Veronica orders the adult burger because she is too old for the kids' menu

>catsup
honest to god first time in my life seeing an alternative way of spelling "Ketchup".

Agreed, but please call it "ketchup"

American ketchup is gross.
Try an Italian one instead, a proper one.

I want to have a loli GF who finds pride in minor accomplishments.

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what's wrong with saying catsup?

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wholesome burger

So this is Yea Forums now that Sad Panda has died huh?

boi she munchin

There's literally nothing new about this thread.

Too bad that's illegal, but I would like one too.

Buy my game!

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burg

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Have sex with little girls

I already bought TWO vouchers for your game, Veronica! I promise I will buy it as soon as the eshop allows it!

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That's exaclty what a little girl would say!
you will not trick me!

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Cuh

well, if you insist

yeah ok pedo lol

You can't marry her though and are forced with the childhood friend?

jeffrey epstein how are you posting from jail?

why is her leg dripping
?

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>s-stop talking about video games!
fuck off

Not in the Switch version! I'm not sure if you can marry Veronica, but there will be other options. That was confirmed.

Go back.

those are the bad lolis
the good lolis only ask for headpats

You will need more than rock cd's and beer to trick me this time you cunning devil.

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>I'm not sure if you can marry Veronica
Well that's a big key piece of information. Let me know when the Switch version is out.

>s-stop talking about video games!
Oh yeah! Lolis from shitty vidya eating burgers is what I want to talk about on Yea Forums!

Blue boards aren't here for your creepy rp's and pedo speak, faggot. Grow up and meet a woman your age instead of fawning over virtual children on the internet.

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I eat the whole burger

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Question, thats a girl or a boy?
I was interested in buying it, but Yea Forums told me it was a boy, and I fuckin hate shota.

”no”

Why are white people pedos.

cute boy

Go back.

You can't do anything about it lol
Eat shit

Luca is a girl

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She's a girl and I recommend the game, it's good.

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She's a girl. I wouldn't have bought the game if she was a boy.

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But with little girls you can't tell the difference until it's too late, one moment she's giving you the most innocent smile in the world, then suddenly she's bringing out the peanut butter.

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It's not what I can't do, pal. It's what I'm willing to do.

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I wish I was her bed

I will! And I'm going to marry you in it!

why arent there any lewds of this high caliber loli

I miss Luca/Mezzalucca. bros. ;(

>then suddenly she's bringing out the peanut butter
Why are you afraid of her making a sandwich?

She's a good girl who isn't meant to be lewded.

Was owl man a real lolicon ethusist?

can i do it anyway?

you can't live your life being afraid of little girlsnext time you see one just say hi. i promise we won't hurt you and i'm sure you'll have lots of fun

Unless youre a nip, then your art will suck and no one will care what you lewd

>we

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>trusting little girls

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>definite edition never ever on PC
Wew laddie.

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nigga thats just spagooter sauce

I wonder what nintendo gave them to cut that exclusivity deal

Can little girls be stopped?

>we

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Nice, I really wanted a Dung Crawler PS4 and that was the only thing stopping me.
Thx bros.

>we

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If she wanted to make sandwiches then why did she grab the peanut butter from the kitchen and bring it up to the bedroom?

God I love PC, DQ11 when?

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Why are you in the bedroom?

Isn't it a timed exclusive?

Money, advertisement, and a slot in Smash

I don't think it is, they've only talked about it coming to switch

I cross the street if there's a loli coming towards me, honestly.

S-she said there were rock CDs.

The store I work at has a bunch of those fancy ketchups, but they never seem to sell.

and why are you naked?

Same but with adult niggers

It's a shame, but that's just how it is. People will buy whatever is cheapest, even if it's a million times shittier. You see it with cheese too.

For some reason I read "the store I wank at".

Actually smart move.

Whatchu gon do bout it white boi

Got a source for that m8?

>For some reason I read "the store I wank at".
A happy coincidence.

Tfw playing as a lala in ffxiv

based

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*to their side

Totally not related to reality. Ha ha.

Despite having a child body, she must still have the needs of a grown woman. What tags did she wank to on Sadpanda?

