Splatoon Thread
Why make a thread for a dead game?
W
oomy
squids love my cummies
Splatoon is the most soulful modern game
>soul
Stop.
ya'll got any webms
How does one manage to be this incompetent?
Asking for a friend.
>Not just shooting the damn thing if you can't time the grenade
Octo daughter BEST daughter.
Sure I have some. Clash Blaster is a treasure. Also that webm is legit adorable
>don't own a Wii U
>dont own splatoon
>can't stop lusting over Marina
I mean I guess this is the power of great character design at work but it still feels kinda weird
>it's an All my teammates are dead and only I can save is from an overtime loss episode
>Rainmaker holder literally just stop on the slope and could have avoided this entirely if they kept running away with me
I love this stupid blaster. Wish I used it much sooner
That'd actually take too long with the explosher
(∩´∀｀)∩ a very nice person gave me a code for those posters and I got to order a set
>Marina
>Wii U
Oh yeah, true. I guess I was just meaning in general
>works for Marie but is an agent of chaos
How does that work?
Can you imagine if a bunch of video game girls did a futa/dickgirl x female party and they came in pairs?
>Peach and Daisy
>Chun-li and Cammy
>2B and A2
>Bayonetta and Jeanne
>Marina and Pearl
>Kat and Raven
>Shantae and Risky Boots
>Fio and Eri
>Ivy and Taki
>Jill and Rebecca
Imagine a bunch of vidya girls on a sex party and some have dicks to fuck others haha
It's almost like people that hold different ideologies can actually get along with each other.
According to her team chaos profile, agent 4 just goes with the flow.
No.
Well she was there to watch agent 3 fight octavio and have her dark soil filled with calamari
do you ever wish you were a cute squidgirl Yea Forums?
>Could have just inked the goal and won
>Instead go after the enemy, letting the guy die, and THEN hogging that too
Massive cunt, but probably would have done the same.
Now if only that were true for this place
>tranny ruins another Yea Forums thread
Pottery.
If only that were true fucking anywhere.
Not specifically. Splatoon is my go to answer for "video game worlds you wish you could live in" though. I already miss splatfests.
what? this had nothing to do with mentaly ill people cutting their dicks off
I love that gender politics killed Rule63
UH, ALL THE OCTOLINGS OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
>implying he wasn't the best bait to kill all of them
I like how the special gague just shoots up and then gives the tenta missiles as a final insult while they watch wating to respawn.
Here you go.
tfw its your fetish
If it makes you feel any better, I've won many times only because my opponents would single-mindedly try to kill me instead of doing the objective.
I don't think the rainmaker holder would have made it to the top without dying honestly.
Having to play anchor for the first time is so foreign.
Yeah that's a factor to consider. I'd like to think they would have though, but I know I've been in situations where they don't.
I do this all the time in salmon run because people for some reason refuse to scatter one we hit quota and stay near the egg basket.
>tfw got my sister pregnant
What do i do bros?
Oops wrong board
>stopping at quota
pleb
The timing is so lenient how can one miss it?
It can get pretty hairy if you're caught in an area that is more enemy ink than yours.
Hard to ink manage when a fly fish and stinger won't leave you alone
That's when you just paint and bring the Maw to the basket, exactly where it should always be killed.
Great topic, definitely not /vg/-esque
But user
The basket IS swamped in enemy ink
Yeah you're right, not nearly enough shitflinging and wojacks to belong here.
My first priority is surviving all three waves. Once the quota is hit i'm going full defensive. Some players are too damn greedy and pay the price for it constantly being in the hell zone near the basket.
Fuck this salmon run.
Well then why aren't you painting?
>people don't paint for ease of traffic
>people don't clear chums and cohocks in the paths to bosses and the basket
I'm trying but there's bosses everywhere
Easier said than done depending on the weapons and professional level
I want to kill you a faggot for running away, but at the same time you were being swarmed by bosses like crazy and what the fuck is a brush going to do in that situation? Obviously the rest of your time wasn't doing shit if they let that many live and the quota was met so better to win and try the third wave. You still should've put the egg in the basket, though.
How do you make webms for splat2n?
Wow, this is fucking disgusting. You can easily get around 100 eggs per game and survive by just controlling bosses. You weren't even under much pressure at the basket, and you could have easily alleviated the problem by painting for your team.
Hold the capture button down to record the last 30 seconds of gameplay, then transfer it to your computer and use software to convert it to webm
Shoot over bosses, around bosses, kill them, and swim around them. Use parthing to your advantage, because Salmonids are dumb as fuck.
