ESA Summer Marathon 2019

>announcer gradually getting less and less supportive about a come back

Cheese is such a fucking failure, he should hang up his controller and retire.
What a fucking disappointment.
Glad he was in the tranny team.

LAST THREAD PROBABLY

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>CHEESE

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Imagine if Punchy was Team Hidden, he'd go ham on the guy who made the team go OVER ESTIMATE

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Why is the sound on the let's play screen?

right team had the tranny flag person

that was embarassing. that had to be one of the easiest shines

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YES
YES
YES
YES

HiddenDicks13

is punchi on team samurai?

>After: The End.

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just imagine your life when your arch nemesis is a chicken nugget.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE TGH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>fucking idiot quits too early

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>germans are the faggots

Aw fuck... well atleast theyre not sandniggers

WHAT GAME(S) SHOULD I RUN GUYS?

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Is this a blind race?
Wtf, Cheese.

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AHI AHI!

Damn, Hiddenpower's team leader is salty as fuck.

Kancolle

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Later: Despair

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spyro enter the dragonfly so you can be bros with based wally of course

WIll we see her again Yea Forums? ;_;

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this is just getting sad

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Might have something to do with he's not actually supposed to be there. He's filling in for the leader of the team that fucking bailed before the race began.

Team hiddenpenis13

See you guys in 6 months after this run i guess.

They're apparently very inexperienced but did practice.

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>wobbler playing pocket monsters stadium

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samura1man doesn't even give a fuck about his team, just watching the tranny trainwreck

rates
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

Not blind. They teach people how to run a shine and they get 1 each.

Who bailed?

I don't remember his name.

>announcer on left team

fucking based

Someone tell me how far the right team is behind, Ive just tuned in

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nice let's play, germany

>Linkus
>Fuzzy
>sent Cheese to the opposing team to sabotage
Goddamn, Samura1's team is stacked

lol just got here, what went so wrong that the germancucks are so far behind?

>tfw kind of want to start speedrunning again

Wat ? Ive watched Dark Souls and it was okay, what was so bad about it ?

Please be patient, Nintendo is a small indie company

>tfw been driving for 8 hours and still have 2 to go
I guess I have a full day of VODs to look forward to. I'll miss these threads and all the lewd robots though.

fuzzy is game throwing on purpose, fuck this

this ended up being a very comfy run with great guest appearances.

Then what the hell was that chain chomp. Felt like I was watching my 4 year old play my gamecube.

Started to worry for his mental/physical condition, there.

which games did you run?

Please don't shitpost and drive

Spent like 10 minutes failing a skip with a coconut, on top of other player's fucking up more than the other team

Nothing, don't pay attention to rates niggers.

Nothing. \v\ is just tired of DS1 runs.

Why is RE4 so fucking high?

Every single run was shit. Prove me wrong
by making an easily digestible list so i can check the runs out

how are you posting this

Seems like some practiced more than others.

ha that's great, thanks user

Probably for causing the only drama of the event.

Twin Snakes any%
It's easy save for that one part with the stairs I think, that was tense as fuck
I can't stream from my PC though (only PS4) so it may be redundant

Do it, I'm going to try for MM11 tonight in under an hour.

>no fun allowed

GDQ was month ago, bub

As someone who regularly watches any% and all bosses I have to admit 100% is a shit category.

I am at a rest station pooping. I am not currently driving, anons.

Fuck off the banter was on point. The run itself was garbage.

Is the guy on the left Mommyposter?

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>not watching the entirity of all 3 stream VOD's while moving through the archived threads

you're missing out on the real speedgame experience. casual

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omg they're that far behind...

Admit it Yea Forums, you were fully engaged with the RE4 run

It was a really enjoyable run. Ignore tier lists because they're arbitrary and subject to the whims of the person making them.

Fuck off Ryedawg

nice, have a safe trip

where are you going. are you a truck driver. also im pooping right now as well. we are now poop buddys :)

I liked the DaS1 run way fucking more but I guess that didnt have drama attached to it so its lame.

Cause it was fucking hilarious.
I don't think it was the best run but it certainly was pretty good.

yoshi :DDD

lewd

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Cute speed autist.

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Not a truck driver, just returning to the Twin Cities. Have a nice night anons, hopefully there will be a thread up when I'm home. Otherwise consider me lost on the highway.

