Is it dead?
Is it dead?
>overwatch
Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
*peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh*
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
*peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin*
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
*BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT*
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
*PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP*
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
*BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR*
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
*you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth*
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
*BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp*
*quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred*
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
*peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense*
Time for desert quaggy
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*
>10+ minutes to find a match
Yeah, pretty dead.
no
I dislike the game very strongly.
It went to shit ages ago
Yes but it will legit see a huge resurgence when the massive balance and forced 2-2-2 patch goes live.
If you feel the desire to play this shit game just remember why you uninstalled it and play a better game. You will forget about this trash very fast
Shut the fuck up nigger.
I could find a match in less than a minute yesterday
apparently not
I'm going to BREED Pharah
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Nice.
no its alive, and its currently the most balanced its ever been.
Quality posting
>its currently the most balanced its ever been
bitch are you high? there's a reason they're forcing 2-2-2 soon.
Based
>bitch are you high? there's a reason they're forcing 2-2-2 soon.
most heros are viable at most ranks, triple DPS won stage 3 playoffs, and only a few characters are noticeably OP (hanzo, widow, ana)
Based?
Why is Zarya so fun bros?
>can still instantly find a game in my region
Nah, not even close to dead. You guys don't seem to understand what a dead game is.
we have more tf2 threads than OW threads and tf2 is more than 10 years old its fucking dead as fuck, good riddance
I'm playing it again, after 4 month break.
best skin btw
Anyone ever go into one of these games and straight up ask others players "what are you doing?"