How can I become a person like Kazuma Kiryu?

How can I become a person like Kazuma Kiryu?
I have never seen a more proper man in fiction or reality.

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a cuck you mean

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He's literally unattainable. But you could start by going to the gym, being nice to everyone you meet, and never smiling

I just had this mental image of some spergy user loser from Yea Forums getting swole as fuck walking around town with a PS2 tier stiff walking animation with a blank expression on his autistic face, approaching a random woman pushing her kid in a stroller, looking her straight in the eyes and saying
>that's a very nice kid you have there
Thinking he's being kind, instead she calls the cops on him and he gets registered as a sex offender.

This will never not make me mad.

They had such a great opportunity to make him dad and husband at the end.

>Kiryu
>casually approaching someone and saying shit like that
Nah

imagin complaingin about not getting a usagi drop ending

Nothing wrong with that.

It would actually make more sense than her getting impregnated by a literal who who just happened to come along and save her once.

You have to remain a virgin well into your 50s.

user, we are on Yea Forums
That is the least of the issues

Never ever have sex and raise other men's children at every opportunity.

You'd most likely die trying to dispense vigilante justice unless you never leave your house which is likely considering the board we're on.

He's unattainable but a great ideal to strive towards.
Go to the gym and get into basic shape.
Pick a respected martial art and dedicate yourself to it. Open yourself to exploring your surroundings and trying out new things, become an explorer of your surroundings and the human condition. Practice being kind to people, might want to read up on philosophy, ethics and eastern religions.
Develop a strong moral code that you won't cross no matter what.

which martial art for dragon style?

youve got the virgin part down, step 2 is to buy some plot armor (the thickest you can find).

a lobotomy should do the trick, kazuma is fucking retarded

see usually it's other people approaching Kiryu with dumb stuff.

Become able to withstand gunshots, eat five cups of ramen in an instant, and swing bikes around like they're hollow plastic.

Don't have sex

It's so sad they can't write a good story without retarded ass pulls.

get a surrogate daughter, learn to remove your clothes in one motion

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