If you don't love Krteček, you are a terrible human being

I thought this was a soviet cartoon

Maybe you shouldnt have sold him to the chinese anons

If you didn't buy and enjoy Kingdom Come, fuck you.
You're not a gamer.
You're not even a czech.
You're some kind of dirty slovak shitter disguised as a czechbro.

What vidya stuff do czechfags own?
Gaming PC
PS3, PS4, Wii
N3DS XL

Will buy Switch when the improved version comes out.

I did buy it. I did not enjoy it that much though. Some things were great, and it is impossible not to enjoy the drinking with a priest scene, but the game had waaay too many issues with pacing, ballance and other areas.

I haven't played it after the major patches. Did they improve the hunting? Because that felt like it would the most enjoyable part of the game, if the A.I. wasn't literally broken.

PC, I'm old school czech. Nobody used to have consoles here until like 2005.

Why do your women like to fuck in public so much

>when you dedicate all your life to creating a national creature just to have it sold to the chinese by your daughter a few weeks after you die

This was one of the biggest insults in recent memory

Rising Storm 2 Vietnam, got it on sale and it's the only thing I've been playing.

Because its easy money I guess

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Not video games, fuck off.

Well. Not my decision. But having China as ally in WW3 is worth few bad CGI cartoons with Panda. Not like they have rights to do anything else with him. But 2D game with Krtek is still my dream.

Supreme Commander, X-com 2 and Motoracer 4.

You know, I've been asking that question myself. Back in the old days, on Yea Forums there used to be "naked in public" photo threads, and about 60% of all of them were from Czech Republic.

I did once walk on a nude photoshoot happening smack in the middle of Prague - like, the most turistically frequented part of Old Town Prague, in the middle of the day.
Can't say I've complained though. The girl was beautiful.

You should replay Vietcong.

I preffer Nu, Podogi but Krtecek is still cute and comfy

What are you talking absolute about? I had NES, Psx, Ps2,x360 and now Ps4.

fuck off, this black shit doesn't even have his own game

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You were in absolute minority, then.

Oh boy. I like Krteček

BUT

If we talk about Czech/Slovakia cartoons then in my opinion A JE TO is the best cartoon from these sides.

Just look at this masterpiece. JUST LOOK
youtube.com/watch?v=0ZUGyqgk1sc

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Krtek is based t. Croatia

The only game true slavs play, well beside counter strike

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Slavic girls are best.
They are cute, they are adorable and they actually help with house.

And the best part is, if they get old they turn into Babushka what means you will have unlimited source of pierogi and other slavic meals at your retirement.

Nah, FUCK Pat and Mat. They were the embodiment of fuck-ups. They always took something beautiful and ruined it. I absolutely despised that show.

MatPat?

>podogi

americans leave this thread

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True. But you can't have party with Pc games.

It is our national heritage to fuck up something and than fix it unexpected way.

Thats why A je to was funny. It was just funny to look at Pat and Mat embracing chaos.

Slovakfag here, playing CK2 and MHW. Krtko is based as fuck by the way.

Kurva.

Tell me about Žiška. Why does he wear a mask?

>True. But you can't have party with Pc games.
False, and if you did not experience proper classic lan party comple with moving your massive PC across the town, I feel sorry for you.

>It is our national heritage to fuck up something and than fix it unexpected way.
Yeah, and that is precisely why it pissed me off so much. I like this country, but the god-awful DYI culture that inevitably ends fucking once beatiful is the one aspect particularly hate. And I had even as a small child. A je to made me depressed as a kid.

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>Frankly some of his stories are kinda horrifying. Like the one where he is trying to get a lolipop.
Or the episode where he handed two mouses to cat because they stole his robot. Or the other time he did it, but with two sentience mushrooms that annoyed him so much that he sent snail to eat them.

I played LAN stuff lot. Since Doom. But you simply put console to backpack and you have fun for 4 people. It is different than PC gaming.

