Kill Ptolemy

Kill Ptolemy.

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No.

kill Caesar then

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Why?

Kill Jestah

Cleopatra IS ptolemy.
negro.

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>Egyptians
>white

But Jingle is our friend!

fun fact - egypt was an empire for something crazy like 5000+ years. In that time, it had been ruled by every race of man at some point, barring asians. Europeans did rule at points. They also destroyed it.

Gayreeks conquered it and established the PTOLEMIC dynasty historylet

>white
>male
>straight
>?????????

>europeans destroyed egypt
fuck i hate wypipo

What does Cleo's hair smell like?

Yes
NEVER

honey, olive oil, milk and sand (and cum)

Are the recent Assassin's Creed games (Origins, Odyssey) good?

>no expansion pack where they try to go after Augustus
damn shame, would have been an entertaining failure

Origins is a great, polished and made with obvious affection for the period depicted
Odyssey is C team ripoff

Origins you can definitely give a try, with Odyssey you'll have to see for yourself as it's a pretty divisive game.

A

>Aya is the decendant from Kassandra of Kephelonia
>Bayek has Eagle powers

Was this ever explained?

>milk
like, stale? in that heat?

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why is she oily?

if europeans came along and simply destroyed it, that just means their empire was complete garbage and shouldn't exist in a competitive world. Don't blame the euros, blame the shitty africans who couldn't adapt or evolve past a certain point.

>Queen of the Problematic Kingdom

no

i got baited into buying odyssey, it feels like a single player mmorpg.
the story feels pointless and it's full of fetchquests with spongey enemies.
it even has daily/weekly/monthly missions fuck

dropped it after maybe 10 hours

As you wish mommy

CONSUL

she'd bath in giant bathtub in milk every day

Didn't they shave heads? Wouldn't she be bald?

>Aya is the decendant from Kassandra of Kephelonia
citation needed.

What was the point of this character? She felt shoehorned in at the end

She is greek, not Egyptian tho

Mi fratello Cesare banged that royal gyppo gabagool just like that bada bing bada boom

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which one?

>barring asians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyksos

>Cleopatra is greek
That is debateable. Ptolomy's family had been in egypt for generations and we don't actually know who Cleopatra's mother really was. While she obviously had greek blood in her, she's probably got a lot of egyptian and other's in there too.

>I will sleep with anyone! As long as they agree to be executed in the morning.
Kinda flawless deal. I hope it's slow and painful death.

Did you not play Legacy of the first blade?

No.

Just like Constantinople

Thats where it is said

Yummy!

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Shame...on the house of Ptolemy for such barbarity, shame.

>automatically go to check if there's a dump of the artist's work on sadpanda

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Yes?
Did you think I was going to have some inherent attachment to the E.R.E?

Do it yourself

British women--now, that's savage cunny. You have to hunt them down like deer.

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But... You are enemies...

Pullo slammed that Egyptian puss like no tomorrow.

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Civilization 6?

Yes, of course!

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They wrote themselves into a trap because we already knew the first assassin was a woman from previous AC games.

There was.

What the hell?

She was fucking Macedonian

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bugged/glitched/clipping clothes.

Fuck Cleopatra
Fuck Ptolemy
Fuck Caesarion
Fuck Antonius
Fuck Brutus
Fuck Assassins
Fuck the Senate
Fuck the Republic

t. Chadgustus
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"Caesar was an inside job"

Kassandra from Odyssey is the hotter waifu.

BASEDek

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What's up with his eyes? So dark.

that sweat is just fucking hnnnnnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsjfgml

Ptolemy was her brother

It shows in the dlc of odyssey that the player's character bloodline continues all the way to aya

>kill one of the most based Romans ever
No thanks, Nile thot

Why do you keep posting this. Do you have down syndrome?

OF

AS LONG AS THEY AGREE TO BE EXECUTED IN THE MORNING.

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>Fuck Cleopatra
Gladly

How about just a handjob?

if muslims came along and simply destroyed it, that just means their empire was complete garbage and shouldn't exist in a competitive world. Don't blame the muslims, blame the shitty europeans who couldn't adapt or evolve past a certain point

based

>Europeans did rule at points. They also destroyed it.
Pretty sure Egypt was already dead by the time Alexander got there, it was just trying to pretend it wasn't.
Like that time their army got utterly wrecked by Persia, and they got folded into the Persian Empire.

i hate it when they nigrify her

We don't know who her mother was, but we know most of the family tree. She was fucking Greek/Macedonian.

What a dark-skinned Greek woman.

DO NOT SPEAK OF HER!
I PISS ON HER!
I SHIT ON HER!

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Origins is a very good game if you don't mind the usual repetitiveness that open world games have. It's a beautiful world they made with a shitload of detail. Gameplay is generic though. Bayek is the best protagonist since Ezio.

Odyssey is mostly more of the same but with a larger, not as detailed open world, more surface level "rpg mechanics" and ideas from other games, ships make a return. They went for more quantity over quality with this one. A step down from Origins overall imo.

Sure, as long as you agree to be executed in the morning.

I really like this composition.

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> Europeans did rule at points. They also destroyed it.
Egypt didn't fall until they were ruled by blacks, much like the USA

Egyptians were only ever ruled by the blacks during the 25th Dynasty, which predates the Ptolemaic Dynasty, user. And the blacks, the Nubians, only managed to invade Egypt because it was at its lowest point already thanks to the Assyrians conquering it then leaving a shattered Egypt with a local tributary government in charge. The Persians and later the Greeks, and finally the Romans all treated Egypt much better. I mean hell user, Roman Egypt and Alexandria was one of the most important parts of the Empire, especially when it came to philosophy and learning. Egypt only languished after that because of the Arabs.

Ok, but your dick is chopped off afterwards

No deal

First sentence.

>were a people of diverse origins, possibly from Western Asia.
>WESTERN Asia

> In the context of Ancient Egypt, the term "Asiatic" refers to people native to areas east of Egypt.
>The Hyksos are believed to have originated to the north of Palestine.[17]

First sentence.

>were a people of diverse origins, possibly from Western Asia.
>WESTERN Asia

> In the context of Ancient Egypt, the term "Asiatic" refers to people native to areas east of Egypt.
>The Hyksos are believed to have originated to the north of Palestine.[17]

I really really like Bayek, and I really hate sandiniggers as I like to call them

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If we don't know who the mom is then that's half the tree, unaccounted for.

who is the qt?

Cleopatra is literally the first thot in the world

g.e-hentai still has it for now

nope Ptolemy was their surname, descendants of alexanders general and life long companion Ptolemy Soter. stupid american game for stupid americans

She has the dead eyes of a used roastie.