How do you think people play Max Hazard?
Damn converter cut off the last couple seconds
Yeah. This is such a good weapon rotation to be trying to go for 100+ eggs. Said no one ever. And I'm not taking the blame for my team's actions. Fuck off with that.
In this rotation, the N-Zap and the Ink brush are the two "painters" on the team. Yet you go fuck off to the map (no, not even just out of danger, but the entire other side of the map) without trying to support your team.
Is the TentaLive CD out yet?
Only one of us needs to survive. May well be the one that's it.
This program. Name aside it's quite effective
softpedia.com
you faggots killed Marina, the only good thing about the game
?
5.0 when?
>Random god mode activates.
I hate when that happens and it's not me
I hate this. I can't do anything as inkbrush except ink for my teammates and they don't use it for shit. I can't trust my teammates with the inkbrush because they suck ass.
The best you can do is be supportive. Plus you're one of the best options of getting eggs to the basket as fast as possible.
I wonder what weapons are getting buffed and nerfed,
Are we getting new clothes? I hadn't played since the Booyah Bomb debuted and I'm still getting full rows of Sold Outs.
Buffed: weapons under-performing at the bottom of the usage charts
Nerfed: weapons over-performing at the top of the usage charts
I hope we get some Octo hairstyles.
Unless we've already been told everything that's coming. Then I sleep.
Anywhere I can see this list?
the absolute worst is when your teamates don't know how to use stingray (or specials in general)
you could literally have used it to kill the myriad of flyfish, steel heads or scrappers (maybe even a steal eel if you catch down a narrow pathway) but nope, just burn that shit after the final wave in celebration
>tfw use a jap name but I also suck ass at the game
I wonder if little kids who play this hate the Jap players because they're usually pretty good. If they see weird squiggly letter names they know they're about to get their shit pushed in.
9 times out of 10 it's like you're fighting a tournament team. It's easy to take advantage of for my rat bastard ass because they'll be pushing so hard that won't even notice me backdooring. I've taken entire games back where my team was pushed all the way into spawn and I would be covering the map unheeded.
Stingray is the riskiest special to use. In most cases, you'd only ever use it if there are more than 2 flyfish, it's a Mothership round, or you're in a big pinch backed into a corner.
It's really hard to do that when 5 bosses are in your way, you have no way to kill them and your team is doing fuckall.
>teammates use specials in a panic during the last 10 seconds when we have 10 eggs left for quota and they suck at using them
Every time.
How do we make it so stingray and baller aren't the only viable specials in ranked.
nerf them :^)
Nerf the health of the Baller
Nerf the damage of the stingray
The only thing the Inkbrush legitimately can't handle on its own are Steelheads. Just help set up Scrappers for higher dps weapons, then swim around and take out Stingers, and shuttle eggs.
>TC trigger and ancho-v
>twice in the past 12 hours
Is it so much to ask for something different?
Post those favorite weapons, lads.
>Lol worst roller
>tfw getting kills with the vertical flick
>tfw using Splash wall to trap enemies and protect trammates
>tfw out-sharking tryhard Hero and Carbon rollers
>tfw using this in Rainmaker and winning
I love my Red Head stepchild roller.
>Just help set up Scrappers for higher dps weapons
I do and they don't FUCKING do it. I can't even do the rest. Every time I go down to kill stingers, 2 scrappers and a steel eel spawn and I have to run away because I can't do shit
>Baller viable
Since when? People can tear it to shreds (literally with OS) and the user is super open to attack after it disappears.
>think I'm out of the blast radius of the baller
>still manage to get splatted
Every. Fucking. Time.
Ballers and getting ganged up on at a disadvantage are the only times I just cast myself off the nearest pit.
>those faces
Don't know I'd call it my favorite weapon but it's for sure my favorite blaster currently. Just slap on 2 pures of run speed and them murder everything in my path.
>In game range Says it's around sploosh
>It actually has slightly longer range than the splattershot
Stingray is only fucked up because it's so easy to just blast the objective. It's specially fucked up for Rainmaker.
The already nerfed the baller so much, but it's still a big fat rolling shield. Maybe a marginally longer detonation phase.
Wincest?
Forsquidden love
It's main use s as a turfer. You don't use it to kill all that often, but to give openings for your team. see how it's used in tourneys, like last E3 tournament.
Dead game.