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/28485?tags=naughty_face status:deleted

we have gen 1 jade nude mod, which is just textured clothing, sad.

barnacle man
actually it's pretty big I'm not sure if I can finish the whole thing
youtube.com/watch?v=SCdZXPaphlM

>Spoiler
It hurts even my soul!

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huh, I just didn't want peanut butter to drip on my shirt.

>no one posted the dance

>discord tranny thinks hes a little girl
No surprises here

nalvas

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Veronica is so cute and funny.

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If you making a cheeseburger tomato sauce is fine.

Bottom bun. Dijon mustard. Diced onions. Patty. Cheese. Pickles. Tomato sauce. Top bun.

What game?

Phantasy Star 4

thanks

Dragon Quest 11 S

lole

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Seriously, stop posting these things. I get some strange urges every time you do.

to be fair that's pretty much a dollar menu (the places that still have those) because those burgers are dinky as shit

heavy mayo and honey mustard for me

Are you getting hungry for a burger?

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Imagine being an actual pedo and finding picture of little girls arousing. Little girls are cute and for protecting, not lewding.

Nigga if you talk shit on Hein'z again we gon' have a problem

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How did they get away with this?

imagine being in denial

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Is DQ 11 out for switch now?

Post as much lolis as you want. It's just cute to me.

BURG!

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It comes out on September 27th!

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interesting way to ask for more lewd lolis

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His heart and actions are utterly unclouded, user. They are all those of Protecc

luca's english voice was the first time i'd ever heard an english loli voice that didn't make me want to kill myself

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>play as lalafell because I enjoy the mini models from the 7 and the 3ds era
>people always associate them with pedophiles
shit sucks man

mating dance.

>literally started playing FF XIV to play as a girl lala

*pats your head*

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>She's a big girl
For u

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yuck

Why are toriyama girls so incredibly fuckable way more than regular anime girls
She looks so warm

I bought DQ heroes II solely for maribell.

>she isn't wearing an undersized dress from when was a loli
lame

Faster

Who better to protect than your loli wife

Reminder that Jade is a mindbroken goblin slut

thank u sir may i have another

Is this one a good starting point? Never played a single DQ, but I'm kinda interested.

DROPPED

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yes

Imagine if you were a full-grown woman, then a spell forced you to be a little girl with a cunny again. That would be so weird.

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dq sucks

>tfw your sub runs out and you cant play as a lala anymore

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veronica is the only dragon quest character that doesnt have a huge autismo forehead

Delete this trash image right now.

she's making a mess

Ok, I'll bu-

Ok, I won't buy it.

Do you like JRPGs?

No.

>bathing with an animal AND a book
god why luca?

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Yes, that's why I'm interested.

>thread up for 2.5 hours
>hasn't been derailed by porn posts
>isn't moving at a rate of 10 posts per minute
>only one person said that c word that gets you instabanned
>hasn't been deleted
Wtf is going on
Did all the bad l*li posters get cut out by the last ban wave and now only the wholesome ones are left?

Lewd loli poster here
Too busy watching joshihouseki no mudazaki

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Dragon Quest is pretty much the JRPG standard.

I hope so, I don’t mind loliposting as doesn’t start posting porn shit

Stop pretending liking jrpgs when you don't even know about dragon quest.

>Why isn't this video game thread deleted??!?!?

Haha remember the last loli thread somebody came along and started posting actual scat wouldn't it be a shame if that happened here yes it would, don't fucking do it you sicko

Lewd posting is perfectly fine as long as people aren't being obnoxious redditors

Nope, some C threads are just more wholesome in nature than others and therefore I act accordingly.

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This is a Dragon Quest thread

She homgry, she eat borger.

What does your post have to do with video games?

loli loev burg

She's a video game character dumbass

That's part of the reason I'm on the fence. Like how has the gameplay progressed/evolved, is it not too cookie-cutter? Does the series have something unique going on for it?

It's one of the most charming series I've ever played. It's like you're playing through a fairy tale. Even the new entries emanate soul like nothing else.

Is DQB2 worth it on the switch? I don't have a PS4

Where do you even start? Can you just start with 11 since it’s on PC?

Wait, you can't say the cute and funny anymore?

Good to hear, I sometimes find myself thinking "this is too generic/same-y" when playing through RPGs, so that's kinda nice.

