Start a new job

she was judging your garbage taste, she actually only likes the first 3 games.

Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.

>be 15
>start shitty let's play of super obscure Game X
>post it on Youtube
>get a message from another fan
>start talking to him
>he asks if I can play with his favorite character
>sure, why not
>fast forward 10+ years
>become teacher
>students start talking about vidya
>I mention Game X
>one student on his late teens goes "oh hey, I played this when I was a kid!"
>surprised anyone even heard about this game
>he goes "yeah, I loved it, especially the punch guy"
>"punch guy" is the very same character the fan requested 10 years ago
>ask if he saw my vid
>turns out it's him
>actually manage to geek over super obscure game IRL
And before you ask, no, not saying what game is, since my shitty LP is still the first result when you Google the game

Literally NOBODY likes Persona 1

I mentioned a kotor 2 quote in my job interview and it helped me pass.

hi, P1 is my favourite Persona

>Any weird vidya/weeb bonding moments ever happen like this to you Yea Forums?
Yup. All the time nowadays.
>at a local range
>see this tacticool AF looking dude wield an oddly familiar M4 setup and custom 1911
>chat with him later on
>compliment that his stuff reminds me a lot of MGS4
>"No shit? I customized all my guns to match those in the MGS! I'm trying to build a Patriot clone next!"
>Both of us gush over the idea of owning a "Samurai Edge" / STARS custom.
pic not related, but his rig was not too far off from this.

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That person was an interviewer while dude was applying for a job. You are spending your shitty days here complaining about everything and everyone

Let me guess:
"I am a wound in the Force, more presence than flesh, and in my wake life I die… sacrificing myself to my hunger for shekels."

Cool story, too bad it didn't really happen.

>have the cover art for deus ex as my background
>one of my coworkers recognized it when I was checking the time
>"is that deus ex?"
>yeah, stick with the prod haha"
>gives me a blank look
>he suddenly starts saying "oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah"

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none of this is real all theese thoughts are inserted in my head by some malevolent force fuck why why!!!

This cute nerdy white girl I worked with has a Ryuji pin on her backpack so I assume she's a fan of at least 5. She stopped coming in one day and I cant find her on social media so I guess she's gone forever. Shame, she had a nice fat ass too.

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fuck you. have a nice day

That's good, i'm using this one

>not telling her you got the reference at the spot
You didn't even need to go into specifics, user. You blew it.

M i r r o r f i n i s h

"darling" became a thing in japan since bewitched did well in the region. The reason darling was a thing in japanese version was a localization change on the many instances of samantha shouting "Daaarriiin".

It appears you were the more autistic one in this situation.

I didn't know that, that's something.

you didnt finish your story. what happen afterward?

>persona NOT normie tier

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these fags do it intentionally to moments like this

kys nigger

>blogposting thread
Yea Forums truly is Reddit

No it was "Apathy is death" of course.

PURE PAZAAK

she asked me if I'm excited for Royal yesterday so I mean, it's chill

>Not saying it right then and there

Ah, so YOU'RE the autistic one. Gotcha.

How bout going with something more subtle if you're afraid of normalfags being judgmental user

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things that never happened for a thousand

no

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I wear t-shirts with jojo stuff on em occasionally, and I swear to god every time I go out, some bank teller or grocery clerk says something like "yo I love jojo" or "joseph is best jojo". It's weird how many people in utah know about jojo

The nice thing about my job is I'm surrounded by wierdos, so anime/comic/video game wall papers are common hell one of my old section chiefs had Shampoo as his wall paper and we'd used to talk Fist of the North Star now and then

note to self, bomb entirity of utah to get rid of jobronies.

Persona and shin megami as a niche series died after persona 3. Literally go any anime convention post persona 3 release you see people dressing up as the characters.

my lockscreen is kingdom hearts 3 cover art and i wouldn't give one billionth of fucks if somebody saw it or said anything about it. plus, I have the mindset that if you don't like what I like, because everything I like is objectively good since I like it, then you're a fucking pleb.

OK but why makoto?

Based

Get the fuck out, normalfags.

>press home to open

Fucking brokefags

Yes user, that's how human interactions work *pat pat*

>itt: we show how normie we are
Riveting

I started a job as a sous chef almost ten years ago and the chef and i didnt talk much for the first few days until i noticed his phone backgroumd was atorias and sif. I brought up dark souls with him and it turned out this old guy played a lot of the same games as me and he watched old anime too. It was fun while it lasted

>post persona 3
I think you mean post Persona 4, that was the one that made the series normalfag friendly, Persona 5 made it permanent

that's a pretty tame weeb lockscreen to be honest. I don't think many peple around me who don't know me well irl would comment on it at all.

>Working at a clinic as an intern
>Hear one of the doctor talk about wanting to get home to play some PS4
>Think he probably has normie taste still talk to him
>"Yeah there's a new event on Destiny 2 and you can get a cool armor" (Solstice event last year)
>He plays mostly FPS but for a while recommend him Bloodborne and MH World
>He buys both of them
>Talk to him 2 weeks later, says he didn't like Bloodborne but says it's pretty beautiful and loved MH but it's having problems with a monster
>Tell him to add me and i'll help out, probably Nergigante
>He's actually at AT Kirin

That caught me off guard, he really loved the game but stopped playing after HR 100+, nowadays he's playing the FOTM games like Plague Innocent and other shit but it's cool to find someone that's open to try new games and enjoy them.

mine is mega man X, only person who has recognized it is my cousin

>being ashamed of the things you like
Imagine being this beta

>"""all time favorite""" series
>probably only played 5
yeah nah P5 made persona big, bro

OP was clearly ashamed though, so why did he have it?

>It was fun while it lasted
What happened? Did he die, or did one of you take another job?

>"user, what's that you just got delivered to the office"
>"It's a gaming artbook I bought online"
>"What game, user?"
>"A series called Shin Megami Tensei"
>"..."

pic related

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My lock screen is cloud from the FFVII remake.

I’m not gay. I just think he’s a cool design.

>remake
You are gay.

I think having my colleagues find me out would destroy any social standing I have in my office

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>wagies

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Everybody has their preference...but damn, son, what shit lockscreen art.

Oh come on just tell us the game, that's a cute story.

>tacticool
Him and you are both gay.

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Damn that's the ultimate "No u" burn I've ever read. Gg user.

>talk to my moms new boyfriend
>sees my phone lock screen, pic related
>he tells me that he has 8 TB of Anime on his NAS at home

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he a pedo
Sleep with one eye open.

>few years older than me
>professional business lady
>weeb
Get on that you homosexual

Glorious rare Yea Forums trip zeroes.
Witnessed, checked, called in.

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Gotta have your waifu for your lockscreen or you aren't living.

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This. The only way she could be more perfect is if she were willing to be the breadwinner and let you be a househusband. Which for all we know, she could be.

>delivered to the office
but why at the office and not your home?

> boomer Co worker notices my wallpaper
> he says 'it looks like Metro'
he means well

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This
Go earn your promotion by servicing her under the desk while she berates your taste in waifus.

