Wow. I finally get it

WATER

Imagine the smell.

AND GAYMEN

Hippies were the scum of the earth.

GIRUGAMESH

Woodstock was literally three days and people still talk about it like one billion years later. Meanwhile Pokemon GO was worldwide and lasted at least through the summer.

this but unironically
a great portion of the music played at woodstock was absolute garbage completely forgotten and ignored by even Yea Forums prudes. even 6ix9ine is better than most of that shit. people only praise the highlights

It was longer than that, it was a good couple of weeks. As for the boomers, they eternally seethe about anything millennials do anyway, so something that they're ALL doing is going to REALLY piss them off.

>tfw you go to Woodstock and all there's there is a crummy pale of water

CRUMMY

Strangely enough, the only people I know who still play Pokemon Go are in their 50s.

My mom plays it and loves it. She actually does all the raids and shit. Funny enough she barely knows shit about Pokémon.

I've turned into more of the hippie myself, doing shrooms when I can and what not.

I started to try drink a gallon of water every day and I'm struggling to get past half a gallon. Any tips water bros?

Drink an amount based on a timer, and be strict about it. Presuming you're not memeing.

>taking LSD
>not water

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You obviously need to stay hydrated during your trip.

What is the market for all these boomer comics saying the same goddamn things over and over?

Hydrate

Don’t you want to laugh at the retardation of millenials? They don’t even know what books are anymore...

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Probably the Opinion section of newspapers ie the most worthless section of newspapers
My local papers are pretty based though they usually satirize democrats with these comics

Surprisingly it's actually still pretty active in my city

The reason boomers HATE pokemon GO is because pokemon was a thing they hated back then at its peak and it came back at full force partnered with the second boomer hate object: smartphones
And why did boomers hate smartphones and pokemon? Because they dont "get it". They dont understand it, they dont BOTHER to understand it. Boomers dont care to understand new things and they hate everything they dont know about

When you see a boomer hating at something new, dont pity him for being old, but instead, enrage yourself for realizing these fucks raised their children with zero fucking care and they do everything they can to fuck young people over, because they hate young people, because they dont get them.

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Actually I happen to have the paper with me right now
Here's our boomer comic of the day

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The bigger question is will we follow suit? And why when we can learn from their actions

>Will we follow suit
Are you running around dabbing, playing fornite, and listening to Logan Paul?

Why are boomers retarded?

well this board is already crying about zoomers flossing and playing fortnite so yeah probably

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I don't think that's what he meant

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>Ugojesse/water posting mash-up
A dating synthesis

Guest starring that one russian book with the pokemon cover that everyone thought was a bootleg but it's actually not really at least if i remember correctly.

Imagine how physically retarded you must be to struggle drinking one gallon of water a day

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Glug

I think the user means is will we follow suit (like boomers) in hating those things you listed.

I honestly don't understand how its physically impossible for people to drink water. I'll I can say is just drink it in full cupful as an interval thru the day.

This but with whole milk

plz no

the difference is that post-boomers did new and different shit while post-us zoomers do shit we already knew about only they pick the most stupid shit. Do you think Yea Forumsather will fail to understand his kids interest in video games? No, he'll just say they have shit taste, beat him at his stupid game and then go back to playing quake and neglecting their wife

This one?

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Wait, does Yea Forums actually disagree that Pokemon GO was a retarded waste of time?

youtube.com/watch?v=HzOzLPP5EOE

What is this water meme?

I fucking love crummyposting

CRUDE AND YUMMY

They hate it especially because they always said Pokemon was a fad and would die out quickly, and they were totally wrong. Pokemon go just made it super obvious how popular Pokemon still is

Now this is fucking kino.

Am I a newfag for not understanding these water pail comic edits? Where did this come from?

>about four days
I still have to put up with it.

They're only like three months old.

It's unfunny Yea Forums shit.

Probably reddit or some shit.

I'm assuming one thing millennials will actually do correctly is know not to openly display their narcissism-fueled butthurt over not being young anymore, because they're aware that the unfiltered internet will make fun of them.

boomer comic oft posted in lol threads complaining about pokemon go implied that water was the best thing ever when quoting jack and jill

Yea Forums pretending it's any better is hilarious considering how much the forced zoomer/boomer meme caught on

Both of these are wrong, it comes from Yea Forums in these threads when someone switched "Pokémon GO" and "water" in an edit.

Anyone over the age of 50 should be sent to a labor camp. Old people are so fucking retarded and useless.

why is this four-frame gif a webm?

Some shitty out-of-touch comic strip featuring hideously drawn father and son positioned in a geometrically impossible bed, where the father reads a bedtime story about Jack and Jill who went to fetch a pail of water, and the child says the story is outdated and should feature "pokemon creatures", to show how obsessed the kid is with Pokemon Go. The comic is so bad from so many fronts it got ridiculed hard.

>everything new is reddit
>also where are the wojaks???

Back when pokemon go was in full force, someone posted this home video from late 90s they had where this father was apparently fucking about having to buy his daughter a pokemon shirt or something because it was all she talked about
He went off for like 2 minutes on how it's a fad and in 20 years she won't even remember it.

Shame I can't find the video, it was kinda funny.

>this board already gets triggered when they see kids doing flossing and other Fortnite dances and has turned "zoomer" into another buzzword
No, we haven't learned shit.

Name one mobile game that isnt

to be fair Pokémon absolutely isn't close to being as big as it was twenty years ago

The wojaks are out fetching a pail of water. Something we should all do. Staying hydrated is extremely important.

flossing is objectively retarded and embarassing as shit like all forms of dance
i thought the same about the electric slide as a child and always tried to hide when it was forced upon me

i was always "out of touch" and i'm proud of that fact

How do you even pronounce that? Six-ix Nine-ine?

*fucking pissed
I meant to delete the fucking part but wasn't paying attention and deleted the pissed.

Holy shit you fucking boomer

You just say six-nine.

Are you high? It's still popular.

>i was always "out of touch" and i'm proud of that fact
Eat your prunes, grandma. The doctor said they would help with your"problems."

It was a valid question. Not everyone listens to every douchebag who comes on the radio. You know you ARE allowed to not listen to the same station all the time

Fuck Dicks9.

Not that user being in touch with modern society is for fags. About the only thing recommending this era is that it can be easily ignored and it's easy to find media from other times that isn't shit like the trash now.

Sure. You seem pretty cool man I thought you were a nasty boomer.

I don't have to like any of the garbage OC either board produces to call it shit.

okay, but it's still wrong

Deep. Really makes you think.

>I started to try drink a gallon of water every day
why?

They already display their narcissism-fueled butthurt over not being handed a job out of college though.

And complain about their parents doing nothing for them when most boomer parents were forced to pay rent once they hit 18.

better than catching crummy pokemon creatures

Fuck off Saeed.

get a water bottle
stop drinking soda
realize that refresher things, ie gum, mints, candy, cigs, are all just inferior versions of hydration

Sneed*

69 is a fukken BEAST

His anus is going to be Iffy once the people he got sent up are done with him.