Imagine being this late to a meme.
faggot
specials are meant to be used before problems become big problems. you just described the exact situation where i would want someone to use stingray but they don't; if someone holds onto a special until after the third wave why even be given specials at all. its not like it'll carry over to the next round, and you don't get a bonus for not using it. just use the special to keep bad situations from becoming worse is all i'm asking
I mean, is it that much better than Booyah Bomb? Consquidering you can throw it from a safe distance and it has an absurd amount of armor so you can get one off before you inevitably die.
>Consquidering
>Late night TC
>It's another Moray Towers/Blackbelly Skatepark episode
>Consquidering
I love you.
>moray/blackbelly
Aside from Shellendorf, are there any maps worse than these?
It's good for different purposes. Easier to fuck with people or complete the objective while in a Baller.
>consquidering
......
Anyway, the baller is more versatile. Booyah Bomb is okay, but it's obviously more telegraphed. Ballers can get turf with more versatility. You can get more done easier with a baller
Great, fine, I'll pop in the game and play a few rounds. I feel like getting mad at strangers over the internet.
>enemy sends out three bubbles
>baller detonate in the middle of them
>nukes their whole team and covers the entire map
dude lmao dicks and crows am i funny yet surely this is funny
Ancho-v
Watching Marina cry as her perfect world descends into chaos! Laughing as Inkopolis goes mad!
Mussleforge, Goby Area, Inkblot Zones
>Ancho-V
>detonate baller in someone's face
>they're lagging so hard they don't even get pushed back
She's so chaotic she chose the opposite team of her mentor
I wonder how big the shellendorf changes are
Could she have made it if she went straight for it?
I don't think so
cute octopus cheeks
The map didn't seem too different besides enlarging the central side areas and some minor changes here and there. They will replace the ink rails with sponges tough.
Octiddy
howcome the clothes in the shops are basically the same every damn day? i remember there was an update a while back saying they added over 100 new gear items but its always the same shit since before that.
This shift is true pain and suffering and yet I still can not seem to quit.
I stopped after the first 12. Not worth losing profreshional 400
I don't like it, I quit
>brush guy beelines to the other side of the map
>all the bosses spawn to him, he starts spamming 'this way!'
>gets splatted, starts spamming 'help!'
>another guy just disconnects (don't blame them)
>other guy busy splatting regular salmonids also on the other side of the map
>'thats a wrap' on first wave
good stuff
Gotta go strong for veemo
Did people dislike the rails there or something?
I'm just stubborn, I reckon.
I do it for 'er, Barney
Post the next picture where she gets flicked away
No
I hope the next update buff SPU. I need to toss more splat bombs at chargers! Also, I need that damn reach!
rude
so no new (or returning) maps for 5.0? just a slightly tweaked version of a map we've been playing for 2 years? thats shit. it would've been nice to have something to keep it a little fresh for a bit longer, but i guess not. well, i guess there's the shifty station, but they're locked in private battles instead of being in regular turf war rotation, so whatever.
I got a better idea
Everyone laugh at this stupid monkey
I wish I could give my veemo amiibo tiny little gifts.
Don't even get your hopes up for any improvements on maps. They didn't fix Skatepark or Kelp Dome. To make matter worse, they left Turf War out of these so call QOL changes. So fuck them to hell.
Imagine Tomodachi life but with the veemo amiibo, She does her own little things while you're playing the game
Stop telling me wonderful things that won't happen.
The only reason maps get changed in the first place is because the objective-based game modes mean the maps actually matter, as one team needs to defend/ push through certain points that can be too 1-sided.
We need more CQ bullying
I thought they changed it since you can use the enemy side rail to jump up onto that ledge without take the rail up to the middle.
I like it.
I love all the odd-ball weapons. Only thing I really can't use is chargers (not counting bamboo, MPU is great).
I don't deserve to be
Squincest
*AHEM*
Fuck squids and fuck Splatoon!
Gladly.
>471996075
I would pop in Mario Kart in a heartbeat if it meant playable octos.
Stinky squid > dirty dog
>Splatoon thread
>morphs into precious veemoposting
I am okay with this.
That's every thread
Someone comes in talking about their octo daughter or whatever and it just starts
Yea Forums is incapable of little else.
It's what I do.
Who doesn't love a good veem
It honestly happens every splatoon thread
BUT THEY'RE RELATED
That's the best part
Order won
No one, that's who.
Can such love really be condoned?