I have never met anyone in real life to talk to about video games, weeb or otherwise. All my firends are dude bros because they are all on my football team back in school. Most I can get a conversation about is madden or maybe a old blitz game.

I even hide like 80 percrnt if my weeb stuff from my wife. We been married for 4 years and only recently did I let her see me playing weeb shit

Was she okay with it after you hid it for 4 years? Don't you usually get that out of the way first?

Why would you be embarrassed if they immediately recognized it? That should've immediately clued you in.

Go strike up a conversation when you can, maybe you'll get some fuck - or better yet a friend.

>Makotofags

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My phone displays the album cover from whatever I'm listening to as my wallpaper for lock and home screen (it continues to show as long as spotify is open, which it always is)

It never caused any problems until I went to my religious aunts house and she saw this

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She didn't care at all, should have been more myself but I faked being a normie for 10 years so i was used to not being myself

Fake as fuck, but to be fair, most girls say stuff like this just to gain attention or feel more interesting.
It's pretty uncomfortable when you start talking about a game and realize they don't know shit about it.

Also, to use such a lock screen, you must be one gigantic faggot

>Go strike up a conversation when you can, maybe you'll get some fuck - or better yet a friend.
Or better yet, a fuck-friend.

I don't think I could marry someone who I felt like I needed to hide stuff from.

My late 30s female assistant manager's favorite game of all is Metroid Prime and she absolutely adores metroidvanias. We spent a half hour talking about Bloodstained

>meet a girl who likes Gundam and anime shit after we had to share our hobbies in class and I now default to model building because I'm tired of saying video games and nobody knowing what I like
>click pretty well
>start messaging each other because we moved on from that school
>turns out she's a big FE fan and even likes Ace Combat
>feel like I'm being insincere as fuck by pulling my punches on positive opinions because I'm so used to not being able to voice them and like I'm holding my cards too close to my chest in general

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Thanks for reminding me why I gave up on the Persona fandom

no shit
fandoms are trash

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>feel like I'm being insincere as fuck by pulling my punches on positive opinions because I'm so used to not being able to voice them and like I'm holding my cards too close to my chest in general
It can take a while to break that kind of habit, especially if you've had to do it for a long time. It sounds like this girl is someone you can be more open with, though, so I hope you eventually feel comfortable doing so. Good luck, user.

Yeah but Yea Forums's post P5 fandom is something special

Honest to god user, just keep being nice to her. Maybe be a little extra nice to her. Super awkward people sometimes really just want to have someone with shared interests to talk to when they're in their least comfortable places.

well yeah
there was nothing like the waifu wars, shit drinking and so on

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I have the P5 animated background things on my phone but without Joker face so a normie looking at it would have no idea that its anime. The thing is that we were eating lunch once and the autist of the office saw my cellphone and fucking asked if that was persona on my cellphone, had to pretend I had no idea of what he was talking about. Douchebag.

>"that's my all time favourite series"
Play a real SMT game fucking normie

How old was he

Mainline SMT is boring.

She wants to fuck user.

If you don't have your waifu as any and all wallpapers/avatars/whatever you're a massive faggot.

Makoto kinda shit tho desu.

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>at the bank checking some stuff on my account
>the lady asks for my number to send a SMS
>after a few seconds the message still hasn't arrived
>"why don't you check if it's there?"
>think "dumb slut, if there's no notification, it still hasn't arrived"
>unlock phone, haven't used it since last night
>nhentai loli shit was the last page I opened and for some reason I forgot to close the tab
>close the app so fast only a frame of the top ad managed to load
>home screen defaults to the futaba screen of my P5 theme
>look to the ceiling, there's a camera looking down
>go check the messages, as expected it isn't there
>she forgot to send it
JUST

Which mainline games have you played?

does anyone have any good pikmin backgrounds? im just finding poor quality shit with a google search

meh. makoto was more boring then shit
somebody like haru is just shit tho

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>that dub-trip combo
>that aged tried-and-true wisdom about pedos
Fucking Glorious

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ryuji/ ann is much better than joker/ann

The lesson here is don't look at porn on your phone.

Post those walls.

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If you say so.

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>tfw mine is obscure enough I can just say it's some neat looking art if I don't want reveal my power level
Checked

>forgot to post it
Fug

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>work at a bank
>we get a new teller
>she's tiny as hell
>pretty quiet
>nobody is very friendly with her
>try to strike up a convo with her
>learn she loves shit like Monster Hunter, Kingdom Hearts, other weab shit
>she shows me all this cosplay stuff she wants to attempt\
>eventually I end up having to move states and the last day I'm there she shows me this cool barcade where we play old anime puzzle fighters and taiko drums

We still occasionally text about Monster Hunter news and anime.

My waifu, my fetish AND looks cool enough others won't question it

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Fuck, man. I love it. Even the psp version.

Well, i wasn't hiding from her, more so hiding from everyone.

Not saying much considering Joker is a self-insert.

You're taste is shit.

H-hot

This. I use Fran's chocolate rabbit booty as my lock screen. Idgaf.

Should have ate her ass user

If I had any balls at all I'd ask her for her phone number so we can text and not use this garbage facebook messenger, we both rarely check it and like two months went by between sending a message and getting a reply once. She's a lesbian, and taken at that, so you'd think that'd remove some pressure but it doesn't help at all.

This 17 year old tall redhead girl at work came in one day wearing short shorts and a shirt that just said "waifu" on the front. I asked her if she watched anime and she said "yes, do you?" and I said "no, I don't watch chinese cartoons" and just walked off before she could respond. I'm twice her age so I don't really give a fuck. I catch her looking at me from time to time.

Why even talk to her if you're just gonna go "lol no" and walk away?

I wanted to
I still kinda do
But she was dating someone and I was coming out of a relationship.

Because I'm a manager, I don't care.

Morgana/Ann>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

what a dick

You cared enough to ask.
Why lie?

No one does that shit.
What kind of uncultured monkey comments on someone's phone screen when they are obviously trying to hide it?

no
u

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Normalfags do.

>Have Bersek panel as my phone lock screen
>Coworker spots it
>"Is that Guts?"
>"Yeah"
>"Nice"
That was the longest conversation I have had with one of my coworkers since I started

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>not using default lock screen
Wow. Normie much? Imagine giving a shit what your phone lock screen looks like. Do you wear band shirts too? LMAO

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Found out my subway manager, whom i assumed had no interest in anything bc he never talked to us about anything but work, turned out to like the same podcast as me, castle superbeast. Apparently ive been the only employee of his to actually talk to him about shit he likes.

He fired me over text a month later for bullshit reasons

Fuck you jacob
You were kinda cool but fuck you.

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Jojo is peak normie reddit anime, everybody without taste loves it.

