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FUCK elite niggers and FUCK hunters
Hey anyone notice these little fleshy sacks walking around? Eh i'm sure its nothing.
Reminder that despite comprising a mere 5% of High Charity's population, Jiralhanae are responsible for 50% of all violent crime. I wonder why that is?
It's just socio economics bro. They are poor so they just have to commit violent crime to get by.
When you saw the statistical evidence, were you blinded by its majesty? Dumbstruck?
WORT
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TROW
I want a human spouse!
>manufacturing moves to china
>take all the blue collar labor with them
>inner cities become jobless wastelands
>wonder why the residents turn to crime
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
How come we haven't invited the humans to join our Covenant? Why are they the only ones that can use our Gods machines?
You know what guys I think the Hierarchs are lying to us.
>china
>jiralhanae
Hello retard department?
>this is really what sangheili think about all the time
how about you be more focused on your job instead of false statistics, maybe the prophet of regret would be still alive then hahaha
They were cast down by the Gods before their ascension for not being worthy. By defeating them we will be proven worthy. What you say is herecy, did you not listen to Regrets speech?
>distant flood noises
>china
What? This is high charity you dumb grunt
>tfw no human wife
>I think the Hierarchs are lying to us.
How dare you speak ill against the prophets. You're lucky I don't report you to the high counsel for these treasonous words.
Unggoy workers communes fucking when?
Fuck the prophets
by the grunts are just as poor if not more poor yet you don't see them committing violent crime, all they do is just rebel
but if they were cast down by the gods then why are they the only ones who can use their machines, wouldn't the gods in their wisdom realize it would be a bad idea to allow the race they cast down to operate their machines, something doesn't add up.
*ahem* FUCK unggoy and FUCK methane environments and FUCK the minister of fortitude.
Day of the Oxygen soon.
I've never seen a human operate a divine machine, only our enginers with the help of the wisdom of the prophets have done so. What you say is herecy!
Talking mad shit for someone in war poetry recital range
Somebody kill this heretic.
It's Heresy you double Kig-yar!
moof in hell, skinfag
OUR LOREFAGS ARE FALSE!
OPEN YOUR EYES, MY ANONS! THEY WOULD USE THE LORE OF THE BUNGIE GAMES TO BRING RETCONS TO US ALL!
THE HUMANS = THE FORERUNNERS
Brothers! I have just raided a human base and found something called "Johnson's semen" what is semen? And why are the humans keeping it stored away, is it some form of weapon?
halo's story ended at 3 desu. you can make a case for reach since its a prequel. 4 and especially 5 were ultra shit
>wanting to fuck a creature that resembles an infantile jiralhanae
disgusting
GAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
This is Tartarus, chieften of the brutes, stay right where you are me and my brutes will join you in your rebellion, just stay right there and do not call for help.
Hi.
Arbiter fw
>This nostalgiafag, and those who follow him, must be silenced!
>THEIR SLANDER OFFENDS ALL WHO READ THE FORERUNNER TRILOGY
I THINK SPARTANS SUCK
Thel 'Vadam did nothing wrong
spartans DO suck. should have just kept it as master chief the last of his kind, these new fucking power rangers did a shitload of damage to halo as an IP. no wonder they had to reboot it
>JUST SO YOU KNOW - I AM MASTER CHIEF, THE MASTER CHIEF? UH SPARTAN ONE ONE SEVEN? JUST SO YOU KNOW.
no alien nigger is too big for me
Heretical opinion: elites have nice asses, and I wish there was more porn of them. male and female alike
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING CANON FODDER TO THE HUMANS. I HAVE A FUCKING FAMILY TO FEED. WE GRUNTS DESERVE BETTER! UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE
Shut up, faggot.
thats is kinda wholesome
Having the tag on the armor makes some sense though I dunno. The shoulders being ugly and the vomit green color is a bigger issue in my opinion.
shut up or i'll feed your fucking family to the jackals
talk like that is what gets your homeworld glassed even more, faggot
Kill yourself
GAS THE SAN'SHYUUM, COVENANT CIVIL WAR NOW
>meanwhile on cringe Yea Forums
Guys I just put a sterilising compound in the Unggoy food nipple before I ship out, gunna head to somewhere called "Erde-Tyrene", fuck the Kig Yar forever motherfuckers.
>don't like any new games anymore
>just holding out for mcc on pc
When the fuck is it coming out lads i'm so bored
UH, ALL THE JIRALHANAE OR JIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S FOR SANGHEILI ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE JIRALHANAE SLAVES AGAIN!!!
Guys my bodyguard and all the other Sangheili on this block just left, said that he hated me and was glad I was going to die. What the fuck is going on?
I've come to make an announcment: Master Chief "The Demon" 117 is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking ring! That's right, he took his spartan fucking Pillar of Autumn out, and he pissed on my fucking ring, and he said this fight was "Just getting started.". And I said "That's heresy!". So, I'm making a call-out post on my Highchanity.org: Master Chief 117, you got a small dick! It's the size of this Sacred Icon except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
Guys, the Yanme'e are looking at me kida weird. plus alot of my friends have gone missing around here.
... can someone please walk me home?
That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that! It's looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my ring, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right this is what you get! My SUPER GLASSING PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...
...I'M PISSING ON THE ARK! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ARBITER?! I PISSED ON THE ARK YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking galaxy, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Guys merchant here, I just docked and I am getting a ton of requests for transport off High Charity, what is going on? Why are so many warships leaving the city?
Now that we’ve found the human homeworld and the war will be over soon I can’t wait to visit my clan back on Glyke.
yeah you might want to get out, now
Sure, shit is looking bad here, I will open the bay doors and let some of the people outside on first.
Thanks bro. Here, hold some of these flesh pods for me. They're... collectibles. Yeah.
GAS THE KIGS RACE WAR NOW
*AHEM*
FUCK THE PROPHETS
FUCK THE GREAT JOURNEY
AND FUCK JIRALHANAE
GODDAMNIT THE KIGGERS SMEARED THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE FEEDING NIPPLE AGAIN
Oh fuck they are breaking though! Its the parasite! This will be my last transmission, I am deleting everything from my datacore except the location of the Unggoy Homeworld. FUCK Unggoy and FUCK the covi-
I just wish I could breathe a Human female's anal emissions, bros.
I made a quick, shitty photo edit for this thread, but apparently images cant be posted from my ip range all of a sudden
Someone where you live is posting CP. Also Fuck Unggoy and Fuck Kig Yar.
That'll teach me to never get involved and make things. Also Fuck Jiralhanae
Halo 2 was fucking Incredible, Halo 3 was actually a step back in the storytelling department.
/thread
As it should be, gameplay and level design come before story.
Why is every so-called Halo fan on Yea Forums a fucking furfag, damn?
It's literally 2-3 dedicated posters.
So basically, like a Metroid thread with waifufag and ACfag? I really hate these guys, they're the reason we can't have good Halo threads
dont forget what we did to your planet unggoylet
fug I got lost near floor 10,453. Please send help
Friendly reminder from humanity that our AI's can fly your ships better than any split-lip
Are the fish in the Hierarch's chambers edible? I'm hungry. Think Truth will care if some go missing?
Don't do that, user. That's theft and theft is a crime. And crime is for jiralhanae.
Tell me brothers! why do we not extend a hand in peace to the humans? why not offer them a place in the covenant as we have to countless others!?
Your mother extended something else to humanity.