Face it

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i cant wait for BotW 2 to face sit on the predestines

sauce it

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idunno the first one was just ok

same.

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sauced it for you

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exhentai.org

There's not that many Zelda doujins, so just put the right tags on exhentai.

>he's talking about a game that's not being released until 2022
>he's made 15 threads about BOTW today
>this is the shit depths he's sunk to

OP is a fag, what a shock.

I don't

Yes, by appealing to the lowest common denominator like the last game.

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Sorry pal, you didn't count on this one. Looks like this just ain't your lucky day.

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i want to surprise mount her

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Imagine having this image saved on your computer to use as "ammo". Please, please, PLEASE have sex.

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>competition on the Switch.
So, BotW1?

Already did. Your mother squealed like the pig she was, dumb cuck

based

fuck you dude

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based

Feel like you missed the news, exhentai killed itself
Please no, it hurts to even joke about

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>Face it
I'd love to face it. Bury it right in there.

FUCK YOU

ill face it head on

I'm so fucking excited for the sequel that I'd give up jerking off to Zelda's butt if it meant I could play it now

i sure hope zelda's ass doesnt blow me away, haha

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I will never understand fartfags. Possibly the worst degenerates on the planet

i dont think i can give that up

wait, they're actually making a zelda called "Breath of the Wild 2"? since when have they done that? every zelda has been "Zelda(insert fancy name here)". now they're just doing numbers? is it a continuation of the story?

Yes, there was a teaser and everything

we don't have a name yet, we just know it's a sequel to BoTW
there was a TLoZ 2: Adventure of Link (1987), and in Japan A Link Between Worlds (2013) was named as a direct sequel to A Link to The Past (TLoZ: Triforce of the Gods 2)

this

The one day I have my face in my gf ass all day and she isn’t gassy fml

>face it
I'll face it alright

agreed, they should get gassed haha

Also Majora's Mask wasn't Ocarina of Time 2 but still a direct sequel, right?

there's a cinematic trailer on youtube

>they should get gassed
based

I was mostly focusing on numbered sequels, but you're right. Link's Awakening is also a direct continuation of A Link to The Past
probably some of the DS games are sequels to other games too but I'm not familiar with those

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wish i could understand it myself. the noise, the smell, its all so wholesome.

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I want zelda to blow me and crush my cock with her ass.

braaap

Eww

Do you think they knew?

Just look at those quints

haha youre high man

pretty sure those are QUADS

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I'd love to smell her ass whether it be with or without my consent

___ _ ____ ____ ____ __

>face it, Nintendo is going to run another expensive propaganda campaign of paying for positive reviews and paying for negative reviews to be deleted so it seems like BotW2 is the best game ever!

modern nintendo might be the most soulless videogame developer on the planet lol.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0VuE16ARdRK

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what about mine?

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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE ____ _____ ___.

Finish this sentence for me.

what a waste of a good melon

>he thinks people like BoTW because it has a high critics score
hehehe you're cute, user!

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>competition on the switch

So what now were console warring against your own console?

cringe and yikespilled

give up and then jerk off to botw2's zelda's big ass

POOPS WITH THAT

only if you're a girl (female) and ask it very nicely like a good girl

Switch owner here, I don't give a single fuck about Zelda

BotW2 is just going to complete the storyline that was intended for the first game but had to be cut and filled with Ubi-Towers & shit.

giwtwm

most of the user reviews gloat over how high the review score is.

most retarded shitter threads on Yea Forums are filled with retarded shitters saying "97"

thanks for the compliment though, but you're not cute.

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Have sex

were gonna have to wait for all the gatekeeping faggots to hint at it for 20 posts before some chad give a link

masturbate and dilate, incel

Join Islam

Standing by with my folder in the event this turns into a buttposting thread.

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the only reason people bring up scores is to bother people that wear different colored hats
you don't actually think other anons care about that stuff, right? I hope you don't either

Is it Zelink?

I wish I could face it as close as possible

>scat and diaper "artist" Merunyaa

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hssps:// nhentai.net/g/219738/

BOTW already "blew" people away. And that was by being a decent Zelda game. The sequel needs to actually fix the problem the first game had. It can't skate by with the same flaws this time. And if it has Zelda as a tag along character, it's going to suck royally.

