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lol shouty reddit man
upvote!

youre not even blankposting
absolute faggot

>not that they know anything about work, the fucking-
THE FUCKING WHAT? WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO SAY?

This man unironically believes strategy games are for cowards.
In his life he has never played a game of Warcraft or Starcraft or Command and Conquer or Age of Empires.

This man unironically believes platforming inherently only works in 2d.

He is a famous video games critic.

This man triggers the living hell out of everyone who has even a slightly differing opinion than him.

Who keeps shilling this guy?

Bioshock Infinite is his 2013 GOTY

Bet most of you faggots in this thread only play AAA games and defend microtransactions.

As someone who hasn't played that game, remind me why we hate it again?

>This man unironically believes platforming inherently only works in 2d.

How many good 3d platformers exist that aren't Mario?

He's got really bad opinions and acts like an edgy teenager. How professional is it to shit on your own family in a passive aggressive teenage girl kind of way on a video that millions of people will watch?

He really enjoyed A Hat in Time, a 3D platformer.

because it's fun

I don’t understand how y’all shoehorn Reddit into every post. Obsess much?

>Obsess much?
Redditfag spotted.

RIP

>implying yahtzee isn't reddit
lol

Because it exists.

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>being this pozzed
go clean your asshole you dirty faggot

He sucks because he don't like the same games as I do. Plus he wears a hat, which means he's from reddit ha ha.

>y'all

He's a comedian. He has repeatedly said he doesn't want him opinions taken as gospel and just wants to entertain people.

His summary of e3 2018 was pretty much spot on.

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all I know is that he is not racist

get banned for gaming unrelated shit

I know, I'm period posting.

*ahem*Crash Bandicoot*ahem*
Your next line is going to be: "Platforming sucks in N. Sane Trilogy"

>Someone point out flaws
>"HA! TRIGGERED!"

No it's going to be Crash is barely 3D. You walk down a line and merely shift left and right a little. Also the platforming does suck in the remake but that has no effect on using the originals in the argument.

Why is the platforming worse in the remake? I haven't played it.

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OLD GAME GOOD

NEW GAME BAD

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i never touched warcraft or starcraft either

Yes?

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Yahtzee is a great entertainer, but never take his opinions on games seriously. Not that he isn't right from time to time.

He was big back in, what, like 2011? Hell, I think he coined the "PC Master Race" statement people are so keen on. You're too young to understand.

>This man unironically believes strategy games are for cowards.
And he's right

Yahtzee shits on nostalgia as much as he shits on anything. He always takes the side that allows him the most snark.

SILENT HILL GOOD
RESIDENT EVIL BAD

And you think this is a bragging point? Your inexperience?

good bait

Feels like yesterday when Yea Forums used to worship this guy

Yeah,Yahtzee's only real position is
ME SMART
EVERYONE ELSE DUMB

Never take any video game reviewer seriously, their bias is bound to show up sooner or later

At least normal reviewers tend to have points they back up. But Yahtzee is mostly just in it to set up his most colorful metaphors. It's good entertainment, but not a good starting point for an objective "is the game good or not."

He would be correct

>this game reminds me of dark souls and that's good, good like dark souls because all good games are like dark souls for example dark souls...
GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

This is some next tier bait. You're not even saying anything to elicit outrage, just posting a pic of a YouTuber with no comment

It isn't.
N Sane is a perfectly fine way to play the games.
Its just a shit meme/sheep mentality.

I miss LDO

Shit gameplay that gives choices that don't matter or end the exact same way, holds your hand so hard you can barely stop to smell the roses, all on top of being praised as being the smartest game ever made.
Just play Bioshock 1 and 2, and if you want more learn how to play System Shock

It’s mostly on rails with very little exploration it’s easy the gunplay isn’t great but journalists really like the story and characters. Tldr muh cinematic gaming

He is, if nothing else, completely spot on about the state of the industry.

>the general consensus seems to hate him
>the general consensus loves to use his graphics

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i like him, his new series of gamedev is top fun

>you see, if I think about combat like being Dark Souls I can like Zelda's combat a bit more-
Never trust anyone on the Internet who keeps mentioning Dark Souls.

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9-10 years ago yahtzee threads used to be the most divisive threads on Yea Forums. How the mighty have fallen.

>dev or pub uses dark souls when shilling their game
Game, DROPPED.
>reviewer uses dark souls when shilling a game
Reviewer, DROPPED
If I want low-hanging fruit comparisons, I would just come here. Which is why I'm always here.