HOW THE FUCK DO I HIT HIM?

thats how I live my life

>saying a retarded thread is retarded
>le janny reply
you're fucking pathetic

>Stop liking what I don't like!
Just close the tab retard

>He does it for free

HE'S EATING ALL YOUR CORAL

>!
holy shit you're going full retard

>still in a thread for something you find retarded
>still deciding to come back and get btfo
All for what? To show everyone how much of a contrarian you are? Good job, here's a reddit gold

urchins don't eat coral

crown-of-thorns starfish eat coral, though

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There are cringier threads ten times worse than this

Go waste your time on them

>get btfo
in your dreams fucboi
>reddit
you wish dumb retard

>going into threads you don't like and staying to get shit on
>when the solution is one click away
The penguin image was surprisingly apt

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Bro it's so cool you don't like the topic of the thread you're dedicating your Saturday to

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>5mins
>entire saturday
based retard

if I want to call you retards for doing a retarded pretending game which also isn't videogames I'll do it

>People having actual fun for once
>Bad
Go back to your smash and waifu threads

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How do I figure out which haybales are mimics?

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>he's hurting my feelings, he must be a smash poster or waifu poster
get fucked in the ass

What threads do you prefer then, tell me user

ITS NOT DYING WHY WONT IT DIE

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videogame threads
surprising huh

>replying within minutes, sometimes less
don't pretend you're not monitoring the tab, or that you're doing it in between having something better to do.
But keep replying, because you're making me feel a lot better about myself.

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reap
what
u
sow

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I too live near mt. rainer

Ok then, go into a "videogame" thread and don't come back

You need to use earthquake on it, that way it won't hurt you with it's spikes

>make a build designed to counter one enemy
>little fuck bypasses it easily
Who the fuck designed this?

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Me too. Based WA bros.

Put your hand inside each one

push him off the edge and hope fall damage kills him

Use your guns until the orb shows up then melee.

just set them all on fire bro
everybody knows mimics cant stand the heat

>snake falls off the edge and dies

At this point, I'm pretty sure video game threads aren't even considered video games anymore according to Yea Forums.

>death cutscenes are obnoxiously drawn out

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>That ending shot
Rough day, huh?
Yeah, like you wouldn't believe it

There's always a wet blanket to end the fun.

You deserve to live in suffering.

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hee hee hippush
hippush
hippush
me gay fucking fish
hippush
HURRR
fucking Capcom FIX THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=JZGpZrX4k8M

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This is in Graham dude, I drive these highways all the time and seen all the farmer lands.

>Before the cut, bee is batting him in the face with his arms
>after the cut, arms are gone
Every time

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>le
Go back to r*ddit faggotron

>consistently replying within less than a minute while pretending he’s not mad
>mysteriously goes silent when called out on being obsessed
Classic

Goddamn, yeah, delete that.

Yelm

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Why is that pengy have to be the toilet for all the other pengys?
What is pengy life like goddam

>enemy has toxic projectile with barely any telegraph

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Castlevania SotN is that you ?

>have to
He's the penguin equivalent of the gays checking guys out at the urinal

Help guys how do I get past this bait without replying I thought you said this game was fair!

IIRC, it's because it's a former chick that won't leave the nest.

>game has a bait and switch antagonist

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These have been my favorite threads on Yea Forums for years. Animal threads on Yea Forums always have nothing but jokes and fun discussion. They're still on the subject of video games, and often times result in tons of >games that do this? posts and anons getting introduced to new games, so I've always wondered why they get deleted instead of the console wars and porn threads. Until today, that is, seeing as how you actually exist.
Why don't you go ruin something else, you mouth-breathing autist? You sweaty, overweight, playroom hogging buffoon. Is controlling other peoples' discussions and entertainment that much fun to you, you absolute baboon? Eat shit.

i've never seen this happen. This basically quicksand for adults.

>gays checking guys out at the urinal
What the fuck. What places do you go to where gays check out guys at the urinal and then get pissed/shit on??

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your empty head

Tell him to fuck off to a thread he actually likes

Anywhere where there are gays and public restrooms
I've never seen a gay bathhouse and yet

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Hopefully he got banned for that shit

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I have never walked into a public bathroom and found two guys pissing and shitting on each other

>Antagonist hides in plain sight

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ok

It’s more likely he realised the epic trole routine doesn’t work if you put more effort in and care more than everyone else.

Pretty sure this thing is so poisonous it could kill someone with a single pierce.

I saw your dumbass from the front page, just admit you have no idea he was aping reddit speak in his own mannerisms to imply the idea was based on reddit. I'm out, low IQ brainlet.

Wait for it to use its self-break move and then topple it. If you're having problems with the knockback I'm pretty sure there's accessories for that.

