ESA Summer Marathon 2019

Instadeath spam would be even worse

thank god, this has been shit. can't wait til i'm free

>kill player costs 5000 dollars

6 hours of Mario to be exact, the horror

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>Remember when they runned step mania on GDQ and the guy was typing so hard the camera started shaking?
Pepperidge Webms remembers.

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that doesn't sound very inclusive towards the lgbtph+- runner

based Boomer

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They kept spamming instadeath and made it not fun

>american eating ice cream on stream

it was supposed to be a race too. it could have been twice as shit.

Too bad I wasn't talking about GDQ. I'm not trying to measure dicks I'm trying to encourage ESA to do better through mockery. ESA should be commended for the money they've raised.

Fuck off with your tranny stream

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The hotel offers free ice cream and popcorn, and they'll close the machines soonish. Everyone getting their last samplings.

That sounds way more generous than any of the GDQ venues desu.

Pretty sure Twitch is paying for the Hotel Service.

>I'm trying to encourage ESA to do better through mockery
This is Europe, there's no mockery that you can give them they're not already labouring under. Nice to hear your heart is in the right place tho.

Holy shit based ESA.

>twitch employee is a freak of nature

dilation stations are not cheap user

The venue is really nice, and the stream is nothing but the microcosm of the stuff happening here. Board games, arcade, social games like mafia, tournaments, hot sauce tasting competition, karaoke, group quip lash, among others.

>dilation stations are not cheap user
It's literally just one of those metal racks that you use to keep hotdog buns warmed. you should be able to hire them from any party supply outlet.

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I don't think they realise how completely fucking uninteresting this interview is

how much you think these crowd control cucks paid ESA to let them shill their product here?

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Do they sit on the bun warmer?!

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Oh damn Mario time?
time to watch this

literally just stalling so people will donate for cheese's extra run. $10k is a lot for ESA, it's basically the equivalent of GDQ having a last minute $100K incentive

>hot sauce tasting competition
Well now I actually feel like I'm missing out on something.

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holy FUCK hurry up

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Is the swedish(?) donation reader chick with the husky voice hot?

>The only fun thing about speedrunning is getting paid

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is this rocket league music

sit, squat, stand. It's all down to the users preference, considering how long they need to keep it crammed into them to help/hinder the surgical scars to heal "correctly"

Wouldn't be surprised, since it's been unlicensed music from monstercat the whole week through

Partly yes. It's monster cat music pack which is used in RL too.

GET ON WITH IT GET IT OVER WITH I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS THREAD

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The sauce we sampled was this thing here. 6 million scovilles, and we scooped it with wooden sticks. After each sampling you had to wait 2min for the next, or tap out and quit. Organizer eventually called it a draw because people basically were in the process of killing themselves.

I sweat like no tomorrow and my stomach hurt like a bitch. It sure was an experience.

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Not really.

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wheres my fucking BING BING

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mario time

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>bigjon just posted something in chat that got immediately deleted

anyone catch it??

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>40 minutes late
come on already

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>6 million scoville
Wait until later when you go to take a shit.

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>amerifatss taking over

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>three american runners

nice EUROPEAN speedrunning marathon

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>it's another race

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my traps are ok

well that's disappointing

His (trap)ezius muscles is doing ok

Something about "my traps are ok"

"my traps are ok"

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Why are they clapping all the time? Is this usa?

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>TMR commentating
Yeah I'm out

>small screens again
oh boy

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based ESA making the only non yank screen really bright so you know what screen to watch

The competition happened yesterday, and my bowel movements have been normal since then. Perhaps my gut is stronger than my tummy.

Really surprised with how many Americans have shown up this year.

lol

>death already
It's ogre

Best Halo

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based coolkid choking on purpose to give the yank runners a FAIR CHANCE

I don't like it, but it's not too bad with NES games.

I'm just focusing on duckfist screen

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>swede choked already

murican's runnin this shit

>swede dies first
Oh nooooo sweden no no no

>Swede is behind
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>coolkid gonna choke another relay
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

>swede already taking the d

Thank you, coolkid. Nice run.

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>a bunch of fully grown men playing videogames to try and beat them fast
gay

>run is ruined by having a mexicunt in broken english commentate it
oof, I can't last one hour listening to this guy

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>Only euro died
That's a shame.