Just phone post, don’t let jannies control you

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III, IV, V, VIII, and XI are probably the best places to start.

Dragon Quest is the only JRPG series I can stand these days. They're basic af but so damn comfy.

>catsup
God Americans are retarded.

burg...

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Your answer was
>this is a video game thread, not a loli thread
SURVEY SAYSSSSS
>just look at the rest of the replies to

>Actual scat
You did this user. You have only yourself to blame youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8

Don't care, eat shit

Yes, 11 is a perfectly fine game to start the series with. If you have a Switch hold out for the Definitive Edition with more content which releases September 27th.

Its a Britbong word you eternally obsessed yurocuck.

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americans say ketchup, stay obsessed

Get out crossboarder

If adult Veronica is a 6/10 and loli Veronica is a 9/10 I can only imagine what a loli Serena would be since her adult form is 8.5/10

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>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse

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im english and have never used that word in my life. We have ketchup, or "red sauce" as the impoverished and uneducated call it

if my math is correct, thats at least 11.5/10!

Jesus, what happen to Touma? I only saw the first season but now he looks like a sickly cancer patient with a large head.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street…papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts laggin’ behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes ‘im and says…KETCHUP

I am going to say the c word.

I want a cc burger now. And a specific burger from my home city.
Fucking loli shits always have to make me feel sad.

>catsup
>posts cat

hmm...

cunny!

the cunny word?

He's had a hard life, having a harem isn't all its cracked up to be when fate and the world at large is constantly taking a hot shit right on top your head. The dude literally can't catch a break.

Thread theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=fekWiU3K_e0

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>saying the c WORD
A picture is worth a thousand words

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she homgry?

Dq builders 2 has hamburgers

>we
There are little girls postin on Yea Forums right now.
Show belly button and go to bed

They're in DQ Builders 1 as well.

It actually comes up in the final boss even.

Is this a burg thread or a loli thread?

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Yes

>those veronica doujins on sad panda will never be recovered
I should've saved my favorites, but there were 10 pages worth of shit there. Kancolle, fire emblem, gotoh juan, etc.

The fuck? Never heard that shit.

Can you still donate bitcoin?

Absolutely god tier taste in music
youtube.com/watch?v=sdBEwe1KKmg
Its both while also being a Dragon Quest 11 thread.

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absolute madmen in this thread

Just use nhentai you crybaby it has them all.

>panda dead
>but cunny is alive
I love y'all guys almost as much as I love cunny.

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>>>/reddit/

Jessica and Maribel are better.

What happens next?

See

Chestbursters.

>cries over something that doesn't exist anymore
>somebody gives a second best alternate
>bro tahts sooo le redit lawl duuuuuuuuude

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Is there a better trope than cute loli magician?

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We don’t know, the victim has gone comatose and we found weird C shaped marks all over him

based borger poster

cute loli tanks

It's too horrible to even think about it.

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>user needs a replacement

>reddit here
>we have resized galleries
>we don't have half of the categories
>we don't allow uploads
>all we do is leech sadpanda for new stuff
>hitomi does it all better lol
>but please use nhentai
There's some gallons of sprite under the sink user. Try them they're only a little expired.

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Why would you get a burger when you can get some kebab instead?

Stupid bitch lol.

The urge's not gone yet, but how grindy are DQ games? how's the combat compared to stuff like Megaten, 7th Dragon or FF?

Cute shortstack brawlers. But loli mages can be good.

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Mamori is a cute

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It's definitely not as grindy as some of the earlier DQ games.

>7th dragon
Don't remind me.
The early games are fucked gameplay wise. Grind one eay or grind another. 8 starts to fix things but earlier games are usually broken unfun somehow.
Not as much monster shit like Megaten, not as many options as 7th dragon, and usually less depth and/or grind than FF.
7th dragon>megaten=dq>ff>shit ff

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>Brother order big burger when he was little
>Dad says he won't finish
>Brother says he will
>Doesn't
>Dad makes him sign contract so he never orders a big burger again
>Hangs it on the fridge

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a loli got me a gunpla for my birthday. i think it was a trick now that i think back on it. how do i stay safe bros?