RE4 was put in good tier before any of the drama hit, friend.

It was almost like a skit, even the category he ran (NG+) made Ashley literally invincible and all he had to do was spam the strongest weapon with infinite ammo. A lot of the humor was at zeroo's expense desu but I've actually come to like him for giving such a fucking absurd run

Your list is shit anyway, faggot

Yes because the manlet said 'oh no, no, no!'

>but I guess that didnt have drama attached to it so its lame
Hate to ask but care to share what drama you're referring to? I missed the whole week of runs.

No it wasnt, you retard

>just returning to the Twin Cities.
>twin cities
based muslim poster

>lead gone

and let me guess, tranny team has the sunshine world record holder to do it as a ringer?

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Is Doom runner gonna make it go over estimate?

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This, also someone fill me in on the whole nugget fiasco?

This sucks whats on Stream 2 guys

succo

Yes it was retard.

Super Mario Sunshine relay race

Guy choked on a nugget mid-run, had a seizure & was pronounced dead at the hospital. Now they're pretending it never happened by censoring it.

>he's doing the harder strat

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he is actually still finishing his run. hast left yet.

>They caught up

Oh boy they're close

based brainiac caught them up

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>Race back on
Bigots FUMING

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>nuggest fiasco

tldr: Some guy invented himself on guest seat, asked punchy if he could eat nuggets, he said no, chat (?) encouraged him to do it anyway as a troll, punchy was pissed

Dont know about the RE4 drama though

THE COMEBACK IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nobody on stream is actually winning, it's just varying degrees of failure.

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>trannies got the lead
OH NO NO NO Yea Forums on mass suicide

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succoso

I'm white and Minnesota is based, sorry user. Now I really need to stop jerking off and drive.

*invited himself

Fuck

>Team 1 still struggling
>Team 2 gets it first try
You serious?

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Now you get it, motherfucker you let the tranny team get ahead in the fucking eternity you spent failing.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BET MY SAVINGS ON TEAM SAMURA1MAN

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Damn, that comeback

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>471974476
Tranny
Go back to Facebook if you want so much attention

BIG CHOKE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

how do i stop masturbating multiple times a day

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tell me if you find out

facebook is still a thing?

NOW THE FUCKING TRANNY IS PLAYING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You better not fuck this up you fucking tranny.

become a tranny and cut off pee pee

Just lets play the level if you lose multiple times in a row for fucks sake.

FOOL

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>right team has a sunshine runner come do the hard trick
>left team guy is basically fucking around now

dam

>Some guy
It was based JangBang, who ran timesplitters at the same event.

OHH OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHH OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHH OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THERE SHE IS! OUR GIRL ON STREAM!!!

Your brain produces whatever after fapping that makes you horny again after a short period, if you stop for 2 days, it gets way easier

christ almighty

Theoretically team samurai has 40% higher chance to win by default cause the tranny on team hiddenpenis might suicide.

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The timesplitters runner was so based and so was the black guy with him.

>I'm white and Minnesota is based
OKIE-DOKIE

BIGOTS BTFO

>It's wearing a fucking trans flag
I think I'm gonna be sick.

Dont

Fuck... it's over Samura1bros... time to ready the dilation rod

nah, they gave it the easy blooper fight shine

I didnt even watch the run, Ive read it here, but according to his behaviour hes a fucking sperg and so are you for finding this shit funny

I haven't jerked off in weeks, I've been having a ton of sexual dreams with pretty girls touching my pp.
Just stop m8, the dopamine isn't worth it.

>here's your controller bro, just some left some extra dilation juices on it

I'm not even sure if the guy is a tranny. He participated in a lot of tournaments at the venue and he came off as a queer gay guy, but I never dared asking him.

calm down susan

Fuck off Susan, Jesus Christ you're insufferable.

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I dont keep up with your memes, kids

>/>471976717
>I don't know anything and just basing my opinion on other peoples opinions and making assumptions

Mhmm.

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>Ugly dudes want to be women to attract men, since they failed to attract attractive women.

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Should have checked her twitter first

MOMMYYYYYY

I liked that Sunshine levels had progression/story to them.

werent they supposed to practice????