It's also the furfaggot mods that want to make place for their own threads
t. Guy who made an animal thread like 6 days ago and got banned by the mods from posting until recently

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name this creature Yea Forums

>quicksaving just before dying

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Dying man

I'm playing videogames, I don't dedicate my life to an awful board

not going to even read the rest of you you fucking teenagers

wew

This is getting ridiculous. The quality on this damned board just keeps getting worse
I still remember when the "Haha, excellent post! Well meme'd, my friend! ;)" posts first started getting spammed here, and I thought "this is it; we've dug our way into the bottom of the barrel."
And now that nonsense seems great by comparison. How does Yea Forums consistently drop in quality 24/7/365/forever? Where is rock bottom? How is this not it?

I used to do that shit alot in oblivion, my god

first boss in demon's souls.

Grab with prongs/pincers/tweezers. Use long piercing weapons - spears/tridents.
Best option is to grab it with pincers and then poke it with spear.

Ok user, go and enjoy yourself, while we enjoy our fun thread :)

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>based based cringe cringe i can't think for myself me just be a screaming pisschild about everything thats how big brother Yea Forums acts right????

go back to wherever the fuck you came from newfag

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>Escort mission

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I fucking hate these things

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lmao what's happening

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cute bee

>I'm playing videogames, I don't dedicate my life to an awful board
Yes, because only coming to a board to complain about the board isn't dedication at all.

Pretty sure that's a bombardier beetle.
If so, that mantis's arms just got fried

I honestly don't know, it pisses me off how often I get the prompt that I can't reply to a thread because it doesn't exist anymore, like why, offtopic threads are the best kinds of threads here on this shithole of a board, but they keep getting deleted by these out of the loop mods, encouraging people to shit this board up with the stuff that is "acceptable" here.

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Is that a spicy beetle? Rad

Not spice; acid.

Did that mantis get dabbed on by a fart bug?

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based and beepilled

Mantis got farted on

LET ME OUT AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS

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>I'm mad better call him newfag
epic

check all the replies I've got, your dedication for shitposting is amazing

It's a result of multi board mods/jannies. They don't grasp the difference between tangential threads and shitposting, so either delete everything they suspect is rule breaking, or let rampant shitposting go unchecked because they're lazy assholes, which makes the next mod go full Nazi in an attempt to curb it.

The depressing part is that Yea Forums is probably one of the better off large boards in this respect.

based, fuck hornets
little fucking niggers trying to pass themselves off as bees and exploit their good reputation

>when under attack from other flying vermin bees will swarm the thing and make a convection oven. Frying the vermin alive.

I thought you were playing vidya, what happened to that

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>He doesn't main Sea Otter

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And the craziest thing is that the heat they produce is one degree less than what it would be to kill themselves.

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Insects do so much cool shit.

he forgot how to turn on the console. it's been so long.

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Get COOKED son, fuck outta here

if you were to hug it, how long could you hug it for before you died

Yeah, many insects die later from the burns. That liquid sprays out at water's boiling point

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>"Security to the bridge, the Master Chief has gone rampant. Take him down, boys."

did it fuckin get ripped apart?

water dungeon secret boss.webm

Yes, the currents from the submersible killed it.

Quadruped animals walking upright is the funniest shit ever
someone please post a webm of a gorilla doing it, they're my favorite

you put it in a pail then shake it all until all the spikes are broken off. Then you put your fingers up its assmouth and break it apart and dip it in vinegar

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grapples

youtube.com/watch?v=B69E5lw989w

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And there goes the thread.

Goodbye, everyone.

dang

I really wish I could quit this place, but I don't really know where else I could go, even with it's faults, I can still join fun threads like this one or the hunger games one yesterday, these keep pulling me back, the offchance that I may encounter more like them, but more often than not, i just get shit and crap

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A bottom implies there's hope for recovery.
There is no end. No respite.
Things can only get unimaginably worse and will never get any better.

Have another bear.

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>train acquires Impact Wrists

Is this your first time on Yea Forums?

I think that's right.
Chicks have to leave the nest at a certain age and if they don't, they get shit on by everyone else at the nest.
It's the equivalent of a 20 some year old NEET who won't move out the basement so their parents come and shit on them while they're watching anime.

i'm calling you a newfag because you're a newfag, newfag. project your anger and desperate need to reply for attention harder tho. iw on't reply to you or read your posts again either

Just get a heavy blunt weapon with some decent range and it will be gone, spikes do jack shit against heavy metal objects

>He doesn’t play Ace of Seafood

this is like the perfect demonstration of momentum
why won't physic teacher use this video to explain?

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>hunger games thread
you're part of the problem

>Mods have deleted whole threads for much less
I should be asking you that

Cute

yikes

>the newfag meme again
go fap to some ponies you miserable retard

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Earthquake and special attacks are your best bet since Baneful Bunker is a binch unless ur Poison or Steel

>Game has a fishing minigame
>it's fun

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