WEAK

my coworker needed something on my computer and saw that I was listening to donkey kong 64 music. it was chill

>watching evo 2019 reveal at work
>coworker passes by and notices under-night gameplay
>asks me if i play fighting games
>tell her i only play smash sarcastically
>she tells me she meant fighting games
>we both laugh and she gets into a car accident the week after and is expected to never recover from her broken arms and back and i will most likely never see her again despite my plans to invite her to evo this year with me

>be at new workplace
>stuck with work but can hear some of my colleagues drinking coffee and talking nearby
>two are dudes and one is a female
>ignore it till they start talking about anime
>female says how she only watched entry level shit and accepts recommendations
>go grab a coffee and said "you guys talking about anime huh? I watch a lot so I can recommend you some"
>end up talking about anime almost every day at work
>find out the girl doesnt know that hentai is a thing so when I drop some anime I downloaded for her in the pendrive I also put Boku no Pico and Futabu there as well
>during the week she goes through the folders and only a few days later she comes screaming at me saying how I sent her anime porn and that its fucked up it exists
>act like it was a mistake but I drop it when she reveals she watched the whole thing
>obviously we dont openly talk about it at work but I teach her how to find more, as well as doujins
>mfw slowly turning her into a degenerate weeb

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I have "M E G A M A N" tattooed along my dick and I whip it out at work and events all the time and I shake my hips and helicopter my dick around and I get compliments from everybody "OMG user I LOVE Megaman!"

Don't act like you're the only one who plays video games.

This.

baste

I like porn

guys i wore my dbz shirt out the other day and somebody commented on it isn't that fucking crazy guys?

Imagine having this common moment where someone likes the same thing as you, but it was so surprising to you that you decided to come here and blog to your friends on Yea Forums
Weebs are legitimately mentally ill.

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>At college party
>talking to a friend about video games
>drunk frat bro overhears us and asks questions
>my friend tells him I've played a shit load of games and that if the frat bro had played a game I'd probably played it
>goes "yo man you ever heard of final fantasy X(pronounced it "x")"
>drunkenly talks to me about how much he loved that game as a kid but never understood it
>proceed to spend 30 minutes explaining the story to a drunk gigantic muscle bound dude bro that's sitting on the floor listening to me like a child at story time, fascinated

>wear Jojo anime shirt to work
>middle of part 4 airing
>walking down hallway
>random dude in hallway tells me
> “poochie resets the universe and kills jotaro.
>read the manga, casual.
He got fired a month later because of a sexual harassment issue

bruh

Lel this reminds me of this one awkward girl i used to work with at this grocery store. She was like homeschooled or some shit. She was pretty cute but really shy. Then one day I almost tried to rape her.

Lmao you know this chad was cringing his ass off at this interaction the next day. But he probably got over it and forgot about it when he went and pumped stacey full of cum

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>almost tried to rape her

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Nah actually he loved me after that. He was always inviting my friend and I to his frats parties even though they usually didn't invite that many dudes outside of it.

>ome day i almost tried to rape her

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you can't just casually drop a fuckin landmine like that, dude.

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>tfw been using the default random color pattern wallpaper for 4 years

No shit? That’s neat as fuck.

>almost tried to rape her
Is there something you need to tell us user?

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persona is normie shit retard

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wut?

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this shit is worriful

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Fuck meant for obviously

>HUHH YOU KNOW ABOUT (insert AAA game here) TOO??? OMG GUIS!!!!

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Checked and reported to the authorities.

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Strangely hot.

cool story

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There's this dude at work who likes JoJo, One Piece and Nintendo games, we talked a lot while part 5 was airing, but we're too old to become buddies and actually hang out and stuff. There is this cute girl at work who's into FMA, and she knows I like anime, but never mentioned to me, I get the impression she dislikes me because I'm fat and ugly and probably thanks the heavens I'm too autistic to start a conversation with her. Feels bad.
thanks for reading my blog

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Call her to your place to watch some of that shit together. I got a boner out if your post btw

That seems like unstable behavior, do not do that user.

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I've had a few people try to initiate anime-or-vidya talk to me, and recognized them all.
I just awkwardly stare at them and they walk away. I'm sorry, its too cringy to talk about...

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Perfect. Corruption is truly patrician.

Okay okay ill explain. Little backstory
>in highschool
>work in produce department
>produce at this store has its own two freezers off by themselves
>cute girl starts working with me
>am actually pretty decent looking and had zero issues getting females back then
>she is super awkward and shy
>turns out she is homeschooled
>turns out she is also a virgin
>not just a virgin but also a kissless virgin
>alao she was older than me 18 i was 17
>start trying to be flirty with her and make all kinds of sexual remarks towards her
>find her obvious inexperience cute
>she actually reciprocates and jokes back
>eventually we even actually kiss but she was kind of weird about it and after that sometimes i would have to force them

Now fast forward to the almost rape
>push her down into the pallet of potatos (they came in these fairly large 50 lb paper sacks)
>she is kind of struggling, but it seemed half hearted
>start to forcibly undue her belt
>her struggling intensifies
>start saying shit like "oh come on you know you wanna do it" and kissing her and shit
>start to undue her pants button and zipper
>she says "no really stop"
>dawns on me what was happening so i stop
We actually still worked together for several more months before i quit but the flirting died down. Also not long after her dad approched me while I was out with a friend and threatened to beat my ass. Thought it was cause of the attempted rape but apparently it was something else. I just tried to play it off like i didnt know who he was.

>like video game, favorite series
>have Wallet of said series
>one day I take it out at work and the most obnoxious fat coworker that works there sees it
>oh hey I see your game wallet, I love game I’ve been playing it since x

I don’t know why but after I felt like he ruined the game series I like. Like it was sullied.

>she comes screaming at me saying how I sent her anime porn
>she reveals she watched the whole thing

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What the fuck at what point did you think it was okay you rapist? Virgins I swear

>Also not long after her dad approched me while I was out with a friend and threatened to beat my ass
>Thought it was cause of the attempted rape but apparently it was something else
what

poor girl

What’s futaba and boku no pico?

>start saying shit like "oh come on you know you wanna do it" and kissing her and shit

LMAO holy fucking shit this sounds awful and creepy

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At the very fucking least you stopped before it got bad.

Well, she couldn't just say she was into right away. That would make her look like some lewd whore, so she had to feign displeasure at receiving such content. Ultimately it was a test to see if he would crack or if he would play it off. Clearly he did everything right, because she felt comfortable enough to let him know that she watched the whole thing.

What "something else"?

get ready for fucking jail nigger

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videogames

no, I don’t reveal my powerlevel to normalfags, ironicweebs, and roasties

>This thread
I guess we really are boomers now.

DO NOT FUCK HER
Dont, just fucking dont. It will bring unneeded drama into your life.

Based

shoooop da woooooop!

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I wasnt a virgin at the time though. I was just a pussy hungry teenaged boy.

Yeah so I cant remember EXACTLY what i said. But like i said i would flirt with her alot and make sexual "jokes" and shit at her. But another thing i did was tease her alot. Like about being homeschooled and shit. I think it was something i said about that ig that pushed her over the edge. I found out from some mutual acquaintance sometime after. So I dont know how reliable of a source she was especially considering who was actually fucking me behind her longtime bfs back but I would think if it was because of the almost rape I would have been in deeper shit.

Yeah desu. Was really messing with fire there. Luckily i started thinking with the right head before i was too far gone.

So how much longer till you rape a woman?

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>then one day i almost tried to rape her
These are the gold nuggets i come for in this shit heap

yoooooooooooooooo

Did you you sex tho

I'm playing through it right now and I'm having a great time, although some of the localization is a bit cringy.

people like you have stds.

