warhammers are just thin clubs

it's just Burst vs Sustain.

Longbows are OP, but you want them crossbows to deal with pesky knights getting all up in your boys.

You cannot be a dark elf bard dual-wielding bows though.

>Crossbow
>load bolt and comfortably crank back string
>wait for target to present itself
>*thunk*
>load bolt and comfortably crank back string

>Bow
>wait for target to present itself
>draw it back
>oh no target moved out of sight
>holding...
>HOLDING...
>ahgugh HOL ufGHER DING... THERE
>*thunk*
>Phew... only a few seconds and my arms are already tired, how long do I have to do this again, oh right non-stop for the next 3 hours... shit

The hammer bit on the end is actually the defining factor

A thin club would be a stick

okay then a war hammer is a thin club with another thin spiked club on the top

This post reeks of garlic.

Yeah pretty cool isn't it

So guys, how practical the sword cane thing would be IRL?

yeah man what if we made a machine that can throw massive spherical clubs at things
sounds great right

Weebchads ww@?

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I'd imagine they'd be pretty practical as a form of self defense against muggers and such.

>game has an unarmed class/weapon
>it's good

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what if the clubs exploded too and threw out many smaller, clubs.

I like to think of them more as a metal hand on a stick holding a knife, but that's just me.

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You are now aware Bastard Sword isn't an actual designation but rather a catch all term for any sword that can be used in 1 or both hands.

I'm unironically eating garlic bread right now.

Sup Yea Forums

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>game has a complete unarmed moveset
>it does next to no damage
>there's one weapon that makes it viable
>it's a magic-based weapon

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Based and Garlicpilled

Ned Kelly is the biggest chad to ever grace that side of the world

Longer than an arming sword but still short enough to use in one hand, so versatile. What didn't you understand?

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>poleaxe
>pretty slow
swordfags are retarded, as usual

There are plenty of basket-hilted straightswords not explicitly called Schiavona though.

>What didn't you understand?
What don't YOU understand about bastard swords not being an actual designation.

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great idea
but what if those smaller clubs were on fire

It is though, any of the shorter Longwords which can be readily be used in one hand are regularly referred to as "Bastard" or "Hand and a Half" swords. To just say Longsword would be inaccurate because that referees primarily to a two-handed weapon if we're referring to the medieval period, while arming swords are one handed weapon, Bastard Swords are in-between.

You should probably research the topic more to save yourself from future embarrassment.

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A club/axe that doubles as a pipe

You are now aware that the average warrior through most of history would have referred to any sword as "sword" and most designations were added later by historians to help distinguish various broad categories of swords across a long expanse of time

*Japanese drum sounds*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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For me, its the most over the top fuckoff huge weapon I can wield, extra points if its a two handed axe

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I generally like:
-Standard longsword with shield. Dragon's Dogma was the most fun for a shielded swordsman.
-Halberds. Dark souls gave satisfactory combat.
-Spears with 1 hand. If 2 handed, glaive or halberd. If 1 handed, let me have a shield. Dicey to make this good combat however. Can't really name a game that has done it satisfactory for me. I swear there was one but I forget.

I fucking hate Zweihandery oversized 2 handed swords It's the shittest weapon for a bunch of mindless faggots who want to cosplay as their idol Guts or Artorias and they should make like either of those losers and get raped by Giant black things.

You 2 handed bastard/longswordsmen are fine though.

I believe the Romans (and perhaps the greeks?) made distinctions based generally on nationality.

>jumanji yari

Are there any good halberd games outside of Dark souls and for honor?

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>tfw underrated weaponfu

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Kirbys Super Star

It's weird the best girl for me is also my favorite weapon Sabre

>It's an autistic pedant gets btfo episode
Love these

I just don’t understand where they got easy to read and predictable from.

Bastard swords are just swords that tend to let you down at the most inopportune moment, as opposed to decent swords.

So basically they're swords you wish you didn't have?

weapon waifu you dumb sack of shit
quit stealing Yea Forums's terms and bastardizing them
never ______fu

Yep.

