Going to take a piss

Turn 360 and walk away

I play videogames

I too, would piss on it's face.

Wonder why I suddenly have a hallway like that in my house.

Reminds me of quarantine
Scary shit

>360 degrees
Congratulations you did a nice little twirl before making eye contact with the demon and pissing yourself.

Jesus Christ how new are you?

That's a fucking power move.
Virgins like you wont understand.

id shit

Looks female. Would probably grind on her with my half erect penis

360 no scope piss on its face

Ask her who let her out of the basement.

Summer time

I hate zoomers

What am I looking at?

Half of Yea Forums got here in 2016

.. And the livin's easy

as someone who lives with both audio and visual hallucinations + Exploding Head Syndrome, I jump with a fright, my heart ages another day, it disappears and i piss in a cold sweat like usual.

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look behind me

Piss on it.

I don't know who's baiting who

The new is painful in this one.

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Rape.

based user, you're exposing all the real newfags that reply to your bait

>backpaddeling
It begins.

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f
we'll never have a horror game as good again

I'd piss in its face then ask if it wants to sign my PETITION.

Put up my dukes. I can take her.

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It's obvious that he is actually oblivious to the xbox meme and not simply pretending to not know it. The real newfag test is to know the difference between them, so shut up.

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>getting up to piss
>not having a piss bottle
it sure is summer

Can I have sex with it?

Turn 180 and walk backwards, unironically works

>not twirling and then land back on the exact same position, leg spread and planted firmly on the floor, looking the demon straight in the eyes while you unleash a torrent of steaming piss right there and then without flinching
Lmao, beta cuck can't into asserting dominance

Do a 360 and walk away

have sex

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>piss on the floor
>wait for them to walk over
>watch them slip on it
remember to piss smart, not hard anons

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I would piss on its face as well

offer her one of the eggs.

>Heh lookin good dad

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>Open the door
>Piss on the floor
>Urinate on the ghostly whore

painful.

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shes legit ugly doe

You didn't answer my question.

>t.

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I would reach for her boobies to feel the bags of sand and coins.

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Get shotgun

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Challenge her to a 1v1 in Cod 4

run at her and scream

they all fade the same way

fpbp and based and redpilled

>i'm not the only real schizo on 4channel anymore
Finally somebody understansd what it's like.

push her down to the floor and inseminate her with my pee

go away you redditor

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pathetic

Take the piss, just a bit sooner.

Ahahahhah faggot

>going to take a piss
>see this
what do you do

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Obviously rape her

Got a lot of nerve for stepping on my turf bitch

Oh look, its another episode of my drunk aunt losing her shit at 3AM. I would just go and take a piss.

Drink my own piss.

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