My fucking sides. This is the best shit ive read on here in awhile. I love how you literally almost raping a girl is so fucking casual to you.

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>who was actually fucking me behind her longtime bfs back

hope you kill yourself broski.

Never. I dont do shit like that anymore. I had one other incident in a trailer but that was the last time.

Maybe. Although maybe you are too scared of STDs. Since i literally dont have one

>last year, senior year of High School
>teacher we were supposed to have is out on maternity leave (apparently we were lucky since she was a bitch) so we have a long-term substitute
>dude is somewhere in his 30s, plain and uninteresting to look at
>currently about a month into the semester
>friend and I are talking about completely random bullshit as ususal, topic turns to video games
>I tell my friend that he should play Persona 3 since that shit is awesome
>hear teacher say "no way" and come over to me
>turns out this dude played Persona 3 back when it came out, used to be into vidya but hasn't had as much time for it these days
>he's used to either hearing about shit like fortnite and fifa
>even when he had classes with the weird kids, they never talked about anything made more than three years ago (always seasonal anime and modern JRPGs)
>spend the rest of the year just talking with this dude about anime and vidya, giving him recommendations for new shit he should play/watch while he does the same to me but with old shit

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CHAD

VIRGIN

>I had one other incident in a trailer but that was the last time.
Well user?

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>be last week
>pull up into a Wendy's drivethrough after work
>wearing a hoodie with the Persona 5 Shujin academy logo on it
>pull to the window to get my food
>Wendysbro handing me my food notices the hoodie, calls over one of his coworkers to look at it
>have a discussion with the Wendysbro where we agree on Joker being called Ren and not Akira, Makoto is best girl, and Akechi deserved to die

made my day

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He could be like that user in the /gif/ hotglue threads who jerks off her boyfriend onto the figures and her tits.

shut up jose

>Although maybe you are too scared of STDs
and rejection uwu

Hot and Romantic

>Makoto best girl

Not even normalfags have taste that shit. Never happened.

if you had Sae on your lockscreen she would have fucked you then and there

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So is persona fun? Also this is my phone background, one girl called it weird but she's a dumb bitch so I don't care too much.

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>undue
undo you mong

I had a Chinese boss who was really into Ni No Kuni, we used to talk about it during lunch break. Good times

two years later and you autists are still seething

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Why? Its not my fault she was cucking her bf.
>inb4 hurr you enabled her

This one is pretty short and sweet.
>be talking to this girl
>definitely flirty we even "joked" hooking up at times
>get together to hang out
>my parents had a camping trailer parked out in this random field (my father's friend was using it while he sold fireworks during the 4th of July holiday)
>suggest to her we go hangout there so i dont have to drive and waste gas
>we get there start making
>she is wearing those tiny athletic short things girls wear
>i quickly push them to the side and start rubbing her pussy
>she freaks out and tells me to stop
>asks me to take her home
To be fair i dont know what she expected. It hardly seems like an almost rape, but ig technically it is.

combat and dungeons are fun (p5), visual novel elements may be hit or miss depending on your taste

Yeah I’m not sure whether I should play it now or wait for royal
No one gives me an answer

All my vidya/weeb bonding moments are with you guys :(

>tfw an almost rapist

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K but do you like my cat background

a cute girl cashier comment on my Gurren Lagann bag and we hooked up but I was too autistic to have sex so i didn't. she then tried to hook up with my best friend but he said "no way fag" and i never heard from her agian

How many times have you almost raped someone user?

Stop making bullshit up to have an excuse to post your shitty wojak. /r9k/niggers need to be shot

>hook up with my best friend but he said "no way fag"
based

>be me
>in senior summer school because terrible at math
>last day
>overhear girl talking to her friend about RPG's
>ask if she's ever played SMT or Persona
>she just smiles and shakes her head
>goes back to talking to her friend
>"Oh well... I tried." I think to myself
>class ends
>teacher tells us to enjoy the rest of our summer
>girl walks up to my desk
>hands me piece of paper with a neutral look on her face
>walks off
>"Do you want to talk about Persona or Shin Megami Tensei sometime?"
>she left her phone number right below it
>ended up never calling or texting her
>I didn't own a phone at the time, only my parents did
>was too modest to ever consider asking parents for phone
I tried calling her like three years later when I finally had my own phone and place, and the number was changed to some old dude in a nursing home.

I hope she's doing well.
She sucked at math and was always really quiet, but seemed energetic when she was talking about vidya.

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it's weird

get fucking help, you fucking psychopath

Bitch im not the one who is almost raping thots. I just like posting it to watch you redditors seethe

Just the two times I guess. I mean I had one incident where this dumb bitch tried to act like I didnt almost rape her but actually raped her. But thats the type of shit that eventually happens to every male

SHUT UP JESSICA DON'T YOU KNOW IM INSECURE

*two years later and you fags still have shit taste

fixed

I meant to add "every male *who is sexually active"

/r9k/ are redditors though

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>"That's my all time favorite series"
What this translate to is "My first Persona was 4 or 5".
Also, kill yourself you cringe inducing weaboo.

Not gonna lie it is kinda weird

Should i wait for royal or play it nowv

No it's not you're on purpose trying to make me feel insecure

>be in college
>meeting with one of my advisors
>mid meeting, get a text message
>at the time, my text notifications were set to a voice clip of Ryu saying Shoryuken
>advisor hears it
>she couldn't remember the name Street Fighter specifically, but alludes to it by doing a hadouken motion, asking me if that's where it was from

it's better than zoomersona 3.

>coworker asks me if I play video games, tell him no but I used to
>other coworker asks if I watch anime and if so if I've watched a certain anime, can't remember which
>tell him no, ask if that was Goku
Safe lads

>>"That's my all time favorite series"
Then it turns out that she hasn't even played any of the games, just watched some of 5 on youtube.

Have you guys ever been to anime expo? What’s it like? I’ve wanted to go but I feel like it’ll be sperg city

I actively avoid women who show any interest in video games and/or anime whatsoever.

Retard OP
>keeping your phone on when going to an interview
that's career suicide and you shouldn't have your phone on when going to the interview.

Such a shame. You should've thrown her on the potato pallet right then, man.

sounds like you're mad that you won't get to fuck your cute professional coworker

Have this as my lock screen.
Nobody has ever recognized it once in my life.
Feels good... i guess.

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good taste

>Also, kill yourself you cringe inducing weaboo.
Anime imageboard.
Have sex.

could you post that braves wallpaper por favor

someone post this wallpaper, shits cool

Based smt bro

ITT: fatlus makes up another fantasy story

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Oh, nice, is this the daily LARP thread?

I am that old normie motherfucker you don't know draws fanart and shit.

That fucking sucks. F.

Let go of it OP you’re already too obsessed and giving out creep vibes to her.

>Woah man, you've seen Gurren Lagann too?

>zoomersona 3
That literally doesn't work, what an embarrassment.

Screenshot

I have Rei as both my home and lock screen. Not even aesthetic or tasteful, just a close up of her face. It may be autistic but every time I open my phone up it feels like I can overcome any struggle in life.