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Get bent retard, TMR is basado.

based coolkid

more like chokekid

Why are there so many fucking burgers?

He's good at running games, but his English is really bad even after all of these years.

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The only time I've experienced anything that hot it was fire going in and fire coming out.

Who the fuck is first?

they arent good enough for GDQ so they come here.

Where the FUCK is coolkid's gf

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eh he's alright to listen to

top right

HOLY CRINGE BATMAN

>find the magic Juan

>wake up in time for race

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This race isn't actually too bad so far.

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Surprisingly the sauce itself was fine for me, and I managed to do 5 or so scoops before the competition was ended by a draw (I arrived late and was 2 or so scoops behind). Tge complicatiins started when I started to eat the free ice cream at the venue to cool off some 15min later, andy stomach basically was pain town for the better part of an hour. A fun experience for the whole family.

Good morning other boat poster

HNNNNNNG

who /duck fist/ here?

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Need pics of her feet

>no dicks
Gay

>Bottom left is first now
Fucking change the audio

brb guys gonna get the groceries.
keep a look on this larxa for me. don't let anything happen to her, will ya'?

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this, one thing gdq actually does right. i look away from this stream for a minute and i have no idea who's in the lead when i come back

>one of the closing events is cast by the person who speaks the most incoherent english at the event
what did they mean by this

God I fucking hate Larxa

>Fucking top left is first now
ARHHH I hate this tech crew

are you retarded?

don't want to trigger the jani again

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Good moanin', user.
He seems to have gotten better at commentating over time.

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>the microstate of supersonic

>animes
meh

twitter.com/kokorvis
Pray you find some here

>the FUCKING state of supersonic

>muhhhh retarded

Every time i hear this theme all i can think of is that vigorously masturbating song

I'm not the only one then.

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Morning.

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Upstairs, taking BigJons BigJon

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is there an indicator for who's winning?

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Yes. Whoever is in the later level is in the lead.

top right by a lot from the rest. No indicator at all

>hotdog emoji in name

confirmed sloooot

Will you guys miss me when ESA is over

MY DICK!

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That depends on who you are. If you're one of those annoying autist posters then no. If you're making funny jokes or making webms/images then yes.

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depends on how slowly you file out of the building. I'm a good shot, but i've only got a bolt action.

:0

yes
ill miss all of you
even hoganposter

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why the fuck isn't the sound on the leading guy

Not to be a dick but the Mexicans voice is really unpleasant to listen to for prolonged periods

i think you mean ESPECIALLY hogan poster

lets summon him again bros, only a couple threads left in this marathon

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I had trouble finding some tupperware for her gift to me, but thankfully the hotel staff hooked me up.

mods banned him yesterday, if he doesn't have dynamic IP he won't be back. Unless he takes to phoneposting

whats her height? her pussy looks tight

i want to cum in her lazy eye

>Not to be a dick
You're more of a faggot than a dick.

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Why'd they ban him?

shitposting

I dunno, I just saw all his posts getting [deleted] during a thread lol

He's awful. Can't stand it when he reads in-game text. Why would you do that during a race?

>no tits
EWW no thanks

What a slut, keep posting that whore guys. You are all wonderful well adjusted people.

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If you're going to shitpost for a week you need to be funny. Not try to start arguments.

mario 3 stage design >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mario world stage design

Yes user.

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>Made a few webms
Only really do these for ESA now.

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lol. gif should have been reversed too though

I want to fuck TheMexicanRunner!

someone post the ultra hard dab from 2018

Says the robosexual. Stay away from our women meatbag.

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how do you know? i still saw him in the thread at like 1 AM EST yesterday

>3 American runners
It's our turn

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Only because the cape is completely broken in SMW.

Just waiting for him to tell that I will fuck her whore in the ass and then in the mouth.

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then we'd have a different thumbnail, wouldn't be as good

this desu
anyone that disputes this is just blinded by nostalgia for babbies first mario

based and redpilled.

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>diff thumbnail
Either way here.

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How do we make him shut up

based

Loving coolkid's display with that chronic vertical tearing that makes the shit unwatchable.

