Doomguy:

>Being in hell that long turned him into a demon

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I don't watch shows for girls so I don't know what that means

The point isn't that they're bad, though, it's that Dacote's a demon now

You intentionally dumbed down the Slayer's characteristics, though.
Slayer:
>unending hatred for demons, but also for people like Hayden who are retarded enough to mess with them
>savagery and rage is something unseen before by the demons of Hell
>no tolerance for Hayden's supposedly helpful plans, believes any fate for mankind is better than one with demons
>also shows nuance, not getting angry at Hayden until he sees the corpse in the elevator and makes the connection that it's Hayden's fault, and most importantly
>is not mindless or hateful of everything, as he purposely made a backup of VEGA without being told to, as he knew VEGA had no part in this and killing it would mean killing an innocent "person"

You should try actually reading the OP.
>Begins on the wrong foot with mankind
>His character arc is his humanity having him put into worse and worse situations all because of the actions of people just like the men and women who sent him to Mars
>He keeps cleaning up the mess that people less knowledgeable than him keep making
>Every time he thinks he's made ground saving the world he loves, he finds out that the people in charge keep making stupid decisions that undo his work at a catastrophic level
>His entire life is akin to being the janitor of a frat house and he reached his wits end years ago.
>He no longer respects humanity
>As far as he's concerned, he is the smartest man in every room
>Forever trying to save his own race from killing itself

you right I'm a faggot

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

>first doom
>pick up black health kit
>DUDE RAHE LMAO
>GRAAAHHH SMASH

One thing I hated was fucking everyone was saying "Dude hes so epic, by punching the monitor hes saying fuck cutscenes xD" but you still had to watch it and all the cutscenes after, walk around Hayden's office, sit and listen to him bitch when you destroyed those energy generator things, it had plenty of cutscenes. Yeah, it could have been a lot worse, but people act like it was totally clean.

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there was like

>>kicks the shit out of a machine rather than disassemble it
Yeah, the Argent Purifiers.

Doomslayer's fed up. This is literally #9123481513i time the UAC has fucked up, considering the soft implication that even fan wads are canon, and A LOT OF those go with "the UAC fucked up and opened another portal to Hell, go deal with it."

Then you get into shit like Argent D'Nur, where basically alt-universe Humanity fell to Hell. If he's cleaning that up (and fan wads can support this, feels like Evilternity actually plays with this concept) on top of the UAC messes...well, just gets more depressing.

The only constant in his life is killing demons and watching mankind basically give him a new place to kill demons.

It's hilarious and depressing to think that basically Doomguy has signed on for fucking Hell's shit up to become as monotonous as wageslavery at McDonalds. The hatred has to keep him going. Nothing else would.

Stopping what I'm doing is never fun. They should just tell you everything over the com thing. Also if glory kills didn't completely stop you from moving that would be a lot better. Let it kill them depending on the way you're moving without needing to watch him rip another head open.

Given that a lot of American soldiers married Vietnamese women, you think Doomguy's gonna end up marrying an imp?