OH GOD OH GOD

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sex with kaos

Why did he hanged a burger on the fridge

By me.

somebody post the minimum age map

It’s too late user, just submit
We’ll be gentle

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can't wait for her doujinshi

>a loli will never kidnap you and make you pat her head while she gets you drunk before getting her sis' over to run a train on you
It's a mixed feeling.

panda dead tho

Is the show even that popular? After the third episode, it's looking like its going to be shit.

>The urge's not gone yet, but how grindy are DQ games?
You don't have to grind in any DQ game except 1 and 2. If you actually keep up with gear, learn how to use skills and basically do something besides spam attack.

>how's the combat compared to stuff like Megaten, 7th Dragon or FF?
It set the standards for turn based combat. Think Final Fantasy III or X, but with more depth and options. Mother and Pokemon also used Dragon Quest as a template. Though again, Dragon Quest games somehow have more options, despite later games copying it.

But basically, characters stand in a line and fight with true turns.

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What show?

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follow the reply chain

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I bet she can do other "adult" things too...

Like pay her taxes? It's almost time for me.

I already bought your game
also, you died under a fucking tree

There’s no info besides the third episode being shit, just say it we’re not on Yea Forums

Like prostate milking? It's almost time for me.

Fine I'll spoon feed you since we aren't on Yea Forums. Boku no Pico

Based

yeah, I was just thinking about that

and that too

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cringe

Black hand holding game will always make me smile

There is nothing in the chain that mentions the name you pedantic fuck

Dick will find a way.

Coppu Craffu

I actually already found it. Just click the buttons that are right there. You'll need to click a second button after that but I think you can do it, I believe in you!

No, it's dead, we won't be able to read any doujin ever on because a website went down.

What about my hand?

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>because the one website everyone used to upload and translate went down*

I have this same problem, normally it would be fixed by restarting my router because it changes my IP every time but I've changed my IP like 10 times and I still can't post images, this is fucking hell

Your thumb looks like it could feed a small family you chunky cunt.
Sort yourself out.

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>that part in dqv that explains the purple traveller
>those conversations
Why did they do all of this to the guy? That's fucked.

Yep, it's a terrible fate, say adios to doujin forever lads.

Just buy a Yea Forums pass :)

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Jokes on you. I'm so rich I can afford many nice watches!

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Jesus christ, is that an uncooked chunk of ham or a hand?
That is the fattest fucking hand I've ever seen, even when Andre The Giant had huge as fuck hands, they were at least proportionally normal looking, that's just a fucking ball with an even thicker thumb sticking out from it

she should eat more burgers

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hiroshima cycles rangebans to try to force people to buy a goypass. I'd rather finally pay for a proper VPN than give money to this sly fucker.

I refuse to give any money to the retard gook who can't even make the site run properly with addons and tries to make it advertiser friendly instead of user friendly

Catsup is an actual different sauce strangely enough

dont do this to me user
i dont wanna splooge too many times in such a short time

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give video or something so I can tell

Your hand makes me laugh too.
Because it's owned by Justin Silverman and he is pretty entertaining too.

I wish to meet a loli who would want an honest relationship with me, but lolis only want one thing.

fuck off pedo

I'll stay while you seethe.

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Bbc

>loli
>pedo
I don't follow

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homo

It's not that hard cumbrain

seethe cope dilate tranny faggot nigger incel have sex dork

...

are you a literal cuckold?

pls respond

>Justin Silverman
That fat, unfunny jew ruined AVGN. Fuck him.

A 100+40cm Japanese seamless doll is $1,100 if you leave clothes aside, just buy one.

that figure

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beautiful brown chickens!

No, just seeing it makes me chuckle because people like you will be upset over someone being black
fiction characters =/= real humans
>ruined AVGN
?

I unironically hope that people who keep barking up the pedo boogieman on Yea Forums would have their eventual children molested and raped as a punishment for them being such obnoxious fucking retards.
I don't generally vouch for sexual violence against children but these absolute fucking dipshits would deserve it, to have something dear to them be destroyed by the very same thing they cried wolf about all these years. It'd be better than you just having cancer and dying away, I hope you fucking suffer.

One pipsqueek patty and your bib and high chair

>catsup
Fucking irredeemable

Why do you have a picture of children eating KFC on your wall?

>Black hand holding game will always make me smile
This is just pathetic dude

is it weird that i won't mind spent my afternoon headpatting a cute loli?

