Boooooooooooooring

*toucan sam vision activates*

It’s a shit game shilled by Russian rape babies desperate for international approval and relevance.

Literally cutscenes: the game

bing bing wahoo

At least Nintendo games are fun, unlike this game

Boring will be the series mate

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post it

No u

Try dragon age inquisition

imagine getting your book stolen and ripped off and then they make a netflix based on the stolen version of your books lmao

Only boring people get bored.

>writers have already spoken to reporters
>the plot of the show will not follow any of the books or the game
>they are just using it for the setting and "inspiration for the character's personalities"

its going to be a clusterfuck of plot threads that go nowhere, bad writing, and marvel quips. and make sure geralt is shirtless at least once per episode, so you can keep the middle aged woman audience involved in your soap opera.

and drugs are more fun than any nintendo game, whats your point?

I've started replaying the first game, and its always the same. The first area takes so long to run around but everything is new so you push on, then you realize every area is the same thing. Usually once I get to the third act I just start to get tired of it.

fucking zoomer

>i want to waste time looking for a horse

Who the fuck even plays this game? Honestly it’s a game made by monkeys for monkeys and I laugh at all of those who praise it and give it anything beyond 3/10. If you’re a fan of it, you’re a fucking retard and should consider killing yourself. I’ve heard that cdproyect red actually inserted AIDS into it so congrats now your sex life is permanently ruined and will never be the same again. The Witcher 3 is the worst experience I’ve ever had and if you had an experience any different from mine you’re a hypocrite and belong on a very long spear up your retarded butthole. I hereby declare liking and enjoying this game as heresy and you’re a retarded midget-voring pineapple pizza lover who likes eating and being fed maggots for breakfast. I pity thy soul for being objectively wrong and as someone who HAS watched Rick&Morty and has 180 IQ it’s a real pity you’re now condemned to this life of sin. Not only that, but the game has heretical in nature depictions of sex scenes and my Christian son has been exposed to this and because of it I locked him in a shack for the last two weeks without any food or water - blessed air is all he needs to live. The game also depicts graphic violence and alcohol drinking because of which this game shouldn’t be played by ANYONE. If I wanted to get drunk I’d have gone to a bar in real life and wouldn’t waste my time playing some game with 2D anime girls who want to eat my character’s dick left and right. That said, I pray to the God that every other user reading this changes their minds about playing this game and spreads this message to their friends and loved ones.

But W3 is on bing bing wahoo

based retard bro

The writers are too busy to actually write

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Jesus christ, seek mental help dude. That is a worrisome level of hate towards a game.

I wish I could get paid to jerk off someones ego instead of actually work.

It's such an inferior version that it's basically another game

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As you can see, it's remarkably easy. And given how the left is still gaining more and more traction, it seems that you were born in the exact right era!

>as someone who HAS watched Rick&Morty

Dude try a bit more not to make it that obvious. Bait spotted

that's so "game has more meme to pretend it's good than actual screenshots and video showing it's good"

>the graphics are worse, so it’s shit now
Almost like it’s a movie or something...

Screeching louder is not the same as gaining traction. The left went full retard and scared the normies off.

I wish that was true, but it isn't. The grip the left has over education, journalism and media in general is insane, there are entire new generations that are going to be taught almost explusively in left-wing mindset.

good, conservatism is holding the world back

propping the world up*

I enjoyed DA2 far more than Inquisition(which I also never finished)

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the combat is unbearable

>all it takes is one word for people to take the bait

God this board is pathetic.

The game is genuine shit.

>click once
>if you're a Pro Gamer, click a second time

This, I legit don't understand if people are memeing it to be good or not, but it's FUCKING BORING HOLY SHIT

ITS NOT A GAME

ITS A FUCKING SHIT MOVIE

>oooh wow you get to see tits some times
Literally have sex.
>geralt is such a cool dude
Geralt speaks like fucking batman and has NO EMOTION
>ciri is so perfect
Maybe she is idk didn't get that far but I'm told you cant even bang her or see her tits so WHO FUCKING CARES

The combat is AWFUL, how can anyone even pay attention when it's ALALALALALALALLAA LALALAALLAALALALA eurotrash gypsy music in the background so loud you cant tell wtf is going on, and the hitboxes are so fucking garbage. You spam dodge with 0 punishment and the shield sign is literally god mode, your silver sword does NO DAMAGE against humans which is fucking stupid, same with your steel one vs drowners what the fuck is that shit. Also lol at throwing a fucking hand grenade at a guard and it does nothing.

trash game for retards on PC who have literally nothing else to play, noone on PS4 even bought this garbage, better luck with ninentdo LOL

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That would be TW2's combat, actually.