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eats water-melon

>face
>crush
>that pic
It started out as one fampai

Just fucking go for it.

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same. based brap poster

its unironically a part of the user-review high-score reasoning.
>"GAME MASTERPIECE JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY JOURNALISTS RATED IT SO HIGH IT IS OBVIOUSLY GREAT MUST GET"

you dummies don't care if the game is good or bad. you just care if it gets a high score, which is something nintendo can offer because they have a shitton of money that they've completely given up on utilizing to pay people to do decent work to actually produce a quality game that could stand on it's own.

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Nintendo makes a new zelda every 6 years or so like pottery. It probably won't be titled "BOTW 2", but I'm sure it will use the same engine the last one just used. expect it in 2023 when their next console releases so it's available on 2 systems. Unless they do a Majora's Mask type thing.

>grabing

Only if she's completely useless like she was prior to getting her powers, or becoming a supercharged version of Yorda from Ico and just one-shots all enemies with every jiggle of her ass cheeks

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fucks black guys

>cute girl doing something gross
Thats literally it. Its something every chick does but isn't considered attractive at all so most girls(and guys) pretend they don't do it. Sorta like taking a shit.
It isnt the act of farting but the girl who's doing it.

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>modern nintendo might be the most soulless videogame developer on the planet
>Konami
>EA
>Activision
>Bethesda
>TellTale
>about 500 others

>lol

she's gonna surprise rip a fart down your throat

that's what all console war faggots do. deal with it.

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konami's shit games get shit on
EA's shit games get shit on
Activision's shit games get shit on
Bethesda's shit games get shit on

Nintendo's shit games get lauded as masterpieces, despite literally being shittier than everyone else's shitty games above.

It's not Zelda-related, so I'm waiting for the inevitable transition into a standard vidya booty thread.

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Guy was probably ESL, or too busy cranking it while he typed out the text.

The problem will be, if she's with you all the time, it'll essentially be an escort mission. And you can climb, run, ride a horse or anything else. Plus all the other issues escort missions have.

But I'm guessing Zelda will just be in the opening scene, then get captured, turned to stone, disappear or whatever else.

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This and that Paya gangbang doujin almost ruined my dick.

fucks dogs, guys

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that word does not mean what you think it means.

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All those groups have shit games that people praise and obsess over. And people rag on Nintendo daily. You just selectively focus on Nintendo and ignore the others.

I don't know user, I think you might be projecting
notice how you were the first and only person in the thread to bring up review scores
did you play the game? I did, and I enjoyed it quite a lot
you should try enjoying things sometimes instead of building a personality around disliking stuff

have you people never had a woman actually fart in your mouth? well I have. and it was absolutely the foulest fucking thing I've ever tasted in my life. she would rip farts straight into my mouth as I sucked them from her asshole from underneath the covers, and I could tell she was laughing about it too. don't think for a second that it won't make you regret it, because it will about 5-10 minutes into it.

yet I still want more

Only if her pathfinding is fucky and she can't handle her own in a fight.

are you just deflecting or are you really this stupid.

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one that she was desperately trying to hold in?

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It was used properly, dipshit.

>this is the first BotW thread on Yea Forums

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Watch out, you're gonna make the beaners mad with this post.

she's more than happy to let em rip when your lips are wrapped around her asshole

based fart sniffer

Cringe. Fuckin loser lmao

Nothing of Zelda? I mean, she's got quite a collection due to Botw, one would assume you'd have pics of her and the many other famous vidya butt sluts

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I found a word for it, it's called EFRO and i love it

I cant stop fapping to botw Zelda, please help me

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Choose one to spend the night with, faggot

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it went on for at least an hour. the farts got worse and worse it felt, more tangy pungent until eventually it got to the point where I was barely even cognitive I remember. then suddenly she said she would be right back and got out of bed. was gone for maybe 5 minutes while I lay there finally out from underneath the covers just enjoying the fucking break from this torture when she comes back, turns out the lights and sits right on my face. I promptly start sucking her asshole again except this time it was moistened and had a lot of debris inside and around it.

I just never got around to saving any of it, I suppose. Or I don't consider any of it good enough for my 'help thirsty anons' folder.