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>not combing both

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that's just a longsword tho

another picture of a longsword

>many opponents
its in your post m8 the greatsword loves orgies

so warhammers are for the micropenis warriors on the battlefield with weak wrists, got it

more games need flails

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Longbows are good against fully armored knights as well, arguably better than crossbows in some areas. British longbowmen were devestating to french knights.
The british could employ so many longbowmen because they made it law that to hunt or just generally participate in games, you had to use the longbow. They had a pool of already experienced plebs to draw from

guns are basically magic users in fantasy settings

>classic longsword
posts a picture of an arming sword, never change retard

Then call me Hermes Trismegistus, bitch.

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why is this look so aesthetic?

>when the magic is the worst style to use in the game

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You're a cuck
I'm Greatsword and Rapier is my waifu, bitches cant stay off my dick for a second

Appeals to modern sensibilities with the earliest rendition of tacticool operators while capitalizing on ye olde knightly plate.

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also something about penetrating native nubile girls, i'm sure.

>nubile
FOUR HAND SPANS

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well said they do mesh so well, what a glorious time it would have been to be alive then
true as it is they due for being the strongest

Good taste. As I've got older I've become more of a spearfag myself, seems like it would be a more efficient weapon defensively and offensively.

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dont kid yourself fag its just another sword with a small blade and big handle

HAMMERCHAD ROLL CALL

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Well Yea Forums, would you?

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>belts on his bracers
>belt as his scarf
>belt at the top of his boots
why does japan have such a fetish for belts

yes.
bring it on.

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the feeling of tightness like a lovers embrace, for the japanese a belt enclosed on ones form is the closest they can achieve.

Damn that dumper is juicy

Aye.

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Warhammers and poleaxes tend to be my favorites unless there's magical versions of said weapons.
Only one way to find out if it's truly haunted, so yes. Reminds me of a haunted guitar amp that used to be in my family's possession, it would cause all sorts of bullshit. Whatever spirit inhabited this amp had the ability to physically move objects, cause bright flashes of light and even voice his opinion. I've personally witnessed other spooky shit this thing has done, other than this shitty greentext.
>weekend about 7 or so years ago, step-dad's drummer stops by to practice
>usually practices for an hour or two before leaving
>goes for about 30 minutes, gets finished with a particularly difficult-sounding section
>runs out the front door without a fucking word
>find out later from my mother that the drummer heard the words 'good job' whispered into his ear
>noped the fuck out

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I actually couldn't give an ass about weapons so I always pick magic. Nothing has ever stood out to me as particularly aesthetic outside of off the wall shit like Logarius' wheel and Friede's dual scythes.

>Real combat
Poleaxe

>Larping
Longsword

Perfection breeds envy

you have the mentality of a prepubescent child

maybe if you're a manlet

Z W E I H A N D E R

This needs work.
Katana and sabre need to be curvier ladies.
Rapier know just what to say to hurt you.
Deflects any attempts at being close.
Will warm up to you if you can deflect all her piercing insults.
Will force herself on you if you aren't paying attention.

Katana
Curvaceous and usually dressed up in expensive fashion.
Pretends to be fierce and has a sharp toungue.
Likes to show off
Hard to figure out her real personality at first but
Is actually sensitive and frail.
A good all arounder, and a high maintenance girl.

My choice IRL is katana>rapier>longsword>huge swords like nodachi and big two handed scottish long swords>naginata

Thank you. I feel like, in a way, children are closer to reality than adults and that they have a better understanding of what matters. They can be massive fucking cunts sometimes though, but that doesn't really change into adulthood.

I went through a HEMAfag phase recently and it felt like I was emptily chasing the aesthetic of reality in what is out and out fantasy. That's really unfulfilling. I'd rather be messing with interesting concepts that you don't see that often. Also don't get me wrong, there are some really fucking good looking weapons, they just never feel right as the focus of an ensemble unless they have that crazy flair. Basic stuff is still good, but as long as it goes hand in hand with magic.
Regardless of all of that, nowadays I care more about the people holding the weapons than the weapons themselves.

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Would knock with my cock/5
Would make her bow before I plow/10
She can ARCHER back when I fire into her bullseye if you know what I mean.