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God i wish that would happen to me.
Kek

I hear you, user. I have Langely as mine

fucking based beyond belief

>be a welder
>get the benefits of putting decals on my shit
>dont put dumb shit like "REPUBLICAN 4 LIFE" or "HILLDAWG MORE LIKE JAILBIRD"
>buy this for 90 dollars on amazon
>walk on the jobsite/pipeline with this
>everyone knows that i've been here so long I no longer give a shit
feels good to be a chad

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seething zoomer.

I put the SNES Capcom opening jingle as a ringtone.
Everyone recognizes it from a specific title or just vaguely remembers it.
>Oh hey! It's from the Aladdin game!
>Street Fighter II?
>I love Mega Man X!
I love it. Always brings a joy to my face and it's been an excellent ice breaker. Better than the MGS crap everyone uses.

Sounds exactly like my friend in HR. He puts so much anime shit in his office that it looks like those otaku rooms. I swear he was watching kissxsis when he was interviewing a group of candidates last week.

Place where they live probably has a bunch of mail thieves, I used to send a bunch of stuff to a friends house because of thieves at my apartment building, lost a tablet, and some games because of them.

I use an actual classic phone ringing sound and I get weird looks every time.

I did that with my new car, I just plastered dumb anime shit on it because I don't care

Not technically weebshit but still relevant
>Eternal waifu Monika as my lock screen
>Dude next to me in class notices when I pull out my phone for whatever reason
>"Is that Doki-Doki on your phone?"
>"Yea I just played it, it was pretty scary."
>"Yea bro it was, Natsuki was pretty cute."
>Class ends immediately after and we haven't talked again since
>Has no idea 0 clue that I actually have 700+ hours

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>700 hours
Bullshit.

How many of those were just staring at Monika in act 3, user?

oh my mistake
yes
MAS but same thing

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There was this cute girl on my bus who loves Final Fantasy and weebshit in general, we spoke to each other several times, but we were in different departments so I never got to see her other than that.

I discovered she was a lesbian after some time which made me want to kill myself

Honestly, user, just ask, and even play it off as wanting to get off zuckbook. The worst that'll happen is she'll say no, but since you guys have some history, you'll likely just trade numbers.

At the very least, she sounds like a cool friend.

Now , royal might not be out in a while and the story rewrites may fuck everything up

>buy this for 90 dollars on amazon

That is $20 on amazon and it possibly the worst auto darkening helmet you can buy, no welder would wear that out of pure un-usability

fake and gay.

how

gd damn I didn't miss those digits.

it's called being a man. get used to it.

Somber?

can you at least post the wallpaper?

I've never met a non normie COD type in the real world. Ffs in one of my classes at uni no one liked or knew Souls games. It was a fucking games course!

It's possible she was referencing 02 instead of Lum, user.

this. corruption is my fetish

You're lucky she didn't report you to HR.

I'm not that confident to have a weeb wallpaper. My wallpaper is simply a photo of the milky way I took with a DSLR.

Those games aren't fun to me, so they aren't missing out.
Your logic is dumb though.
>ffs in one of my classes at uni no one liked or knew marvel movies. It was a fucking cinematography course!
Just because its popular doesn't mean it will be known or cared about by everyone.

Post wallpaper please.

I have this asy wallpaper. My co-worker saw it one day and he decided to unchain his weeb power level. Before that, I thought he was pretty fucking normie, but turns out he's a bigger weeb than I am.

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DAE have to talk to teh freakin normies at work?? xd

He too has seen the most popular anime film of all times? Must be some hardcore weeb..

Holy fuck do go on.

most likely, fucking zoomer normies

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That's not what I fucking meant and you know it. The conversation opened up to the point where we started talking about hentai.
A lot of new generation weebs haven't even watch Akira.

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I get the point of your post, tourist, but work on that execution.

I have never met a girl who knew about vidya in my life ever. Those don't exist, it's just a myth and all your stories are made up.

>start job at game company
>theres a fighting game club with a dozen players
>thinking its based
>go to the club
>its fucking smash ultimate
I can't... I don't feel welcome in this world...

I didn't initiate the conversation, but I went out drinking for a coworker's birthday. Our boss tagged along and we were at this cosplay themed bar birthday boy picked. Boss gets wasted and starts talking about all the girls he would fuck in the bar. The conversation then diverts to how he would totally jack off to video game characters. He had a particular fascination for D.va.
I never once heard him talk about Overwatch or any of the other games he mentioned when I worked with him so it came out of the left field. I miss working for him.

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fuck

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she'll come around, fren.

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Did you grow up in an area with arcades? There was a group of girls at my high-school who would go play Marvel 2 after school every day and they always talked shit to me for playing a mid-tier team.

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there's only so many scenarios and shit that you can do until there's nothing left. how the fuck do you have 790 hours? i don't even think i spent that much time reading all of umineko.

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>only guy at work today
>girls awkwardly try and talk about videogames around me so I'll stop being a spazz and lighten the mood
>get visibly embarrassed instead and keep my head locked onto my phone
>do this every break for the past week until the guys work back in my area again
I'm so sorry office ladies

Yeah, what a weirdo for wanting to jerk off to cartoons, haha

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I wasn’t expecting that but it made me laugh

>tfw someone asks me what my favorite game franchise is
>want to be honest and not lie about my intereste to save face
>say megami tensei despite it sounding like weebshit to the average uneducated peon
>no one ever knows what it is
>have to awkwardly explain how persona is a spinoff of the series
>always met with the same dismissive 'oh thats neat' response
i dont know why i even bother

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what a fucking twist

I came here to post this. My professional results speak for themselves, I don’t bother faking a personality to fit it.

Do you guys have a break room with a tv? I used to bring my Wii when I worked at a clothes designer company and everyone loved me until I got fired.

I mean, I jack off to shit like Amy Rose (I'm not a furry), but I never expect to hear that from anyone I personally know, you know?

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Just talk to her if you want her to talk to you. Even just a friendly hello is better than nothing.

Wish I could find some weeb friends to talk with, through all my jobs literally everyone has been a normie and it's incredibly draining to hear. Yeah dude I totally wanna hear the story of how you fucked some chick 5 years ago who I do not know and I barely know you, good shit

I just saw this picture the other day and was thinking it would make a good phone wallpaper. Weird.

Holy fuck, seek help.

I don't believe this but I still laughed.

formerly chuck's

>use a DR avatar on discord
>join college community
>immediately @'d with "nice DR avatar"

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Get a screen that's both a great waifu, and just looks like some normalfag 3D girl to a normie. People would assure this was my girlfriend or some model instead of it being a degenerate obsession with a fictional product.

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you fucking mongrel, why did you do this to me.

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Why do people need to show off their taste in escapist entertainment? Why do you need your background to reflect your taste in entertainment? Are most of you even older than 20?

Pretty based
I use this one of Kokichi
I get nods of cool avatar from fellow danganchads as well

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Im 20.
I buy anime / game shirts because it makes me happy to wash them, hang them in my closet and make sure theyre neat for when I want to wear them. Its a simple joy in life.