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my donation up next guys, wish me luck

reversed gif with the first frame spliced back to the beginning

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wait about 15 minutes

the cape was a mistake
it looks cool but ameplay wise is a dud
miyomito was extra drunk that day

Absolute state of coolkid

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Coolkid is choking so hard.

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>coolkid being killed by some cracka ass mucher

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soul

Is that on his nes or is it a streaming issue?
he's fucking up bad

me in the middle

Now if only coolkid did those skills for the entire run.

It's a capture device issue because it's happened on many not-as-important runs, usually as the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th player in a race.

It's the capture card, been happening on on a lot of co-op and race runs.

you're a flaaaaaaat

based and hogan pilled

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I just can't wrap my head around you fuckers thought process. You unironically masturbate to these pics or you just do it to be assholes and bully her?

Don't fucking post or talk about Larxa in this shithole you fucking retards. She's too pure and doesn't deserve to be exposed to you fuckers.

Fuck you

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bitch looks like a bird

>hogan poster probably still browsing this thread and raging about people lusting after his """"pure"""" waifu

feels good not to be a cuck

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someone tell the Indian to shut up

Based and Hoganpilled, brother.

HH

BASED

I like you user.
Please, stay mad forever.

Stay strong, brother.

>Fuck you
You're welcome.

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i have one question, user. why do you post that gif every time? are we supposed to be hulk hogan and then you're the guy beating us with a chair??

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she's like living proof that all girls need to do to be attractive is:

1. not be disfigured
2. not eat food

This looks so fucking eerie

Will she even ba able to walk after all her "sessions" during this week?

How come bowser isn't flatteing him?

KEKED

you get used to TMR after a while. There's been way worse.

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>that last minute choke

jesus fucking christ man

HOLY FUCK BASED DUCKFIST
FUCK YOU CAPTCHA

You tell em Hulk!

>That Duckfist win
Whew!

NEVER DOUBT DUCKFIST

Haxor literally sandbagged that shit. There's no way that was accidental.

based duckfist, /our guy/

holy fuck that comeback

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Fucking Forest Whitaker eyes and shit

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Oh nononono Coolkid wtf are you doing?

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Based Duckfist.

What a last minute choke

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Nice comeback

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You fucking wish you had a girl that had her personality and looks, retard.

>girl

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>There's been way worse.
Like when he just said "fart flower."

Holy shit, that last minute comeback

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Not him but I always thought that was what it represented.

>my godness

A long ass while I imagine

No hitbox at the bottom half.

>wraith and viper
Too hot for Yea Forums.

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>barely added $2k to the sm64 incentive in the past four hours

holy kek they really aren't going to make it

what personality? Attention whore meme spouter? hurr durr look at my meme clothes guys, i'm not like the other girls

You forgot:
3. Apply an inch of foundation and half a pound of makeup.
4. Draw comically large eyebrows on with a marker
5. Dip eyelashes in an inkwell
6. Enough hair product and dyes to irreversibly destroy your hair roots before 30

>her personality and looks
>monkaess kappa xD
>oops better hide my lazy eye
>seen my ahegao and pepe shirts btw?

>they will not mercykill the run because they still need money for bonus run
Shaming coolkind for money.

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They're going to shill hard for it just like GDQ. It's going to make the 120 run insufferable.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SWEDEN

IN YOUR FACE SWEDEN IN YOUR FACE

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>coolkid massively loses ANOTHER race
How does he do it

Why mercykill when it's still under the estimation

I just want her to tongue my asshole again, it was fucking euphoric last time.

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After my dick has been in the mouth, she is going towards your cage, and starts giving you all the shit she has in mouth. She spits that little cock of yours, and stumps it so you cock gets trapped even more in the cockcage.

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Good but 2lewd.

rate her fashion choice

twitter.com/TheLarxa/status/1153636518348632064

>swede versus three americans
>comes in dead last, not even really that close

european "speedrunning" everyone. half the runs at this marathon are overestimate, yuros are just trash at vidya

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Rate this run!

