ESA Summer Marathon 2019

i want to cuddle with peach

>AIM
Ahh. *cracks open Monster* Now THAT was a chat program.

>Later: The End

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I wonder if they're gunna factor in twitch prime subs and shit and hit over 100k.

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>at equal height
delete this you commie

Who here looking forward to unfucking their sleep schedule?

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This OP is getting a bit too risque for my tastes.

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Quick rundown on the nuggets???
Also, someone fill me in on the Re4 run, why was it so controversial????
Haven't heard anyone talking about this since it happened.

I'll just shave my neck it's faster.

My sleep schedule is great. I've been sleeping at the same time every night.

My schedule has been the same through out the whole event.

My sleeping schedule is fucked up been 5 years, it's not now that I'm changing

Have you seen the Yea Forums catalog?

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>Haven't heard anyone talking about this
Then it's not very controversial, is it?

sauce?

Is Mario 64 the most iconic speedgame? It's much more aesthetic than something like OoT while giving the same dose of nostalgia.

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Fuck you, you sack of shit.

>Imagine where that finger was before

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During the middle of the Re4 run the runner got up to go get nuggets, and as a result the run went over estimate. When he got back English_Ben mocked him for eating his nuggets without ketchup and was banned.

i havent been to bed before 3 am in 10 years. you can never make it up, trust me.

>implying schedule
FUCK I need a job.

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>imagine where it's going next

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>tfw I actually managed to unfuck my sleep schedule because of this ESA.

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Browser's rusty trombone..

yande.re/post/show/463832

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I'm so FULL but I want to keep eating

Just woke up at 6pm
Not even mad

>sunshine relay race
>Team Samura1man vs. Team HiddenPower13
Who is running?

Just give me a sadpanda link.

OwO

>Imagine how it tastes when she lets you suck on it

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>tfw spent the last 2 weeks waking up in a cold sweat thinking I had something for uni that had to be done but I forgot to do it

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user..I...

it's almost over

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cute goddess

>8 hours
6 is more than enough

RATE
RATE
RATE

Ok, so it wasn't a bad game, right?

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Rate this run!

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GG
RATE 120star run

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big jon plz

>three minutes of twitch ads
jews

No, just very obviously rushed.

One nugget left

>she looks at you while bowser ravages her cunny with his monster dick

The Final Nugget

8/10 pretty solid

yeah because im waiting in line for when she's finished

Typical 120 star run but I love 120 runs, good commentary 7.5/10.

Great. The ginger beanpole has a microphone and he's going to make another fucking speech.

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ESA threads are the closest thing I've had to a group chat, GDQ threads just move way too fast.

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they did it bros

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>it's not money laundering

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now she's in her thotting phase

I'd love to be cucked by Peachy.

our guy is on

Nugget materia equipped
Nugget keyblade equipped
120 nuggets collected
0 nugget donations read
Final nugget run soon
Lezgo nuggetbois

>Planks here, I'm happy to announce we have successfully circumsised Ben and Ryedawg's penis

Not sure if they get uploaded to youtube but GTA:SA Chaos Relay and Super Mario bros. Royale tournament definitely are must watches from this event.

from SA: clips.twitch.tv/VainEndearingSardineNerfRedBlaster

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The best levels are the ones without FLUDD. Think about that

fucking DIBS

ICE CREAM CONFIRMED!

>NUGGET, NUGGET, NUGGET, NUGGET, NUGGET

>Same hotel for ESA winter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT MEANS NO COMFY ROOM FOR STREAM 2 ;_;

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ICE CREAM

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>more fucking mario 64

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hory sheet, 790k????
RIP ESA.

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>clutch

>3 hours over estimate

Is he actually around 4 hrs over estimate?

I only had the chance to see the grand finals and it was amazing

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MAKE THEM STREAM WHERE SPEEDGAMING IS

Thank you for your service, ice cream machine.

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you had to be there to get it

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>just got home with 20 mcnuggies to eat while watching the finale

who else /comfy/ here??

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Literally what is the point of this extra mario run?

I'd love some ice cream right now.

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good idea

Based and nugpilled. No point getting there burgers anymore.

>anonymous donation, no comment

>all at the end

the money laundering begins!

money

People wanted to see it

because i dont want this event to end

What's the point of any run?

>More content = bad

I missed the full run so I asked them to do some bonus stuff.