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based chad

everytime someone brings up BoTW's review score is to annoy insecure companyhatters
there has never been a single instance of an user mentioning the score as a reason for why they believe the game is good
why do you feel the need to spearhead the holy crusade against Nintendo and BoTW? it doesn't seem like you have much of a reason to enter this thread if not to be bothered by it
was your highschool bully named Mario or something?

I'd say there's a fair share of good ones, but I can get that there are plenty of "meh" or just really basic looking ones too.

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I pick Zelda but Link can watch while I fuck her silly

I'd give anything to have her rip a fart straight down my throat

>EFRO
>Erotic Female Relieving Observerance. >watching women fart, pee and poop, yet not in a hardcore, scatological way.
huh I never knew there was a word for it. Never liked seeing a chick shit, piss, so on, but I like watching/sniffing the act.
B&R brapbro

How did we get one of the most effeminate Links and least effeminate Zeldas in the same game?

Can we just make the "it's been 0 seconds since Yea Forums last bitched about Breath of the Wild" a permanent sticky or something? It's been 24/7 without end for two and a half fucking years now.

That's been a thing for nearly 20 years now, back when places like wetset still had a forum that wasn't entirely dead.

those link hips
post more curvy links, please

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Most of what I save has a certain 'curvature' to it. What you posted is too flat to justify saving.

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Wasn't that flat.

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>shut-in Zelda knocking out the most overpowered Link to ever exist
she farted in his mouth, didn't she?

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not him but i'm guessing the user you replied to was the same user i passed the term on to a few days ago. i was floored when i found out about that term a few years back as well

>are you just deflecting?
>he says after deflecting

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zaku suck

>I cant stop fapping to botw Zelda, please help me
Turn on English voices.

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I want to see Urbosa teaching Link how to properly fuck Zelda

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This is a little better, but it's still not good enough for my folder.
This is pretty good.

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>Be me
>never played a Zelda game
>Feel so utterly lost on where to start
>dont want to go threw 10 million games
>only really have interst in Majora's Mask cause I've heard its weird
what do boys

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thanks mate, very based of you

The first time I saw this I laughed so hard my asshole exploded.

Her English VA was lacking, but hardly that bad.

If you have a 3DS, Ocarina of Time 3D and A Link Between Worlds are the ideal starting games.

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>Love ass, love anal
>Have to contest with scat faggots, fart fetishists and ass cuck worshippers

It's a painful experience.

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farts and shit comes from girls asses too, deal with it

Better, but still not good enough.
I think the underlying issue is that all of these just aren't thick enough.

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Its the worst isn't it? When you have fags like that infesting your butt fetish who are even below subhumans like armpit and feetniggers.

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I wish it were me too, user.

You act like scat fetishist insert themselves into all ass-related topics, they don't. And the fart fags are more often just trolls who know they can annoy people with the brapposting

As a pissfag, let me tell you about diaperfags and why I hate them.

if you're worried about the timeline stuff, don't worry because that is completely irrelevant
there are 2D and 3D Zelda games, you can figure out which style of gameplay you prefer but if you're curious about MM, start with Ocarina of Time and then play Majora
A Link to The Past is a great first 2D Zelda to play, BoTW is great on it's own as it's considerably different from the other games in the series

Not like a great ass always has to be thick, just possessing a great shape, which I'd say a lot of these do. Even genuinely smaller butts like say Garnet can be nice even she's not going to compete with the likes of Claire Redfield or 2B.

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What does Zelda's ass smell like?

i don't intend to annoy people just spread the joy of the fruity fragrance that leaves a cute girl's butt.

It's a personal taste thing, then.
Most of the anons who've jacked off to my posts have typically expressed interest in the thickness.

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>that pantie line
Fuck.

her constant falsetto voice pisses me off to no end

*blocks your path*

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I actually never really thought botw zelda was all that attractive until factoring in the English VA's Hermione-like sort of almost scholarly voice. The performance might be bad but the voice adds to the design imo

I won't deny that thickness can enrich the greatness, just saying that there can be some greatness found in the smaller examples.

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Ass expansion is the best ass based fetish.

Shame it's virtually nonexistent compared to breast expansion.

Give it time.

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I don't disagree with you, but my tastes range from thick to borderline fatfag.

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Why not both?

