>final lap
>first position
>get hit by an undodgeable missile
>lose
great game :^)
Final lap
Dominic Peterson
Grayson Morris
>not doing a u-turn and reversing over the finish line
Luis Hill
why you lie OP? literally every item you get can block missiles.
You can even get shields and masks in first because beenox r retarded.
Owen Hall
>final lap in 1st
>in a position where you can get hit by a Missile of all fucking things
You deserved to lose
Jordan Parker
can't block clocks making you fall off gaps
can't block thunder orb unless rng gives you shield
Angel Lopez
>Laps and DNF you
Bentley Rodriguez
>can't block clocks
A shield blocks them though. Way to out yourself for never played the game.
Gavin Ward
I beat all of oxide's ghosts except sewer speedway.
Send help.
Nolan Scott
Better netcode fucking when ? It's worse than a nintendo game at this point
Carson Martin
To do the shortcut more consistently make sure you're facing the wall dead on straight. Then get used to jumping at the right time till you can pull it off consistently
>How to practice
>Reach the jump
>Stop on the other side of the halfpipe
>Jump and go up the halfpipe and jump for the shortcut
situation 1
>Jump at the right time and make it up there
>Drive off to the left when crossing over the main track and circle back around
Situation 2
>Fail the jump
>drive back and realign yourself
Just keep doing it until you can do it consistently.
Eli Gonzalez
>get item/shield/mask
>get gud and get to the end without using items
>use saved item
Wow, so hard.
Leo Myers
Please be in the Spyro GP.
Jaxson Allen
I just want Spyro and the goat chick. Give me that and the cup will be golden in my book.
Leo Turner
>Get all the GP Limited items.
>Except one set of wheels because I was too busy trying to salvage shit during sadpanda's death throes to farm wumpa.
dang
Jordan Ramirez
You did the right thing user(They'll show up in the pitstop cycle anyways)
Ethan Reed
it says 0 time remaining but I still don't have my car what the fuck does it mean
Cameron Flores
It was the top 5
Sorry user, just a typo
Kayden Adams
You were doing something much more important
The wheels can be obtained later
Austin Parker
23 hours until it's finally over lads
Immediately followed by a month of goddamn babies
Landon Harris
Oh good, now I can hate the new track like I hate Twilight Tour
Isaac Gonzalez
>that thigh flash through cloak
Jack Perez
you have to pray for RNG to give you said shield though
what if 2nd place has a shield and you don't? what if 2nd place doesn't get hit by the clock when he's over a jump and you are? you lose
has happened to me way too many times, I can DNF entire lobbies and have my platinum paint etc but it's fucking bullshit every time
you'll get a game where you're evenly matched and have it all ruined due to pure bullshit
stop trying to rationalize poor game design and chaotic RNG
David Diaz
>Playing a Balanced/Handling character again after doing all the time trials with a Speed
Ryan Howard
So in short you're salty that the kart game is behaving like a kart game?
Jonathan Campbell
Cant wait to see a lobby full of baby characters every time
Jackson Clark
unironically yes
David Bell
>be in 2nd place
>get a blue orb
>be in 7th place
>get tnt
lol epic
Christian Ross
Deal with it. Getting good at time trials and shit is only half the game, doesn't mean shit if you're trash with the actual game I speak from experience as I've destroyed many a digital Tropy and Crunch player will well placed items and bombs.
Isaac Robinson
Pounding Liz’s snatch until her eyes roll to the back of her head, climaxes and she lets out a nice, cute “heeheehee”.
Brody Robinson
>be in 1st place
>Get warp orb'd
>be in 2nd place
>get TNT
>get clocked but 1st place had a blue shield
>get warped again
>be in 8th place
Andrew Morales
>get invisible beaker'd opening up the door for the people close behind
Ryan Campbell
>undodgable missle
Colton Phillips
outskilled
Hunter Campbell
>Warningless missile