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>Had some ice cream earlier
>Had the choice of vanilla or mint with chocolate chip
>Went vanilla because I'm a monster and not big on chocolate

I'll shove more content up your ass, fucker.

>$7011 from ESAMarathon on the ticker

so that's how they met this incentive, literally just making up donations

What was the best moment this marathon?

really wished more people here would watch stream 3, rating two streams is already hard enough.

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It's okay because I really like vanilla.

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"OH NO NO NO" - Call_me_Zeroo

I hated those levels the most because they had nothing to do with the tropical setting and felt like a cop out. Instead of exploring the inside of a lighthouse or a sand castle, it was just random floating blocks in space.

twitch subs

hahahaha

>give us $10k to show you 16 of the 120 stars you just saw a minute ago

do they think this stuff through at all?

That was the correct option, user!

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I wasn't listening but that could have been from physical cash at the event they got throughout the week.

what's the point of 16 stars exactly
what will gathering the stars do in terms of completing the run

The groups were a bit stompy. The grand finals were really good though. Surprisingly a lot of skill on display.

What is ice icecream called in english?

Susan losing his shit

i guess punchy finally had enough.

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Italian Ice.

but mint chocolate chip is the best flavor among the basics

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The entire Yakuza run.

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Well it worked didn't it?

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Fuck yessss

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what does she smells like?

Yakuza without a doubt

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fiber

BigJon finally getting his NES Golf run in.

I just woke up at 5pm. It feels like I'm in another dimension.

people always say its the worst but the worst flavor is very clearly neopolitan

manure from all the belgian cows

>nugget man REEEEEEEing
>X-2 run
>Crystal Randomizer
>Yakuza run
>creeping on that girl during the spiro run

lots of kino moments

This. Froob was fucking ace at it unlike the two Vice CIty fags and their bad commentator.
Actually gonna get into Yakuza now too.

Based Hulkposter got modded

DMC4 run dab/controller toss/speech.

>Crystal Randomizer
this was good?
wanted to watch this but haven't yet

good to hear

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very comfy, chrism is based

>>creeping on that girl during the spiro run
what was that?

It was fun, though there was a major problem that caused them to restart and change the category.

YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-AHOO

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CHOKED

clint always chokes that jump too, kek

It's actually called wooter ice.

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The game itslef being a little silly, with plenty of open world side content to interact with, not being overly difficult or precise was a big factor as well. Hopefully they understand the reasons why Yakuza was so much better instead of looking at the money.

What went wrong with the VC race? The runners/Scottish guy were so tense and bombing.

Runners seemed like they didn't want to do it, I doubt they would do stupid things on donations if those were allowed

Well, one of the runners was a replacement and he and the commentator didn't really seem up for the stuff they were donating to.

RATE
>RATE
RATE

nice

watched a couple randomizer races with him recently and was pretty good

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The Scottish guys schtick was already played out in the yakuza run. It was funny and original but when it came back during VC he had no more material to go with and it just felt awkward.

Time for last run ;_;
Hope Sunshine is good

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Shenmue next year?

>Shoutouts to Jojo Rabbit

cheese seems way more cocky and unlikable than last time i saw him run. has his sponsorship really gone to his head that much?

>shoutouts to me and my stream

was a cunt

FASTER

its almost over bros

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The only person ZFG needs to fear is Clint Stevens

Was there a Sonic Adventure 2 run?

It's been a comfy marathon.
Miles better than ATDQ

Miles...

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He's always been a cunt.

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What's Clint gonna do? Postpone his own puberty even longer?

who else wants to join my suicide pact when ESA ends

its time for the last run. get comfy lads. what are we snackan and drinkan?

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will be an extra stream after in end?

>The End
thank god, now you autists will finally be hushed up for another year

we still have two and a half hours

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One final nugget, for real this time

READY FOR THE BEST PART OF THE MARATHON???

It has samuraiman in it so it should be pretty fun to watch on an execution level.

The last run of the event.

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water

Puncayshun is more fun to watch anyway.

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he couldn't carry that shit on his own, runners gave him nothing to work with and barely participated. you really need a runner like froob who will play along to make it good

no, only final speech
if we are lucky maybe a final game (like 2017)

>he doesnt know

Wasnt here for most of the event
How many nuggets jokes were there? Anything memorable?

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Don't do it, bro. We're going to need you next time.

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poor one out for all the dead nuggies we lost along the way. press N.