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>hey can we pause the speedrun for a second guys? my wound is closing up, i gotta hurry!

jessica yaniv is at esa?

he was literally wearing a trans flag on his back

I only knew them by their handle, didn't check anyone's twitters since I knew most everyone else I interacted with from last year.

really simple concept but the game manages to be so creative. don't really get that feeling with newer marios desu

> just basing my opinion on other peoples opinions

Did you have a stroke there ?

>not going for the skip
STOP, SAMURA1 IS ALREADY DEAD

TRANNIES CHOKING
COMEBACK CONFIRMED

Kek, this was the paper mario run right?

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

When's Yumpman gonna run paper mario again? All his runs are gold.

HUGE CHOKE

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Too busy eating free ice cream.

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>That scream
Fucking good god.

here we go bois

sunshine is so soulless. imagine making a downgrade like this after 64.

Yea Forums is going to be eternally BTFO when the tranny wins

trans rights are human rights

holy kek i thought he looked familiar. based YUMPman

Don't take the bait user. Fuck twitter and their sperg users.

There's hope bros, we're gonna beat the tranny team

tfw haven't played Super Mario Sunshine in 10+ years, but could still play better than some of the runners who practiced for one shine

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NOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKER

You have got to be shitting me at this point.

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if you think that's soulless try odyssey

Then why aren't they advocating for human rights?

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Pedo rights are human rights as well.

HAHAHAHA
TRANNIES SEETHING
WE GOT THIS

OUTSKILLED

>Tfw you'll never be splendido

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NECK IN NECK!!!!

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There weren't that many practice stations for sunshine from what I noticed, and sime of these people have never played the game before this event.

samurais are going to mass murder the trannies

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Dont tell that to Yea Forums or theyll jump that bandwagon

Team Sam let's a gooo!

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Why does this little girl keep sticking her tongue out at me?

>still 0 nuggets donations
you guys disgust me

YESS
BASED TEAM ANTITRANNY WITH THE COMEBACK \o/
This is actually wayy more exciting than I thought it would be..
They should do more relays instead of all the races.

OH NO THE TEAMS ARE EVEN AGAIN

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! WE CAN'T LET THE NAZIS WIN! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN TRUMP WAS ELECTED!

I'M A FUCKING FEMALE DAMMIT!!! FUCK!!!!!!

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>we'll never get a 3d mario without gimmicks again

It looks fun as fuck, kinda sad I never got a Gamecube so I missed out on it.
What's bad about it?

whoever's on team samu FUCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE

she doesn't like you

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which is the tranny team

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

FERAL DRAGON PUSSY

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susan aint even there

Nugget donations don't get read. Yea Forums blew it by doing it too early in the marathon.

Hes underaged, so he started with Galaxy, thats his problem

right

well fuck her then

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big fan desu

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>1 hour left

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>that player who wastes their teams 5+ minute lead failing to get their easy shine

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>stream has 5,000 fewer viewers than it had during SM64
wowzer

based

GO TRANNYS

OUR GUY ZERO ON LARXA'S STREAM

At least it's a lot closer.

Based, glad you showed up.

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they wont read them. punchy threw a huge shit fit over it.

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Dammit... they're back on top... I don't think I can take a future where they win

who else here team tranny

>Trannies ahead
OH NO NO NO Yea Forums

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2am in Europe on a Saturday. people went to bed or went out

He really is fucking her

They should have done a SM64 120 star race. Sunshine is fucking gay.

this post is for you:

so, Yea Forums. we're tall transitioning after this right?

>dumb bitch is streaming from the lobby instead of watching the finale
>wearing that aheago shirt

girl "gamurs", everyone

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Is the tranny on stream 2 or something? What the fuck are people talking about?

oh no no no
we can't let them win!!!!

We get it, you were born in 1998.

there was a tranny on the team on the right

>the state of team whitepower13

I unironically already am :3

I've started clogging my vagina with plaster already.

Right team showed a pride flag or something. That was all.

>ctrl+f tranny
>23 results
you guys are such faggots

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>derailfags

Nice reading comprehension, I was actually shitting on underageds, assclown

Trust me, you'll know it when you see """it""". It looks pretty disgusting.

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Die tranny

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huge repetitive empty levels, cutscene garbage, replacing all movement tech with the R button, horrible FPS boss battles

I'M ALL LOST IN THE SUPERMARKET
I CAN NO LONGER SHOP HAPPILY

don't forget to donate

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And autistic, I feel sorry for you.