Would you stop the purity of love? Would you be willing to be that guy?
Best salmon run loadout:
Explosher
Dapple Dualies
.96 Gal
Splat Roller
Change splat to dynamo and I'll agree
when the only consequence is fucked up offspring, it becomes a non-issue when they're both girls.
Probably not.
>splat rollers
>not dynamo
Come on, user.
I would, but I want to be considerate to randoms. If I had Dynamo, I would also swap the Dapples to a Ballpoint Splatling.
I love what they did with agent 4's color palette
>Dynamo
>not Carbon Roller
Pleb
>Carbon
>ever
>Dynamo
>ever
>I want to be considerate to randoms
with this context I'm inclined to agree with your list
carbon is ok but dynamos gimmick is a lot more fun especially for special waves
At least the next one looks alright.
Fair point, I guess, but given the choice I would still rather go with dynamo. It's too useful.
It's always about waiting for that next one. The weapons look amazing. I'm going to get so many shitters.
>bust out the stingray
>one second later some random stinger targets me
Do you play Inkling or Octoling?
>all US listings are $40 scalpers
Fuck why dont they ever sell this stuff in the US?
Male Octoling, it only feels right for an Engineer Major to play a race that is known for machines in the story.
Dynamo runs over cohocks and kills most bosses with a slap and a bump.
Carbon can't even roll over chums, which defeats the whole point of rolling.
Woah woah, who drew that? That is way too good and I need sauce.
iqdb
My baby girl, obviously.
Octogirl with ponytail
There's something that's been bothering me about when Octo Expansion takes place. Apparently Agent 8 did battle with Agent 3 in Octo Valley some time near the fight with DJ Octavio, and yet, the start of the D:C indicates that was 2 years ago. What gives?
Or did Agent 3 do battle with Agent 8 to the Calamari Inkantation two years after the Octavio fight?
But then how does that explain the PTSD flashback fight with Inner Agent 3 that was hinted at being two years ago?
What is the timeframe of this expansion.
Phenomenal taste.
>just noticed bomb rush throws bombs automatically when holding r and they fly further
I've often wondered myself what exactly is the timeline here, but in the end it doesn't bother me enough to autistically analyze every single little detail of the lore. I just take it that the OE happened, and thank god for it.
I love flingza even if it doesn't love me back
wat
I don't think they fought two years ago. I think Agent 8 just saw Agent 3 two years ago and is fighting her memory of Agent 3 as she saw her then but that actual fight never took place.
Splatoon is good because the boys are cute too.
It's easy for me to imagine the Splatoon universe to be completely gender equal, with both boys and girls being able to be cute and pure as well as horny little shits
ALL I WANT IS A GOO TUBER WITH POINT SENSORS FOR MAXIMUM GUERILLA WARFARE
>be cute and pure as well as horny little shits
I think Octolings are too serious for their own good. They'd probably lose their composure over that.
The squids are the lewd ones, with their freewheeling lifestyle and hedonistic tendencies. Octolings more than likely had some culture shock.
I agree, but I'm saying among the Inklings I don't think there is any social gender imbalance like in human cultures.
You essentially described Agent 8 in this
Are you saying that female inklings are just as thirsty for tiny squid cocks as male inklings are for squid cunny?
Yes but when the potential actually arises they both get too flustered to proceed
Except for the small minority that sneaks out after curfew to play Nude Turf War until they get so worked up that the game devolves into an 8-squid orgy
That makes sense. Inkantation from 2 years ago combined with Agent 3 ass-whooping PTSD from a much more recent battle, and a sprinkling of Amnesia to blend it all up and throw off the distinctions between events, is probably what led to Inner Agent 3.
Fuck this thread. Fuck all you pedophile retards
Activate bomb rush
Hold bomb tossing button
Bomb is auto thrown
Bomb travels further distance
I can live with that.
Do you think the Octolings adopted Inkling holidays? Or do you think they introduced them to some of their own?
Octolings didn't have holidays in their military dictatorship underground shithole
>implying they didnt have a Holiday on Octavio's birthday where they listened to his Spicy Wasabi beats
Is there a reason I keep getting people throwing games? They just jump and spin near the enemy and booyah. Is it a community thing? Are the furries acting up again? Can't deal with "friendly heavies" again.
>more Meru
Whats with the rise of this Diaperfag being posted everywhere?
Might be "friendly Heavy" syndrome.
Drawing some veemos with cute hairstyles.
Give me some ideas, I might include them when I get back.