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IS THIS MOOT

Nah, they haven't done one since like 2015/16?

just had a bowl of leftover wonton soup

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Those are some good points too, but I hated how everything always lasted five seconds. Froob would have kept a shoe on his head for an hour if no one told him to take it off. The only thing that stayed on anyone's head was a sombrero only because it's literally made to stay on someone's head.

too late im dead

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the only remaining good staff members on cam right now. they will all be banned by the end of next ESA, take it in boys

THE CREW!!!
I miss Maral and Psychobunny

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N

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eu master race

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N

That's the CEO of Troll, Inc.

God Ladaur is so cute

what the FUCK is the haircut on Josh

josh and lardo look like shit

Shouldn't they do this after the final run?

I hope Punchi is on for sunshine

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>ending on a race

I'm all for rooting for the underdog you've been supporting for five years but this ESA at times was on par with worst of GDQ

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This image upsets me deeply.

Went for a run and bought some ice cream during the 64 run

N

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>my friend simulator/ comfy background noise is about to end
FUCK

it's the relay race, gonna be kino

A bowl of Rice Chex.

balding

It's a 'fun' mass relay.

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Anything to shorten the ending speech, last Summer's went on for an eternity

N

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OH NONONO DENIED Handshake from Josh!!!

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who the fuck cares, save this for after the marathon so i don't have to watch

Lmao, even ESA considers Yakuza the flagship $% of the run despite being on stream 2 compared to VC's stream 1.

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>they said maral's name

well that guy's banned

punchi is unironically kinda handsome, he just needs to bulk up a bit

STREET BOYZ

Cheese and crackers with salami

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Back to the dread-filled silence only interuppted by my shithole neighbourhood.

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Holy shit, I was thinking days ago about making a snuggie out of chicken nuggets meme and it already exists. That's amazing!

>not doing this sentimental bs until the end of the event

Is that guy noobest's brother?

>complaining about autists on Yea Forums

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GDQ over, NASA over, ESA over.....time for hibernation

based stream 2 Chad

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Very good taste.

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based stream 2 dude setting up robot donation reader so we don't have to listen to swedes read in broken english

>people circle jerking eachother and patting themselves on the back
It's like putting the credits of the movie before the ending. Shut the fuck up and get on with it you arrogant blowhards.

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I just noticed the dude with a fucking "Hentai" shirt

>maral's dead

holy fuck

Did Maral die? What the fuck

>we lost Maral
w-what??!!!

press F

HURRY UP AND GET TO THE RUN!

why did Maral quit anyways

Don't. Do not.

Didn't even break $100K oof!

I can't believe Maral is fucking dead. Shouldn't have summoned that one man's cum

half a year, sweetie

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EVO next friday if you're into these sort of rolling even threads
next marathon is 3 days of GDQx at twitchon in September.

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Maral left because she married me

She's a representative of Save the Children and they aren't using Save the Children as their charity anymore.

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no maral is alive she just quit
she was live on esfand's channel like a couple days ago

caught drinking cum

maral truly did carry this shit in the old days.

Fs in chat, too bad she died from alzheimers

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What the fuck do I do now?

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Awesome Trans done quick?

Jesus that bluehaired chick is so fuckign stupid. Now half of Twitch-chat thinks Maral's dead

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why'd he do it... :^(

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Be honest, you cried during that speech.

N
Typing N in twitch chat gets you automodded kek

But helping alzheimers patients isn't worth helping out with?

Stop using a thread watcher you idiot.

but the way they phrased it, like she called a meeting and stood down makes it seem different

Trans Pride in the crowd!

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>Trans flag
And it's over

>hidden power team has trans rights flag in the audience

well i know who i'm rooting for

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>the flag

>trans flag
God no

It's not her business. She's not a speedrunner and the charity has nothing to do with her work.

click the small ecs

If you don't have children they won't get Alzheimers

who's the other dude?

Just finished dinner, made some chicken wings__ and steamed broccoli with cheese.

>ANOTHER FUCKING RACE

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Punchi can be a dick but he is handsome as fuck give him some years and he will be a chad

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What does it say?

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>ESA about Ben

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RIP maral, she's enjoying her 24 virgins in muslim heaven

>opened my threadwatcher
>still have sgdq threads i haven't cleared out

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Whilst waiting for ESA's final run, how would you rate ESA Summer 2019?
It's been a fun week, there's been some great runs and enjoyment to be had, but overall '17 Summer is still the king of these events.
This week started weak, then picked up really well midweek, then had that Thursday that was weak, then a nice Friday and last day has been okayish. Stream 2 had good stuff and Yakuza will be remembered forever.
Gonna miss you lads soon and all that jam, threads were pretty good whole week, save for RE4's case.