And btw, I'd make Link and Zelda my bitches

Link would take Zelda's ass, I'd take the holy land and both would beg for my cock. They'd be calling me boss by the end of the night while I play my Spotify playlist which consists of America, Herp Albert, Kenny Loggins, The Doobie Brothers, ACDC, The Rolling Stones, Toto, Jimi Hendrix, Ronnie James Dio, and Hall and Oates

Afterward, I'd make them swear allegiance to me as we'd team up to take down Ganondorf and other threats, Captain N style

Fuck it all, go all in or don't

Simple as that

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Its gotten a lot more popular lately.

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I feel like it's never going to catch up, at least not without some people pushing it a bit.

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Play Ocarina and Link To The Past since those are THE MOST beloved games that shaped future zelda games. These two are the only games you could consider almost required. Its nice to see how the series both evolved and devolved in different aspects. Play Majora after Ocarina cause its a soft sequel.
After that play whatever you want. Or don't. Zelda games can be picked up anywhere by anyone desu, and If you dont enjoy a game don't fucking force yourself through it.

Not enough, and certainly not many sequences like breast expansion gets so much of the time.

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Its either butt growth or overall weight gain but christ expansion kinks are a lot more popular from what I've seen then compare to even 10 years ago.

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Do as says, but be sure to use the 3DS versions

Optimal versions of the game

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All fetishes have gained a lot more traction in the last 15-20 years, largely thanks to the internet and many sites cropping up to cater to many things. And as much as we may largely despise it for its shitty handling by its community and mods, DA has been a source for the growing popularity of many out there fetishes. Still, just wish we could see more animation ass expansions as we do with tits. What few there are often just fly by and rarely get acknowledged by the girls.

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Jame came into this thread to point out how fucking garbage this art is. Who actually likes this? The worst part is id be willing to bet that somebody paid for this shit.

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>date a girl with a big ass
>constantly complains about her ass being big
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

You sound retarded desu.

I like Worcestershire.

Diapers can be fine sometimes (i.e. when it's still the point of embarassment for the girl) but diaperfags often just take it to such a fetish extreme that it just becomes gross
t. Fellow pissfag

>melting
Ah another nice niche fetish I have.

Did you ever try to get her to see what was nice about it and express how you loved her regardless?

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She's meant to be a slimegirl, actually. Though I guess for some that would be a potato pahtotoe thing

Also why are you posting what looks to be images saved from Facebooks going by the filenames? Are you a newfag?

>saved from Facebooks going by the filenames

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A lot of the bathroom-related fetishists can be pretty chill if you take the time to talk with them. With that said, sadly a lot of their respective camps are full of retards who just can't seem to keep themselves from spouting cringy as hell things whenever they see pics and videos displaying their particular niche.

Perhaps YOU are the newfag.

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I constantly told them (yes, it was multiple girls) that I found it attractive. But they wouldn't accept it. One of them even kept obsessing over getting reduction surgery. Had to break up with all of them because they couldn't get over it.

Just play MM if you want to play a Zelda. The timeline shit is all an after thought. it does not matter at all. They established it in 2011. the very next big console game they did ignored the splits in the time line. its there and is "canon" but does not effect the game.
you wont be completely lost if you picked up any of them and started playing. each game is their own story. even direct sequels like MM to OoT gloss over it.

Majora's mask is great but not your typical Zelda game.
Link to the Past acts as the baseline for modern Zelda games. this is the one i would recommend the most. it will give you an idea of what to expect going forward with the games. for 3D Zelda OoT is most peoples go to. I would say no. Go with Windwaker. OoT and MM are great games but Nintendo really did not polish the combat til WW. if you can get past the cartoon style it is a fun play.

Casual baby game for casual diaper babies.

And I take it they probably weren't nearly as big as they were making it out to be, eh?

she really is best girl. Why is she so perfect? Sav sa'aba

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Nice quads my friend. Here’s a version of that doujin with audio.

doujins.com/the-legend-of-zelda/nuezou-dat-ass-34312

you're not fooling anyone man. these threads are so samebullshit day-in day-out that they're practically dead. every day is repost day in botw threads. always the same idiots defending the game with highscore praise, always the same people shitting on the game for obvious critical reasons, always the same retards typing retarded bullshit deflection goalpost shifting garbage like yourself.