Turf war is the for fun mode for a reason.
I want to know why during Splatfest the hardest I see people fight is in the infighting matches? Like no seriously, I was in a 100x vs Order as Team Chaos and hardly any competition but when it was Chaos vs Chaos I would meet people who fight like lives are on the line like this one guy who got twenty kills and 3k points by himself while his team was 2-4 kills max.
I thought clash blaster was shit.
>Neo
Isn't vanilla better since it has stingray?
it is shit
only effective in low ranks where the opponent barely offers resistance
Is there any secrets to reaching rank X or is it just get good enough to carry any of the weaker players you might get in your team?
Pretty much. Due to the ranking system even letting shitters in higher S-rank it's mostly a crapshoot.
It's just soul crushing sometimes. I can start off on a win streak and get to 90% with zero or one crack on an S+ rank bar and then begins a massive losing streak and it shatters completely. Sometimes I can manage a full rank up and I feel happy for the day. Next day I come back and go on a losing streak immediately going back to my previous rank. Sucks shit.
Or let others carry you
It can definitely be frustrating. One hug downside to how multiplayer-centric the franchise is you inevitably have to depend on others for success and sadly, trust isn't something you can dish out so easily.
In all the Chaos v Chaos I played, we got paired against the asians. You can guess how that went.
Agent 3 gets all the pussy
That's mostly a monogamous relationship, Agent 4 just really likes to pop in unannounced on her roommate.
I've finished the base game, played in the splatfests, and done the DLC, am I missing out on the 7ish songs that still don't show up in the rhythm game?
Those require amiibo
Goddamn, I forgot that thing even exists. It just makes me wish the minigames from 1 were still around.
Dang it. Are the songs any good though?
The jumping game was way more interesting than just messing with the background noises while waiting.
She should stop third-wheeling
Tell Cuttlefish to get some more recruits.
Agent 4 is for Marie only
But what of Callie?
She's taken
boy octos are cute!
CUTE!
No need to yell about it.
I prefer my octo boys funky.
I did not expect THAT reference though I realize I shouldn't be surprised.
wtf cousins don't do this
Here's another.
friendly PSA
STOP GOING TO THE FUCKING OTHER SIDE DURING HIGH TIDE ON SMOKEYARD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
There is no escape from gay baby island.
>competent player tier
going to the island to kill flyfish and stingers
>not a detriment tier
never going to the island
>freelancer tier
going to the island right away and staying there until you die
Turns out I had a third, what were the odds?
Nay i say
Kay, what's going on with the map rotation? Why does it feel like I'm seeing the same fucking maps all the damn time. It's been forever since I've seen shit like Kelp Dome.
5.0 when?
Kelp done was 4 hours ago
Is it too late to get into this?
what are the best splatoon fanfics?
preferably the ones where a human gets to sex up the squids and octos in the far far future of whenever the game's set
The only time it will be too late will be the release day of Splatoon 3.
>fanfics
ishygddt
This. The player base isn't going to suddenly disappear or anything, even Splatoon 1 is still acive
Fuck the people who decide these loadouts. Even as a joke inkbrush isn't funny.
buff everything else
Not sure why people are getting all up in arms about this loadout. I personally loved it. Went on a huge winning streak and upped my Profesh by 200 points.
Tactical RPG spin-off when?
After the rhythm game.
Deal.
IDK but Give me Depot alrefy.
maybe in splatoon 4 or 5
possibly 6
That's S+9 rainmaker though
yeah
low ranks
Exactly
Smug Marie does things to me.
Why would you DO THIS
What really gets me are the ones that go to the island as soon as the round starts
other forms of media also welcome and appreciated
What about a smug Callie?
Eh. X tower control feels no different from s+ for me. Doubt x rainmaker will be any different. If it does I'll just switch to my kensa gal set
I think she's better off being her bubbly and energetic self. It's what makes her so good.
Octos are cute!
That's a big laptop
They're the cutest.
Nope
I'd buy a Splatoon Tomodachi life
amazon.co.jp
With shipping to the US it'll cost you less than 30.
Anyone from UK got their splatfest shirt yet? I've got nothing concerning a delivery date.
Inkling in Splatoon 1.
Octoling in Splatoon 2.
Don't know what I'll do in Splatoon 3.
grizzling Mr. Grizz's super soldiers made by power egg tinkering and armed with grizz co weapons
cute mem cakes
Does anyone else switch around occasionally? The only character I don't play as is the male inkling. Otherwise I swap around the rest when I feel like it.
