Hey user it's me your old friend Melvin

Hey user it's me your old friend Melvin
Well I go by Mel now for short, sounds more professional
So what do you like to do?
Oh you still play videogames? I thought they stopped making those
*Slurp*

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So Mel, how's the boyfriend? Did he ever buy that massive dragon dildo you talked to me about last week? How's truck driving treating ya?

Oh, a STD? That sucks man, can't relate. I only fuck girls.

Talking back is rude.

TaLKinG BaCk iS RuDE

holy BTFO

hey hey! don't take your personal hatred out on Mel! Mel don't need that shiet..

Are you the /ck/ regulah poster?
Same OP image.

Girls have stds as well

*Slurp*
What are you guys doing here? I'm having casual dialogue with my friend Mel here. Taking it as demeaning is quite rude, Mel has been out of the closet for years. Sometimes he asks me for advice on how to act when taking it up the ass with his boyfriend, nothing new here. Please, go bother another table
*Slurp*

>So Mel, how's the boyfriend? Did he ever buy that massive dragon dildo you talked to me about last week? How's truck driving treating ya?
holy shit is this the biggest projector ever made by man?

yeah skreeonk to you too, pal.

fpbp

>So Mel, how's the boyfriend? Did he ever buy that massive dragon dildo you talked to me about last week? How's truck driving treating ya?
Do you have something you want to say to us, user? Are you hiding something?

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

OP: hAvE yAlL sEeN mY pEpE wOjAcK mEmE

>Are you hiding something?
a massive dragon dildo

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wow this thread is really video games

>getting upset in a roleplay thread
newfag detected
Well Jim, it's rough out here, but the new job is paying well. You still looking for work? How many months has it been now?

holy shit you fucking killed him dude

you can't come back from that btfo, user.

another wojak variant, how creative

>I thought they stopped making those
I cannot suspend disbelief in this premise

most functioning adults don't care about kid's toys

Not caring != not being aware of the existence of

most functioning adults don't post on 4chin

My 93 year old grandpa knows that video games exist.

video games as a concept are older than most functioning adults

go back
and take the wojaks and pepes with you while you're at it