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brap

No it won't because blood borne is still the best game of the decade

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>on the switch
LOL no, it's gonna be next gen

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ah, so this is what heaven is

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anal is gross

I don't like brap posters but I'd give anything to rim her for hours on end

after all this time you're still in the thread responding
you're way too cute, user

homo

Yes

>thought it was funny to put markers on Paya's ass when she was bending over in her house
>other people had the same idea for Zelda
nice

god 3d women are so imperfect and repulsive

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Hope you weren't expecting me to die just cause 30 minutes of time has passed. Seems awfully irrational.

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TOO FUCKING SOON

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I expected you to have bether things to do other than to camp in a thread for a game you don't like

>ywn be able to experience the entire Viper discography due to his 1,000+ albums
Establish is unironically a decent song.
youtube.com/watch?v=Utpa-yYWQJg

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>he said, whilst camping in a thread for half an hour

Should be fun, hopefully they'll bring back proper dungeons, more variation for the mini dungeons, a magic meter with multiple spells and more cute fish girls

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Too soon

I wanted to enjoy the game so badly because I usually do enjoy Zelda games like the Minish Cap Ocarina of Time Twilight Princess Wind Waker Etc but it just didn't do it for me I just didn't like the open-world aspect and the weapon degrading

Amnesia really Nintendo?

So because I didn't like that I will now be buying Link's Awakening remake to get some kind of balance back and enjoying a new Zelda game since the new one didn't do it for me

Just like any other medium of entertainment something can be critically acclaimed and still disliked by an individual so it's all a matter of taste I think mediocre fits breath of the wild perfectly

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>face it
say no more

yea, a thread for a series I enjoy, about an upcoming sequel that I'm excited about, featuring a plethora of beautiful asses to observe
plus a really cute user

If you gave Olivia Jensen red hair and glasses, she'd be my perfect girl.

people are larping as fartfags
but there's fartfags thinking they're in good company, you know the drill

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There is no understanding it. Just bully them and disregard their garbage tier fetish

Fuckin nice

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user please use commas your post gave me a headache

Nigger of the blackest void, don't you DARE associate Bear in the Big Blue House with your degenerate mentality

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No, they were both huge, like this. But that's how I like girls. And so it's stupid for them to keep asking me if I dislike it.

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post more so I can jack off, please

Don't worry user. Someday you'll experience it.

too much ass

based

She remind me of an Inkling from that angle.

>that visible seam on her ballsack

nice

Should have tried harder to make them understand the beauty of their behinds, they can't have been that dense to not appreciate what was so great about them.

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Why wont Link stop taking pics of her?

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>The Most Extreme
I absolutely loved this show as a kid.

>Amnesia really Nintendo?

Considering that Link almost died and had to be put in stasis in the Shrine of Resurrection for a century, I’d say this case of Amnesia is pretty justified.

this is true

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This thread is pretty great. It’s got everything.

As someone who liked BotW enough to play it in master/normal with the DLC included.

Weapon durability is shit and the biggest turn off to playing, this was made even worse with master mode. Korok seeds after 250(?) are useless, they no longer expand the inventory. if you get 999 you get a literal gold shit that does nothing. the DLC bike was stupid. by the time you got that there was little to no reason to use it any more. the first DLC was really stupid. super easy than an incredible spike about 20ish levels in than falls off after. after the water and lizard levels there is so many good weapons/traps to use/exploit that it is easy. protip save atleast 3 ancient arrows for the end. they one shot the lynols. Master Mode was just everything is a damage sponge. the four beasts were boring and easy. Zelda dungeons were always based around gimmicks but they took that to another level with BotW. without the dungeon items they were not able to add new gimmicks to each dungeon. the bosses were forgettable due to the same thing.

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imagine if zelda hopped on you, ass first

shed break my nose but in return id break her uterus with a baby 9 months later

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I'd pronebone the shit out of her.

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what if it were your lap rather than your face?

get fucked ex faggots just find it on nhentai nice secret club LMAO

your problem is expecting good story from zelda. Story is secondary to every zelda. Even OoT was more about setting and substance than actual story.

This. And even then, there are some positive aspects to the story. Having Zelda be a huge nerdy failure was a nice take compared to how she was almost never flawed in previous iterations. Might not have reached the most satisfying resolution, but it was far from a completely bad decision.