>In all the Chaos v Chaos I played, we got paired against the asians.
Same
I guess it makes sense that japs picked chaos since every jrpg and anime is about rebelling against authority
But we already got a rhythm game
really? where?
It's in the sound test thingy. You can start a rhythm game there.
DDR machine to the right of the plaza.
I switch between inkling girl and octoling girl
oh. i thought you were talking about a standalone rhythm game.
What's next months salmon run prize going to be?
They're gonna start recycling all the old grizzco gear. No more new items
Toe rings
Best girls are here
100% accurate post
Looks like a pair of splatfest loosers to me
>metalhead Pearl and war scientist Marina
This is why the Goo Tuber should have Point Sensors.
People really underestimate how useful it is to hide behind the pillar
But Callie won with Chaos.
We can't subject the world to this much power
Why not use Squiffer?
Because Squiffer is an even worse charger.
I want a weapon with Toxic Mist Launcher.
I gotta be able to swim with a charge and surpise suckas. It's my whole playstyle
You can't pull off stunts like that with a Squiffer.
Counterpoint: Why use the Squiffer anymore when the Goo Tuber can kill with a partial charge with a farther range, can hold a partial charge, and swim with it for several seconds?
I think they said it would take a while to ship
Thanks user, wasn't sure if I misremembered that.
No worries, if you were able to get an order in then it's unlikely to be cancelled or anything like that
Do you ever use the weapons Callie recommends for the day?
damn
Sometimes, how about you?
Not often, honestly. Most of the times I've already tried them or would never touch them in a million years.
What a cute war criminal
Woomy in a vroomy.
I always play Inkling in MK8
Jesus, how stressful
What do you guys think of this salmon run loadout?
bleh
Better than the last one.
I don't play salmon run anymore
DPS is a little low. Round is probably going to depend on how your E-Liter is.
I wish I could be E-liter 3 times in a row
Her floppers should be longer.
flobba
Those floppers are just right.
Those are floplets
Like they said, just right.
ah
Flops, huh?
Flops.
DON’T DO IT
whopr flopr
TOO LATE
I wish there was an option for longer spats in character customization for female cephs.
We have yoga pants, don't we?
I don't want pants, I want longer shorts that go a little above the knee.
Well, you're just going to have to steal them from the males then.
DO YOU LIKE.... MY CAR???
GAS
GAS
GAS
When do I get to play as the Squid Sisters in Mario Kart?
never
Boy Afropuss
floop
Fun fact of the day: while Marie should reasonably have floppers the size of a regular woomy when her tentacles are untied, every depiction of her with her hair down has her hair look like a combination of the one-tentacle wavy hairstyle and the floplet hairstyle.
The more you know!
Another example.
I've seen many splat webms. This is my favorite
There are times I just want to fucking dumpster that little fuck.
I want to shoot my load into a woomy and cuddle with her.
I want to play turf war too.
Woomies are for cuddling
Maps I hope never return for the third installment.
Walleye Warehouse
Arowana Mall
Blackbelly Skatepark
Kelp Dome
Port Mackerel
Moray Towers
Ancho-V Games
Musselforge Fitness
Starfish Mainstage
Inkblot Art Academy
Sturgeon Shipyard
Shifty Station
Fuck all these maps.
Better version.
I agree with all of these except Starfish Mainstage and Inkblot. Starfish Mainstage is tolerable and Inkblot is one of the few good stages in the game.
I agree except
>Kelp Dome
>Inkblot
>Sturgeon
Don't tell anyone but I really like Moray Towers.
Same here, looks like it's an extremely unpopular opinion.
I don't like this image. It reminds me that i'll probably never be that close to somebody.
t. charger mains
>Starfish Mainstage and Inkblot
These two maps are horrible in Turf War. It ends up being a one sided match. Bad alternative pathways to bad movement space.
Actually no. I don't main any weapon and am pretty shit with chargers.
And Moray actually sucks for chargers because of multiple side routes around.
Don't be such a downer, user.
Nobody gives a shit about Turf War, and those stages are better than most when it comes to Turf War anyway.
>Bad alternative pathways to bad movement space.
Inkblot is one of the few stages where your movement isn't constantly interrupted by the map itself because it's pretty open. Same thing to a lesser extent with Starfish. I'd also argue Inkblot is one of the few stages that actually has good alternative routes.