It sounds like it can help you meet other people with similar interests

I didnt come here for these kind of feels

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Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

>tfw 28 and never talked to anyone since leaving school
>no friends, never worked, no gf
its a real shit type of feel anons. go talk to people.

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c'mon dude, idc if these niggers are smash players and absolute degenerate cock suckers, they're right, shit like that is immoral and degrading, if this were to happen to a loved one you wouldn't be saying right now would you, you have to think of the outside perspective and relate to the situation, even if ur ironic ur post outta spark some shit and some libtards will say, this is Yea Forums and they're all rapists, ur post proves this and i don't like the idea of sjw trash getting satisfaction.

>a neutral look on her face
Lawfags and Chaostards BTFO

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You were probably a shit worker, and listening to a podcast shouldn't save that

My best friend pretty much only plays Skyrim but it's fun talking with her how dumb the writing is in that game and talking about the lore and mechanics of some of the other TES games. She actually asked me how exactly I got into games and thought the answer was interesting. Not sure if she said that just to be nice but at it's nice she asked I suppose.

At a placement, where one of the coworkers sings the zelda theme for no reason, me and a collegue say at the same time why you singing zelda? Both realised we've outed ourselves so immediately start talking about Zelda, turns out she's a massive fan big enough to get a tattoo yet hasn't played BOTW? Decide to lend her my switch for 2 months for her to play it. She gives it back and then the next day another co worker says " I heard you gave x your switch" Now I'm having daily chats about smash bros

Weird feeling cause I've never got involved with the "coworkers start talking about video games" I still hide my powerlevel though.

>uses vidya related things
>ashamed of it needs to cover it ASAP
For my police exams I used my phone with a Steins;Gate cover and a Zelda one. I couldn't give less of a fuck

You might as well wait for Royal at this point.

show NOW

omfg I really want this to become a meme.

I feel the need to share this but I fucked 5 girls in the last two weeks. It really drained me. I have no desire for sex anymore. Fun fact: I have a girlfriend too and cheated on her.

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>communicating with normies
whats the point

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repent motherfucker

I mean, yeah, but she would have become your sex slave forever if it was Tae.

I truly am dead on the inside. Nothing makes me happy anymore. Not sex or a gf. I don't know what to do.

>being embarrassed
cringe, you're worse than the faggots who push their shit in peoples faces

>I broke my pairbond and now I feel like shit
nice, have fun in the hell you created

pedo

I don't feel like shit because I cheated. I feel like shit because i'm not happy.

Why you fags like SMT so much?

A couple of guys at work somewhat weebish, but I suspect I’m the least normie out of all of them. Most coworkers my age are into Smash for some reason, but I’m not complaining.

t. virtue signaling incel

are you.. bored?

I have to ask is liking games or anime really a big deal where you guys live/work. I don't know maybe it is cause I am in the Navy so when you have to live and work with the same people for years at a time you just stop caring about such thing.

I the part of the ship I work in we have two tvs that have switches and PS4 hooked up so we can play them in our down time. We also have a shared hard drive for one of the tvs that we put tv shows and movies on and there are few animes on them as well.

t. sinning tranny faggot

he cheated on his gf you cuck, i bet u enjoy blacked

Also slightly unrelated since were talking about hook ups and girls

>normie friends keep pushing me to make a tinder so I can meet new people and potentially get a gf
>Do it
>Within a day I only get 10 or so likes
>3 of them were art hoe quirky girl types
>the other 7 were fat
>decline all the fat ones
>message all 3 of the cute ones
>1 unmatches me because my opener wasn’t “original”
>the other two still haven’t responded

Only question I had is, is the ratio common on dating apps (3 cute, 7 fat ugly hogs) or am I just not attractive? It’s very disheartening that at some point I might cave and settle for a fat one

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Yeah, the only adrenaline I get are near death experiences or doing some fucked up shit. Everything else is dull.

Faggot.
Gf just broke up with me so now I'm getting over my alcoholism and getting my shit back together

>is the ratio common on dating apps
Yes

Liking games isn't a big deal as long as it's normie shit like pro evo soccer or fortnight.
Anything beyond that and people have no idea what you're on about.

I got my current job because of Vidya and fantasy novels.
>Apply for job as IT technician in a small company.
>Other 3 guys in company are all nerds.
>Interview on a Wednesday.
>All three guys sitting across the table from me.
>Boss breezes through my CV until he gets to what books I read.
>Spend most of the interview talking about Lotr and Dune.
>Moves onto Resident evil and Kerbal Space program after.
>Get offered the job the next day.
We barely talked about computers.

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Chads don't "cringe" at all. Cringing is an emotional response to feeling embarrassed on someone else's behalf. Chads don't feel embarrassment, it's the reason they are out fucking chicks by the truck load and you are on 4channel.

>coworker I have a crush on loves Zelda
I mean it's the most basic bitch thing to like but hey it's also probably the best thing to leap off of to try new games, as opposed to farming Sims and such when that's the only thing they care about

Is it an American thing to put your hobbies and interests in a CV? It literally shouldn't matter.

Can't really play those types of games on a ship underway. For the most part as far as multiplayer games go smash is king on my ship. Hell when people found out I had the gamecube controller adapter for the switch plus two gamecube controllers, I ended up loaning them out every other week for the ship wide smash bash.

UK
I agree with you, it is a load of shit.
I questioned it before and I was told that is just how it is, maybe it is a method of getting rid of the wierdos.

Though it did land me my job.

Post subtle weebshit homescreens

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The fact that you almost raped two people means you can't say you're just a typical male.

i see you are in the shadow realm too

A typical male has at least one confirmed rape though.

>I say super embarrassed
Stop being such an insecure bitch about your hobbies, it's not like you had that brown succubus (male) or Pinkie Pie on your phone

A typical male usually has an incident that could be considered sexual assault in a court of law, such as unwanted groping while drunk.
A typical male does not straight up cold stone sober start forcefully undressing a struggling girl while telling her she wants it

Confess and break up immediately you fucking pussy.

I remember being like this. True happiness comes from actualizing your potential, not from any person as an outside source of happiness. Young incels think getting a girl will cure their depression, but that is like thinking having a child will save your marriage, you are merely experiencing this first hand (). You need to find other sources of interests in the form of hobbies or activities, something you enjoy and can lose yourself in, but something that takes skill and time to complete (so it occupies you for a very long time). At first it will merely occupy you from suicidal thought, but as you progress you will learn to derive happiness from it. This is what video games used to feel like for you, right? But you need to do more than one of the same thing, because every hobby wears out its novelty after a couple of years (see /fit/ for examples, most of them have reverted to their original depressed form due to never expanding their interests). Personally for example, I bought an old car I'm trying to restore.

you gotta swipe right on everyone at the start, cast a huge ass net, keep the decent ones

>This is what video games used to feel like for you, right?
Yeah, it's a shame that died off. Video games doesn't interest me anymore. I feel like the light inside me died. The only real hobby I have is fishing. I should also add in i'm at a deployed location since I serve in the military, so shit sucks.

