"Rated M for mature."

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"Rated M for mature."

Hudson Bell

> "Rated M for mature."
> Peppy 1950s music fades in.
> The camera slowly lingers on shots of the American wasteland...
> ...war. WAR NEVER CHANGES™
> Brotherhood person emerges.
> Montage of shitty combat in their engine which looks barely passable.
> Bullets and explosions go to the beat of the peppy music, which begins to crescendo.
> Music dies... snap to black screen.
> War... War Never Changes.™
> FALLOUT (2021)
> Peppy music is heard once again but with a low-cutoff filter.
> War. War never changes.™
> PREORDER NOW TO GET THE PLATINUM VAULT BOY COLLECTOR'S EDITION.

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July 27, 2019 - 23:30

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Leo Johnson

OMG OMG *CLAP*

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July 27, 2019 - 23:33

Angel Lopez

> "rated m for mature"
> slow-moving establishing shots
> some character speaks with gravitas
> cut to black... the character who was just speaking appears and says something funny
> upbeat modern pop music starts blasting
> more establishing shots of different locales while some well-known celebrity playing an NPC starts speaking
> witty and snappy dialogue
> cut to black
> "I CAN'T SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU, FOR ALL MY LIIIIIIFE" plays during a montage of video game violence
> cut to black
> "Quotable Witty Line"
> GAME TITLE
> "I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my liiiiife"
> 3 / 22 / 2020

July 27, 2019 - 23:42

Ethan Perez

i hate this industry

July 27, 2019 - 23:44

Alexander Brooks

Everything you posted makes me sick.
youtube.com/watch?v=amtsN-NRqwM

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July 27, 2019 - 23:45

Dominic Gonzalez

I don't know what you're talking about user that commercial was A-MAZE-INGGG

July 27, 2019 - 23:47

Michael Rodriguez

HYPE, HYPE, HYYYYYPE

July 27, 2019 - 23:50

Brandon Collins

this is basically every western AAA game trailer ever and some japanese ones too. Fucking christ

July 27, 2019 - 23:51

Adam Gray

2015 minions
2017 farcry5 trailer
2018 detective Pikachu trailer
2019 Borderlands3 trailer

July 27, 2019 - 23:52

Robert Baker

who's next????

July 27, 2019 - 23:53

Jace Hughes

youtube.com/watch?v=6kqe2ICmTxc

July 27, 2019 - 23:58

William Long

pretty much the outer worlds trailer verbatim

July 28, 2019 - 00:00

Ethan Diaz

Man I can't believe there was a time when I actually was excited that fallout was coming back after all those years.
Now all I wish for is that It would just die and take me with it.
Thank god I'm not even on the same continent with bethesda or I'd probably pulled a kyoto on their home base a long time ago.

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July 28, 2019 - 00:07

Ayden Ward

youtube.com/watch?v=A-f6OwnAe_U
youtube.com/watch?v=AWFaj4IQ4ro
youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
youtube.com/watch?v=hdImDagjNGQ&t=74s
youtube.com/watch?v=WxYkD7MS4Bs

all trailers are the goddamn same

July 28, 2019 - 00:14

Jayden Parker

youtube.com/watch?v=KAOdjqyG37A&t=1s

July 28, 2019 - 00:17

Benjamin Williams

youtube.com/watch?v=VTzHj-R9McA
i agree they're literally the same thing

July 28, 2019 - 00:24

Brandon King

youtube.com/watch?v=BjiaMBk6rHk

WELCOME TO THE PARTY
SEVEN NATION ARMY
I CAN'T SEE ME LOVING NOBODY

July 28, 2019 - 00:25

Parker Young

i forgot watch dogs legion trailer

July 28, 2019 - 00:34

Benjamin Price

> "rated m for mature"
> slow establishing shots
> "I fucked a pencil sharpener."
> LOUD white noise blasts into your ears
> random clips from Ice Age 2
> a supporting character says something profound / fatalistic
> harsh white noise stops. cut to black
> classical music begins to play
> footage of live animal birth
> GAME TITLE
> 3 / 22 / 2019

literally all game trailers are the same and i hate it

July 28, 2019 - 00:46

Logan Watson

>Play Adventure game or Western Action RPG
>Play as gruff protagonist man™
>Have a witty, spunky sidekick who is smaller than you
>Sidekick has spunky dialogue and your relationship grows throughout the game
> "Boost me up!" Press Triangle to Boost
>Long drawn-out sections where all you do is walk and talk
>Game thinks it's fucking Shakespeare with a deep story
>Spunky sidekick gets hurt or otherwise gets into trouble
>Gruff Protagonist Man™ must make a decision

July 28, 2019 - 00:52

Christopher Jones

along these same "shitty trailer" lines, anyone got the animated Super Mario movie greentext?

July 28, 2019 - 00:52

Hunter Mitchell

haha lmao this is pretty random bro

July 28, 2019 - 00:55

Noah Allen

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July 28, 2019 - 00:56

Oliver Adams

thanks I hate it

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July 28, 2019 - 00:56

Noah Perry

The Last of Us
Bioshock Infinite
A Plague Tale: Innocence
Uncharted 4 (Unfarted Chore)
God of War 4
A Tale of Two Sons
A Way Out
Resident Evil 4 / 5
The Walking Dead Game
Bubsy: Paws on Fire

July 28, 2019 - 00:59

Bentley Thomas

Remember when trailers were mostly just gameplay? Good times. youtube.com/watch?v=W_-6ymuk9i4

July 28, 2019 - 01:00

Chase Evans

A part of my soul left my body when I read this, thanks.

July 28, 2019 - 01:01

Owen Lopez

Looks great. When's it coming out?

July 28, 2019 - 01:02

Sebastian Jackson

>AAAA my fireballs!

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July 28, 2019 - 01:03

Samuel Nguyen

youtube.com/watch?v=HgdvAUjzf1k

Return to tradition

July 28, 2019 - 01:06

Luis Butler

>The Last of Us

More like The LEAST Of Us! Am I right or am I right fellas?!

July 28, 2019 - 01:08

Camden Morgan

youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxnq5YAVHw
best trailer coming through

July 28, 2019 - 01:10

Ian Rivera

I love it

July 28, 2019 - 01:12

Gabriel Thompson

On the subject of trailers why don't you watch this trailer for the Shining it's perfect

youtube.com/watch?v=KmkVWuP_sO0

July 28, 2019 - 01:16

Aiden King

how do i downvote this thread

July 28, 2019 - 01:18

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