The tuck sword on top is incredible. I love tuck swords.

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I love spears too. Long and pointy weapons are peak design.

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Warhammers are good too. A bit out of my comfort zone, but it's the only choice if you're against armour.

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A lot of sabre fencing basically just boils down to parry -> riposte. Compared to something like longsword (the most popular weapon in HEMA) it's pretty straightforward.

People like to meme about it being braindead but it's also an easy system to learn and teach to large numbers of people in a short amount of time, like soldiers for example.

Longswords are so unbelievably complex due to the length and the fact that the entire sword is useful as a weapon. You have near limitless possibilities for what you can do with a longsword, but a sabre, being shorter and curved, is very good at a particular thing. Calling sabres predictable is similar to calling pikes predictable. You're doing one thing with your pike, and no other weapon is better at that one thing.

>but a sabre, being shorter and curved, is very good at a particular thing
Which is looking aesthetic as fuck when swung from horseback.

Test

Polearms are just so sexy.

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It's less to do with the qualities of the weapon itself and more how systems are taught and practiced.

As I said earlier, the way sabre fencing is taught is very straightforward because it's designed to be taught to large groups of soldiers.

Looking at Liechtenauer longsword sources from the middle/late 15th century, you see things like single time counters, weak vs strong in the bind, pressure levels and direction in the bind which determine what you should do next, etc.

>only choice if you're against armour.
Wrong

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There is nothing more freeing than playing a game where your character isn't the main character. I don't feel pressured into playing my character in a "protagonist" way.

>It's less to do with the qualities of the weapon
The way the martial art is developed is because of the qualities of the weapon. Liechtenauer taught longswords because in a duel scenario, they are generally the most useful and can be used incredibly skillfully. A warhammer, for instance, due to its qualities, does not have extensive martial arts behind it, or any sufficient martial arts, because it is too straightforward to need any advanced training.
Maces are worse warhammers. There's more utility on a warhammer, especially when you have the spike on top. The nail side of the hammer can be used for piercing, for hooking weapons, armour, etc. A mace is essentially a weighted stick which really, really hurts.

I prefer playing some ordinary sod to playing the chosen one. Fuck chosen ones.

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Maces are better than weighted sticks, since those flanges stick in armor, upgrading damage from really, really hurts to holy shit it hurts.

You can put a spike on top of a mace too, besides a mace has no edge alignment so all hits you make are good hits.

I really like the idea of a weapon casting tool, especially something like DS2's chime mace or dragon's dogma's Magik Shield

Dual wield daggers only

>tfw my weaponfu is only in one game
How do you cope?

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Bet you are fun at parties

Poleaxe of course

look at this limp wristed edgy faggot

stop being nice, you're ruining my mood.

...

>Not a single person said Sabre
Fucking FOOLS

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fuck off fat fetishist

doesn't change the definition, do you call your cutlery at home swords? if so you are a retard and I have nothing to gain conversing with my intellectual inferiors

Now that's a big knife young lady what're you doing with that here?

>stop having fun
tell us more about where the big bad mean man touched you user

on brand for Yea Forums

if the hilt has space for two hands its a longsword, space for one an arming sword. greatswords are modern terms for brainless film and video games masses arent another designation just longswords with longer blades

imagine not being a long mace chad

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I can relate OP. Swords for life. Normal, magically enchanted, long, short, giant, etc. It doesn't matter and I always will have one nearby no matter the genre.

Well, it says right there that sword and shield is the perfect GF.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLAIL? THEY NEVER INCLUDE A FUCKING FLAIL

Mordhau cancer squad

Great swords are the best

Billhook because fuck horsefaggots

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A real clown weapon

It was only a matter of time before the autists arrived

Sword and buckler is cute and almost as shy as me.

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All of that is wrong, but that's cool.