No lol

>Senior Year
>used to either hearing about shit like fortnite and fifa

Underage B&

>I should also add in i'm at a deployed location since I serve in the military, so shit sucks.
That definitely complicates things, but there should be people you can talk to to try and find psychotherapy, right? Have you ever tried talking to a professional about these things?

I don't intend to physically harm myself or others. I'm not suicidal. I just accepted it's something i'm stuck with, I have no desire to seek help.

Mario characters are normie as fuck, though.

>have coworker who actively browses 9gag and shows us "memes" from it regularly
>just smile and nod

>By far the youngest person in my job
>No one has a clue about Vidya or anime
>Don't have anyone really to talk to about it out of work

I want a friend to talk about my weeb shit with

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got asked by someone if I had a waifu, making me think they were weeb enough, I answered it was chinatsu and they called me a pedophile

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>Friend has a gig at an adult night circus, gives me their +1.
>Sure why not. I've got nothing better to do.
>It's at some bar downtown. Don't like bars, never really have, haven't gone to one in years.
>People are well behaved, the circus is cool, having a surrpising amount of fun even if I'm not drinking.
>Step outside for a bit between sets, just wandering. Go back in, get stopped by the bouncer.
>"Hey man, can I see your wrist ban-oh shit, I'm sorry, look, I don't want any trouble."
>wat.
>"Umbrella employees get in free! No charge!"
>He's talking about my jacket, which is a simple nice black jacket with a small Umbrella logo on the back, and another "Umbrella Corporation" patch on the front. Dude was just giving me shit and being a nerd.
>End up having multiple long conversations with people throughout the night about my jacket and Resident Evil.

Was fucking weird. Last place I expected this jacket to get attention.

>get a goblin slayer hoodie, the only weeb item I own because I just thought the design was fuckin sick
>order papa johns
>delivery dude comes to my door
>pauses when he sees me, then says in a old timey voice like he's in a fuckin play
>"OH ITS THE GOBLIN SLAYER! Did you know he is now even in Skyrim?"

I was so mindfucked in that moment i'm sure whatever I replied to him with was just as bad as what he said

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That bouncer sounds based

>Work at an aussie accounting joint, but was the IT support, not autistic like some of my mates that work there
>You think most of the people here would be autistic and anti social, but they're mostly normies who just like counting.
>7 months back a female asian from a sister branch moves to the main building after being really damn fast and accurate with her accounting.
>we welcomed her, but all we got out of her was her name and some mumbling, we found out she was autistic and never really socialized at the sister branch. btw she's a 7.5/10 (kinda bias since i have yellow fever). nice tits and in her mid 20's.
>month past and nothing changed, the asian woman just stayed in her work desk all the time. we asked her if she wanted to join us for lunch/pub/dinner/karaoke every now and then, but she always looked down and mumbled a no.
>one day she got a call and 'your affection' from persona and she went red and runout to take a personal call. we all giggled.
>that lunch, i asked her if she like persona and for the first time she looked me in the face but mumbled a yes.
>found out she loves the persona series, has all the games/manga.anime and her favorite was 4.
>also found out why she was so embarrassed about her ringtone, because her parents hated her playing games and would yell at her and since she been a social person and sheltered, she thought gaming was frowned upon.
>over she opened up and just last month she joined us at karaoke that had persona songs, she didn't sing any but we as a group sang most of the songs to try and make her feel more comfortable.
>after all that she been really open with me, so i decided to ask her out.
>she said yes, but after her face went beet red and mumbled for 5min. i had to calm her down and one of my work mates asked if i did something to her.
>we've been dating for a few weeks now, but man it's awkward sometimes.

>no lol
You deserve to be in a cross as much as trannies you fucking nigger

Is this a panty and stocking reference?!

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I don't get why you asked her out. I don't know if it's healthy for her first social circle to involve romance and for a relationship I want some more personality but that's your decision.
Anyhow, I think you and your coworkers are really cool for continuously trying to involve her in group activities and stuff.

>Did you know he is now even in Skyrim?
what did he mean by this? was he genuinely taking the piss by latching on to the first nerdy thing he could think of, or awkwardly trying to be friendly?

Currently using this. I stitched it together using a few screenshots from Girls Last Tour.

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karaoke is something reserved for awkward normies in pubs here. what country are you from?

a bloo bloo

oof.

Try LSD

based

pretty neat, but the points where you did stitch it look very jarring

if you’re insecure about enjoying video games then people will exploit that insecurity
stop caring what other people think and people won’t think less of you

we're a friendly group (youngest is 23 oldest is a guy in his 50's), we try and make it a comfortable environment since accounting is quite stressful for them(remember i'm the IT guy).
I disagree, we've been talking for a few months and the others has told me she's more sociable and happy when i'm around (sometimes i have to go to the sister sites to fix/check up their computers). But she's friendly with the others too.

what she's like.
She likes to eat out a lot but mumbles when she orders, a good cook (about ago month now she bakes some stuff for us), she gets really embarrassed when i hold her hand, she's a quiet person like myself so when we're together we don't talk much when we're alone (told her it's okay just being together is good enough, when i told her that she looked so relieved). we're playing divinity 1 together atm she got upset when i stole a painting in town and said i should play this like that character and world is real (i should get her into DnD oneday, she's really in RPing).
there's a lot more about her but this is all i'm ganna give.

I thought it was a dead give away
>Work at an aussie accounting joint, but was the IT support, not autistic like some of my mates that work there
australia

More often than not, employers are looking for how well you will mesh with their team, sometimes disregarding the higher experience of other applicants in favour of this.

Yeah OK. I had just woken up when I posted that. I'll ask a different question then: why does any public karaoke place have Persona music programmed into its machine, of all things?

I convinced my boss to watch cowboy bebop and now he gives me a finger pistol every time he sees me.

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there's a place that's known to have weeb music/game music/pop music.
it's not a pub but a karaoke place where you get your own room to sing ya voice out.
Also you can request music and if it gets enough request it gets added. Also the owner is a huge geek, she loves anime/jrpgs and she sometimes joins us to sing. nice lady.

You share a board with these people.

Based corrupter, keep doing the lord's Satan's work

Yeah I'm thinking this is based.

makes sense. i assume this style was borrowed from the japs

fuck off, literally the only persona game that properly explores jungian themes

>”later talk to her telling her I got the reference”
>not immediately saying it during or at least giving a laugh
You blew it user. You should’ve at least chuckled. Plus normie chicks at work probably meant it was the virgin 02 instead of the chad Lum

I have this as my wallpaper, I've never been asked about it so that's cool

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>>talk to my moms new boyfriend

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Well user im jelly

cringe and bluepilled

>Getting other people to notice your wallpaper, ringtone or anything instead of having stock shit and silent mode.
That's a yikes from me. If you really don't give a shit what people think then its better not to be noticed at all.

>OP gets fired because his also-browses-4channel boss sees he's a Yea Forumsermin

Based, I would've really liked that but I always keep my phone on vibrate

GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

Fucking cringe. I hope both you got killed afterwards for liking such a shit game

Exit, light.

enter night

If things got to a point where their legit family wants to beat your ass it's time to turn around and rethink your life user

You have to go back.

Why are Makotofags so lame? Worst girl only beaten by Yukari.