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What is it with speedrunners and choking?

expect a 30 minute setup block while they stall

USA/10

autoerotic asphyxiation

But it wasn't Metal Wolf Chaos

TMR/10

Not a race/10

2 nuggets left

just set up a fifa tournament and youd see the difference mr burger

I dont disagree this is casual territory

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Fuck you fat American pigs. Burn in hell you're cringe as fuck.

>should be sleeping
>but ESA is ending
I honestly don't know what to do. Sleep or watch the finale.

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Whoa coolkid, cool down.

That's what happens when you try and stalk cute girls.

try going faster next time coolkid

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europoor mad he gets 9 nuggies instead of 10

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will slit your throat in your sleep / 10

we europe now

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>>should be sleeping
what fucking timezone are you in

Yeah, he managed to get under the estimate anyway but they would not mercykill him even if he would royally fuck up.

7/10 - decent run with nice comback if you disregard race aspect and TMR commentary was painful

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>esa not ending with a 6-7 hour jrpg let's play
disgusting

....WAKE UP!!!! :) u can sleep later.

It's not even close to ending. Going by just the games estimate there's 4 hours left, more including setup times.

JOSH!!!

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5/10 Was eh, wasn't really into the commentary.

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whatever i'm out.

What is that haircut called?

>naru AND anila
based

they hate us cause they aint us

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nice eyebrows

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>another tranny on stream

based

the "im too anxious and lazy to go to the barber" look

im working on it myself

>where I got lied to about my toad star
Oh fuck I remember that, my sides. Fucking Ben

the transition

yuropian

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Why would you be sleeping now, its only 9/10pm in Europe

Cute zetton

AHHHHHH!!! NOT SO FAST!!! You thought you could escape the Nuggler at last! You tried some dirty little tricks, but oh I assure you, there will be NO quick fix!!!

So Mr Punchy nuggle me this! Who is the one hated by all and forever pursued, by a deliciously deep fried poultry food?

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I think it's the "james may 70's throw back"

11pm here

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nuggle me this! Who is from the land of the author dickens, but also afraid of small pieces of chicken?

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>Who is from the land of the author dickens, but also afraid of small pieces of chicken
laughed louder than I should have

hate nuggets

>coolkid thinking he has the right to call anyone fat

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>IM SO HARD FOR SUNSHINE!
>...

not racist just don't like em
simple as

real nugger hours

man he is one highstrung little man

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Wait did Mario Sunshine runners not know where the shines were last year?
That's what Josh said.

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Some retards did the wrong stars so people had to improvise out of nowhere.

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I'm 200% nugget

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YAS!!!!!

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muh nugga.

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The only good game/category/runner combination of the Marathon.
>German accent commentary
Fuck

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Buncha nuggets ITT

>clapping for videogames
does Euros really do this

Mario 64 is such a great game. So glad I got to experience it as a kid

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t. nugget

Be careful not to overdose

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using the hard "et". thats our word, watch yourself.

Are they going to clap after every star?

BING

The nugget posting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

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Why contain it? S'cool

great to see my childhood be destroyed on stream

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>ONLY clapping after every star
You burgers and yuros are weak, THIS is how you cheer after every star
youtu.be/2PUDbJHt_CI?t=876

>$1382 from EsaMarathon
wait, what

Loving these donations talking about dead relatives. Really makes for an authentic GDQ experience.

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>bing bing yahoo to finish the marathon
They really know how to kill this thing.
Is there anything even remotely worth watching on the other streams?

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20 gorillon hours in MS-DOS

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>Greetings from cancer. Long time viewer, first time runner. I am donating because my viewer has died from cancer.

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sorry that your preferred platform has nothing noteworthy

All profits from the nugget sales from the kitchens were going to be paid forward to esa.

taskinoz.com/gdq/

>fourth time watching SGDQ, fourth time donator. My donation passed away from viewer. Money goes to view the frames, kill the viewer. Hype!!!!

The 'I don't know how to part my hair'
t. person with long hair I just tie it back 90% of the time anyway

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I normally don't say this because I'm not a faggot but yikes.

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that's unironically hype

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who started this conversation?

look. you know you want to.

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this is incredible
>

Greetings from games. Long time viewer, first time viewer. I am donating because my cancer has died from viewer.

WAHOO

SuccinctAndPunchy is based stop hating on him. you shitlords

Thoughts on McDonald's Sweet n Sour sauce?