>Walleye
>Blackbelly
>Port
>Shifty
Hey fuck you buddy
I do think Splat 2 stages tend to be too cramped, though. Remember going back to Splat 1 and being surprised at how spacious Ancho V was in comparison, even though it isn't even that different. You just have more routes to take.
>liking Blackbelly
damn dude what is wrong with you
I think the whole push for cramping things up was an attempt to get matches more combat focused, which may not be the best route to take for splatoon.
Lots of space to move around in. Only problem I might have is all the hills around the spawn can be difficult to move around in.
>Lots of space to move around in
is this a joke
Why isn’t there more art of Callie and Marina together
Because most people prefer to keep the pre-established duos together. One of the Callieposters seemed to support that ship, I wonder if they still do.
Truly blessed
As a former Charger main, it would be much better without Chargers.
I suppose the better way to put it would be that it has some decent approach options thanks to the alleyway on the side, and the tower in the middle is almost a sort of natural control point for SZ. Suppose it wouldn't work as well with other modes, but SZ is my favorite so I have that bias.
You can barely walk forward for 5 seconds in Blackbelly without encountering a wall or obstacle that requires you to change direction or to ink and swim up on. The map's not only cramped, it's also filled with obstacles and unnecessary verticality everywhere. It's so bad that being in the low areas around the tower at mid can cause camera issues. If the map got flattened out significantly and was made a lot more open, it'd be a lot better. As it is, it's currently the definition of clusterfuck.
Pearl bribes the sites to take it all down
They really need a Turf War Ranked Mode. Getting sick of seeing these hard asses in my damn kiddy mode. You can't even fucking relax for one second thanks to Mr.perfect.
What they need to do is make it so all the modes are available at once, so people don't go "well that one mode I can't stand is all that's up, better play turf war"
This please, I just want to have a serious game of Turf War but am always faced against people like this who don't.
sometimes, i just want to gas people in turfwar.
nothing else. no painting. just gasing!
I want you to get out! I'm getting sick of you people with your bombs, generic specials Always Booyah Bomb and your damn wave whatever the fuck you call technique. I'm trying to have fun with kids and using different fun weapons. BUT NO, because you want to win 100% of the time, you don't even allow fun in a damn kids mode!
crazy explosher man pls
>humans
Gross.
Okay, can we talk about what absolute horseshit Booyah Bomb is? It's the ultimate get out of jail free card. One click of the stick and you get armor that can only be broken by a Splashdown, and an attack that can practically hit anyplace on the stage. You may as well not engage anybody who has one charged up, because no matter what you do, they get an instant checkmate just for pulling out the bomb.
There's a notable vulnerable point when it's just starting up, I often can't use it as a get-out-of-jail-free card like you could with bubblers or krakens since it's just long enough for most weapons to kill you.
You can kill them during the rise, Armor only applies after the rise iirc.
every main weapon and bomb in this game should be a point sensor instead
there will be no convincing that poster. they are very adamant about this despite being told several times before.
i want to french kiss an inkling
I miss it.
I want to suck an inkling's cups
>Cuttlefish
..... well, at least maybe i can talk /k/ stuff with him.
>July
Going to a cake shop with Pearl then hearing her talk about it to Marina on live television!
>tfw I fuck around with weapons all the time in turf war and dominate anyways.
>can't even play squids anymore as their heads look like footballs
Hope octos are unlocked from the start in Splatoon 3.
Fuck yeah
>Eight
Oh no.
>February
I think they pretty much have to be in order for the themes of Splatoon 2 to logically progress. It wouldn't make sense to make the ingress of Octolings (and Marina) a pretty integral plot point to the events of Splatoon 2 only for Splatoon 3's inkopolis to be completely devoid of them.
Confess.
I have grown more and more paternal feelings towards cephs.
All of my hours in splat2n are just from doing salmon run
So how close are we to Splatoon becoming real?
Salmon Run is fun though. It's like COD Zombies without the meta since the game automatically assigns weapons, or a horde mode where you have to sleepwalk through early rounds. Once you're in the profreshional tiers the game kicks the training wheels off and goes Serious Sam on your bitch asses.
About 10,000 more years and a few more nukes to the poles ought to do the trick.
I bought the Octoling boy amiibo just so I could wear the knight helmet during the final splatfest
I've cried over this game before, and very rarely, over Splatoon threads.
Today, I'm feeling a little happier due to finally being able to fully expose someone who was operating in bad faith.