BLUMPFGGH
T. Aspiring catmom/smasher of the patriarchy

Yes, I'm sick of being a manlet.

Bitch is about to cry or something

Wanna know how I know that you havent even played the game, faggot ?

>That was all.
that's more than enough

underage zoomers are way more likely to be pro trans

i'm sorry user, the gamecube was shit

Yea Forums on the ropes now
you lost, love won

>there is nothing wrong with self-mutilation

>meme response

Aw, you mad underaged shitter ? :^)

i like how pissed off the finn gets when his teammates choke, keeps this shit interesting

no one cares

>anti mental illness = underage

retard

Fuck off and hang yourself you degenerate

Are these guys supposed to be this bad? Like, are they actual speedrunners or just people who "know" the tech?

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How would you know though, underaged sperg ?

leave it to you guys to turn a joke argument into a real one
lololol

>this entire thread

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EU just doesn't fall for scams as easy as America does.

retard on left doesn't know how to switch nozzles

EU doesn't believe in tipping.

Most of them don't run the game.

being trans is not a mental illness
no, Im quite happy with my gf

holy shit, is this a joke? I never say this, but I legitimately could do better than these guys right now.

471978312
t.talking only with himself

why won't the cashier just take the money?

Why are they so bad at shadow mario?

REEEEEEEEEEE GET HIM FUCK

imagine failing CASUAL strats

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no money to launder

...

>getting your dick cut off is okay if you don't do it right away
???

Almost none of them play the game.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LEFT TEAM

Most of their experience past a casual playthrough is practicing their level for this relay, if they've even played the game before that is.

This is a first playthrough, don't spoil the story for them.

How do we stop Team Mental Illness?

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>Press it lightly
>He hold it down like a retard
What the FUCK is he doing?

this guy doesn't know how to run and spray

Can we STOP BULLYING?

Why? This isn't interesting at all

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>been chasing for five minutes
>still acts like he has no idea where he'll go and makes no effort to cut him off

guy looks like a total mouth breather, goddam

JUST HOLD IT LIGHTLY DAMN

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This is getting embarassing, they both are full of fail.

The fuck is the guy on the left doing?

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It's literally not though.

them milkers

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isn't the point of a speedrun to run it speedily?

So you werent baiting with the tranny shit ?
Sad

its over lads isnt it.

bit painful now not gonna lie

just goes to show they're in it for the tranny culture and not because they actually want to be women

Stop yelling, this is the first time this guy's ever even touched a gamecube controller.

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WHICH ONE OF YOU SHITS MADE LARXA SAD

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Why the fuck did they not tell him about the splash trick

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if you're gonna gamecube nostalgia at least pick kirby air ride, pikmin or melee instead of the worst 3d mario

Shutup you dumb titty snake I'll yell if I want to

HE GOT IT
>"just hold the button light"
>presses button all the way down

Please don't delete my posts, that is very rude

The point is to see who chokes the hardest

>Believing you were magically born in the wrong gender and body and mutilating yourself and injecting hormones to satisfy your delusions is not mental illness
haha ok alright then

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>he still has to do a shine

oh fuck, this is over

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sunshine aka just float, the game

Me, because she misses my huge chad cock. What are you doing to do about it, cuck?

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In an ideal world they'd have practiced enough to make this interesting instead of teams swapping place in being 5 minutes behind the other

>it's manta time

FUCK

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>No.471978836

Ok kid we get it, you don't like Sunshine.

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WE WIN GIRLS

the manta is my favorite shine

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based vore poster.

RANDOM POSTS GETTING DELETED OUT OF NOWHERE

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The same team's been fucking up pretty much every shadow mario compared to the trannyteam

Give me a sitrep on the trannies.

>Let's make Mario a third person shooter

Me

...

this guy gets it

>acqua

>doesn't use splash burst on shadow mario
>uses it on mantas

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i need to play this game, but I hate the controls

oh he's actually decent at manta. guess he just practiced his shine and didn't realize he had the inter-level shit too

never call me that again

If you didn't even learn how to move and shoot water then I will yell at you.

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471978979
Fake girls are fake.

Next you yourself will be deleted.

Your mom is now your dad.

no bros what happened we can't let those transfolk win they're so skilled how can they be I thought transfolk were inferior to us staight white guys

Janny is here, everyone act cool

>you yourself

Did you have a stroke typing that ?