But nugget kun, I can't..

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What do you do if you have a bad profile? Embrace it?

sucksink is a nugget hating gaylord

Give me a quick rundown, were there any more nuggets after the Freedom Planet run? I know he went autistic about some run going over estimate before his, but anything else?

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I'd drink a pint of that shit, on the hour, every hour, for the rest of my life if I could.

Garbage, hot mustard or bust.
If I get Wendy's or BK (not likely) then it's their BBQ sauce.
My sister-in-law loves the Sweet n Sour, but she's half Chinese so what does she know?

he REEEEEEEEE'd on twitter and then talked to probably everyone he could find on staff so they wouldn't read any more nugget or susan donos

That does Mario actually say when he throws Bowser?

I honestly don't know
I've always parted straight down the middle since it's easiest to maintain, and once your hair is past neck length it falls whatever way you put it.

only good dipping sauce is popeyes bbq (aka nectar of the gods)

so long gay bowser

So long gay Bowser, duh.

So long gay nugget!

So long King Bowser

"So long GREY Bowsa." -Super Mario
Sounds like Gey, but Nintendo is too smart for that so they call him grey because he becomes a skelly and skellies in Mario World are grey.

did the sm64 incentive get completed or will ESA be put in its place for trying to pull a GDQ by holding stuff hostage for too much cash

T O M B O Y
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It will get met since they've already donated to themselves for like $1600 or something stupid.

"(my penis) is so long, eh bowser??"

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boyish til she learned the joy of getting rammed in her slavering cunt

why would anyone donate to see a 16 star run AFTER a 120 star run?

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Replying to 3DPD with that screencape should be bannable offense.

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why is 16 star even a thing? i get 70 star since that's the minimum you need on a normal playthrough, but why 16? just arbitrary shit?

Low% is usually more interesting than 100% you gay bowser

>Greetings from cancer. Long time runner, first time donator. I am donating because my donation has died from donation.
Seems like any normal donation comment, what gives?

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You're embarrassing us other yurofags.

>Nintendo hand boss

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>lo%

its more shit than any%, it's just arbitrary bs

I like that he has more glorious hair than all the fucking trannies combined.

iirc 16 is what they got it down too before the game completely broke with glitching through walls etc.
16star is kept because it's a fun run if you don't wanna go for game breaking glitches like 1star and 0star has

Are you guys doing anything alongside the run?

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its ok. squeeze it in between my nuggies.

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Gotta hand it to Nintendo to keep the tradition alive.

Not gonna lie that was a sick SSL red coin. I've never seen it.

Taking breaks to do chin-ups and jump robe while sippin' a beer.

Adjusting controller for emulator.

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thank you for not lying, that would be immoral

>Not gonna lie
prove it

That's our word, you can say nugga.

>it's an "announcer takes his job too seriously and interjects as much as possible"

GDQ has infected this marathon, most of the comfy is gone

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>multiple a presses
RUN INVALIDATED

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>An a press is an A press, you can't say it's only a half

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Any mysterious multiple thousand dollar donations like at SGDQ? Or is money laundering too difficult in europe?

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its pretty much "any% (no backwards yahoo through the firesea door)" you need 15 to spawn mips to get through the door and then you grab one more in the water level to get into firesea

>money laundering via online credit card transactions

are you retarded?

I never finished high school so maybe

so for 16 star, i assume the actual star strats are exactly the same as any%, right? so why would they have us donate to see a run that is basically just a small piece of the run we just watched but with like one extra trick

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>what is a prepaid card

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no

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>are you retarded?
Stop projecting tyrone

Luxenbourg, Moanco and Swtizerland are all in Europe. It's not money laundering, it's just paying alternative tax rates on non specified income.

I'd fuck Princess "Henrietta" Yoshi

Loving this run 2bh

can't donate with those, a lot of online shopping shit outright rejects them

they're literally struggling to finish a $10k incentive for more mario

>this looks like gdq now lul
>message deleted by a moderator.

i don't want it to end bros

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That's because us chad europeans know that government issued fiat paper currency is a meme and have transitioned to bit coin, which ESA doesn't accept. America behind the times as usual.

>Afrobull lips

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WTH was that?!!

