This guy is coming over to play video games with you. What games do you play?

ILLIDAN?

No I'm a biCHAD. Fuck Hetero cucks and Fuck Homos I get Jamal's cock and Stacy's pussy.

>not fucking Jamal in the ass while Stacy pegs

>play fighting game
>ends with me sucking him off
>play racing game
>ends with him plowing my asshole
>play moba
>ends with him kissing my neck while squeezing my balls

I'm starting to think videogames are just for faggots.

House.
And he gets to be the little girl.

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Kek

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russian roulette

I actually spotted Moot irl a few years back.

>Walking down the street at night with a friend
>We pass by a gym
>See Moot running on a treadmill up against the window
>We sperg out right in front of him excitedly, in utter disbelief
>He kind of notices us and makes a sort of disgusted face
>We never see him there again
Pretty sure we made him switch gyms

>Not hiding your powerlevels before bullying the shit out of him.
You had the perfect chance, user, and you fucked it up. Assuming you were speaking the truth.

>spoiler
>

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The chick from Aliens

I saw him at a grocery store once but all he did was heckle me and steal a bunch of chocolate bars

Susan Sarandon?

Sounds oddly familiar to my encounter with him.
I saw Moot in a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Bale trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This was in 2016 in San Francisco. We weren't entirely sure it was him at first, but after doing some searching later we found out he had been recently hired by Google, which more or less confirmed it.

you fucked up and forgot to replace the second bale.

I hate this faggot.
He sold us out, Leaving us trapped here in this shithole he created. WITH A FUCKING CHINK IN CHARGE.

>explaining the joke

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>I saw Bale

This.

The Forgotten One

WTF
I HATE MOOT NOW

>posting his decoy
never4get the $20k he took and run with

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fuck

I miss you luggage lad

>"Oh no Hiroyuki is the based founder of 2ch"
How did moot meet him? Moot copied 2chan, not 2ch.

A smb3 rom hack of some sort

Einhander or Casltevania SotN

>enemy was right all along

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