The based and redpilled team staged a fantastic comeback and then had it completely thrown away by a mouthbreather who doesn't understand how a Gamecube controller it works. It's over, zhey won, guess we all better report to our local dilation station.

>girl sits down to run
>guy on right gets noticeably uncomfortable

esl?

Off topic. Discuss the game or speedrun please

That's a fucking wonderful image, saved

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Give it to me straight: Does Samura1 have a chance or is he flinging himself off the roof of the hotel tonight?

>the majority of the people in the relay don't even speedrun it
>estimate 2 hours and 30 minutes
ah, so they're pulling an all nighter I see?

RIP

>3 shines ahead because of one dumbass zoom zoom

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shotout to the amazing gookchan mod team for cleaning the forum 4 free every year to keep these amazing threads going on!

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471979230
Just youself since you will enjoy doing it so much.

WTF IS TEAM 1 DOING?! the choke is real

There's still chances for right side to choke but this dude ont he left is throwing hard

Nice try on damage control there pal

>curing Alzheimer is a scam
cope

The game is boring.

You know what samurai do when they have experienced great shame.

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>secret areas are completely linear and have no skips

He was talking about GDQ being a scam, you meme spouting faggot

I for one love jannys, they don't get enough appreciation. They keep this board free of shitposters and ask for nothing in return.

I love jannies and I love speedrunning.

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Seriously tho, which team is ahead now?
Never played this.

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team samu is getting BTFO

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Team 2, aka the right one is far ahead.

i'm not sure what you mean. "you yourself" is grammatically correct in english. i figured it's not your first language if you've never heard that before.

Its close

also: Thanks janny for making these underaged faggots seethe

Samurais squandered their 3 shines lead and proceeded to fall 3 shines behind. Truly team of chokers

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>360chrism on tranny team

wtf i thought he was based??

Place your bets now cunts
strawpoll.me/18386329

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Team Hidden.

Don't post or talk about Larxa in this shithole you fucking retards. She's too pure for that.

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Guess all the games are boring then considering that the shitposting was 24/7 the entire week.

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Team Samurai better make a comeback.
We can't let the frankenniggers win this.

I mentioned earlier ever since she found out about how this board posts about here she's been fucking down since. You faggots broke her,

>american flag on hiddenp team

imagine being in her tummy right now, the pleasure of being covered in her digestive juices as she slowly crushes you to death

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SHAVEN ASMONGOLD AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

I don't talk about her. She talk about me all the time.

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Since youre not screaming at me like a sperg, I guess youre actually correct, but writing/speaking engl. for like 15 years and never heard that once.

My bad pal

that's why she is so hot

Stay strong, brother

Is that what hot dogs look like in europe?

Dude, zero is such a bitch boy. He fucking follows her around everywhere. I take back saying he was based.

This was bad run for both to end all things, im outta of here.

>bunch of guys obsessed about how cute you are
>get sad?

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>Metako in Team Sam
Well, hopefully he doesn't choke.

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We......lost.....

He's based but for the wrong reasons

Does Mario get paid to clean up the beach or does he do it for free?

boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/O9PC9NX/

what did he mean by this

jesus this 'race' is over. It would have to be some spectacular failure for team left to catch up.

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I think a lot of you are happy to have a tranny on screen, you clearly arent here for the runs. LOL DILATE XD

you mean below average

Thank god this user is gone. It's always so awkward when he's here but at least now the fun can begin.

Genuinely:
Fall in love.
It's really pathetic, but I fell in love with a VN character and lost my libido because I couldn't beat off to anyone but her.
But I respected and loved her too much to treat her like a piece of meat for my satisfaction, so I don't beat off to her as much.
I'm such a fucking loser holy shit I wanna kms.

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First of all. She only knows about Yea Forums through memes. She doesn't know how nasty and isgusting this place can be.

Second of all they showed her a thread from like last sunday where people were saying they wanted to face fuck her cause she look like the facial abuse girl and how she probably slept with like every guy there. Hulk poster is right. She's too pure.

As of now we're predicting a Samura1man victory
Let's see how this turns out

Gottem

I'm with Hulk now

The race has been nothing but spectacular failures

Hulk always goes over, brother

>Place my bet 1 minute before the run ends
>Win
I'm a mad man. As devilish as they come.