Everything has to end bro

>yurope
>ahead of the curve on cryptos

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can't wait til this shit is over so i can focus on fire emblem: persona edition

Now that ESA is almost over, can we all agree that Europe > USA

user that posted the shitty e-hentai with exhentai colours earlier here. Somebody on /h/ found the original ex CSS and edited it to work on e-hentai.
pastebin.com/q5HQy74E

Thought I'd post about it here in-case anybody is using my shitty one when they could be using the proper CSS.

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mario 3 race settled it once and for all desu

Almost over..

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I will say its hard to play that and watch these runs at the same time.

brainlets can only think of money laundering like turning drug money to clean money but people do and get caught doing all kinds of scams with charity organizations all the time. all the big "anonymous" donations for a fucking video game speedrunning marathon are suspicious to say the least.

Regardless of how the marathon was, Tifa being named MOMMY was a fucking highlight. Thanks to the based Yea Forums degenerate who helped make that happen.
Also naming Link BRAAAAAP was great too but I missed that run.

>caring that much about the color scheme of your hentai website

now THIS is autism

id really prefer if youd be quiet

Keep watching, there will be a surprise in the last 10 minutes ;)

I mean it's all gonna die anyway, why not spend this much autism into preservation or finding another cartoon site?
Unless it's confirmed e-h won't die along sadpan.

>cucked that retard who wanted to name tifa after his dead granny

twas kino. did BRAAAP actually win? i thought people started dropping a lot of money for other names so i assumed we lost it

What kind of surprise?

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Looks good. Cheers for the update brother.

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Since it was a 3-way co-op run the top 3 names won.

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>for our last run we have a special guest: ANDERS BREIVIK!

>puffy ring-a-ding-ding

>cheese demanding credit for popularizing a route he didn't even come up with

this guy is kind of a prick, isn't he?

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Its jarring as fuck to go from a decade of black to some yellowish color.

fucking based, outstanding work anons

did the runners / commentary understand it?
doesn't look like it

I don't care if he takes credit for shit as long as it's not my shit. Let the people affected give a damn.

it wasn't that bad coolkid

that bell looks like a camel toe

>the brapposter dancing in the background

absolutely based

Can't stand his faggot whining and ego, I hope Puncay or Simply takes it from him this year.

He's an annoying faggot, even worse than binny.

Hahahah does Simp even play anymore?

>first they came for the socialists and i said nothing, etc

I'm not afraid of speedrunners taking credit for routes since I don't speedrun or route. Let the entire community become chaos for all I care.

>I missed that run
You missed a based boomer donation
clips.twitch.tv/FairMotionlessJackalUWot

He doesn't speed run anymore. He just plays ROM hacks and Mario Maker which are both infinitely more entertaining

now I have to watch this run

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>farage
cringe

>based
We all know it was you mate, it wasn't that funny.

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>Implying I give "charities" money
lol

>I feel asleep like a minute before this message was read
What terrible timing.

DISGUSTING

Everyone was asleep during that run user. Do not feel bad.

>chokes on top of chokes on top of chokes

t. Boris

Nice choking.

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>patato chops: ready
>apple juice: ready
>waffles: ready
>shitposting: ready
let's go lads

Well this isn't a "" charity, it's a real one, also the whole boomer/zoomer shit is newfig as fuck.
Hopefully you grow out of this phase mate, not sure why I still come here desu.

>Breathing With the Wild
I chuckled

Agressive Tomboy sex is truly patrician. Assuming you aren't a slob (you would not be as thats not someone whom a tomboy is interested in) it becomes a battle of strength and stamina - you will likely win the former but not the latter leaving both exhausted and satiated.

theres only like 40 minutes of ESA left lad

Do yourself a favor and leave forever.
I'm not shitposting when I say that it's probably the best thing for all of us to leave this place

sushine is 2h:30m

enjoy as long as you can

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oh shit I got mixed up and thought this was the last run

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I think it represents the torment hulkposter goes through. He's a freindzoned cuck so I think he represents hogan in that .gif telling people to fuck off, but then reality sets in and crashes into him like a guitar to the head.