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This shit is always the worst. I only browse these threads on Yea Forums while this is going on and when it's over I feel lost for a few days.

hes a manlet
when will they learn

Did Maral really quit over some backstage drama?

One of the runners isn't even present?

*ahem*

FUCK RACES

>josh accidentally started
kek

I won't lie, the trans flag has a nice set of colors. If only it represented cute lolis.

Fuck off midget

this would have been infinitely better as a one team relay instead of a race.

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>that fucking tak fuji laugh

Hi.

She quit to travel the world and find the man with the most delicious cum.

I can't believe Maral's fucking dead.

I'm going to sit next to you in the Evo threads.

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Pastel colors are repulsive.

I higly enjoyed it, it had some low's that went real low but overall a great event and I had a fun week with you all

Why are you such a faggot?

PUNCHY IS IN THE AUDIENCE
SOMEONE MAKE A NUGGET DONATION

>where's Linkus
In my bed

Press F for Maral

d_girl

>Pop shit Reddit

she's the save the children rep, ESA dropped them for whatever reason. she actually had another stream marathon she was at earlier this week for the charity which is at least part of why she wasn't here

Best head I ever got.

a worthy quest

She wants those pity donations since she's a massive shill

it was good
There were lots of runs I thought, "Surely this will be good" but it was a total dud when it started. The only worry is that it moved a noticeable amount closer to GDQ in several ways, but I don't see them going full nazi like they did and banning plushies or anything so it's cool.

Wait for streamers to get home
they always have good backstage stories

>sign up for relay
>don't show up
GDQ sabotage

SUSAN IN THE AUDIENCE

READER HAS NOT BEEN BRIEFED ON THE NUGGET BAN, I REPEAT THE READER HAS NOT BEEN BRIEFED ON THE NUGGET BAN

3 of the days had me hooked to actively watching the stream so a great time imo.

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Pretty good. Weaker than last years but twas expected due to "corporate meddling" but still enjoyable overall.

>actually draping your body with your flag
I hate these people.

Imagine not even showing up to your own run. What a fucking retard whoever it is.

Pretty good summary. It's been a good week

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What games should I speedrun guys?

Last fucking run
LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!

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But there won't be massive threads to share that comfyness.

Nigga wait until ESA actually ends

sir nuggalot is apart of this. isnt he.

how the fuck do you not show up to your own run

>these commentators

this is going to be ass, fuck

Why Italian?

Place your bets for how far overestimate this will go.
I say 20 minutes.

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SUSAN IS THERE
LAST CHANCE, ROLL THOSE DONATIONS

The one that you can tolerate playing thousands of hours for.

Larxa probaby hooked up with them. Wouldn't you skip a stupid race to gangbang her?

BANNED. sic him puchy git em!

the real thread was inside you all along

Fastest text, just like Japanese for a lot of other games

>everyone has practiced

dam, half the fun is having the real runner talk them through the tricks

That's pretty hot

But this race only happens once. The gangbangs last all week.

People will still fuckup

I had a lot of fun, watching the runs and with the thread. Many of them were very comfy runs, others not so much, but even bad, it's still fun to shit on them. I'd say overall it was alright! Yakuza was great, Spiro was an adventure, Crystal was good, Links Awakening was comfy.
I'm gunna miss the threads a lot.

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Cosmo's hair has gotten quite long, good for her

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god damnit ben

is he on the tranny team?

I'm /teamSamurai1/ because his Twitch avatar is Rydia

That's gonna make it all the more hilarious when they choke.

IS LINKUS THERE YET????

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no why would he? stop being a dick punchy is awesome and all this hate is uncalled for

>all this hate is uncalled for

get the fuck out

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>got here just in time for sunshine
my ancestors are smiling at me this day

how many trannies were there this year?

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1 i think

Why are you so obsessed? Focus on the run instead.

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What does relay race mean?

MARIO?

2

ESA replaces trannies with twinks

Just 1 semi-nugget donation would give me proper closure...

Runners change every shine get.

It's a relay, and a race

what were some good twinks?

faggots quit the hyped "stream 3" after they saw one.