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>this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

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>you are only allowed to have an active opinion of BotW if its a good opinion

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Uh oh

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>Face it
More like Face sit

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>Story is secondary to every zelda.
Story was clearly the focus in TP and SS. Story SHOULD be secondary is Zelda. But ever since Link's Awakening, it's become more and more of the focus. With the previously mentioned games being the apex of story focus. Gameplay was just a break between cutscenes in those games.

BotW had just as much story as TP and SS did. But because it has 200 hours of exploration in between, you don't notice it as much. BotW 2 really needs to cut down story. Go back to the classic Zelda method of having all story told through NPC interaction, not cutscenes. And definitely get rid of voice acting.

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Based

just hold your breath, bro

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Man this takes me back to better times.

>Skyward Sword was the second Wii Zelda, but the first Wii EXCLUSIVE Zelda
>Considered the weakest entry in the mainline franchise
>BoTW will be the second Switch Zelda, but the first Switch EXCLUSIVE Zelda
>???

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Chaddicus Prime

cringe but kino

based but cringe

>BotW 2 is gonna blow
you can say that again

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>Considered the weakest entry in the mainline franchise
Twilight Princess and the DS games were worse.

skyward sword really wasn't that bad. it sold poorly because it was leaked 2 weeks ahead of retail and readily pirate-able. you can also make the argument that some people didn't play it like they didn't play MM, because it required an additional piece of hardware. However MM also sucked regardless of the hardware requirement.

based viper

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what a fat fucking landwhale imbred cunt. Fucking 3d horse-faced pig.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one on this site who is aware that poop comes out of butts

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Legit, I have a friend with autism IRL who thinks the same way

hm

>poop
>comes out of butts
autism.

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>IMG_20190315_115727.jpg

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>spend all day looking at anime girl asses
>will never get to actually touch a real one to even understand what it feels like

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Crossdressing Bugs Bunny has no reason being as hot as he is

Oh believe me, I'm aware. I've been eye to eye with a few little brown rings in my day, and I stick my tongue in deep. That'll remind ya real quick where poop comes from.

Fucks watermelon guys

Fat butts, thick thighs, and wide hips combined together in skintight leggings are god's gift to mankind.

Fag

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Whoever put yoga pants in fashion needs to be canonized

you know what? it's really not that great. there's a reason why people say 2D > 3D

And pee comes out of your dick. But you probably want a girl to suck it still.

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Too bad unlike in the past, yoga pants by themselves have to be covered up with shorts or something to be allowed in some public areas.

>janitor deletes 2 posts and then fucks off for 3 hours

Why the fuck is Off-Topic even a report option if it does literally nothing

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based

Rent free

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imagine trying to help a girl put on a pair that are a size or two too small to fit around her thighs and ass

Try imagining that it fit the night before but her ass just keeps getting too big.

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god i love booty

Good man.

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There's something wrong with her eyes, i can see the letters on your post through them

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>huge ass
>pantyhouse
>lingerie underneath
Based

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Im glad this thread is still up, its time for my evening fap.

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To help you get started.

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butts smell gross, but my GF is only 19 (I'm 28) so maybe she hasn't completely mastered hygiene yet

I can't believe he managed to convince her into doing this after crying that he wanted to die

can somebody translate?

Fatter

I do have some rather large booty saved, but I don't think any of it has leggings.

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thanks bro

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Fat asses in criminally short dresses or skirts with no pantsu is a fine alternative.

Just grope your own ass, problem solved.

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now we're talkin

>but my GF is only 19 (I'm 28)

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I don't have much stuff that's THAT specific, but here's this.
Also, are we talking FAT fat? Or just thick? Because I can supply you with that, as well.

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is this efro?

Why do titfags always sperg out in ass threads?

Oh no.

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You may do as you please, I will not complain. Fat FAT as well as thicc is good too.

Nhentai is just a guy that scraps content from sadpanda.
That website is gonna dry up

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Looks like some salty anons have doomed this thread, anyway.

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It's over boys. The brap fags have transformed into something much worse.

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No, I sucked farts too and I thought it was cool

Oh, shit.

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WHY DOES THIS TURNS ME ON REEEE

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They always do that shit. But keep posting anyways, so at least the thread can die on a decent note.

based
cringe

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im still fapping to this

>ass thread

I thought this was supposed to be a Zelda thread

I'll post for a bit longer.

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