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Yeah it really is a great idea.
Too bad I have no interests at all besides some cheap laughs and no ambitions to improve myself.
We truly are here forever I guess.

>cucked that retard who wanted to name tifa after his dead granny
Wait what happened?

this thread is for EUROPEAN speedrunning assembly . Brexitcucks pls leave.

I got a banana and a cup of water

Fuck I passed out for like 5 hours.
Anything interesting happen lately??

>freindzoned
Donators are not their friends.

based

>guy wanted to name tifa after dead grandma
>MOMMY posters push it to the lead right before the cut off
>10 minutes later the guy donates $200 to push it over the edge but is too late

But he said he's met her before.

I have a confession to make. All those anonymous or ''user'' donations, those were me. I can't stop donating bros now I can't pay rent.

based hulkposter pushing this thread to new intelletual limits

Holy moly lol

just charge back the $50K you've dropped on this shit, i assure you it will not tank your credit score, you can trust me

Based retard paypig. At least that mean less money to Twitch-thots

so

Does anyone have the screencap of the runner with absolute glee in his face while he typed MOMMY?

Dead granny donator and $200 donator were different

what are some other games with a big moveset like marioh 64?

I feel you dudette; I spent my last cents on a handle of bourbon and some bullets after I lost my house at the tables.

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HAHAHAHA MEMES

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Mario Sunshine. Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 Mario Oddysey

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What the fuck is that sunshine run?

Truly Lynchian

im glad a non shitty charity is getting money unlike gdq.

what if I don't own a nintendo platform

Very good post, thanks Coop!

Then get one.

I don't understand why they can't just switch charities. I mean Doctors without borders is acceptarble since they do good work when they'ren ot smuggling illegals into Europe.
But Prevent Cancer Foundation does fucking nothing. It's so annoying seeing people donate thinking it's going to cancer research

Glover

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it aint that great, they give research grants to swedish research groups who blow half of the money on taxes and shit for their employees. money would go a lot further in america or china where academic researchers are basically poor slaves

MSF literally helps jihadis. Fuck them.

>not giving a pamphlet company millions of dollars so they can raise awareness of the biggest cause of death in the world
Ha?

I really hope she notices you one day man. If you haven't already just link her to one of your posts. I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

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Based

They help everyone, they're like the Followers from Fallout New Vegas. They just provide aid.
The worst thing they do is help People smugglers ruin Europe

DELET THIS NOW

GDQ gives all the money directly to PCF who then cuts GDQ a very generous check to pay for stuff like the venue, equipment, and staff salaries. new charity means having to negotiate a new deal, which may not be as favorable to GDQ

plus you'll seem like an asshole if you drop your longtime charity who probably depends on their money, wouldn't be good publicity for GDQ from the normies who actually think PCF is a good charity

>the biggest cause of death in the world
Heart disease?

>thanks for the money. btw don't smoke and check ur boobs for lumps LOL

>look up the game
>5 minutes into the video the hand does the ok sign

Yep, finna downloading the rom right now

women

Cancer in general has a higher body count than heart disease.

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Why would I donate money to help individuals that behead people?

Fuck MSF. Only MSF I like is with Big Boss.

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Slipping in the shower?

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I already messaged her on twitter and took all the credit for his posts.
She thanked me and promised to give me a "present" at the next GDQ.
HoganPoster BTFO eternally.
All his hard work just to help me get laid :)

>a white main character vs. a wizard who is an obvious jewish caricature

reminder glover is literally alt-right propaganda

oh no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey you do what you feel like. I don't donate to MSF because they're people smugglers who ruin my home. But I do aknowledge the good they do as well when not helping Jihadis or smugglers

I can't even imagine how much fiber she has to eat to keep up with all of these presents.

>GDQ
>implying they would let a Belge any where near GDQ
>an actual female at that
Big wew.

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Its all those birdseeds.

BASED

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new

all charaties are illigitamite and don't distribute funds and efforts in an efficient way. If you want to make the world a better place, leave your house and meet people where they need help, not throw money at people you've never met.

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sup idiots

been away for 4 days

whats new

She was at the last GDQ.

>Cheese run still isn't over

Glove is a poor man's Kula World.

Sad but true; not-for-profit still has overhead and most of every donation goes straight to the person at top.