>Once you're in the profreshional tiers the game kicks the training wheels off and goes Serious Sam on your bitch ass
Serious Salmon?
Part of the difficulty is most of Profresh teams you with Shitters.
Pearl should always be smug as fuck about having Marina all to herself.
>I've cried over this game before
I will admit I got teary-eyed at the conclusion of the Final Fest. Having missed all of Splatoon 1 and only really playing Cake v Ice Cream and Chaos v Order, I've been filled with regret at having missed out on pretty much every other splatfest, especially the more unique and special ones like the holiday fests and Squid v Octopus. Especially since there's no plans for a third game at this moment.
haha that's fucking gay. imagine having feelings lmao
A good chunk of it was the realization that Splatfest threads would cease to exist. I had a lot of fun shitposting and bantering and posting cute cephs with other anons during those threads. Splatfests were a fun event to rally around. And now they're over.
The scary part is that some people actually believe this.
funni squid
I cry over the hologram concerts
I think about the Octo Expansion's final boss a lot. One of my favorite final boss ever.
>into the light plays for the final splatfest video
Mischevious squid.
I've teared up over them too, but they mostly make my heart start thumping.
pretty much same, my level/rankings are all really low as I rarely ever play ranked or turf war. Salmon Run is like crack to me, been profreshional for as long as I can remember. I hope they flesh out Salmon Run more in splat 3
>January
OCTOLING SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD
I think I could hit it off with C.Q. Cumber if I wasn't too busy hitting the eight-ball off the stage.
dorky squid
I want to sing a bad cheesy love song for Marie!
Anyway, here's a better version.
I have returned to make an announcement: octo daughter is best daughter. That is all.
So, who is your best friend?
I wish I was an attractive squid boy living in the world of splatoon everyday...
I demand an increase of thrown toss distance to burst bombs! I should be rewarded for taking the time to build a full set of spu gear! I just want to annoy the chargers. I just love their reaction when my bombs reach them
>troll post gets no replies
Sometimes Yea Forums is based
veem
So why did you?
True
I did as well, and I have been playing since the first testfire on Wii U
Can't believe it's been 4 years
>DJ Octavia
Oh.... good...
You're going to get betrayed and brainwashed, have fun
While I realize part of it is the poofiness of her leotard, Callie's hips are bodacious.
Absolute madman
God, I need more toned Callie. Actually toned, not just in an athletic outfit.
>Spyke
Now I get free black market goods.
Veemo.
I wanna hurt callie
Veemo
What?
beebo
I have no clue either, I'd just thought it would be nice to share
Post more bath cephs.
why is octopus melon
Acceptable.
>washing baby girl down after a long day
The cutest thing. She's even got rubber jellies and zapfish!
More
The Japanese just really love their watermelon, you know?
Should I buy this? Never played the first one.
Yes, it's a very good game. Especially if you have NSO already
I've never cared for it. That's still top cute, though.
Cephs are probably cold and slimy why do you want to hug one why do I want to hug one
Surely you have mooore
Thanks! but why are people saying that the game is dead now?
Modern day Inklings probably aren't cold blooded. They're too active and human-like.
I done all octo expansion levels with every weapon and beat inner agent 3 it wasn't that hardbut i'm lazy to do all octo canyon levels with all weapons. At least octo expansion was fun.
I think that's it
Honestly, after all the evolutionary changes they've undergone, i wouldn't be surprised if they developed endothermy.
It is every father's duty to hug their daughter as much as they can.
Shitposters mostly
There's no more splatfests but there's still ranked and normal modes, and it's still very active
>bump limit
well, I am going to just image dump till the end
This is the one I was looking for
I appreciate your veemo dumping, user.
One last Marie.
thanks
I just really love her.
It's a very fine Marie.
I love cute squids and octos
Now there's a combination I didn't expect.
your best friend from the chart is Spyke, and you love Veemo. It was made for you
I hadn't thought of it like that. When you're right, you're right.
past the original image limit.
good woomy
I'm still surprised the image limit got increased by 50. What brought that on?
and another one
Fuck, I ran out of new veemo images
they thought it was a needed change, like how they increased /vg/'s image limit to 375 instead of 250
Sounds fair.
Found one more
Maybe one day. the bump limit and image limit will be equal
Likely not necessary, but it would be an interesting sight.
I hope Splatoon 3 has a boss fight against all 3 agents at once.
Page 10, lads. Thread's time is just about up. See you in the next one, and always remember that octo daughter is best daughter.