Yeah. He was a BIT of a bastard, thinking back about it.

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Man I always got a good workout pushing around my massive fucking monitor. Speaking of, I'm having a nostalgic lan party with my old mates next weekend. We're going to get some CS 1.6, Quake 3, and Warcraft 3 custom maps going. Can't wait bros.

If you don't shitpost on b-lokal, you are a terrible human being

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Ah yes Nu, Podogi from russia and A JE TO from Czech are pretty great cartoons to watch even today. Pretty fun to watch. Especially when you dont have to know their language to watch these.

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KEKK

>If you don't love Krteček, you are a terrible human being
user I...

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But he feeds baby eagle with chicken eggs.
Its not cannibalism/

youtube.com/watch?v=HEbCrx8dU84

Is that a new boss from the Cuphead dlc?

as a polack i have to admit that kingdom come deliverance is much much better than witcher iii

He deserve his own cuphead game.

He's popular here in Germany

>story-based rpg with hilariously bad voice acting
Why?

>podogi

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He's popular all over the world. I saw MASSIVE banners about him in Japan. China is crazy about him too, apparently.

the only hilariously bad voice actor is that lord who looks and is 60 but sounds 30
also if you think that voice acting is the most important part of an rpg then i have no words for you

GOAT coming through

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Of course I don't think it's the most important but its presence is very heavy in this type of an rpg. Honestly, just don't bother with voice acting and cinematic shit if you're going to make it terrible while constantly shoving it in the player's face. And if you don't think the acting in this game is awful I'm not even sure you're a human being.

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My favourite episode was the one with the car

>but its presence is very heavy in this type of an rpg
whatever dude, you seem like a dumb normalfag who wants cinematic shit

>been making Krteček threads on Yea Forums for a while
>make one on Yea Forums by accident
>it's the most popular one

Mein Neger.
Also, I prefer my own socialist mascot.

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>having China as ally in WW3 is worth few bad CGI cartoons with Panda.
If that’s the hill you choose to die on I won’t stop you

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did myyrä ever get any video games?

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based and zepilled

So on a scale of cringe to based, where do we put Kotleba?

Excellent export article!

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FInn coming through, dropped by to share this:

youtube.com/watch?v=qBKvpgho4ok

Last time you "saved" from nazis, you instantly sold us to commies. And you do what Israel told you. Not exactly ally worth trust.

Who /pronin/ here?

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I never expected to see Krecik on Yea Forums of all places.

Remember us

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Reminder there was a pregnancy episode (with Pani Rabbitova or something?)

I do, David slaps your shit, also he turns into a tree when he dies

My love for Finland is eternal

To all Czechfriends in this thread. Thanks for chodsky pes.

Literally no one:

Europeans: YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT AMERICANS THO

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Krtek was awesome. my fav episode was when he got his own apartment in a commie block.

Any fans of Mézga family?

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Fuck off with your stupid overused meme

I remember a weird episode where Krtek lives with some random guy and a horrible winter forces them to burn all of their furniture. When the cold weather passes, dense jungle grows everywhere and the dude's house gets overgrown by trees and shit so he essentially becomes a caveman. He was naked and even had a visible dong.

I don't know why but as a kid I was obsessed with that scene where all of those vehicles come and destroy krtek's home.

>this is the best thread on Yea Forums right now

>Krtek was awesome. my fav episode was when he got his own apartment in a commie block.
Yeah, I loved that one as a kid too. I had it in a form of a picture book and I must have read it about hundred time.
I remember the moment when he sticks wursts he stole into exhaust ports of all the cars in the town.

Forget Krtek, these guys were the shit.

I only realized how much quality out-of-context shit there was in this show while looking up a good screensap for this show. Shit was great.

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dobrý večer

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>Ty vaše hry jsou pekne vypecene pane.
Based bears.

Blessed slavbros thread

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This thread warms my heart, you are ok OP
Well it was voiced by Miler's daughter, so

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