Fuzzy seems like a nice lad.

2:30 estimate seems too long for a race

Your pics are getting very lewd uma poster.

wtf lets defend this maidens honor bros

Much love HH

Ganbatte user-kun

Considering some of the hard chokes there has been, there's bound to be a few that will do really badly still.

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>Could have had some interesting seldom seen gimmick category
>Could have had a solid any%
>Could have had a solid 100%
>Instead it's another race
>And a relay

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METAKO ON DECK, BOYS

2.5 hours is way too long for a relay race.

Metako is up next, there's a small sliver of hope Samubros

Fap to waifus

Watch them major choke this shadow mario

they should have had Skyrim (the best speedrun game and maybe the best game in general) as the finale.

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It's a nice run for them as a group.

Yup. Called it.

no this is the amerifat special

>metako vs chrism

OH FUCK

Fucking based. I'm going to miss you man.

races let several runners run at once and gets the crowd more involved.

kek, stick to final fantasy metako

>you need a Bethesda account
kek

METAKO FUCKING IT UP

Metako is slower than a turtle. Based baldie doesn't have time for Bing Bing Wahoo games.

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Not even Metako can save us, how did the tranny team get so powerful?

rude

go get em baldy!

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Metako made fatal mistakes like wasting years yo deal with Shadow Mario which i would not let that, he deserves that.

Who's winning? Wasn't paying attention was downloading a romhack

Imagine licking Metakos bald head haha

they didnt
samu's team totally fucked up one shine

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>now based ricky on left

fug, how we lose with all these based runner

Baldy ganbatte!

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>These GDQ tier donation comments

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WHAT ARE TOMBOYS FOR?

Which romhack user? Nimpies?

>Jinny
OH SHIT THEY CAN STILL FUCK UP

save team samu

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This race would be a 10/10 if the commentator were to shut the fuck up.

JAN-NY
JAN-NY
JAN-NY
JAN-NY

I'm still waiting for GDQ to pick the winners for the prizes. think its sometime in august when they pick

SERIOUS TIME NOW

>FrankerZ
>not FrankerZed
You had ONE job yurope

Based Jinny throwing the race.

YES JINNY, YES

the comeback starts NOW

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I SAID SERIOUS TIME!

what? this would be fucking trash without fuzzy

I mean, the donation reader.

Pokemon sweet version

>leaving this up to fucking jinny

holy fuck, what were they thinking

Based Jinny

retardy after y/n

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jinny throwing on purpose

Linkus is back

NO JINNY STOP, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHOKE

Well this is certainly something different.

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what a fatty

>robosparkle on team tranny
>linkus on team samu
Who do I shoot???

>woman on left team

well now it's really over

idk not gonna bother making a new thread since shits almost over.
someone else can do it if they feel the need

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Only 30 minutes left :////
This week fukkin flew by so fast
Oo look there's a qt on the left team at least.
Team tranny BTFO

I'll make it, bro.

Cute

ill do it, give me a couple of minutes

rip samura1 bros

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But user I want to say goodbye to you.

>this lead
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

SPLENDIDO

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Ready your dilation rods Samubros, it's over

I'm going to need a thread to dump webms in.

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It wouldn't be so bad if the ones running it were any good at the game.

you already did user

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I was gone for the past hour. What the fuck happened? How did they blow a 20 minute lead?

dumb idiots we can hear the mics

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This.

HAHA GET FUCKED SAMURAI1

>trannies win

the whole marathon has been a swansong for comfy ESA. now we've got nazi chat mods, banning runners for fun, censoring donation comments... trannies winning the finale is the icing on the cake.

it's official, ESA is dead. fuck this marathon

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Trannies win
fun race

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based team tranny wins

NO NO NO NO

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN BROS!

Team tranny won!!!
Yea Forums gets BTFO'ed once again HAHAHAHAHA

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DUDE
WEED
LMAO

So this is how ESA dies.... to thunderous applause.....

Kept fucking up a Yoshi platform clip skip, some secret level fuck up, and some other shit

tfw

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They both made so many mistakes, especially team 1 he followed Shadow Mario for too much.

shadow mario levels

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>from a little boy
Someone stole mommys credit card to donate all that money

Yea Forums BTFO once again. Feels good to be on the winning side.

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This, nothing is safe anymore....
We've lost the war my friend......