>You should've thrown her on the potato pallet right then, man.
This needs to take off

It's fun

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>Do you want to talk Shin Megami Tensei sometime
fuck dude you missed out big time

>I swear this was all real
that's how you know this story is real

>nobody will likely ever notice my lock screen
It’s probably for the best

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Never get anything negative said about my lockscreens or anything.
Do people really say shit about them?

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>I don't feel like shit because I cheated
Chances are, you do but just don't know it.
Assuming your story is true, it is most likely the case that you weren't happy, so you tried to fix it by seeking intimacy ftom multiple partners. You expected this to help even though you knew it was wrong, and so when you felt even worse after the fact, you got thrown into despair.

>tfw full time NEET so these situations will never happen to me
Feels bad man.

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Y'all can't best this

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Why not Claire Redfield?

I'd throw a potato on a pallet if you know what I mean.

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Who else would you be?

If you get with someone that is currently with someone else, you are also being cucked. The only one not being cucked here is the cheater.

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>girl is nice to me
>she must want to fuck
autism
also
>had zero issues getting females back then
[X] Doubt

literally how

based and patriotic

I really, really fucking love my wife

WITNESSED!

Artist?

tinder sucks, don't do it

MY HOT COWORKER MADE OUT WITH ME THE OTHER WEEK AFTER WE GOT SHITFACED AND SAID SHE REALLY LIKED ME BUT NEITHER OF US HAVE BROUGHT IT UP SINCE WHAT DO I DO

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headbutt her

>all this zoomer replies not getting the "pussy hungry teenage" part
I'm so fucking sure you guys are either virgins or roasties.

I have anxiety attacks if I'm not surrounded by pictures of my waifu
That's why I got a tattoo

Based

>work an office job as a junior software dev
>6 people in my office
>4 me included are heavily into vidya
>the other two aren't as much into vidya but still into tv shows and other nerdy shit

Is this the norm in the codemonkey world?

Kys fucking incel

What the fuck

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Incel.

She was referencing 02 you weebshit

Well now that is something

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ive never had any random weeb moments in public, and i wore anime shirts often in the past. ive had a few black dudes and weird homeless people tell me they like it but i've never had randon weebs approach me and ask about the series. then again it was a shimoneta, myrid colors phantom world, and kancolle iowa shirt so entry level weebs prob dont know what they are, prob would be different story if it was attack on titan or some shit

yeah only one, imagine the most Stacy girl you think of
>car breaks down at work
>she offers me a ride home
>puts music on
>pop songs then the Lucky Star opening plays
>"oh sorry like my little bro is into these cartoons and the songs they play are pretty catchy you know?"
>ask for the title
>gives me her phone and says I can play whatever
>see that half the songs she has are anime ops ripped from youtube
>just leave it on shuffle and enjoyed the ride home

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shin magoomi tensay?

not really a bonding moment but one time i was in gamestop and a black guy came in all black techwear-like clothes with a pink du-rag on and was asking the guy about some 3DS stuff. Then he says, "hang let me just get it from my car". So not only did he have one but he also takes it with him when he's out. I was too quiet to say anything and walked out.

>career path looking like I'll end up as a professor
I'm pretty autistic and don't know what is and isn't socially acceptable. One of mine would quote The Big Lebowski sometimes, should I aim for something like that? Is it expected of me to wear novelty ties?

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have one what?
who are you not quoting?

It's called being alpha as fuark

One time this tall chick with massive tits complimented me on my Sega Saturn t-shirt at a pet store

>go to barnes and noble
>about to buy some jojoniums
>employee walks up behind me
>"jojo is really popular on Yea Forums isn't it"
>"yeah" I reply
>walk away awkwardly

>not saying "who is this Yea Forums"

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just get on with your job and don't speak unless spoken to

>"yeah" I reply
this is making me laugh and i don't know why

Someone please tell me they screenshotted the almost rapist posts

Why the fuck didn't you fuck her you retard

i meant that not only does the guy have a 3ds, but likes it enough to keep it in his car a play outside his home. that was me analyzing the situation, not quoting anyone

>we found out she was autistic and never really socialized
>found out she loves the persona series, has all the games/manga.anime and her favorite was 4.
>her favorite was 4
Hahahahahahahahhaghagjahagahaha

>the 3ds is only for kids
Okay user.

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I was going to but she didnt seem to like it when i shoved her onto the potato pallet

IMAGINE

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Every time your boss sees you he also instantly dies.

Massive boner for short hair, plus I prefer her face structure. Both tomboys which is nice but Rebecca is the more active type I prefer. All in all its personal preference, I see Claire's appeal, but do I really want to fight Chris over her?

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I was working a night shift with a colleague. he was watching the newest Dragon Ball Super episode in the corner when I noticed him I asked him if he is watching the latest episode, super embarrassed he answered "It's just a cartoon....What?" so I asked him again "Is this the latest episode?", "Yes" he answered with a tone of relief.

You should fuck her OP.

One day at work a few years ago I went to talk to a co-worker and found him taking a break watching One Piece on his computer. I said "cool, subs".

Sad!

This is why you pay more then 5 dollars for a tattoo

Oh you like Sonic too? Let me show you my OC.

Get fucking outed faggot lol

>"That's my all time favorite series"
>"Oh really, how did you like Persona 3?"
>"I've only played Persona 5"

>Chris over her?
As long you don't touch the asian chick your good he doesn't like Claire.

The closest thing would be the time a dude sat next to me in uni because he had noticed me looking up DMCV combo webms during the lecture. (before you give me shit, that was a stupid fucking class who gave out credits basically for free and was mandatory, waste of my time)

We bonded a bit but I stopped talking with him after a while, I'm bad with people.
I feel guilty about it, I hope he wasn't offended by this.

I've played the entirety of Persona franchise just to wait for some normalfaggot to dab on, yes, even 1
Just got done with haru's palace this morning and holy fuck the palaces are fucking bad, it's get worse the longer you play, memento is fine since it reminds me of 3's tartarus

>no service
You too? I drop service every 30 seconds or so for no reason. I suspect it's a faulty antenna.

>not using cropped hentai as your wallpaper

AVE, TRUE TO CAESAR

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Roastie, then

Cool story bro

Based.

I never tried to rape anyone when I was a pussy hungry 17 year old

Did you ever have sex? Im convinced that user is the result when you give someone who is meant to be an incel pussy. Its like giving a dog a taste of human blood.

>Her favorite was 4
Erection lost

It's got to be your antenna, I have no service because I'm in another country

This fucking thread

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Can you blame her? 4 is literally friend simulator and it doesnt sound like shes had many if any

Not until I was in college.

What, so Yea Forums can chuck it on the potato pallet and rape it to death

Leon's the one who has it going with Ada. Chris is Claire's brother, and it's trying to get her impregnated by Leons Chad seed

They wont rape it to death. But they will get pretty fucking close

No sympathy whatsoever for cheaters
If you have the good fortune to have a GF then you deserve endless shit for being a faggot and cheating on her

It wasn't a fucking "mistake," don't lie to yourself, you made a choice for pussy and now you get to live with it faggot

The fuck is wrong with 4?