Universal 2hu truths
>Touhou as a game has been solved
>OSTs havent been good in decades, theyre mostly rehashes
>Zuns art sucks
>Story/fluff outside the manga is forgetable to the point community gave 2hus their own identities
>Spinoff games are better than official ones
>Reimu is the worst 2hu after Yukari
>Pic related is the best
>Impregnation, cheating and prostitution doujins are canon
Universal 2hu truths
Charles Turner
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Jeremiah Wood
Bumb
Robert Ross
>bumbing your own fucking thread
Maybe nobody's interested, dipshit
Easton Hughes
Lol shitty b8
Logan Garcia
What are you gonna do big guy?
Ryan Gomez
Can confirm
I was interested from the Remi pic but the OP was just too shitty
Nolan Taylor
This. It's just shit greentext bait.
Camden Brown
>shitty
>bait
Its nothing but my honest and hottest take on the serie. First point is objectively true whilst last is pure shitpost
Mason Lewis
>Touhou as a game has been solved
I'll bite under the condition you explain this, because I get the feel you don't quite get what a "solved game" is.
Jack Thomas
ML software has perfect movement and its freely distributed sempai
Lincoln Taylor
I'm trying to look up what you are talking about but I seem too retarded to find it. Mind giving me a hand?
Bentley Phillips
I haven't played the last 2 touhou games (not counting spin off)
What am in for, did I miss out?
Alexander Thompson
>15
Oh you're in for a wild ride
>16
Just a standard touhou experience, its solid but nothing really outstanding about it
Brayden Jones
Unless you mean TAS or some shit? That's not a solved game. Hell, I don't think any game with genuine RNG can be solved.
Elijah Davis
i see thanks, gonna try them soon
Samuel Young
>Touhou as a game has been solved
post your 800m dipshit
Robert Reed
>>Touhou as a game has been solved
no
>>OSTs havent been good in decades, theyre mostly rehashes
fuck no
>>Zuns art sucks
no shit
>>Story/fluff outside the manga is forgetable to the point community gave 2hus their own identities
no
>>Spinoff games are better than official ones
depends on which spinoff and which mainline you compare
>>Reimu is the worst 2hu after Yukari
that's not nazrin
>>Pic related is the best
that's not suwako
>>Impregnation, cheating and prostitution doujins are canon
what
Mason Collins
youtube.com
guys check this out
new game
Dylan Hughes
Its on git, SMHUP AI or something
Jace Hernandez
You fucking idiot, you can pit two AIs against each other in 9.
A literal superhuman is not considered a solved game, you inbred. And no, a regular human being able to consistently beat the games doesn't count either. A game is only truly solved when a series of inputs will always yield the exact same results,winning the game all the time, every time (which is generally impossible outside of TAS). And 9 is the worst fucking example because it's almost purely RNG. Get out and stop talking about shit you don't understand.
Jaxson Price
What do you have against the mouse?
Grayson Foster
Not him but any stage 1 that literally tries to shoot you point blank is a pretty obvious candidate for worst girl.
Austin Gonzalez
Id shoot Reimu point blank too
Nathan Diaz
Would you shoot Marisa or Sanae, though?
Liam Flores
Not Marisa
Asher Perez
true true
Sebastian Evans
MFW I'm about to finish Double Spoiler
MFW I'll have to do it all over again as Hatate
Michael Ross
Don't forget to play Tri Focuser next! And yes, you'll have to play it like 4 times.
Brayden Wood
Kill all filthy Lunarians
Cooper Richardson
At least post someone who actually tried doing that.