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You faggots getting your dick twisted about it is what makes it funny

We all would do that, if we had another head to pat than just our own ;__;

You need to learn to just laugh at stupid shit. That comes with age

This is why nobody loves you, you incel virgin lmfao

>imagine being so insecure you start seething at the mere sight of a black man's hand

I'm thinking you're repressing a cuckold fetish, user. Don't worry, we'll accept you, Yea Forums is getting more progressive every day :^)

Your mom loves deez nuts at least lmao

I don't know the people you're fighting against, but smiling at black people for playing videogames has to be one of the most autistic shit I read in a while

And daddy's bad karma takes care of your offspring lmfao

>actually defending a cuck
You need to go back

>but smiling at black people for playing videogames has to be one of the most autistic shit I read in a while
Yaknow, I really can't get a vibe from this post. Like are they pretending to be retard? Are they just ignorant to posting culture? Are they just trying to bait? Safe to say they are new

You're still in your young glory years. You should be out kicking the can or talking to girls. Not spending your time parroting angry virgins on the internet

Resetera fags love to derail loli threads by acting retarded

Didn't that dude an hero in his cell?

it's one of the only things ketchup is allowed on
although what you really want is sliced beefsteak tomato

If you get angry at simply looking at a black guy then you're the one who's a cuckold.

Switch version ads additional romance options including 2 homosexual options.

>got bored as fuck and dropped the game before I even reached her
I just can't into JRPGs man

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I wish og posters would just learn to laugh at retards instead of feeling the need to change their opinion or debate them.
This sites is over-saturated by new internet users and is a lost cause, sucks.

>this time
A-user

>not smiling at black guys means being angry at them
dilate

dq is just shit

The hero in super smash brothers ultimate forever securing dragon quests place in the west alongside final fantasy.

Now where's my fucking dragon quest swords port.

>I unironically hope that people who keep barking up the pedo boogieman on Yea Forums would have their eventual children molested and raped as a punishment for them being such obnoxious fucking retards.
Maybe you aren’t a pedo, but i’m sute that you’re mentally ill

I don't get why, they don't look even slightly like kids except maybe the sultana.

cope

but its such an outlandish thing that it should make one smile
black people should be out there making bread, eating fish and watching Urkel, skippin' school, selling drugs, weed, coke, shrooms, gambling on the streets while drinking malt liquor, pimping out hoes, rapping and selling their mixtapes, robbin' people, robbin' banks, robbin' stores, shooting crips, shooting bloods, running away from the popo and getting killed in a drive-by

If you can't get into JRPGS then dq11 is not for you . It's literally a homage to JRPGS and does everything it can to emulate classic nostalgic jrpgs.

Your entire post is a contradiction, you're against calling out retards but complain at newfag oversaturation? Acceptance and laughing autism off isn't gonna make them leave

What about loli niggers?

That's more of a problem with you lacking patience and focus. You'd probably also have trouble playing a game like Twilight Princess or Resident Evil.

>cursed images

How so? I am sure such ignorant retards such as yourself are met with same level of anger by everyone else, they just don't put it into words. And you really think internet behaviour mirrors into real life? You're fucking delusional, you sure as hell aren't accusing random people on the streets of being pedophiles, because you'd have been fucking killed at this point.
You are so fucking stupid and you should be punished for being so fucking stupid and what better way than have you fucked up by irony. Keep calling normal innocent people pedos, you'll get your comeuppance, fucking cretin. It's funny how everybody else is mentally ill to you, but you crying wolf and calling people pedophiles at random is normal and healthy behaviour.
I am just giving my honest thoughts, I hope you fucking suffer through your life for being such a fucking incredible idiot and being so oblivious of the shit you do.

Dilate.

Cringe

Same, they are just all the same predictable rehashed Hero and friends vs the evil empire in a high fantasy setting with ridiculous padding
FF at least tried to change shit up but failed and Persona is just a modern version of that formula with a unneeded dating sim VN element to it

dilate

Not only are you mentally disabled, but you must be filled with bitterness from your sexual frustration. Well let me tell you this cuck, nobody is gonna love you, much less want to fuck you, so you might as well do the world a favor and never leave your basement, ever. As pathetic as you are, I can't wish death upon you because I believe even you have a sliver of common sense and goodness somewhere in you. Faggot.

but I actually liked and finish those games
I feel like it's just a balance between gameplay and non gameplay, I played thru Souls which counts I guess but stuff like DQ or Persona I just can't finish

Yikes.