Lethal League on speedgaming had a couple

i've seen at least three on stream. SGDQ was pretty lite on trannies this year, ESA is catching up

go fuck yourself

1 (fairly passable one too)
based EU

Twinks > power gap > trannies

nuggle me this! for what disgusting creature, is suicide not a tragedy, but a feature?

Couldn't watch that shit because of the cock on mouth tranny. The game seemed fun.

>tranny team in the lead

fug this

More like POWER GAPE

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and just like that, we're back in it boys

Which one is which?

Who gives a shit, it had Josh and that#s good enough for me.

No worries, the tranny will undoubtedly be the worst player and tank the whole team

There were 2, the underage pedo one who wasn't so bad and the weird ass monster with the mouth movement tic.

dont worry 40% of that team wont make it

Hey anons it will be a long final run so remember to stretch your muscles periodically and stay hydrated!

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nice catch up by left team, hope both teams are balanced like this and no major chokes happen

right team has the trans flag person

i need help stretching...my love muscle.

>underage pedo tranny

we'll never legalize lolis like this.

HAHAHAHA
GO TEAM RYDIA

That choke. It's ogre.

sunshine is so boring, why is this the last run?

I hope whichever team has more Eurotwinks wins
youtube.com/watch?v=9H2La8X4-Uc

imagine being some nobody with no friends at this marathon and signing up for this shit to choke in front of everyone

I'll give you a hand.

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Because a old FPS run like Operation Flashpoint would be too hype to handle.

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Crowd exclusive invite

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at non-gdq speedrun marathons, everyone is your friend. you're never alone :3

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>we will be fine
Words uttered minutes before disaster

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>spacejin

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the STATE of right team holy kek

i think the americans are better at hyping these things up desu

yeah that's where they need someone like spike or bigjon.

is this even a race? all I see is a speedrun vs a let's play!

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the right team is just sad

The state of team tranny

That's because we love shouting.

Where can I watch Super Mario Royale race?

How the fuck the guy with the mic sitting? He's blasting is balls like that.

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had to make food. how's the race so far, any chokes?

kek

Based Jack sabotaging the trany

>ESA almost over
>not once has someone said "Can we get some FrankerZeds in the chat?"

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why are europeens so awkward?

So uhh, about that close race.

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>right team getting SHASTA'd this early

Right team is fucked

STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

and that's a good thing

>americans
The most cringy ones

my right or their right?

correct

Get that gay shit out of here.
If we aren't allowed to even misinterpretedly make fun of faggots and tranny's then they shouldn't be able to flaunt their gay fuckin flags.

At least he's tanking the right team.

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twitch.tv/videos/458623767

about an hour into that VOD. Money Exchange is pretty good too desu.

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CHOKE

kek this swedish guy is pretty funny

Reminder the last SM64 relay race was a bit of a trainwreck too. The first SM64 70 man 70 star relay they had was hype as fuck though. Seriously watch it if you haven't.

imagine being this shit at a kids game

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This is like watching retarded children.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, HE SPENT LIKE TEN FUCKING MINUTES ON THAT STAR TO JUST DIE AT THE END LIKE THAT

>speed run

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS

oh nononono

>spacejin

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How the fuck is someone who speedruns this game struggling harder against Petey more then a casual would?

>that bulge

Too bad hes a manlet

Modern European men are low test

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>Linkus is there.
Thank fuck

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Hubris to think they don't need to practice.

>down to one health
>not immediately fucking off to find health despite tons of enemies spawning around you

these guys are terrible at vidya

Why are applausekin so impolite?

None of these speedrun the game, what are you smoking?

NOOOOOOO THE FUCKING TRANNY TEAM IS IN THE LEAD AGAIN
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

>left guy runs this game

you've got to be kidding me

No BigJon to mog them all

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Samuraiman does. He's one of the best at it.

>HOYYPPPP

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Meanwhile GDQ half the men want to be women.

He's not speedrunning right now at all.

Nigger samuraiman isn't playing

>werster is starting one of his 20+ hour stadium 2 runs
OH BABY

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so does most of Yea Forums

he's just coaching them, he's not running

SPLENDIDO!

>Linkus about to Pausa his way to the final fight

im sorry. i was just teasin. dont get mad :(

Based and nappilled

comf
shame werster doesn't stream all that much anymore though

I'm actually Italian and I cringe every time chat spams that. Same when there is a Wind Waker run and everyone shouts "PAUSA!"

