H-hey Banjo, buddy? How's it going on? Times aren't so good, heh, heh *coughs*. Y-yeah, things aren't the same, since you've joined Smash and all the stuff, but we're still friends r-right?
H-hey Banjo, buddy? How's it going on? Times aren't so good, heh, heh *coughs*. Y-yeah, things aren't the same...
Hunter Sullivan
Gabriel Butler
How could we not be Steve? After all the intense modality of you game always has me coming back.
Jaxon Jackson
I miss him bros.
Gavin Brown
You fucking Steve-fags need to die
William Taylor
*pisses all over your thread*
Jordan Price
he'll be back
and twice as angry too
Austin Hernandez
Real talk, why the Fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
Actual iconic characters like Steve (Yes THE Steve from minecraft) who’s game has taken over the world for a decade and has sold millions of copies on every fucking piece of technology going, isn’t. But this ugly bear cunt who has only 5 trashy games, and fans that attacked children gets to be playable?
This ain’t fucking acceptable, you can't defend this.
STEVE IS IN! BUY MINECRAFT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan Martin
>f-friends to the end, remember?
Easton Parker
based
Goodbye :)
Chase Sanchez
cope
Michael Foster
>Real talk, why the Fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
because autists spammed the smash bros twitter with him for literal years
Austin Lopez
Exactly, they don’t deserve him, fucking fat retarded autistic boomer niggers
Thomas Bell
REMINDER
Nicholas Fisher
Both were good picks, i unironically wanted steve but i think banjo is also fine, since he hasnt been relevant in a long time unlike minecraft
Parker Young
Carter Bennett
No.....................why!
Ryan Mitchell
I fully expect a Mii Fighter costume of Steve to be honest.
Elijah Rogers
;)
Luke Parker
What was great is he posted that few days before the banjo announcement so all that effort
Chase Kelly
isn't this just one of those Key and Peele posts from Yea Forums
Carson Butler
It uses the N&B version, I don’t even consider it to be the real version.
Cooper Cooper
is that card at the end real? did that minecraft fucker upload that to his channel
Anthony Collins
Probably not, or else people would paste the YouTube.....ah fuck that it was probably nsfw for YouTube anyways.
Andrew Cox
Steve is friends with banjo but both are not friends with grotesque steve
Austin Perez
>submitting false reports will result in a ban
user...
Luke Lopez
Come on now, can we stop with the villanizing of Minecraft fans?just because 2 people were spamming a funny model doesn’t mean you can just shun all Steve fans away. If anything, you were all bullying children on twitter and raiding their private discords, and you want to act like you have the higher ground?
We didn’t forget about how you all attacked DQ fans, and turned 180 when they got announced like the fucking snakes you are. Any DQ fan supporting Banjo after what they did to you, fuck you, and fuck you for abandoning your friends for the enemy
Ryan Butler
say your prayers, blockhead
Brandon Perez
Case in point
stop
Angel Cruz
If anything, this pictures how Banjofags are more violent and cruel compared to stevefags, who just shitposted
Noah Hall
>your friends
You faggots forced yourselves on them, they never gave a shit about you.
Just because you try to say that someone's your friend, doesn't make it true.
Logan Roberts
>stevefags playing the victim
just stop it, it's getting pathetic
Aiden Fisher
steve is in
discord.gg
Benjamin Morris
>people actually taking smash roster autism with any sort of value
Cooper Kelly
>implying I have a fucking twitter account
Get outta here
Cooper Roberts
Hey Steve! I’m getting into Smash soon! Maybe one day I’ll see you there
Jacob Davis
>hahaha I don’t want Steve I want Bart Simpson the surfer duck
Caleb Reyes
>a charismatic chad from one of the greatest platformers of all time
vs
>an intentionally generic block guy
Isaiah Butler
Guess who is going to be in smash.
Thomas Phillips
Hey Steve, remember when you murdered and ate my friend, then proceeded to rape me, anal vore me, and shit me out? Remember when you did that just mere days before my reveal? But hey, that was all just friendly banter, remember? What are you saying? You can dish it out, but you can’t take it? What happened to that bold confidence you had before E3? You’re not a sore loser, are you Stevie?
Zachary Myers
he's in
Jace Sanders
So how is the steve discord nowadays?
Is it dead?
Tyler Gutierrez
*Pushes you off a cliff at the start of the game*
Wyatt Lewis
I wish
Ian Peterson
They're probably doubling down and acting more deranged, waiting for the next set of fighter announcements. They'll be back angrier than ever
Parker Mitchell
you are a faggot stop shitting up every thread with your failure to cope
Bentley Thompson
Now that was a legendary moment in all of histroy, my fellow geno chad
Jaxson Smith
So we all agree he's a lock for the next smash game?
Josiah Wood
Sorry mr puppet, smash slots are only for real boys
James Cruz
I remember I told my little brother that Steve was in, and he got mad at me when he didn’t show up. You lied to me Yea Forums
Ethan Cooper
no
Robert Thomas
Is there more to this?
Mason Rodriguez
Why they added Banjo over actual iconic characters like Bomberman is truly baffling. What the fuck was Sakurai and his team thinking?
Isaac Martin
As long as ugly bear cunt is cut, he’s in with a shot.
Aiden Hughes
I hope so
Carson Rogers
Samuel Sullivan
Thanks doc
Hunter Cruz
Who cares it’s hilarious
Aiden James
"stevefags" aren't real you autists, literally all of you including banjoposters are just falseflaggers shitposting and thinking youre hilarious
Zachary Moore
Why they added Hero over actual iconic characters like Sora is truly baffling. What the fuck was Sakurai and his team thinking?
Charles Garcia
Has anyone made a Mii Fighter of Grotesque Steve, yet? Preferably Swordfighter.
Grayson Adams
Shit man; I salute the effort that went into steve posting. Real OC
Nathan Peterson
Dragon Quest shits on Kingdom Hearts and has a bigger history and games. Fuck off Sorafag
Tyler Clark
I think he was just parodying the bomber-fag
Josiah Gonzalez
I agree. Takes some real dedication to pull that off. Most stevefags were discord furries so you know they had a lot of time on their hands. The pure hate they feel for boomers probably fueled their creativity.
Thomas Garcia
BANJO WAIT NOOOOOO
youtube.com
Carson Baker
I unironically wish Banjo was not confirmed, along with Steve.
Steveposting was actually entertaining. Much better than “HE’S IN!!!!!!” posting.
Charles Taylor
Why would Square include a character they don’t own?
Owen Brooks
I think I would have found Yea Forums more hilarious during the summer if it was only hero announced at e3 imagine the salt of banjofags.
Carson Anderson
literally in brawhalla.
Owen Morris
BUY FALLOUT 76 YOU AUTISTIC SHITLORDS
OR ELSE DOOMGUY WONT MAKE IT IN SMASH
Jordan Jackson
>it is in the darkest depths where diamonds are found banjoids
Alexander Sanchez
I played it during its free week, Todd. And you know what? I really saw a lot of potential. The idea of you exploring abandon homes of nuclear holocaust survivors is a really interesing concept; you could have added some detective work, piecing together different photos, voice logs, corpses, and more. But no, you wanted to make Rust but with a Fallout skin. That's not even a fair comparison; I have had phenomenal luck avoiding glitches in my gaming life, but even I discovered several bugs or errors in my week. Fuck you, Todd.
Parker Howard
Time is but a window; death is but a door. I'll be back.