Yea Forums on suicide watch

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fuck off tourist

Final shadow mario choke inc

>practice all week for your hard shine at the end of the run
>other team wins before you even get to play

feels bad man, he killed that shit

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why is the left team the tranny team?

PLEASE
SWALLOW
ME

shoutouts to trans people

There we go girls, it's a sure thing now, the future is trans

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Only 5 months to go for GDQ.

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Tomboys are for Getting in fights with her Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you state into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you male all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back Holding them close and telling her you love her Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation Introducing her to your parents
Marriage Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you whole caressing her toned body Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with her Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things tomboys are for.

...

that one fucking idiot who couldn't catch shadow mario completely blew it. what the fuck

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At least the jewishness isn't as bad as GDQ...right guys?
see you space cowboy

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On the plus side you can't possibly take the blame for losing.

user STOP IT

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gdqx in September

enjoy the rest of summer lads

I want to marry that Link

holy fuck that clutch

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Congrats to Team Hidden.

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>it's over
now what?

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Part of it goes to the guy who restarted a stage thanks to a failed clip like 5 or 6 times, but it wasn't anywhere near as painful to watch.

KEK

>ESA is ending guys
Feels bad.

CHOOOOOOKED BAHAHA

samu is tilted

We have to play video games now.

now we hibernate until GDQ winter

aftermath thread!

Based

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>choked at the end

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Back to regular Yea Forums I guess.

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NOOOOOOOOO

It's over!
Rate Sunshine relay!

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WHO'S GONNA MAKE THE NEW THREAD AAAAAAAAH

It was fun guys

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GET IN HERE
twitch.tv/werster

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We need one last tread

4/10. Ruined by obnoxious donation reading.

poor samu jesus christ/10

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?

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guess i wait for the monster/robot stealth porn threads because those are the only threads i post on in Yea Forums anymore

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>(you) farmer%
7/10

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It's been fun, lads. See you next time.

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it was good until the huge chokes

See you all next autism marathon

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I'll be making it in just a moment.

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Back to browsing regular old shitty SHITTY Yea Forums.
Until GDQx I guess. Good bye everybody.

7/10

LMAO LOOK AT THIS CHAD TOWERING OVER THESE TWO MANLETS

GUYS SMASH CHARACTER REVEAL COMING I KNOW IT

manlet alert

>manlet is like a full two feet shorter than middle guy

It's ogre...

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brutal mogging in progress

jesus christ look at that manlet haha

I'll miss you guys til the next one!

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its not over....ITS NOT :(

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I like how the closing monologue is just as awkward as GDQ's, lol

7/10 - shame that samu didn't recover from chokes. Early combacks were great.

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What a manlet

5'12" vs 6'0"

Thanks webm user, op user and rate user. Get better at rates rate user!

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Why don't they ever stream the cleanup to get a little bit more donation incentives going towards that

Holy duck that Manlet on the right.....
I feel bad

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How fucking short can one man be? I would literally rather be a midget than be that awkward height.

goodbye everyone. i hope to see you soon.

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>no new thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

See you next time.

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I'm legit jealous of how short he is. Assuming he's under 5'5, that is.

So when's the next marathon, then?

MAKE THE THREAD

until winter my lil nuggas

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10/10 until the shadow mario shitter who broke his entire team's spirit.
8/10 total

So much sperging

great fucking speech

is that dude like four feet tall what the hell?

WHY ARE THYE SO AWKWARD?!

He is fucking covered in shadow, literally being eclipsed by average height people

But we won't be seeing those thots tho.

When did Jerma come to ESA?

why are euros so fucking autistic

One last for the road.

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This was an especially cozy ESA. Might not be the best, but it was definitely nice.

Edenal literally fucked up out of his mind

How soon will we see you at ESA or some speedrunning event?

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whose small child is that

The other guys are probably like 6'3+ or something.

Lmao it's like a manlet party.

no wonder GDQ has infected this marathon so hard, their rep is literally fucking here

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holy shit how tall is that manlet?

oh shit a defector from gdq

>Jerma
didn't that guy beat dark souls on stream?

>these manlets
Fucking kek

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>no more Hogan, larxa, rate, webm posters

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>ANOTHER manlet
No wonder white people aren't having children anymore. I wouldn't want to subject my spawn to eternal Hobbit status.