>linkus on based incel team

we got this boys

>named miles
>favorite character is Tails
Also, google search this image.
>girl
What did they mean by this?

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Can you post the whole pic, please

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BASED LINKUS, I KNEW I LOVED YOU FOR A REASON

trannies gettin PAUSA'd on

yikes

^use yandex you dumbass

Imagine bringing down your team like this

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this will be one hell of a ride

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why?

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WE WON SAMURA1 BROS

LINKUS PULLING THROUGH FOR THE FINN TEAM

This kills the team hiddenpower

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Prease understand. I was merely outlining that loud boisterousness isn't seen as impolite in America, whereas it is in most of Europe.

Milan should be the capital of italy.

FUCK YEAH
BASED LINKUS IS BASED

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>sorry sorry sorry
and runs away.
Aw poor guy, at least he toughed it out and did it

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>Being that guy that causes your team to lose
Like that gay American furfag that lost Mario's hat and cost sub 2.

Team HiddenPenis13 utterly and eternally BTFO

why are they playing in spic?

yeah i started worrying he'd hand it off to the coach, glad he pulled through

faster

Why is that, is he actually married now?

italians speak faster

I hated that dude before that ESA and I just hate him more now

faster texts when talking with npcs

Is they were REALLY going for saving time they'd save/continue THEN put the headphones on during the loading.

Pavement gentlemen yall

it's french you fucking american

>dude can't even get to the level

holy kek, tranny team is fucked

because Mario is fucking Italian.

>audio is from the losing team

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It's a shame they don't display the runner names like last time. I had fun watching the VOD and checking the game each of the runners ran for the event before seeing their performance.

>ESA is ending soon
SOMEONE PLEASE
TELL ME WHERE THE GTA SAN ANDREAS CHAOS MOD GOING TO BE UPLOADED

I was thinking this too, I need to know who to shit on.

it's Italian

after ESA ends, what are some good ones to go back and watch? Stream 2 looked to have some interesting titles.

Still plenty of time for left team to choke

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this is actually a good finale, very comfy

Resident Evil 4

Yakuza $% was bar none the best run of this marathon. If you didn't catch it, watch it for sure.

You've been asking for days, no one here knows. I'd suggest asking the GTA speedrunners, they probably have a discord

I caught everything I wanted to watch except for FFXII because that shitty trainwreck Vice City was on but I couldn't miss it just in case some unmissable shit happened. It was a waste of time and apparently the FFXII run was decent.

Just watch the twitch vod on speedgaming you dumdum

Just from the top of my head
Child of light
Wario
Catherine
Ninja Gaiden
Yakuza Kiwami

>splash water
>takes forever to belly jump on it
>it goes so slow it moves backwards
now they are doing on purpose

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DMC4 memes aside, and hitman run by same runner.
I heard links awakening was good, I missed it so might watch that one.

>two more hours til i can play fire emblem in peace

Resident Evil 4 for banter
Yakuza Kiwami 2 for best
Devil May Cry 4 for realest runner

The string of cult of personality ecchi treads ends

>cheese on tranny team

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>tranny team choking more
Yikes

any good doujins featuring deflino residents?

is it just me or have there been no donations?

>Cheese choking this hard
He's no Weegee

ESA is over, this is just encore run.

cheese is just game throwing at this point

what the fuck is cheese doing?

How the fuck is he so bad at this game after doing all that crazy sm64 shit
What a cocky motherfucker

They haven't been reading any out but the counter is nearly at 84k now.

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So what are you supposed to do here? WHy does he keep hanging off the chain instead of spraying it?

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What in the fuck is Cheese doing? My seven year old niece nailed this shit on her first try.

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Damn cheese, this is pretty pathetic.

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This is officially embarrassing.

didnt the other team do this part like 15 mins ago?

last

The absolute state of the tranny team.

The state of team Hidden.

>choking this hard
I feel bad for Cheese right now

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>Cheese let's playing Sunshine at a marathon

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I wasn't looking

The samurais are cutting the heads off those hiddendicks.

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Should I get mexican or ribs for dinner?

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Is this a even a race?
Dude just wasted 7 minutes for nothing.

pretty sure he 'pushes' him so he'll hop faster to the bath on his own, at least that was the plan...

fuck you! why dont you just tell me instead of being a niggerjew.
where CAN I FIND THE MOD!!

RIBS

ribs sounds nice

Cuphead low% co-op race. Finally got to see a bit of the fights when they didn't just get cheesed with damage