This to be honest

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So sexy

What's the separation between poleaxe and halberd anyways? The ratio of axe to spear on the weapon?

this thread just makes me wish bannerlord was coming out ever

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1d4chan.org/wiki/Pole-arm

>One of the most iconic pole-arms, differing from the poleaxe in both form and function. Intended as more of a formation weapon than an individual weapon, both the shaft and spike were longer, as it was primarily a thrusting weapon. While possessing an ax's blade (which typically featured a slant pointing downward as opposed to a straight parallel or circular edge), it was less used for chopping (due to its unwieldy nature) and more as an extra attack; the ax was used in a draw cut in case the thrust missed its target and attempted to close in. The blade could also pull a mounted knight off his horse, though the bill was better known for this tactic. In the early Renaissance, the Halberd was a favorite weapon of the Dobbeltsöldner, being a good weapon to bump away enemy pikes and then blend the innards of the peasants holding the pikes.

The thing you and your ilk don't quite get is that Bastard Swords are a subcategory of Longsword just like Longsword is a subcategory of Medieval European Sword which is a subcategory of Swords.
It's really not complicated I don't know why you have such a hard time understand this.

except arm peasants

>>>>>>>>>>>

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For me it's the "Evil/Cursed" weapon trope. What are some vidya weapons that fit this trope?

I know of:

>Akujiki - Shinobi
>Kitersu, Blade of the Archfiend, Dark Dragon Blade - Ninja Gaiden
>Umbra - Elder Scrolls
>Bewitched Alonne Sword - Dark Souls 2

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Imagine being a god and getting owned by a fucking sword and board elf

20 KILO WAR HAMMERS

If it's a game where you can speed about like a flashy cunt, then a polearm that you can wave around in unrealistic ways is a must.
Massive bonus points if your character can be dragon and/or lightning themed.
Yes I'm an Ornsteinaboo, but I wanted this before DS and you can't actually play as him.

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what? fingolfin loses.

Odachi with drawing techniques
The best kind of stupid anime fighting bullshit

Ornstein is a really cool design. It made me want to be a spear dex fag but unfortunately non of the games made the weapon act as cool as he looks.

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rapier and dagger

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>science fiction game
>katana is the most power weapon in the universe
come on son

Off looks?
Sword and Board
Off weapon?
Sabre

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gotta go with the dansen uchiwa for those sweet mini-crits

>science fiction
>fiction
science fiction = fiction explained by pseudoscience instead of "it's magic baby"

i.E. Katana = muh over 9001 folds

>game has shields
>there's literally no point in using them because you can't ready a swing while blocking and the enemy isn't punished for smacking it
what was skyrim thinking? IIRC Shields didn't even block magic damage either, so they were doubly useless

>short arms asian
made for shortbows

>471990154
long arms asian
made for longbows

STOP

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Pathfinder has decent Falcatas. It's a rare weapon, but it's pretty effective.

:^)

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I use dice, bro

LMAO Keep seething longsword cuck.

Greatest weapon ever built by a man.

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Imagine getting a fucking hardon while she stabs you

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She clearly brushes her ass against the crotch on purpose. Killing probably gets her sopping wet.

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I go with magic guns whenever I can.

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Or she just uses the extra leverage to pull the sword free

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Which sword

I won't play a modern military/sci-fi fps that doesn't have a p90 or a suitable knock off

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SICKLEBROS

WW@

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nah, breh, watch it closely. She likes to get stabbed back.

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Yo, what game?

nice

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Ninja Gaiden Razor's Edge

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Thanks user.

nah man, she wants the D
U can tell from the pixels and from being stabbed myself quite a few times

It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collectors item

Posted that variant because they look magical n sheeit.
I prefer pic related any day.

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I'd bet Ocelot would be pretty damn stoked if he got a pair of SAAs engraved with magic runes that glow and give a damage buff if you spin the weapon before firing.

In a row?

>Not knowing about the buffs
Pros know when to back down just from seeing their enemies' weapons
youtube.com/watch?v=SEzskNtFnIY

that's not a halberd, that's a poleaxe

How bad is it that I like this movie?

It isn't, because I fucking love it
I just can't get enough of intentionally over-the-top acting, and it's so high up that it can't even see the top any more
I think they realised early on how ridiculous the Shakespearean would sound in this setting and just rolled with it

>fantasy rpg with tons of weapon types
>can't use the chaddest weapons of them all
thanks mordhau for letting me live the polearm dream :)

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