>sukumizu tan lines
lewd as hell

>squeenix retconned DQ8 so that you can marry Jessica even though it makes no actual fucking sense
>can't marry Veronica, though

This is bullshit.

>I feel like it's just a balance between gameplay and non gameplay
Which is exactly why I mentioned Twilight Princess, which has a horrible balance between those things. And if you really couldn't get through DQXI, I have no idea how you got through the multiple tutorials in Twilight Princess.

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i want a daughter to protect so bad

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I just like Zelda, also got thru Skyward sword and it's awful motion controls. But traditional JRPGs aren't my thing

You have issues.
youtube.com/watch?v=P2-1basQhX8

That guy has enough Children already mind you

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we all do hey if everything fails there's always a shitty backwards east asian country

Niggr

God, I want to have sex with a little girl so much.

I can't find anything to actually back that up.

And I hope you and your, if ever be, family gets raped and fucked to death because of your idiotic behaviour.
Not only are your assumptions dead wrong, they seem to stem from a subconscious, so keep projecting, idiot retard.

fuck niggers

impossible to top this trope

both

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why do you dweebs keep overreacting, tenobo is already talking about other hosts

Yez

why are tiny girls with ham bah gahs so cute

based

why did you crop the image? it's completely safe

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post more burger malfunctions

Shh...

that was a good thread

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You're a shit >:(

Because you're used to seeing huge fat people eat them.

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VERONICAAAAAAAA

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No...not that.

go ask mad thad

Because little girls prefer smaller dicks because it hurts less

Video games

i would chew through that ass like it was bubble gum

MIKE CHECK

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now post the better version

Ketchup is fucking gross. Only good sauces on a burger are BBQ, buffalo, Cheese Sauce (the new wendys jalapeno burger is pretty good because of this), and occasionally spread from In n Out.

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Ketchup is great for fish

Mustard and Mayo are the best sauces. Dill Relish with those is even better. Bleu Cheese crumbles without sauces is best.

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Mayo is gross and mustard has too strong of a taste
Sauce should enhance a flavor, not overpower it

I have a folder with 374 pictures of anime girls eating hamburgers.

All the sauces you named are more overpowering than Mustard or Mayo. BBQ, Buffalo sauce and Thousand Island don't overtake the sandwich? Are you stupid? Mayo by its nature is neutral, only adding a slight vinegar to the hamburger. Same with a good mustard.

>It's a shame, but that's just how it is. People will buy whatever is cheapest, even if it's a million times shittier. You see it with cheese too.
I buy what ever name sounds the most Jewish because they are usually more and there is less chance of being jewed.

>eggs are gross
can you just kys and get it over with already

I’ll teach you to suck eggs

The only thing burgers need is cheese. Everything else is shit.
>Lettuce
Disgusting crisp texture with a weird sweetish aftertaste.
>Tomato
Raw tomato tastes too sweet, and it's too wet.
>Onions
Raw onions completely overwhelm any other flavor in a burger.
>Ketchup
Tastes sweet and syrupy from all the fucking corn syrup. Absolutely disgusting.
>Mustard
Weird sour taste, honestly doesn't work with meat.
>Mayo
Slimy and tastes slight sour as well, texture and taste aren't fit for consumption.

>I am four years old

>Only children don't like food I like

How about egg?

Or peanut butter

THe "sour" taste is Mustard and Mayo is Vinegar. And some people add vinegar to the beef before cooking it. Lettuce is good because you can use it to separate the condiments/bun from the meat. I agree with you the other stuff is unnecessary though.

I would add pickles as a necessity. Though you'll hate it, because it's more vinegar. But these days, I eat hamburgers because I like the pickles and mustard more than the meat itself. I must be getting old when I'd rather have a salad than meat.

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Egg is harmless but why? And fuck no to peanut butter you madman.
Lettuce just has a bad aftertaste to me and I associate crisp textures with insect contamination thanks to a horrible filthy childhood. I can't stand it.